| [ti:闲转记] | |
| [ar:麦客文强] | |
| [al:] | |
| [00:13.36] | 实在闲球没事，就想尺起转噶。 |
| [00:16.83] | 倒把人憋人的，看戳啥都泼烦。 |
| [00:26.67] | 刚一尺门就看戳一群腊婆老汉， |
| [00:29.92] | 有下象棋喂（将军），打扑克喂（拐三）。 |
| [00:33.27] | 还有一群打着毛衣谝闲传喂， |
| [00:36.37] | 廿有社有笑，廿又唱又跳。 |
| [00:39.66] | 廿哼下拐流行锅呀都么听过。 |
| [00:42.96] | （又是九月九哇，天上的星星参北斗啊， |
| [00:49.80] | 弹起我心爱的土琵琶，永不休啊） |
| [00:57.86] | 其中一个老汉，梳背头喂老汉， |
| [01:01.13] | 八十岁了廿还说锅自年青着哩！ |
| [01:04.35] | 老连老连你还骚轻的不行， |
| [01:07.61] | 你就不害怕我婆拿外碎脚踏你 |
| [01:11.01] | “路边的野花你不要采！”&%￥%#￥%@#…… |
| [01:17.81] | 回头一看一个腊婆朝着我正笑喱， |
| [01:20.67] | 啊你笑啥里撒，嗨你笑啥里撒！ |
| [01:24.15] | 你连牙都么有，你笑啥里撒！ |
| [01:27.26] | 廿笑着笑着从牙缝缝里蹦（biē）出几个字： |
| [01:30.58] | 文强文强，你得是吊磅起呀？ |
| [01:33.78] | 我吊磅起呀，我哈吊磅起呀， |
| [01:37.12] | 你当我是你哩开，我吊磅起呀。 |
| [01:40.38] | 心里想我吊磅哈能叫你知道！ |
| [01:43.66] | 下棋我括不会，挖坑呀哈睐和。 |
| [01:46.91] | 刚一过去就有人说面柜（打牌光输不赢叫面柜）你括（又）来连。 |
| [01:49.83] | 哎呀把人气球的，啊气球的不行 |
| [01:53.39] | （我要不是面柜，能把你养大）。 |
| [01:56.78] | 我也只是想噶，我就么敢言喘， |
| [02:00.01] | 知道一社廿当时就把我给日踏连。 |
| [02:03.26] | 直达待不成了，到市里头转噶， |
| [02:06.55] | 也许我的梦中情人今就出现了。 |
| [02:09.79] | 走路太累，打的太贵， |
| [02:13.03] | 一咬牙心一狠我上了15路。 |
| [02:16.33] | 车上都快满了，只有一个空座， |
| [02:19.95] | 得是因为我长的帅专门给我留哈外。 |
| [02:23.17] | 我先是一个前空翻后是一个滑步。 |
| [02:26.43] | 我没管三七二十八我一钩子就撮哈了。 |
| [02:29.68] | 刚一撮哈旁边外人全部都给笑了 |
| [02:32.97] | 座是湿外，娃娃尿吾搭了。 |
| [02:35.69] | 啥，尿吾搭了？尿吾搭了？ |
| [02:39.48] | 哎我就想不明白，尿吾搭了我坐时候就么人给我说噶！ |
| [02:44.41] | 我一社完一个腊婆有点不高兴了，廿直接立起lia。 |
| [02:49.17] | “啥！你说啥！你还有点不明白？ |
| [02:52.57] | 不是你呀不明白这世界变化快， |
| [02:55.79] | 怪只怪你乘客速度 实在是太快！” |
| [02:59.18] | 谢谢啊。 |
| [03:01.45] | 娘娘，该老婆太有才了， |
| [03:05.11] | 我还说不过廿，把我臊的当时光想钻到板凳底下。 |
| [03:09.90] | 多亏风挺大，缝儿一阵就干了。 |
| [03:13.21] | 总算听着售票员开始吆喝了： |
| [03:16.46] | “前方到站，是西凤路北口， |
| [03:19.61] | 先下后上注意安全小心绊倒了， |
| [03:23.01] | 小心绊倒了哦！” |
| [03:24.58] | 我赶紧哈车吧，我把人丢大了， |
| [03:27.88] | 我刚一下车感觉空气都变新鲜了。 |
| [03:30.88] | 我脚还没立稳哩有个姐姐走过来了， |
| [03:33.88] | 得是我那桃花运那就开始了。 |
| [03:37.35] | 我心花怒放，我皮血胡球蛮淌， |
| [03:40.94] | 该人要是长得帅你谁都么办法。 |
| [03:44.26] | 再看该姐姐，长的确实有特点， |
| [03:47.15] | 就想谁把彩色涂料给廿扣头上了。 |
| [03:50.39] | 廿头发是黄的，眉毛是蓝歪， |
| [03:53.71] | 脸是白歪嘴是红歪眼圈是柳歪。 |
| [03:56.90] | 廿用位一种语气位一种眼神骚轻的对我社： |
| [03:59.76] | “先生先生，要不要住店？ |
| [04:03.31] | 我们这有招待所，什么价位都有， |
| [04:06.82] | 有60的，80的，一百两百三百的” |
| [04:10.30] | 她话还没说完我就直接给闪了， |
| [04:13.02] | 我再不走桃花运都叫你耽锅了。 |
| [04:16.34] | 一回头么注意差点把我绊倒， |
| [04:20.10] | 低头一看原来是个收手机的。 |
| [04:22.77] | 廿还给操了：“你皮眼睛哈了， |
| [04:25.98] | 放下莫大外路不走，非踏人脚吗？” |
| [04:29.44] | “哎你娘个黑色，你骂我组撒（干啥）呀！ |
| [04:32.66] | 我不应该踏你该脚，应该踏你该嘴！ |
| [04:36.07] | 收手机是用手收里，你脚伸么长组撒呀！” |
| [04:39.43] | 把拐我儿气坏了，直接立起了： |
| [04:43.00] | “你有机子就掏出来，没有就滚邦邦起！” |
| [04:46.05] | 哎呀呀还想撵喔走里。 |
| [04:49.46] | “我有机子卖里！ |
| [04:51.17] | 我有4、5个BB机， |
| [04:52.42] | 你看多钱收哩？” |
| [04:54.93] | 该人不言喘了，面色都变了， |
| [04:57.03] | 廿往地下看来看去好像寻砖里。 |
| [05:00.43] | 烂子董哈了，得想办法走里。 |
| [05:03.81] | 等他醒砖那时候我早挖脱（闪人）了。 |
| [05:07.09] | 我妈给我社过，冲动是魔鬼里开， |
| [05:10.53] | 为了么点事我over了划球不来么！ |
| [05:13.53] | 心情一哈没了，接组撒起呀？ |
| [05:16.78] | 我刚想那时候有人把我拽上车了。 |
| [05:20.13] | 把我哈坏了，心想这哈毕了， |
| [05:23.56] | 肯定是刚刚那人把我绑架了。 |
| [05:26.84] | 完了完了，这哈就义了， |
| [05:30.02] | 三十一岁那年青生命轻轻牺牲了。 |
| [05:33.23] | 我想我媳妇了，也想我娃了， |
| [05:36.50] | 我新蹬蹬那媳妇和娃再也见不上了。 |
| [05:40.04] | 你甭急着动手，叫我打个电话， |
| [05:43.38] | 我给我爸社一声我不能伺候他了。 |
| [05:46.48] | 对方说话了：“我社你是怎么了， |
| [05:49.42] | 你要打电话就打嘛你先把票买了， |
| [05:52.84] | 降张扶风高速，你要去哪达（哪里）？” |
| [05:56.14] | “降张扶风高速，我要去哪达, |
| [05:59.59] | 降张扶风高速，我要去阿达?! |
| [06:02.94] | 我给你个皮把！ |
| [06:04.46] | 你也不问我坐车呀不就把我拉上来了?” |
| [06:07.55] | 该人直接傻了，直接不会了， |
| [06:11.09] | 估计以为我得是叫狗给咬了。 |
| [06:14.27] | 算了算了，还是回斗鸡吧， |
| [06:17.68] | 来回路费才两块把人给气完了！ |
| [06:21.16] | 唉~~背球的！ |
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| [06:28.16] | 喔， |
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| [06:32.08] | |
| [06:36.28] | 哎，哎，小伙醒噶！ |
| [06:39.28] | 终点站到了！ |
| [06:41.08] | 娘娘，扩拉过了！ |
| ti: xian zhuan ji | |
| ar: mai ke wen qiang | |
| al: | |
| [00:13.36] | shi zai xian qiu mei shi, jiu xiang chi qi zhuan ga. |
| [00:16.83] | dao ba ren bie ren de, kan chuo sha dou po fan. |
| [00:26.67] | gang yi chi men jiu kan chuo yi qun la po lao han, |
| [00:29.92] | you xia xiang qi wei jiang jun, da pu ke wei guai san. |
| [00:33.27] | hai you yi qun da zhe mao yi pian xian chuan wei, |
| [00:36.37] | nian you she you xiao, nian you chang you tiao. |
| [00:39.66] | nian heng xia guai liu xing guo ya dou me ting guo. |
| [00:42.96] | you shi jiu yue jiu wa, tian shang de xing xing can bei dou a, |
| [00:49.80] | dan qi wo xin ai de tu pi pa, yong bu xiu a |
| [00:57.86] | qi zhong yi ge lao han, shu bei tou wei lao han, |
| [01:01.13] | ba shi sui le nian hai shuo guo zi nian qing zhe li! |
| [01:04.35] | lao lian lao lian ni hai sao qing de bu xing, |
| [01:07.61] | ni jiu bu hai pa wo po na wai sui jiao ta ni |
| [01:11.01] | " lu bian de ye hua ni bu yao cai!" |
| [01:17.81] | hui tou yi kan yi ge la po chao zhe wo zheng xiao li, |
| [01:20.67] | a ni xiao sha li sa, hai ni xiao sha li sa! |
| [01:24.15] | ni lian ya dou me you, ni xiao sha li sa! |
| [01:27.26] | nian xiao zhe xiao zhe cong ya feng feng li beng bie chu ji ge zi: |
| [01:30.58] | wen qiang wen qiang, ni de shi diao bang qi ya? |
| [01:33.78] | wo diao bang qi ya, wo ha diao bang qi ya, |
| [01:37.12] | ni dang wo shi ni li kai, wo diao bang qi ya. |
| [01:40.38] | xin li xiang wo diao bang ha neng jiao ni zhi dao! |
| [01:43.66] | xia qi wo kuo bu hui, wa keng ya ha lai he. |
| [01:46.91] | gang yi guo qu jiu you ren shuo mian gui da pai guang shu bu ying jiao mian gui ni kuo you lai lian. |
| [01:49.83] | ai ya ba ren qi qiu de, a qi qiu de bu xing |
| [01:53.39] | wo yao bu shi mian gui, neng ba ni yang da. |
| [01:56.78] | wo ye zhi shi xiang ga, wo jiu me gan yan chuan, |
| [02:00.01] | zhi dao yi she nian dang shi jiu ba wo gei ri ta lian. |
| [02:03.26] | zhi da dai bu cheng le, dao shi li tou zhuan ga, |
| [02:06.55] | ye xu wo de meng zhong qing ren jin jiu chu xian le. |
| [02:09.79] | zou lu tai lei, da de tai gui, |
| [02:13.03] | yi yao ya xin yi hen wo shang le 15 lu. |
| [02:16.33] | che shang dou kuai man le, zhi you yi ge kong zuo, |
| [02:19.95] | de shi yin wei wo zhang de shuai zhuan men gei wo liu ha wai. |
| [02:23.17] | wo xian shi yi ge qian kong fan hou shi yi ge hua bu. |
| [02:26.43] | wo mei guan san qi er shi ba wo yi gou zi jiu cuo ha le. |
| [02:29.68] | gang yi zuo ha pang bian wai ren quan bu dou gei xiao le |
| [02:32.97] | zuo shi shi wai, wa wa niao wu da le. |
| [02:35.69] | sha, niao wu da le? niao wu da le? |
| [02:39.48] | ai wo jiu xiang bu ming bai, niao wu da le wo zuo shi hou jiu me ren gei wo shuo ga! |
| [02:44.41] | wo yi she wan yi ge la po you dian bu gao xing le, nian zhi jie li qi lia. |
| [02:49.17] | " sha! ni shuo sha! ni hai you dian bu ming bai? |
| [02:52.57] | bu shi ni ya bu ming bai zhe shi jie bian hua kuai, |
| [02:55.79] | guai zhi guai ni cheng ke su du shi zai shi tai kuai!" |
| [02:59.18] | xie xie a. |
| [03:01.45] | niang niang, gai lao po tai you cai le, |
| [03:05.11] | wo hai shuo bu guo nian, ba wo sao di dang shi guang xiang zuan dao ban deng di xia. |
| [03:09.90] | duo kui feng ting da, feng er yi zhen jiu gan le. |
| [03:13.21] | zong suan ting zhe shou piao yuan kai shi yao he le: |
| [03:16.46] | " qian fang dao zhan, shi xi feng lu bei kou, |
| [03:19.61] | xian xia hou shang zhu yi an quan xiao xin ban dao le, |
| [03:23.01] | xiao xin ban dao le o!" |
| [03:24.58] | wo gan jin ha che ba, wo ba ren diu da le, |
| [03:27.88] | wo gang yi xia che gan jue kong qi dou bian xin xian le. |
| [03:30.88] | wo jiao hai mei li wen li you ge jie jie zou guo lai le, |
| [03:33.88] | de shi wo na tao hua yun na jiu kai shi le. |
| [03:37.35] | wo xin hua nu fang, wo pi xue hu qiu man tang, |
| [03:40.94] | gai ren yao shi zhang de shuai ni shui dou me ban fa. |
| [03:44.26] | zai kan gai jie jie, zhang di que shi you te dian, |
| [03:47.15] | jiu xiang shui ba cai se tu liao gei nian kou tou shang le. |
| [03:50.39] | nian tou fa shi huang de, mei mao shi lan wai, |
| [03:53.71] | lian shi bai wai zui shi hong wai yan quan shi liu wai. |
| [03:56.90] | nian yong wei yi zhong yu qi wei yi zhong yan shen sao qing de dui wo she: |
| [03:59.76] | " xian sheng xian sheng, yao bu yao zhu dian? |
| [04:03.31] | wo men zhe you zhao dai suo, shen me jia wei dou you, |
| [04:06.82] | you 60 de, 80 de, yi bai liang bai san bai de" |
| [04:10.30] | ta hua hai mei shuo wan wo jiu zhi jie gei shan le, |
| [04:13.02] | wo zai bu zou tao hua yun dou jiao ni dan guo le. |
| [04:16.34] | yi hui tou me zhu yi cha dian ba wo ban dao, |
| [04:20.10] | di tou yi kan yuan lai shi ge shou shou ji de. |
| [04:22.77] | nian huan gei cao le:" ni pi yan jing ha le, |
| [04:25.98] | fang xia mo da wai lu bu zou, fei ta ren jiao ma?" |
| [04:29.44] | " ai ni niang ge hei se, ni ma wo zu sa gan sha ya! |
| [04:32.66] | wo bu ying gai ta ni gai jiao, ying gai ta ni gai zui! |
| [04:36.07] | shou shou ji shi yong shou shou li, ni jiao shen me zhang zu sa ya!" |
| [04:39.43] | ba guai wo er qi huai le, zhi jie li qi le: |
| [04:43.00] | " ni you ji zi jiu tao chu lai, mei you jiu gun bang bang qi!" |
| [04:46.05] | ai ya ya hai xiang nian o zou li. |
| [04:49.46] | " wo you ji zi mai li! |
| [04:51.17] | wo you 4 5 ge BB ji, |
| [04:52.42] | ni kan duo qian shou li?" |
| [04:54.93] | gai ren bu yan chuan le, mian se dou bian le, |
| [04:57.03] | nian wang di xia kan lai kan qu hao xiang xun zhuan li. |
| [05:00.43] | lan zi dong ha le, de xiang ban fa zou li. |
| [05:03.81] | deng ta xing zhuan na shi hou wo zao wa tuo shan ren le. |
| [05:07.09] | wo ma gei wo she guo, chong dong shi mo gui li kai, |
| [05:10.53] | wei le me dian shi wo over le hua qiu bu lai me! |
| [05:13.53] | xin qing yi ha mei le, jie zu sa qi ya? |
| [05:16.78] | wo gang xiang na shi hou you ren ba wo zhuai shang che le. |
| [05:20.13] | ba wo ha huai le, xin xiang zhe ha bi le, |
| [05:23.56] | ken ding shi gang gang na ren ba wo bang jia le. |
| [05:26.84] | wan le wan le, zhe ha jiu yi le, |
| [05:30.02] | san shi yi sui na nian qing sheng ming qing qing xi sheng le. |
| [05:33.23] | wo xiang wo xi fu le, ye xiang wo wa le, |
| [05:36.50] | wo xin deng deng na xi fu he wa zai ye jian bu shang le. |
| [05:40.04] | ni beng ji zhe dong shou, jiao wo da ge dian hua, |
| [05:43.38] | wo gei wo ba she yi sheng wo bu neng ci hou ta le. |
| [05:46.48] | dui fang shuo hua le:" wo she ni shi zen me le, |
| [05:49.42] | ni yao da dian hua jiu da ma ni xian ba piao mai le, |
| [05:52.84] | jiang zhang fu feng gao su, ni yao qu na da na li?" |
| [05:56.14] | " jiang zhang fu feng gao su, wo yao qu na da, |
| [05:59.59] | jiang zhang fu feng gao su, wo yao qu a da?! |
| [06:02.94] | wo gei ni ge pi ba! |
| [06:04.46] | ni ye bu wen wo zuo che ya bu jiu ba wo la shang lai le?" |
| [06:07.55] | gai ren zhi jie sha le, zhi jie bu hui le, |
| [06:11.09] | gu ji yi wei wo de shi jiao gou gei yao le. |
| [06:14.27] | suan le suan le, hai shi hui dou ji ba, |
| [06:17.68] | lai hui lu fei cai liang kuai ba ren gei qi wan le! |
| [06:21.16] | ai bei qiu de! |
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| [06:28.16] | o, |
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| [06:36.28] | ai, ai, xiao huo xing ga! |
| [06:39.28] | zhong dian zhan dao le! |
| [06:41.08] | niang niang, kuo la guo le! |
| ti: xián zhuǎn jì | |
| ar: mài kè wén qiáng | |
| al: | |
| [00:13.36] | shí zài xián qiú méi shì, jiù xiǎng chǐ qǐ zhuǎn gá. |
| [00:16.83] | dǎo bǎ rén biē rén de, kàn chuō shà dōu pō fán. |
| [00:26.67] | gāng yī chǐ mén jiù kàn chuō yī qún là pó lǎo hàn, |
| [00:29.92] | yǒu xià xiàng qí wèi jiāng jūn, dǎ pū kè wèi guǎi sān. |
| [00:33.27] | hái yǒu yī qún dǎ zhe máo yī piǎn xián chuán wèi, |
| [00:36.37] | niàn yǒu shè yǒu xiào, niàn yòu chàng yòu tiào. |
| [00:39.66] | niàn hēng xià guǎi liú xíng guō ya dōu me tīng guò. |
| [00:42.96] | yòu shì jiǔ yuè jiǔ wa, tiān shàng de xīng xīng cān běi dǒu a, |
| [00:49.80] | dàn qǐ wǒ xīn ài de tǔ pí pá, yǒng bù xiū a |
| [00:57.86] | qí zhōng yí gè lǎo hàn, shū bēi tóu wèi lǎo hàn, |
| [01:01.13] | bā shí suì le niàn hái shuō guō zì nián qīng zhe lǐ! |
| [01:04.35] | lǎo lián lǎo lián nǐ hái sāo qīng de bù xíng, |
| [01:07.61] | nǐ jiù bù hài pà wǒ pó ná wài suì jiǎo tà nǐ |
| [01:11.01] | " lù biān de yě huā nǐ bú yào cǎi!" |
| [01:17.81] | huí tóu yī kàn yí gè là pó cháo zhe wǒ zhèng xiào lí, |
| [01:20.67] | a nǐ xiào shà lǐ sā, hāi nǐ xiào shà lǐ sā! |
| [01:24.15] | nǐ lián yá dōu me yǒu, nǐ xiào shà lǐ sā! |
| [01:27.26] | niàn xiào zhe xiào zhe cóng yá fèng fèng lǐ bèng biē chū jǐ gè zì: |
| [01:30.58] | wén qiáng wén qiáng, nǐ dé shì diào bàng qǐ ya? |
| [01:33.78] | wǒ diào bàng qǐ ya, wǒ hā diào bàng qǐ ya, |
| [01:37.12] | nǐ dāng wǒ shì nǐ lī kāi, wǒ diào bàng qǐ ya. |
| [01:40.38] | xīn lǐ xiǎng wǒ diào bàng hā néng jiào nǐ zhī dào! |
| [01:43.66] | xià qí wǒ kuò bú huì, wā kēng ya hā lài hé. |
| [01:46.91] | gāng yī guò qù jiù yǒu rén shuō miàn guì dǎ pái guāng shū bù yíng jiào miàn guì nǐ kuò yòu lái lián. |
| [01:49.83] | āi yā bǎ rén qì qiú de, a qì qiú de bù xíng |
| [01:53.39] | wǒ yào bú shì miàn guì, néng bǎ nǐ yǎng dà. |
| [01:56.78] | wǒ yě zhǐ shì xiǎng gá, wǒ jiù me gǎn yán chuǎn, |
| [02:00.01] | zhī dào yī shè niàn dāng shí jiù bǎ wǒ gěi rì tà lián. |
| [02:03.26] | zhí dá dài bù chéng le, dào shì lǐ tou zhuǎn gá, |
| [02:06.55] | yě xǔ wǒ de mèng zhōng qíng rén jīn jiù chū xiàn le. |
| [02:09.79] | zǒu lù tài lèi, dǎ de tài guì, |
| [02:13.03] | yī yǎo yá xīn yī hěn wǒ shàng le 15 lù. |
| [02:16.33] | chē shàng dōu kuài mǎn le, zhǐ yǒu yí gè kōng zuò, |
| [02:19.95] | dé shì yīn wèi wǒ zhǎng de shuài zhuān mén gěi wǒ liú hā wài. |
| [02:23.17] | wǒ xiān shì yí gè qián kōng fān hòu shì yí gè huá bù. |
| [02:26.43] | wǒ méi guǎn sān qī èr shí bā wǒ yī gōu zi jiù cuō hā le. |
| [02:29.68] | gāng yī zuǒ hā páng biān wài rén quán bù dōu gěi xiào le |
| [02:32.97] | zuò shì shī wài, wá wa niào wú dā le. |
| [02:35.69] | shà, niào wú dā le? niào wú dā le? |
| [02:39.48] | āi wǒ jiù xiǎng bù míng bái, niào wú dā le wǒ zuò shí hòu jiù me rén gěi wǒ shuō gá! |
| [02:44.41] | wǒ yī shè wán yí gè là pó yǒu diǎn bù gāo xìng le, niàn zhí jiē lì qǐ lia. |
| [02:49.17] | " shà! nǐ shuō shà! nǐ hái yǒu diǎn bù míng bái? |
| [02:52.57] | bú shì nǐ ya bù míng bái zhè shì jiè biàn huà kuài, |
| [02:55.79] | guài zhǐ guài nǐ chéng kè sù dù shí zài shì tài kuài!" |
| [02:59.18] | xiè xiè a. |
| [03:01.45] | niáng niáng, gāi lǎo pó tài yǒu cái le, |
| [03:05.11] | wǒ hái shuō bù guò niàn, bǎ wǒ sāo dí dàng shí guāng xiǎng zuān dào bǎn dèng dǐ xià. |
| [03:09.90] | duō kuī fēng tǐng dà, fèng ér yī zhèn jiù gàn le. |
| [03:13.21] | zǒng suàn tīng zhe shòu piào yuán kāi shǐ yāo he le: |
| [03:16.46] | " qián fāng dào zhàn, shì xī fèng lù běi kǒu, |
| [03:19.61] | xiān xià hòu shàng zhù yì ān quán xiǎo xīn bàn dǎo le, |
| [03:23.01] | xiǎo xīn bàn dǎo le ó!" |
| [03:24.58] | wǒ gǎn jǐn hā chē ba, wǒ bǎ rén diū dà le, |
| [03:27.88] | wǒ gāng yī xià chē gǎn jué kōng qì dōu biàn xīn xiān le. |
| [03:30.88] | wǒ jiǎo hái méi lì wěn lī yǒu gè jiě jie zǒu guò lái le, |
| [03:33.88] | dé shì wǒ nà táo huā yùn nà jiù kāi shǐ le. |
| [03:37.35] | wǒ xīn huā nù fàng, wǒ pí xuè hú qiú mán tǎng, |
| [03:40.94] | gāi rén yào shì zhǎng de shuài nǐ shuí dōu me bàn fǎ. |
| [03:44.26] | zài kàn gāi jiě jie, zhǎng dí què shí yǒu tè diǎn, |
| [03:47.15] | jiù xiǎng shuí bǎ cǎi sè tú liào gěi niàn kòu tóu shàng le. |
| [03:50.39] | niàn tóu fà shì huáng de, méi máo shì lán wāi, |
| [03:53.71] | liǎn shì bái wāi zuǐ shì hóng wāi yǎn quān shì liǔ wāi. |
| [03:56.90] | niàn yòng wèi yī zhǒng yǔ qì wèi yī zhǒng yǎn shén sāo qīng de duì wǒ shè: |
| [03:59.76] | " xiān shēng xiān shēng, yào bú yào zhù diàn? |
| [04:03.31] | wǒ men zhè yǒu zhāo dài suǒ, shén me jià wèi dōu yǒu, |
| [04:06.82] | yǒu 60 de, 80 de, yī bǎi liǎng bǎi sān bǎi de" |
| [04:10.30] | tā huà hái méi shuō wán wǒ jiù zhí jiē gěi shǎn le, |
| [04:13.02] | wǒ zài bù zǒu táo huā yùn dōu jiào nǐ dān guō le. |
| [04:16.34] | yī huí tóu me zhù yì chà diǎn bǎ wǒ bàn dǎo, |
| [04:20.10] | dī tóu yī kàn yuán lái shì gè shōu shǒu jī de. |
| [04:22.77] | niàn huán gěi cāo le:" nǐ pí yǎn jīng hā le, |
| [04:25.98] | fàng xià mò dà wài lù bù zǒu, fēi tà rén jiǎo ma?" |
| [04:29.44] | " āi nǐ niáng gè hēi sè, nǐ mà wǒ zǔ sā gàn shà ya! |
| [04:32.66] | wǒ bù yīng gāi tà nǐ gāi jiǎo, yīng gāi tà nǐ gāi zuǐ! |
| [04:36.07] | shōu shǒu jī shì yòng shǒu shōu lǐ, nǐ jiǎo shēn me zhǎng zǔ sā ya!" |
| [04:39.43] | bǎ guǎi wǒ ér qì huài le, zhí jiē lì qǐ le: |
| [04:43.00] | " nǐ yǒu jī zǐ jiù tāo chū lái, méi yǒu jiù gǔn bāng bāng qǐ!" |
| [04:46.05] | āi yā ya hái xiǎng niǎn ō zǒu lǐ. |
| [04:49.46] | " wǒ yǒu jī zǐ mài lǐ! |
| [04:51.17] | wǒ yǒu 4 5 gè BB jī, |
| [04:52.42] | nǐ kàn duō qián shōu lī?" |
| [04:54.93] | gāi rén bù yán chuǎn le, miàn sè dōu biàn le, |
| [04:57.03] | niàn wǎng dì xià kàn lái kàn qù hǎo xiàng xún zhuān lǐ. |
| [05:00.43] | làn zi dǒng hā le, dé xiǎng bàn fǎ zǒu lǐ. |
| [05:03.81] | děng tā xǐng zhuān nà shí hou wǒ zǎo wā tuō shǎn rén le. |
| [05:07.09] | wǒ mā gěi wǒ shè guò, chōng dòng shì mó guǐ lǐ kāi, |
| [05:10.53] | wèi le me diǎn shì wǒ over le huà qiú bù lái me! |
| [05:13.53] | xīn qíng yī hā méi le, jiē zǔ sā qǐ ya? |
| [05:16.78] | wǒ gāng xiǎng nà shí hou yǒu rén bǎ wǒ zhuāi shàng chē le. |
| [05:20.13] | bǎ wǒ hā huài le, xīn xiǎng zhè hā bì le, |
| [05:23.56] | kěn dìng shì gāng gāng nà rén bǎ wǒ bǎng jià le. |
| [05:26.84] | wán le wán le, zhè hā jiù yì le, |
| [05:30.02] | sān shí yī suì nà nián qīng shēng mìng qīng qīng xī shēng le. |
| [05:33.23] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ xí fù le, yě xiǎng wǒ wá le, |
| [05:36.50] | wǒ xīn dēng dēng nà xí fù hé wá zài yě jiàn bù shàng le. |
| [05:40.04] | nǐ béng jí zhe dòng shǒu, jiào wǒ dǎ gè diàn huà, |
| [05:43.38] | wǒ gěi wǒ bà shè yī shēng wǒ bù néng cì hou tā le. |
| [05:46.48] | duì fāng shuō huà le:" wǒ shè nǐ shì zěn me le, |
| [05:49.42] | nǐ yào dǎ diàn huà jiù dǎ ma nǐ xiān bǎ piào mǎi le, |
| [05:52.84] | jiàng zhāng fú fēng gāo sù, nǐ yào qù nǎ dá nǎ lǐ?" |
| [05:56.14] | " jiàng zhāng fú fēng gāo sù, wǒ yào qù nǎ dá, |
| [05:59.59] | jiàng zhāng fú fēng gāo sù, wǒ yào qù ā dá?! |
| [06:02.94] | wǒ gěi nǐ gè pí bǎ! |
| [06:04.46] | nǐ yě bù wèn wǒ zuò chē ya bù jiù bǎ wǒ lā shàng lái le?" |
| [06:07.55] | gāi rén zhí jiē shǎ le, zhí jiē bú huì le, |
| [06:11.09] | gū jì yǐ wéi wǒ dé shì jiào gǒu gěi yǎo le. |
| [06:14.27] | suàn le suàn le, hái shì huí dòu jī ba, |
| [06:17.68] | lái huí lù fèi cái liǎng kuài bǎ rén gěi qì wán le! |
| [06:21.16] | āi bèi qiú de! |
| [06:26.71] | |
| [06:27.46] | |
| [06:28.16] | ō, |
| [06:30.93] | |
| [06:32.08] | |
| [06:36.28] | āi, āi, xiǎo huǒ xǐng gá! |
| [06:39.28] | zhōng diǎn zhàn dào le! |
| [06:41.08] | niáng niáng, kuò lā guò le! |
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