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| [00:00.953] | 喂 哥们 忙什么呢 还上班呢 |
| [00:08.600] | 哎呀 |
| [00:09.152] | 上班苦啊上班累 |
| [00:10.416] | 上班简直活受罪 |
| [00:11.576] | 不如参加黑社会 |
| [00:13.52] | 有吃有喝有地位 |
| [00:15.517] | 上街购物不排队 |
| [00:17.282] | 拿了东西不交费 |
| [00:19.48] | 每天专收保护费 |
| [00:20.736] | 哎呀要比上班强百倍，强百倍呀强百倍 |
| [00:24.76] | 强百倍呀 咋整 咱改行吧 |
| [00:26.761] | 你别挂电话 我诶你接报名热线 |
| [00:29.283] | 1 你好 加入黑手党请按1号键 |
| [00:33.399] | 加入小刀会请按2号键 加入洪兴按3号键 |
| [00:40.819] | 不选择任何按键的一律转入斧头帮 请你按键选择 并祝你前程似锦 事业蒸蒸日上 |
| [00:00.953] | wei ge men mang shen me ne hai shang ban ne |
| [00:08.600] | ai ya |
| [00:09.152] | shang ban ku a shang ban lei |
| [00:10.416] | shang ban jian zhi huo shou zui |
| [00:11.576] | bu ru can jia hei she hui |
| [00:13.52] | you chi you he you di wei |
| [00:15.517] | shang jie gou wu bu pai dui |
| [00:17.282] | na le dong xi bu jiao fei |
| [00:19.48] | mei tian zhuan shou bao hu fei |
| [00:20.736] | ai ya yao bi shang ban qiang bai bei, qiang bai bei ya qiang bai bei |
| [00:24.76] | qiang bai bei ya za zheng zan gai hang ba |
| [00:26.761] | ni bie gua dian hua wo ei ni jie bao ming re xian |
| [00:29.283] | 1 ni hao jia ru hei shou dang qing an 1 hao jian |
| [00:33.399] | jia ru xiao dao hui qing an 2 hao jian jia ru hong xing an 3 hao jian |
| [00:40.819] | bu xuan ze ren he an jian de yi lv zhuan ru fu tou bang qing ni an jian xuan ze bing zhu ni qian cheng si jin shi ye zheng zheng ri shang |
| [00:00.953] | wèi gē men máng shén me ne hái shàng bān ne |
| [00:08.600] | āi yā |
| [00:09.152] | shàng bān kǔ a shàng bān lèi |
| [00:10.416] | shàng bān jiǎn zhí huó shòu zuì |
| [00:11.576] | bù rú cān jiā hēi shè huì |
| [00:13.52] | yǒu chī yǒu hē yǒu dì wèi |
| [00:15.517] | shàng jiē gòu wù bù pái duì |
| [00:17.282] | ná le dōng xī bù jiāo fèi |
| [00:19.48] | měi tiān zhuān shōu bǎo hù fèi |
| [00:20.736] | āi yā yào bǐ shàng bān qiáng bǎi bèi, qiáng bǎi bèi ya qiáng bǎi bèi |
| [00:24.76] | qiáng bǎi bèi ya zǎ zhěng zán gǎi háng ba |
| [00:26.761] | nǐ bié guà diàn huà wǒ éi nǐ jiē bào míng rè xiàn |
| [00:29.283] | 1 nǐ hǎo jiā rù hēi shǒu dǎng qǐng àn 1 hào jiàn |
| [00:33.399] | jiā rù xiǎo dāo huì qǐng àn 2 hào jiàn jiā rù hóng xìng àn 3 hào jiàn |
| [00:40.819] | bù xuǎn zé rèn hé àn jiàn de yī lǜ zhuǎn rù fǔ tóu bāng qǐng nǐ àn jiàn xuǎn zé bìng zhù nǐ qián chéng sì jǐn shì yè zhēng zhēng rì shàng |
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