| [00:21.240] | 我走在去往相亲的路上 |
| [00:27.830] | 沐浴着金色的阳光 |
| [00:35.920] | 吹着口哨 捏紧了钱包 |
| [00:41.210] | 妈妈的唠叨还在耳边环绕 |
| [00:46.390] | 今年我三十有三 是个标准剩男 |
| [00:52.030] | 浑身上下带着 大龄青年的烦恼 |
| [00:57.760] | 不是我眼光太挑 条件太高 |
| [01:02.900] | 善解人意的媳妇 的确不好找 |
| [01:22.400] | 一眨眼 我来到了麦当劳 |
| [01:27.780] | 看到约好的女子 正坐在墙角 |
| [01:33.060] | 长长的头发 尖尖的下巴 |
| [01:38.670] | 一双大大的眼睛 好像在对我笑 |
| [01:44.660] | 我为她点了中包的薯条 |
| [01:49.640] | 给自己点了巨无霸的汉堡 |
| [01:55.080] | 偷偷瞄着她的三围 计算着她的身高 |
| [02:00.720] | 嘴上问着 你平时有啥爱好 |
| [02:06.300] | 啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊 |
| [02:11.870] | 怪不得男人一思考 上帝就发笑 |
| [02:17.060] | 啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊 |
| [02:22.500] | 只是开不了口让她知道 |
| [02:44.650] | 她开口扔出一串问题 好像个炸药包 |
| [02:49.990] | 你每月工资几千块 年终奖有多少 |
| [02:55.580] | 养老保险有没有按时交 |
| [03:01.210] | 单位有没有公费医疗 |
| [03:06.730] | 银行存款定期活期一共有多少 |
| [03:12.010] | 是否买过基金和股票家里有几套房 装修的好不好 |
| [03:22.680] | 农村亲戚逢年过节 会不会常来骚扰 |
| [03:28.580] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
| [03:34.060] | 怪不得女人一发问 上帝也犯困 |
| [03:39.350] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
| [03:44.830] | 她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事 |
| [03:50.310] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
| [03:55.950] | 满脑子都是些 过日子的事 |
| [04:01.280] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
| [04:06.820] | 她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事 |
| [04:10.330] | 托先人的福 刚好手机响了 |
| [04:15.000] | 我说声I'SORRY 拔腿就逃 |
| [04:20.540] | 我还是回家 给娃娃把气打饱 |
| [04:26.280] | 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 |
| [04:30.960] | 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 |
| [04:37.000] | 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 |
| [04:43.860] |
| [00:21.240] | wo zou zai qu wang xiang qin de lu shang |
| [00:27.830] | mu yu zhe jin se de yang guang |
| [00:35.920] | chui zhe kou shao nie jin le qian bao |
| [00:41.210] | ma ma de lao dao hai zai er bian huan rao |
| [00:46.390] | jin nian wo san shi you san shi ge biao zhun sheng nan |
| [00:52.030] | hun shen shang xia dai zhe da ling qing nian de fan nao |
| [00:57.760] | bu shi wo yan guang tai tiao tiao jian tai gao |
| [01:02.900] | shan jie ren yi de xi fu di que bu hao zhao |
| [01:22.400] | yi zha yan wo lai dao le mai dang lao |
| [01:27.780] | kan dao yue hao de nv zi zheng zuo zai qiang jiao |
| [01:33.060] | chang chang de tou fa jian jian de xia ba |
| [01:38.670] | yi shuang da da de yan jing hao xiang zai dui wo xiao |
| [01:44.660] | wo wei ta dian le zhong bao de shu tiao |
| [01:49.640] | gei zi ji dian le ju wu ba de han bao |
| [01:55.080] | tou tou miao zhe ta de san wei ji suan zhe ta de shen gao |
| [02:00.720] | zui shang wen zhe ni ping shi you sha ai hao |
| [02:06.300] | la la la la nan ren jiu shi zhe me wu liao |
| [02:11.870] | guai bu de nan ren yi si kao shang di jiu fa xiao |
| [02:17.060] | la la la la nan ren jiu shi zhe me wu liao |
| [02:22.500] | zhi shi kai bu liao kou rang ta zhi dao |
| [02:44.650] | ta kai kou reng chu yi chuan wen ti hao xiang ge zha yao bao |
| [02:49.990] | ni mei yue gong zi ji qian kuai nian zhong jiang you duo shao |
| [02:55.580] | yang lao bao xian you mei you an shi jiao |
| [03:01.210] | dan wei you mei you gong fei yi liao |
| [03:06.730] | yin hang cun kuan ding qi huo qi yi gong you duo shao |
| [03:12.010] | shi fou mai guo ji jin he gu piao jia li you ji tao fang zhuang xiu de hao bu hao |
| [03:22.680] | nong cun qin qi feng nian guo jie hui bu hui chang lai sao rao |
| [03:28.580] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
| [03:34.060] | guai bu de nv ren yi fa wen shang di ye fan kun |
| [03:39.350] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
| [03:44.830] | ta da sui le wo lang man de xiang qin gu shi |
| [03:50.310] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
| [03:55.950] | man nao zi dou shi xie guo ri zi de shi |
| [04:01.280] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
| [04:06.820] | ta da sui le wo lang man de xiang qin gu shi |
| [04:10.330] | tuo xian ren de fu gang hao shou ji xiang le |
| [04:15.000] | wo shuo sheng I' SORRY ba tui jiu tao |
| [04:20.540] | wo hai shi hui jia gei wa wa ba qi da bao |
| [04:26.280] | ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao |
| [04:30.960] | ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao |
| [04:37.000] | ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao |
| [04:43.860] |
| [00:21.240] | wǒ zǒu zài qù wǎng xiāng qīn de lù shàng |
| [00:27.830] | mù yù zhe jīn sè de yáng guāng |
| [00:35.920] | chuī zhe kǒu shào niē jǐn le qián bāo |
| [00:41.210] | mā mā de láo dāo hái zài ěr biān huán rào |
| [00:46.390] | jīn nián wǒ sān shí yǒu sān shì gè biāo zhǔn shèng nán |
| [00:52.030] | hún shēn shàng xià dài zhe dà líng qīng nián de fán nǎo |
| [00:57.760] | bú shì wǒ yǎn guāng tài tiāo tiáo jiàn tài gāo |
| [01:02.900] | shàn jiě rén yì de xí fù dí què bù hǎo zhǎo |
| [01:22.400] | yī zhǎ yǎn wǒ lái dào le mài dāng láo |
| [01:27.780] | kàn dào yuē hǎo de nǚ zǐ zhèng zuò zài qiáng jiǎo |
| [01:33.060] | cháng cháng de tóu fà jiān jiān de xià bā |
| [01:38.670] | yī shuāng dà dà de yǎn jīng hǎo xiàng zài duì wǒ xiào |
| [01:44.660] | wǒ wèi tā diǎn le zhōng bāo de shǔ tiáo |
| [01:49.640] | gěi zì jǐ diǎn le jù wú bà de hàn bǎo |
| [01:55.080] | tōu tōu miáo zhe tā de sān wéi jì suàn zhe tā de shēn gāo |
| [02:00.720] | zuǐ shàng wèn zhe nǐ píng shí yǒu shà ài hào |
| [02:06.300] | la la la la nán rén jiù shì zhè me wú liáo |
| [02:11.870] | guài bù dé nán rén yī sī kǎo shàng dì jiù fā xiào |
| [02:17.060] | la la la la nán rén jiù shì zhè me wú liáo |
| [02:22.500] | zhǐ shì kāi bù liǎo kǒu ràng tā zhī dào |
| [02:44.650] | tā kāi kǒu rēng chū yī chuàn wèn tí hǎo xiàng gè zhà yào bāo |
| [02:49.990] | nǐ měi yuè gōng zī jǐ qiān kuài nián zhōng jiǎng yǒu duō shǎo |
| [02:55.580] | yǎng lǎo bǎo xiǎn yǒu méi yǒu àn shí jiāo |
| [03:01.210] | dān wèi yǒu méi yǒu gōng fèi yī liáo |
| [03:06.730] | yín háng cún kuǎn dìng qī huó qī yī gòng yǒu duō shǎo |
| [03:12.010] | shì fǒu mǎi guò jī jīn hé gǔ piào jiā lǐ yǒu jǐ tào fáng zhuāng xiū de hǎo bù hǎo |
| [03:22.680] | nóng cūn qīn qī féng nián guò jié huì bú huì cháng lái sāo rǎo |
| [03:28.580] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
| [03:34.060] | guài bù dé nǚ rén yī fà wèn shàng dì yě fàn kùn |
| [03:39.350] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
| [03:44.830] | tā dǎ suì le wǒ làng màn de xiāng qīn gù shì |
| [03:50.310] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
| [03:55.950] | mǎn nǎo zǐ dōu shì xiē guò rì zi de shì |
| [04:01.280] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
| [04:06.820] | tā dǎ suì le wǒ làng màn de xiāng qīn gù shì |
| [04:10.330] | tuō xiān rén de fú gāng hǎo shǒu jī xiǎng le |
| [04:15.000] | wǒ shuō shēng I' SORRY bá tuǐ jiù táo |
| [04:20.540] | wǒ hái shì huí jiā gěi wá wa bǎ qì dǎ bǎo |
| [04:26.280] | rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào |
| [04:30.960] | rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào |
| [04:37.000] | rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào |
| [04:43.860] |
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