| [00:22.94] | 我手拿12手术刀，喊着响亮的口号，前方何人报上名儿，我就拿你试刀 |
| [00:31.31] | 我一夜无眠练高抛，见过电视电冰箱往下掉，高抛半抛能抛多高，我隐身飞机顺风飘啊…… |
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| [00:44.41] | 公会大了好多菜鸟！啊……会战不让他知道！啊……引导冰冻惹人恼！啊……啊…… |
| [00:59.11] | 板砖轰天激光炮，看我神风多逍遥，谁最犀利你知道，水果马桶也挺好 |
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| [01:10.79] | 吸收免坑刚刚好，谁比我的伤害高，核爆一出地动山摇，埋图危险快点逃 |
| [01:19.84] | 我拿着真天使，身后背着回力标，无字的天书，只练会了第一招 |
| [01:25.65] | 打得过就打，打不过我就跳，隐身逃跑轮番天使，冰来冰去何时了 |
| [01:30.82] | 咱战力比较小，昨天刚报名上道，各路英雄好汉没事你就别和我瞎闹 |
| [01:35.82] | 如果你认输，我就回家睡大觉 |
| [01:38.06] | 媳妇说输赢不重要，开心才重要 |
| [01:40.31] | 手拿12的鞭炮，喊着响亮的口号，前方何人报上名儿，不服就来过招 |
| [01:48.80] | 一天到晚副本跑，见过无数伤4S3豹，能有多少进背包，比比谁的人品好 |
| [01:59.03] | 啊……啊……公会大了好多菜鸟 |
| [02:03.71] | 啊……啊……进副本不让他知道 |
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| [02:08.36] | 啊……英雄困难惹人恼 |
| [02:13.10] | 啊…啊……… |
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| [02:18.89] | 蚂蚁波谷练技巧，技术含量不需要，黑暗邪神也挺好，要求战斗不算高 |
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| [02:28.73] | 龙巢来的有点早，谁比它的要求高，托尼开炮地动山摇，副本危险快点逃 |
| [02:37.46] | 女王没事耍半抛，马蒂亚斯爱火烧，黑暗开前冰背好，直射天灯要技巧 |
| [02:47.57] | 冻了需要天使浇，哥哥弟弟一起秒，烙铁棺材是悬脑，能出来就过龙啸 |
| [02:57.31] | 喇叭天天老婆找，看我单身多逍遥，掉落谁家谁知道，不谈现实也挺好 |
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| [03:07.81] | 蛋疼取的非常妙，谁比它的境界高，大笑一声鸡动蛋摇，蛋疼不要胡乱挠 |
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| [03:19.93] | 挠掉蛋蛋惹人笑 |
| [00:22.94] | wo shou na 12 shou shu dao, han zhe xiang liang de kou hao, qian fang he ren bao shang ming r, wo jiu na ni shi dao |
| [00:31.31] | wo yi ye wu mian lian gao pao, jian guo dian shi dian bing xiang wang xia diao, gao pao ban pao neng pao duo gao, wo yin shen fei ji shun feng piao a |
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| [00:44.41] | gong hui da le hao duo cai niao! a hui zhan bu rang ta zhi dao! a yin dao bing dong re ren nao! a a |
| [00:59.11] | ban zhuan hong tian ji guang pao, kan wo shen feng duo xiao yao, shui zui xi li ni zhi dao, shui guo ma tong ye ting hao |
| [01:10.09] | |
| [01:10.79] | xi shou mian keng gang gang hao, shui bi wo de shang hai gao, he bao yi chu di dong shan yao, mai tu wei xian kuai dian tao |
| [01:19.84] | wo na zhe zhen tian shi, shen hou bei zhe hui li biao, wu zi de tian shu, zhi lian hui le di yi zhao |
| [01:25.65] | da de guo jiu da, da bu guo wo jiu tiao, yin shen tao pao lun fan tian shi, bing lai bing qu he shi le |
| [01:30.82] | zan zhan li bi jiao xiao, zuo tian gang bao ming shang dao, ge lu ying xiong hao han mei shi ni jiu bie he wo xia nao |
| [01:35.82] | ru guo ni ren shu, wo jiu hui jia shui da jue |
| [01:38.06] | xi fu shuo shu ying bu zhong yao, kai xin cai zhong yao |
| [01:40.31] | shou na 12 de bian pao, han zhe xiang liang de kou hao, qian fang he ren bao shang ming r, bu fu jiu lai guo zhao |
| [01:48.80] | yi tian dao wan fu ben pao, jian guo wu shu shang 4S3 bao, neng you duo shao jin bei bao, bi bi shui de ren pin hao |
| [01:59.03] | a a gong hui da le hao duo cai niao |
| [02:03.71] | a a jin fu ben bu rang ta zhi dao |
| [02:07.45] | |
| [02:08.36] | a ying xiong kun nan re ren nao |
| [02:13.10] | a a |
| [02:15.91] | |
| [02:18.89] | ma yi bo gu lian ji qiao, ji shu han liang bu xu yao, hei an xie shen ye ting hao, yao qiu zhan dou bu suan gao |
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| [02:28.73] | long chao lai de you dian zao, shui bi ta de yao qiu gao, tuo ni kai pao di dong shan yao, fu ben wei xian kuai dian tao |
| [02:37.46] | nv wang mei shi shua ban pao, ma di ya si ai huo shao, hei an kai qian bing bei hao, zhi she tian deng yao ji qiao |
| [02:47.57] | dong le xu yao tian shi jiao, ge ge di di yi qi miao, lao tie guan cai shi xuan nao, neng chu lai jiu guo long xiao |
| [02:57.31] | la ba tian tian lao po zhao, kan wo dan shen duo xiao yao, diao luo shui jia shei zhi dao, bu tan xian shi ye ting hao |
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| [03:07.81] | dan teng qu de fei chang miao, shui bi ta de jing jie gao, da xiao yi sheng ji dong dan yao, dan teng bu yao hu luan nao |
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| [03:19.93] | nao diao dan dan re ren xiao |
| [00:22.94] | wǒ shǒu ná 12 shǒu shù dāo, hǎn zhe xiǎng liàng de kǒu hào, qián fāng hé rén bào shàng míng r, wǒ jiù ná nǐ shì dāo |
| [00:31.31] | wǒ yī yè wú mián liàn gāo pāo, jiàn guò diàn shì diàn bīng xiāng wǎng xià diào, gāo pāo bàn pāo néng pāo duō gāo, wǒ yǐn shēn fēi jī shùn fēng piāo a |
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| [00:44.41] | gōng huì dà le hǎo duō cài niǎo! a huì zhàn bù ràng tā zhī dào! a yǐn dǎo bīng dòng rě rén nǎo! a a |
| [00:59.11] | bǎn zhuān hōng tiān jī guāng pào, kàn wǒ shén fēng duō xiāo yáo, shuí zuì xī lì nǐ zhī dào, shuǐ guǒ mǎ tǒng yě tǐng hǎo |
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| [01:10.79] | xī shōu miǎn kēng gāng gāng hǎo, shuí bǐ wǒ de shāng hài gāo, hé bào yī chū dì dòng shān yáo, mái tú wēi xiǎn kuài diǎn táo |
| [01:19.84] | wǒ ná zhe zhēn tiān shǐ, shēn hòu bēi zhe huí lì biāo, wú zì de tiān shū, zhǐ liàn huì le dì yī zhāo |
| [01:25.65] | dǎ dé guò jiù dǎ, dǎ bu guò wǒ jiù tiào, yǐn shēn táo pǎo lún fān tiān shǐ, bīng lái bīng qù hé shí le |
| [01:30.82] | zán zhàn lì bǐ jiào xiǎo, zuó tiān gāng bào míng shàng dào, gè lù yīng xióng hǎo hàn méi shì nǐ jiù bié hé wǒ xiā nào |
| [01:35.82] | rú guǒ nǐ rèn shū, wǒ jiù huí jiā shuì dà jué |
| [01:38.06] | xí fù shuō shū yíng bù zhòng yào, kāi xīn cái zhòng yào |
| [01:40.31] | shǒu ná 12 de biān pào, hǎn zhe xiǎng liàng de kǒu hào, qián fāng hé rén bào shàng míng r, bù fú jiù lái guò zhāo |
| [01:48.80] | yì tiān dào wǎn fù běn pǎo, jiàn guò wú shù shāng 4S3 bào, néng yǒu duō shǎo jìn bēi bāo, bǐ bǐ shuí de rén pǐn hǎo |
| [01:59.03] | a a gōng huì dà le hǎo duō cài niǎo |
| [02:03.71] | a a jìn fù běn bù ràng tā zhī dào |
| [02:07.45] | |
| [02:08.36] | a yīng xióng kùn nán rě rén nǎo |
| [02:13.10] | a a |
| [02:15.91] | |
| [02:18.89] | mǎ yǐ bō gǔ liàn jì qiǎo, jì shù hán liàng bù xū yào, hēi àn xié shén yě tǐng hǎo, yāo qiú zhàn dòu bù suàn gāo |
| [02:27.93] | |
| [02:28.73] | lóng cháo lái de yǒu diǎn zǎo, shuí bǐ tā de yāo qiú gāo, tuō ní kāi pào dì dòng shān yáo, fù běn wēi xiǎn kuài diǎn táo |
| [02:37.46] | nǚ wáng méi shì shuǎ bàn pāo, mǎ dì yà sī ài huǒ shāo, hēi àn kāi qián bīng bèi hǎo, zhí shè tiān dēng yào jì qiǎo |
| [02:47.57] | dòng le xū yào tiān shǐ jiāo, gē ge dì di yì qǐ miǎo, lào tiě guān cái shì xuán nǎo, néng chū lái jiù guò lóng xiào |
| [02:57.31] | lǎ bā tiān tiān lǎo pó zhǎo, kàn wǒ dān shēn duō xiāo yáo, diào luò shuí jiā shéi zhī dào, bù tán xiàn shí yě tǐng hǎo |
| [03:06.98] | |
| [03:07.81] | dàn téng qǔ de fēi cháng miào, shuí bǐ tā de jìng jiè gāo, dà xiào yī shēng jī dòng dàn yáo, dàn téng bú yào hú luàn náo |
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| [03:19.93] | náo diào dàn dàn rě rén xiào |
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