[00:07.030] | 就是穿越火线河南区的老大 |
[00:08.020] | 只有我们战队称得上是 今天你 了吗 |
[00:19.240] | 爆了爆了我脑袋被你爆了 星期天的大清早我脑袋被你爆了 |
[00:24.810] | 爆了爆了我脑袋被你爆了 你爆头爆头的我 的好烦哦 |
[00:28.680] | 如果你有任何技术上的问题 |
[00:31.120] | 就来河南区的三频道的团队竞技一 |
[00:33.800] | 想对枪,我们战队有战福利 |
[00:36.670] | 想玩JU 叶子松子随便一个 |
[00:39.050] | 都能打你打个13比1 |
[00:40.730] | 你问我什么是 |
[00:41.850] | panda |
[00:42.040] | 我只告诉你河南区top panda最大 |
[00:44.290] | 成立时间是在2009年 |
[00:45.720] | 地点是在穿越火线 |
[00:47.170] | 我们战斗在火线边缘 |
[00:48.800] | 队长是一个叫YY的人 |
[00:50.350] | 你们也可以理解为意淫 |
[00:52.290] | 眼睛虽然小的可怜 |
[00:53.850] | 但是摸样长的非常可爱 |
[00:55.800] | 如果只看视频就跟周杰伦一样 |
[00:58.420] | 爆掉了爆掉了你的脑袋又被我爆掉了 |
[01:03.190] | 爆掉了爆掉了 你的脑袋又被我打爆了 |
[01:10.420] | |
[01:17.920] | 下面介绍的也是一位领导 |
[01:19.320] | 看见有人不上YY就 会开始发飙 |
[01:22.040] | 他的名字就叫松B |
[01:24.370] | 下面我再告诉大家一个秘密 |
[01:26.560] | 松B打CF都是打一枪嘴一张 |
[01:28.990] | 然后被人家骂 |
[01:30.080] | 你那外挂关没的 |
[01:31.140] | 不关会员吧你提 |
[01:33.010] | 11 11 都11 |
[01:33.820] | 谁要12死 |
[01:34.570] | 打不过你我就提 |
[01:35.940] | 我是会员我 |
[01:36.880] | 我是 我愿意 |
[01:38.880] | 小李子跟咱算是同乡 |
[01:41.060] | 家都是在濮阳 |
[01:42.310] | 枪法一般般的棒 |
[01:43.750] | 最大特点就是猥琐 |
[01:45.300] | 不管当J还是当F就是憋在老窝 |
[01:47.690] | 其实大家都说 的技术就是一个字“阴” |
[01:49.620] | 鬼魅也是玩的猥琐 |
[01:51.910] | 刨根问底 |
[01:52.730] | 原来竟是 的徒弟 |
[01:54.230] | 人家还说啦 |
[01:55.290] | 猥琐的精神一定要贯彻到底 |
[01:57.590] | 福 站 也是两位一线队员 |
[02:00.670] | 跟福打每次见他我就会躲的老远 |
[02:03.040] | 因为看见他等于看见西天 |
[02:05.890] | 爆掉了爆掉了你的脑袋又被我爆掉了 |
[02:10.970] | 爆掉了爆掉了 你的脑袋又被我打爆了 |
[02:16.330] | 旁白:最近好像很流行挖墙角呢,枫叶呀是我们挖来的大宝贝呢。 |
[02:26.210] | 叶子可称是个 神 |
[02:27.650] | 闪 闪的简直不是人 |
[02:29.700] | 而且还是半个网络红人 |
[02:31.650] | 虽然偶尔 总是不服气 |
[02:33.330] | 不过虐虐正在听歌你的应该不是难题 |
[02:37.350] | 暴君我也不得不说说 |
[02:38.880] | 第一次见他可谓是印象深刻 |
[02:40.200] | 枪法基本跟他名字诠释的差不多 |
[02:43.900] | 关键是人长帅不说 |
[02:44.320] | 又高又壮叫暴君实在是再妥不过 |
[02:48.750] | N0.1的枪法跟前面几位都差不多 |
[02:53.240] | 基本上每次比赛都少不了他的说 |
[02:54.310] | 虽然看你名字是很想拿个永远第一 |
[02:58.190] | 不过咱觉得队里高手这么多你还得继续努力 |
[00:07.030] | jiu shi chuan yue huo xian he nan qu de lao da |
[00:08.020] | zhi you wo men zhan dui cheng de shang shi jin tian ni le ma |
[00:19.240] | bao le bao le wo nao dai bei ni bao le xing qi tian de da qing zao wo nao dai bei ni bao le |
[00:24.810] | bao le bao le wo nao dai bei ni bao le ni bao tou bao tou de wo de hao fan o |
[00:28.680] | ru guo ni you ren he ji shu shang de wen ti |
[00:31.120] | jiu lai he nan qu de san pin dao de tuan dui jing ji yi |
[00:33.800] | xiang dui qiang, wo men zhan dui you zhan fu li |
[00:36.670] | xiang wan JU ye zi song zi sui bian yi ge |
[00:39.050] | dou neng da ni da ge 13 bi 1 |
[00:40.730] | ni wen wo shen me shi |
[00:41.850] | panda |
[00:42.040] | wo zhi gao su ni he nan qu top panda zui da |
[00:44.290] | cheng li shi jian shi zai 2009 nian |
[00:45.720] | di dian shi zai chuan yue huo xian |
[00:47.170] | wo men zhan dou zai huo xian bian yuan |
[00:48.800] | dui zhang shi yi ge jiao YY de ren |
[00:50.350] | ni men ye ke yi li jie wei yi yin |
[00:52.290] | yan jing sui ran xiao de ke lian |
[00:53.850] | dan shi mo yang zhang de fei chang ke ai |
[00:55.800] | ru guo zhi kan shi pin jiu gen zhou jie lun yi yang |
[00:58.420] | bao diao le bao diao le ni de nao dai you bei wo bao diao le |
[01:03.190] | bao diao le bao diao le ni de nao dai you bei wo da bao le |
[01:10.420] | |
[01:17.920] | xia mian jie shao de ye shi yi wei ling dao |
[01:19.320] | kan jian you ren bu shang YY jiu hui kai shi fa biao |
[01:22.040] | ta de ming zi jiu jiao song B |
[01:24.370] | xia mian wo zai gao su da jia yi ge mi mi |
[01:26.560] | song B da CF dou shi da yi qiang zui yi zhang |
[01:28.990] | ran hou bei ren jia ma |
[01:30.080] | ni na wai gua guan mei de |
[01:31.140] | bu guan hui yuan ba ni ti |
[01:33.010] | 11 11 dou 11 |
[01:33.820] | shui yao 12 si |
[01:34.570] | da bu guo ni wo jiu ti |
[01:35.940] | wo shi hui yuan wo |
[01:36.880] | wo shi wo yuan yi |
[01:38.880] | xiao li zi gen zan suan shi tong xiang |
[01:41.060] | jia dou shi zai pu yang |
[01:42.310] | qiang fa yi ban ban de bang |
[01:43.750] | zui da te dian jiu shi wei suo |
[01:45.300] | bu guan dang J hai shi dang F jiu shi bie zai lao wo |
[01:47.690] | qi shi da jia dou shuo de ji shu jiu shi yi ge zi" yin" |
[01:49.620] | gui mei ye shi wan de wei suo |
[01:51.910] | pao gen wen di |
[01:52.730] | yuan lai jing shi de tu di |
[01:54.230] | ren jia hai shuo la |
[01:55.290] | wei suo de jing shen yi ding yao guan che dao di |
[01:57.590] | fu zhan ye shi liang wei yi xian dui yuan |
[02:00.670] | gen fu da mei ci jian ta wo jiu hui duo de lao yuan |
[02:03.040] | yin wei kan jian ta deng yu kan jian xi tian |
[02:05.890] | bao diao le bao diao le ni de nao dai you bei wo bao diao le |
[02:10.970] | bao diao le bao diao le ni de nao dai you bei wo da bao le |
[02:16.330] | pang bai: zui jin hao xiang hen liu xing wa qiang jiao ne, feng ye ya shi wo men wa lai de da bao bei ne. |
[02:26.210] | ye zi ke cheng shi ge shen |
[02:27.650] | shan shan de jian zhi bu shi ren |
[02:29.700] | er qie hai shi ban ge wang luo hong ren |
[02:31.650] | sui ran ou er zong shi bu fu qi |
[02:33.330] | bu guo nue nue zheng zai ting ge ni de ying gai bu shi nan ti |
[02:37.350] | bao jun wo ye bu de bu shuo shuo |
[02:38.880] | di yi ci jian ta ke wei shi yin xiang shen ke |
[02:40.200] | qiang fa ji ben gen ta ming zi quan shi de cha bu duo |
[02:43.900] | guan jian shi ren chang shuai bu shuo |
[02:44.320] | you gao you zhuang jiao bao jun shi zai shi zai tuo bu guo |
[02:48.750] | N0. 1 de qiang fa gen qian mian ji wei dou cha bu duo |
[02:53.240] | ji ben shang mei ci bi sai dou shao bu liao ta de shuo |
[02:54.310] | sui ran kan ni ming zi shi hen xiang na ge yong yuan di yi |
[02:58.190] | bu guo zan jue de dui li gao shou zhe me duo ni hai de ji xu nu li |
[00:07.030] | jiù shì chuān yuè huǒ xiàn hé nán qū de lǎo dà |
[00:08.020] | zhǐ yǒu wǒ men zhàn duì chēng dé shàng shì jīn tiān nǐ le ma |
[00:19.240] | bào le bào le wǒ nǎo dài bèi nǐ bào le xīng qī tiān de dà qīng zǎo wǒ nǎo dài bèi nǐ bào le |
[00:24.810] | bào le bào le wǒ nǎo dài bèi nǐ bào le nǐ bào tóu bào tóu de wǒ de hǎo fán ó |
[00:28.680] | rú guǒ nǐ yǒu rèn hé jì shù shàng de wèn tí |
[00:31.120] | jiù lái hé nán qū de sān pín dào de tuán duì jìng jì yī |
[00:33.800] | xiǎng duì qiāng, wǒ men zhàn duì yǒu zhàn fú lì |
[00:36.670] | xiǎng wán JU yè zi sōng zǐ suí biàn yí gè |
[00:39.050] | dōu néng dǎ nǐ dǎ gè 13 bǐ 1 |
[00:40.730] | nǐ wèn wǒ shén me shì |
[00:41.850] | panda |
[00:42.040] | wǒ zhǐ gào sù nǐ hé nán qū top panda zuì dà |
[00:44.290] | chéng lì shí jiān shì zài 2009 nián |
[00:45.720] | dì diǎn shì zài chuān yuè huǒ xiàn |
[00:47.170] | wǒ men zhàn dòu zài huǒ xiàn biān yuán |
[00:48.800] | duì zhǎng shì yí gè jiào YY de rén |
[00:50.350] | nǐ men yě kě yǐ lǐ jiě wèi yì yín |
[00:52.290] | yǎn jīng suī rán xiǎo de kě lián |
[00:53.850] | dàn shì mō yàng zhǎng de fēi cháng kě ài |
[00:55.800] | rú guǒ zhǐ kàn shì pín jiù gēn zhōu jié lún yí yàng |
[00:58.420] | bào diào le bào diào le nǐ de nǎo dài yòu bèi wǒ bào diào le |
[01:03.190] | bào diào le bào diào le nǐ de nǎo dài yòu bèi wǒ dǎ bào le |
[01:10.420] | |
[01:17.920] | xià miàn jiè shào de yě shì yī wèi lǐng dǎo |
[01:19.320] | kàn jiàn yǒu rén bù shàng YY jiù huì kāi shǐ fā biāo |
[01:22.040] | tā de míng zì jiù jiào sōng B |
[01:24.370] | xià miàn wǒ zài gào sù dà jiā yí gè mì mì |
[01:26.560] | sōng B dǎ CF dōu shì dǎ yī qiāng zuǐ yī zhāng |
[01:28.990] | rán hòu bèi rén jiā mà |
[01:30.080] | nǐ nà wài guà guān méi de |
[01:31.140] | bù guān huì yuán ba nǐ tí |
[01:33.010] | 11 11 dōu 11 |
[01:33.820] | shuí yào 12 sǐ |
[01:34.570] | dǎ bu guò nǐ wǒ jiù tí |
[01:35.940] | wǒ shì huì yuán wǒ |
[01:36.880] | wǒ shì wǒ yuàn yì |
[01:38.880] | xiǎo lǐ zǐ gēn zán suàn shì tóng xiāng |
[01:41.060] | jiā dōu shì zài pú yáng |
[01:42.310] | qiāng fǎ yì bān bān de bàng |
[01:43.750] | zuì dà tè diǎn jiù shì wěi suǒ |
[01:45.300] | bù guǎn dāng J hái shì dāng F jiù shì biē zài lǎo wō |
[01:47.690] | qí shí dà jiā dōu shuō de jì shù jiù shì yí gè zì" yīn" |
[01:49.620] | guǐ mèi yě shì wán de wěi suǒ |
[01:51.910] | páo gēn wèn dǐ |
[01:52.730] | yuán lái jìng shì de tú dì |
[01:54.230] | rén jiā hái shuō la |
[01:55.290] | wěi suǒ de jīng shén yí dìng yào guàn chè dào dǐ |
[01:57.590] | fú zhàn yě shì liǎng wèi yī xiàn duì yuán |
[02:00.670] | gēn fú dǎ měi cì jiàn tā wǒ jiù huì duǒ de lǎo yuǎn |
[02:03.040] | yīn wèi kàn jiàn tā děng yú kàn jiàn xī tiān |
[02:05.890] | bào diào le bào diào le nǐ de nǎo dài yòu bèi wǒ bào diào le |
[02:10.970] | bào diào le bào diào le nǐ de nǎo dài yòu bèi wǒ dǎ bào le |
[02:16.330] | páng bái: zuì jìn hǎo xiàng hěn liú xíng wā qiáng jiǎo ne, fēng yè ya shì wǒ men wā lái de dà bǎo bèi ne. |
[02:26.210] | yè zi kě chēng shì gè shén |
[02:27.650] | shǎn shǎn de jiǎn zhí bú shì rén |
[02:29.700] | ér qiě hái shì bàn gè wǎng luò hóng rén |
[02:31.650] | suī rán ǒu ěr zǒng shì bù fú qì |
[02:33.330] | bù guò nüè nüè zhèng zài tīng gē nǐ de yìng gāi bú shì nán tí |
[02:37.350] | bào jūn wǒ yě bù dé bù shuō shuō |
[02:38.880] | dì yī cì jiàn tā kě wèi shì yìn xiàng shēn kè |
[02:40.200] | qiāng fǎ jī běn gēn tā míng zì quán shì de chà bù duō |
[02:43.900] | guān jiàn shì rén cháng shuài bù shuō |
[02:44.320] | yòu gāo yòu zhuàng jiào bào jūn shí zài shì zài tuǒ bù guò |
[02:48.750] | N0. 1 de qiāng fǎ gēn qián miàn jǐ wèi dōu chà bù duō |
[02:53.240] | jī běn shàng měi cì bǐ sài dōu shào bù liǎo tā de shuō |
[02:54.310] | suī rán kàn nǐ míng zì shì hěn xiǎng ná gè yǒng yuǎn dì yī |
[02:58.190] | bù guò zán jué de duì lǐ gāo shǒu zhè me duō nǐ hái dé jì xù nǔ lì |