| [ti:猫和老鼠（天津快板）] | |
| [ar:Tom&Jerry] | |
| [00:03.600] | Tom：来到了天津卫啊 嘛也没学会 |
| [00:07.100] | (我)学会了开汽车 压死二百多 |
| [00:11.000] | 警察来找我呀 吓我一哆嗦 |
| [00:14.400] | 我是连滚带爬 是钻进了耗子窝 |
| [00:18.300] | 进了耗子窝 嘿 里边还真不错 |
| [00:21.100] | 我左看右看（huo）这里还真阔 |
| [00:25.300] | 耗子见了我 吓的是打哆嗦 |
| [00:28.700] | 又稍息又立正还跪下把头磕 |
| [00:32.000] | Jerry：二伯二伯 你长的可真不错 |
| [00:35.700] | 脸上的麻子 是一个赛一个 |
| [00:39.300] | 你家买黄豆 可不用带家伙 |
| [00:43.100] | 一窝一个 足能装二斤多 |
| [00:46.100] | Tom：你吃饱撑的 你别拿我找乐 |
| [00:50.200] | 贫嘴刮舌我看你是不想活了 |
| [00:53.800] | 瞧你界小身板 怎么nai滴个儿 |
| [00:56.700] | 哼~小鼻小眼儿还愣充是模特呢 |
| [01:00.110] | 你要是不服呢，咱们就抄家伙 |
| [01:04.100] | 上一拳我下一脚我来个得和勒 |
| [01:07.800] | Jerry：界he地间儿小啊 |
| [01:09.100] | 咱开洼去比活（Tom：走 谁怕谁啊） |
| [01:11.400] | Jerry：您呢前边儿走 我后边儿紧跟着 |
| [01:14.000] | Tom：得 你要跳海河 二伯我陪着 |
| [01:17.950] | 你要下油锅呢 我马上捡柴火 |
| [01:21.700] | Jerry：少那么多废话 先尝我一锅(Tom：哎哟哟yoooo) |
| [01:28.000] | Tom：你小焉坏损啊 也不打招呼 |
| [01:32.100] | 别怪二伯我翻了脸 我拆你的耗子窝 |
| [01:35.300] | Jerry：二伯别生气 二伯你别上火 |
| [01:38.700] | 咱们爷俩谁跟谁 没你哪有我 |
| [01:41.900] | 界是鲜花几朵 您了先收着 |
| [01:46.200] | 有嘛不是都怪小弟我 |
| [01:50.000] | 甭管怎样咱们俩人 不还得一起过吗 |
| [01:53.400] | Tom：嘛话也别说了 听的我还挺难过 |
| [01:56.300] | 得 从今咱们和和美美把日子过红火 |
| [02:00.500] | Tom & Jerry：诶 来到了天津卫啊 嘛也没学会 |
| [02:04.400] | 学会了开汽车 压死二百多 …… |
| [02:08.700] |
| ti: mao he lao shu tian jin kuai ban | |
| ar: Tom Jerry | |
| [00:03.600] | Tom: lai dao le tian jin wei a ma ye mei xue hui |
| [00:07.100] | wo xue hui le kai qi che ya si er bai duo |
| [00:11.000] | jing cha lai zhao wo ya xia wo yi duo suo |
| [00:14.400] | wo shi lian gun dai pa shi zuan jin le hao zi wo |
| [00:18.300] | jin le hao zi wo hei li bian hai zhen bu cuo |
| [00:21.100] | wo zuo kan you kan huo zhe li hai zhen kuo |
| [00:25.300] | hao zi jian le wo xia de shi da duo suo |
| [00:28.700] | you shao xi you li zheng hai gui xia ba tou ke |
| [00:32.000] | Jerry: er bo er bo ni zhang de ke zhen bu cuo |
| [00:35.700] | lian shang de ma zi shi yi ge sai yi ge |
| [00:39.300] | ni jia mai huang dou ke bu yong dai jia huo |
| [00:43.100] | yi wo yi ge zu neng zhuang er jin duo |
| [00:46.100] | Tom: ni chi bao cheng de ni bie na wo zhao le |
| [00:50.200] | pin zui gua she wo kan ni shi bu xiang huo le |
| [00:53.800] | qiao ni jie xiao shen ban zen me nai di ge er |
| [00:56.700] | heng xiao bi xiao yan er hai leng chong shi mo te ne |
| [01:00.110] | ni yao shi bu fu ne, zan men jiu chao jia huo |
| [01:04.100] | shang yi quan wo xia yi jiao wo lai ge de he lei |
| [01:07.800] | Jerry: jie he di jian er xiao a |
| [01:09.100] | zan kai wa qu bi huo Tom: zou shui pa shui a |
| [01:11.400] | Jerry: nin ne qian bian r zou wo hou bian r jin gen zhe |
| [01:14.000] | Tom: de ni yao tiao hai he er bo wo pei zhe |
| [01:17.950] | ni yao xia you guo ne wo ma shang jian chai huo |
| [01:21.700] | Jerry: shao na me duo fei hua xian chang wo yi guo Tom: ai yo yo yoooo |
| [01:28.000] | Tom: ni xiao yan huai sun a ye bu da zhao hu |
| [01:32.100] | bie guai er bo wo fan le lian wo chai ni de hao zi wo |
| [01:35.300] | Jerry: er bo bie sheng qi er bo ni bie shang huo |
| [01:38.700] | zan men ye lia shui gen shui mei ni na you wo |
| [01:41.900] | jie shi xian hua ji duo nin le xian shou zhe |
| [01:46.200] | you ma bu shi dou guai xiao di wo |
| [01:50.000] | beng guan zen yang zan men lia ren bu hai de yi qi guo ma |
| [01:53.400] | Tom: ma hua ye bie shuo le ting de wo hai ting nan guo |
| [01:56.300] | de cong jin zan men he he mei mei ba ri zi guo hong huo |
| [02:00.500] | Tom Jerry: ei lai dao le tian jin wei a ma ye mei xue hui |
| [02:04.400] | xue hui le kai qi che ya si er bai duo |
| [02:08.700] |
| ti: māo hé lǎo shǔ tiān jīn kuài bǎn | |
| ar: Tom Jerry | |
| [00:03.600] | Tom: lái dào le tiān jīn wèi a ma yě méi xué huì |
| [00:07.100] | wǒ xué huì le kāi qì chē yā sǐ èr bǎi duō |
| [00:11.000] | jǐng chá lái zhǎo wǒ ya xià wǒ yī duō suo |
| [00:14.400] | wǒ shì lián gǔn dài pá shì zuān jìn le hào zǐ wō |
| [00:18.300] | jìn le hào zǐ wō hēi lǐ biān hái zhēn bù cuò |
| [00:21.100] | wǒ zuǒ kàn yòu kàn huo zhè lǐ hái zhēn kuò |
| [00:25.300] | hào zǐ jiàn le wǒ xià de shì dǎ duō suo |
| [00:28.700] | yòu shào xī yòu lì zhèng hái guì xià bǎ tóu kē |
| [00:32.000] | Jerry: èr bó èr bó nǐ zhǎng de kě zhēn bù cuò |
| [00:35.700] | liǎn shàng de má zi shì yí gè sài yí gè |
| [00:39.300] | nǐ jiā mǎi huáng dòu kě bù yòng dài jiā huo |
| [00:43.100] | yī wō yí gè zú néng zhuāng èr jīn duō |
| [00:46.100] | Tom: nǐ chī bǎo chēng de nǐ bié ná wǒ zhǎo lè |
| [00:50.200] | pín zuǐ guā shé wǒ kàn nǐ shì bù xiǎng huó le |
| [00:53.800] | qiáo nǐ jiè xiǎo shēn bǎn zěn me nai dī gè ér |
| [00:56.700] | hēng xiǎo bí xiǎo yǎn ér hái lèng chōng shì mó tè ne |
| [01:00.110] | nǐ yào shì bù fú ne, zán men jiù chāo jiā huo |
| [01:04.100] | shàng yī quán wǒ xià yī jiǎo wǒ lái gè dé hé lēi |
| [01:07.800] | Jerry: jiè he dì jiān ér xiǎo a |
| [01:09.100] | zán kāi wā qù bǐ huó Tom: zǒu shuí pà shuí a |
| [01:11.400] | Jerry: nín ne qián bian r zǒu wǒ hòu bian r jǐn gēn zhe |
| [01:14.000] | Tom: dé nǐ yào tiào hǎi hé èr bó wǒ péi zhe |
| [01:17.950] | nǐ yào xià yóu guō ne wǒ mǎ shàng jiǎn chái huō |
| [01:21.700] | Jerry: shǎo nà me duō fèi huà xiān cháng wǒ yī guō Tom: āi yō yō yoooo |
| [01:28.000] | Tom: nǐ xiǎo yān huài sǔn a yě bù dǎ zhāo hū |
| [01:32.100] | bié guài èr bó wǒ fān le liǎn wǒ chāi nǐ de hào zǐ wō |
| [01:35.300] | Jerry: èr bó bié shēng qì èr bó nǐ bié shàng huǒ |
| [01:38.700] | zán men yé liǎ shuí gēn shuí méi nǐ nǎ yǒu wǒ |
| [01:41.900] | jiè shì xiān huā jǐ duǒ nín le xiān shōu zhe |
| [01:46.200] | yǒu ma bú shì dōu guài xiǎo dì wǒ |
| [01:50.000] | béng guǎn zěn yàng zán men liǎ rén bù hái dé yì qǐ guò ma |
| [01:53.400] | Tom: ma huà yě bié shuō le tīng de wǒ hái tǐng nán guò |
| [01:56.300] | dé cóng jīn zán men hé hé měi měi bǎ rì zi guò hóng huǒ |
| [02:00.500] | Tom Jerry: éi lái dào le tiān jīn wèi a ma yě méi xué huì |
| [02:04.400] | xué huì le kāi qì chē yā sǐ èr bǎi duō |
| [02:08.700] |
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