[ti:我们假戏真做吧 第一期 ed] | |
[00:13.170] | 干音弄丢了 |
[00:14.674] | 剧组群疯了 |
[00:16.225] | 奇妙的交集里连气氛都变得萌了 |
[00:19.86] | 主役炸毛了 |
[00:20.87] | 后期遭殃了 |
[00:22.240] | 心电感应的相遇在网络中定格了 |
[00:24.996] | 对不起没备份干音确实是我的错 |
[00:29.402] | 拿着移动硬盘却没想到出了车祸 |
[00:32.404] | 你们在群里面互动都不知是些什么 |
[00:35.254] | 没关系以后有机会你再慢慢地告诉我 |
[00:38.269] | 初相遇不堪回首因为实在不够愉快 |
[00:41.326] | 脑残也是病得治懂吗被骂是你活该 |
[00:44.678] | 这年头傻得很天真不愧是棵大白菜 |
[00:47.383] | 你到底本质天然呆还是在装小白 |
[00:50.337] | 我靠,混蛋阿汜你给老子醒一醒! |
[00:53.288] | 嗯? |
[00:53.789] | 混蛋!下回再把老子当抱枕,老子废了你! |
[00:57.395] | 没把你当抱枕啊。 |
[00:59.696] | 靠,混蛋你还不承认?! |
[01:01.296] | 是你的睡相实在太霸道了,不压着你我没法睡啊。 |
[01:06.455] | 你…… |
[01:06.959] | 睡衣! |
[01:07.809] | 啊?什么睡衣? |
[01:08.959] | 没什么,肩膀露出来了。 |
[01:11.766] | 让让让让,老子要去刷牙! |
[01:14.674] | 一个人生活 |
[01:16.124] | 习惯了落寞 |
[01:17.675] | 漆黑的天空都掩饰不住心酸难过 |
[01:20.127] | 一夜无眠了 |
[01:22.281] | 孤独散尽了 |
[01:23.732] | 默默陪伴最终化作一句生日快乐 |
[01:29.807] | 没有家人的寿诞意外有了你陪伴 |
[01:32.164] | 虽然你容易炸毛很傲娇其实笑容单纯灿烂 |
[01:35.614] | 早就遇见过你却刚刚才听说莫名遗憾 |
[01:38.617] | 只想每天为你多做点我心跳不放慢 |
[01:41.632] | 凌晨五点的骚扰却是歪打正着 |
[01:43.732] | 过生日什么的我靠我才不想知道 |
[01:46.940] | 说着不要其实你真的没那么糟糕 |
[01:49.842] | 只是因为我会忍不住想被你拥抱 |
[01:52.293] | 哎,我睡觉你跟着我干嘛? |
[01:55.805] | 喏,这湿巾敷在眼睛上,会舒服很多的。 |
[01:59.562] | 不要不要!拿走拿走! |
[02:01.362] | 乖,别动,不敷的话,明天眼睛会疼的。 |
[02:04.866] | 阿汜,你唱歌给我听吧。 |
[02:09.175] | 廷弈。 |
[02:09.826] | 啊? |
[02:10.385] | 我说…… |
[02:12.486] | 什么啊? |
[02:13.86] | 我们,假戏真做吧。 |
[02:17.443] | 不知发了什么神经竟想找人倾听 |
[02:20.501] | 给你看了我照片琐事也报备说明 |
[02:23.204] | 什么时候开始我们变成买一赠一产品 |
[02:26.314] | 见面发现居然是你让我囧到没表情 |
[02:29.67] | 能和你自由聊天这种感觉真不错 |
[02:32.721] | 后期活见面说你终于主动找我 |
[02:35.474] | 虽不是初次见面我还是忍不住忐忑 |
[02:37.924] | 如果被你看破我早就心动你会怎么想呢 |
[02:41.36] | 缘分将近了 |
[02:43.186] | 开心满溢了 |
[02:44.687] | 一想到要见面连微笑都变得甜了 |
[02:47.139] | 爱不再躲了 |
[02:49.244] | 你就是我的 |
[02:50.694] | 那些孤独和寂寞从此烟消云散了 |
[02:53.598] | 手牵起手了 |
[02:55.198] | 眼神坚定了 |
[02:56.698] | 多少困难和挫折我们一起面对了 |
[02:59.656] | 假戏不假了 |
[03:01.208] | 真做也做了 |
[03:02.659] | 用温柔写浪漫情歌你来唱我来和 |
ti: wo men jia xi zhen zuo ba di yi qi ed | |
[00:13.170] | gan yin nong diu le |
[00:14.674] | ju zu qun feng le |
[00:16.225] | qi miao de jiao ji li lian qi fen dou bian de meng le |
[00:19.86] | zhu yi zha mao le |
[00:20.87] | hou qi zao yang le |
[00:22.240] | xin dian gan ying de xiang yu zai wang luo zhong ding ge le |
[00:24.996] | dui bu qi mei bei fen gan yin que shi shi wo de cuo |
[00:29.402] | na zhe yi dong ying pan que mei xiang dao chu le che huo |
[00:32.404] | ni men zai qun li mian hu dong dou bu zhi shi xie shen me |
[00:35.254] | mei guan xi yi hou you ji hui ni zai man man di gao su wo |
[00:38.269] | chu xiang yu bu kan hui shou yin wei shi zai bu gou yu kuai |
[00:41.326] | nao can ye shi bing de zhi dong ma bei ma shi ni huo gai |
[00:44.678] | zhe nian tou sha de hen tian zhen bu kui shi ke da bai cai |
[00:47.383] | ni dao di ben zhi tian ran dai hai shi zai zhuang xiao bai |
[00:50.337] | wo kao, hun dan a si ni gei lao zi xing yi xing! |
[00:53.288] | ? |
[00:53.789] | hun dan! xia hui zai ba lao zi dang bao zhen, lao zi fei le ni! |
[00:57.395] | mei ba ni dang bao zhen a. |
[00:59.696] | kao, hun dan ni hai bu cheng ren?! |
[01:01.296] | shi ni de shui xiang shi zai tai ba dao le, bu ya zhe ni wo mei fa shui a. |
[01:06.455] | ni |
[01:06.959] | shui yi! |
[01:07.809] | a? shen me shui yi? |
[01:08.959] | mei shen me, jian bang lou chu lai le. |
[01:11.766] | rang rang rang rang, lao zi yao qu shua ya! |
[01:14.674] | yi ge ren sheng huo |
[01:16.124] | xi guan le luo mo |
[01:17.675] | qi hei de tian kong dou yan shi bu zhu xin suan nan guo |
[01:20.127] | yi ye wu mian le |
[01:22.281] | gu du san jin le |
[01:23.732] | mo mo pei ban zui zhong hua zuo yi ju sheng ri kuai le |
[01:29.807] | mei you jia ren de shou dan yi wai you le ni pei ban |
[01:32.164] | sui ran ni rong yi zha mao hen ao jiao qi shi xiao rong dan chun can lan |
[01:35.614] | zao jiu yu jian guo ni que gang gang cai ting shuo mo ming yi han |
[01:38.617] | zhi xiang mei tian wei ni duo zuo dian wo xin tiao bu fang man |
[01:41.632] | ling chen wu dian de sao rao que shi wai da zheng zhao |
[01:43.732] | guo sheng ri shen me de wo kao wo cai bu xiang zhi dao |
[01:46.940] | shuo zhe bu yao qi shi ni zhen de mei na me zao gao |
[01:49.842] | zhi shi yin wei wo hui ren bu zhu xiang bei ni yong bao |
[01:52.293] | ai, wo shui jiao ni gen zhe wo gan ma? |
[01:55.805] | nuo, zhe shi jin fu zai yan jing shang, hui shu fu hen duo de. |
[01:59.562] | bu yao bu yao! na zou na zou! |
[02:01.362] | guai, bie dong, bu fu de hua, ming tian yan jing hui teng de. |
[02:04.866] | a si, ni chang ge gei wo ting ba. |
[02:09.175] | ting yi. |
[02:09.826] | a? |
[02:10.385] | wo shuo |
[02:12.486] | shen me a? |
[02:13.86] | wo men, jia xi zhen zuo ba. |
[02:17.443] | bu zhi fa le shen me shen jing jing xiang zhao ren qing ting |
[02:20.501] | gei ni kan le wo zhao pian suo shi ye bao bei shuo ming |
[02:23.204] | shen me shi hou kai shi wo men bian cheng mai yi zeng yi chan pin |
[02:26.314] | jian mian fa xian ju ran shi ni rang wo jiong dao mei biao qing |
[02:29.67] | neng he ni zi you liao tian zhe zhong gan jue zhen bu cuo |
[02:32.721] | hou qi huo jian mian shuo ni zhong yu zhu dong zhao wo |
[02:35.474] | sui bu shi chu ci jian mian wo hai shi ren bu zhu tan te |
[02:37.924] | ru guo bei ni kan po wo zao jiu xin dong ni hui zen me xiang ne |
[02:41.36] | yuan fen jiang jin le |
[02:43.186] | kai xin man yi le |
[02:44.687] | yi xiang dao yao jian mian lian wei xiao dou bian de tian le |
[02:47.139] | ai bu zai duo le |
[02:49.244] | ni jiu shi wo de |
[02:50.694] | nei xie gu du he ji mo cong ci yan xiao yun san le |
[02:53.598] | shou qian qi shou le |
[02:55.198] | yan shen jian ding le |
[02:56.698] | duo shao kun nan he cuo zhe wo men yi qi mian dui le |
[02:59.656] | jia xi bu jia le |
[03:01.208] | zhen zuo ye zuo le |
[03:02.659] | yong wen rou xie lang man qing ge ni lai chang wo lai he |
ti: wǒ men jiǎ xì zhēn zuò ba dì yī qī ed | |
[00:13.170] | gàn yīn nòng diū le |
[00:14.674] | jù zǔ qún fēng le |
[00:16.225] | qí miào de jiāo jí lǐ lián qì fēn dōu biàn de méng le |
[00:19.86] | zhǔ yì zhà máo le |
[00:20.87] | hòu qī zāo yāng le |
[00:22.240] | xīn diàn gǎn yìng de xiāng yù zài wǎng luò zhōng dìng gé le |
[00:24.996] | duì bù qǐ méi bèi fèn gàn yīn què shí shì wǒ de cuò |
[00:29.402] | ná zhe yí dòng yìng pán què méi xiǎng dào chū le chē huò |
[00:32.404] | nǐ men zài qún lǐ miàn hù dòng dōu bù zhī shì xiē shén me |
[00:35.254] | méi guān xì yǐ hòu yǒu jī huì nǐ zài màn màn dì gào sù wǒ |
[00:38.269] | chū xiāng yù bù kān huí shǒu yīn wèi shí zài bù gòu yú kuài |
[00:41.326] | nǎo cán yě shì bìng dé zhì dǒng ma bèi mà shì nǐ huó gāi |
[00:44.678] | zhè nián tou shǎ de hěn tiān zhēn bù kuì shì kē dà bái cài |
[00:47.383] | nǐ dào dǐ běn zhì tiān rán dāi hái shì zài zhuāng xiǎo bái |
[00:50.337] | wǒ kào, hún dàn ā sì nǐ gěi lǎo zi xǐng yī xǐng! |
[00:53.288] | ? |
[00:53.789] | hún dàn! xià huí zài bǎ lǎo zi dāng bào zhěn, lǎo zi fèi le nǐ! |
[00:57.395] | méi bǎ nǐ dāng bào zhěn a. |
[00:59.696] | kào, hún dàn nǐ hái bù chéng rèn?! |
[01:01.296] | shì nǐ de shuì xiàng shí zài tài bà dào le, bù yā zhe nǐ wǒ méi fǎ shuì a. |
[01:06.455] | nǐ |
[01:06.959] | shuì yī! |
[01:07.809] | a? shén me shuì yī? |
[01:08.959] | méi shén me, jiān bǎng lòu chū lái le. |
[01:11.766] | ràng ràng ràng ràng, lǎo zi yào qù shuā yá! |
[01:14.674] | yí ge rén shēng huó |
[01:16.124] | xí guàn le luò mò |
[01:17.675] | qī hēi de tiān kōng dōu yǎn shì bú zhù xīn suān nán guò |
[01:20.127] | yī yè wú mián le |
[01:22.281] | gū dú sàn jìn le |
[01:23.732] | mò mò péi bàn zuì zhōng huà zuò yī jù shēng rì kuài lè |
[01:29.807] | méi yǒu jiā rén de shòu dàn yì wài yǒu le nǐ péi bàn |
[01:32.164] | suī rán nǐ róng yì zhà máo hěn ào jiāo qí shí xiào róng dān chún càn làn |
[01:35.614] | zǎo jiù yù jiàn guò nǐ què gāng gāng cái tīng shuō mò míng yí hàn |
[01:38.617] | zhǐ xiǎng měi tiān wèi nǐ duō zuò diǎn wǒ xīn tiào bù fàng màn |
[01:41.632] | líng chén wǔ diǎn de sāo rǎo què shì wāi dǎ zhèng zháo |
[01:43.732] | guò shēng rì shén me de wǒ kào wǒ cái bù xiǎng zhī dào |
[01:46.940] | shuō zhe bú yào qí shí nǐ zhēn de méi nà me zāo gāo |
[01:49.842] | zhǐ shì yīn wèi wǒ huì rěn bú zhù xiǎng bèi nǐ yōng bào |
[01:52.293] | āi, wǒ shuì jiào nǐ gēn zhe wǒ gàn ma? |
[01:55.805] | nuò, zhè shī jīn fū zài yǎn jīng shàng, huì shū fú hěn duō de. |
[01:59.562] | bú yào bú yào! ná zǒu ná zǒu! |
[02:01.362] | guāi, bié dòng, bù fū de huà, míng tiān yǎn jīng huì téng de. |
[02:04.866] | ā sì, nǐ chàng gē gěi wǒ tīng ba. |
[02:09.175] | tíng yì. |
[02:09.826] | a? |
[02:10.385] | wǒ shuō |
[02:12.486] | shén me a? |
[02:13.86] | wǒ men, jiǎ xì zhēn zuò ba. |
[02:17.443] | bù zhī fā le shén me shén jīng jìng xiǎng zhǎo rén qīng tīng |
[02:20.501] | gěi nǐ kàn le wǒ zhào piān suǒ shì yě bào bèi shuō míng |
[02:23.204] | shén me shí hòu kāi shǐ wǒ men biàn chéng mǎi yī zèng yī chǎn pǐn |
[02:26.314] | jiàn miàn fā xiàn jū rán shì nǐ ràng wǒ jiǒng dào méi biǎo qíng |
[02:29.67] | néng hé nǐ zì yóu liáo tiān zhè zhǒng gǎn jué zhēn bù cuò |
[02:32.721] | hòu qī huó jiàn miàn shuō nǐ zhōng yú zhǔ dòng zhǎo wǒ |
[02:35.474] | suī bú shì chū cì jiàn miàn wǒ hái shì rěn bú zhù tǎn tè |
[02:37.924] | rú guǒ bèi nǐ kàn pò wǒ zǎo jiù xīn dòng nǐ huì zěn me xiǎng ne |
[02:41.36] | yuán fèn jiāng jìn le |
[02:43.186] | kāi xīn mǎn yì le |
[02:44.687] | yī xiǎng dào yào jiàn miàn lián wēi xiào dōu biàn de tián le |
[02:47.139] | ài bù zài duǒ le |
[02:49.244] | nǐ jiù shì wǒ de |
[02:50.694] | nèi xiē gū dú hé jì mò cóng cǐ yān xiāo yún sàn le |
[02:53.598] | shǒu qiān qǐ shǒu le |
[02:55.198] | yǎn shén jiān dìng le |
[02:56.698] | duō shǎo kùn nán hé cuò zhé wǒ men yì qǐ miàn duì le |
[02:59.656] | jiǎ xì bù jiǎ le |
[03:01.208] | zhēn zuò yě zuò le |
[03:02.659] | yòng wēn róu xiě làng màn qíng gē nǐ lái chàng wǒ lái hé |