mai huang tu

卖黄土
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Song 卖黄土
Artist 马三立
Album 马三立相声典藏
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[00:01.163] 说个笑话儿啊。
[00:01.845] 有人哪问过我:您这个相声儿里头那个《开粥厂》,刚…说到前边儿您是马善人,您说啊您是京北的,黄土马家,是不是这么开头儿啊?
[00:26.644] 我说:对,是这么,用活儿是这样儿,黄土马家。
[00:31.209] (模仿问的)那捧哏的王凤山怎么会说您家卖黄土?有这么一句吧?
[00:38.899] 我说:对,他说我们家卖黄土,我说我们不是卖黄土,我们家趁黄土地。
[00:43.435] (模仿问的)这…哪儿有卖黄土的啊?这句话…这捧哏的…不恰当吧?
[00:51.609] 我说:好,您提这意见对,当时,现在说啊,确实是不恰当。实际上过去有卖黄土的,不是没有。我说因为你年轻,你岁数儿小你没赶上,啊,你不知道。这些年啊没有卖黄土的了。从前咱们北京啊,有卖黄土的。冬天烧煤啊,团煤球儿,摇煤球儿用,啊。咱们北京烧煤跟天津不一样,啊。咱北京的,那时候,要买煤,他是连末儿,带块儿,一块儿。你买,买二十斤煤,买三十斤煤,又是煤末子又是块儿,反正给你送来了。人有一车,往你院来了,往里一辙,那时候也没有几层楼啊,都是小院儿,有大院子,有小院子,有小竹院子,三两间的,四五间的,大杂院儿的,这都很多。就给你往那儿一辙。这煤里头呢,也有块儿,也有末儿。那块儿呢,当然挑出来,这末儿呢,怎么烧呢,你要弄煤球儿,必须得加黄土,你不加黄土呢,它就不粘,它就散了,它就不是煤球儿了。咱北京这样儿,天津可不是。天津他是你要那块儿,给你块儿,要末儿给末儿,要煤球儿,他给你摇好了,他单有人工儿,他煤厂子里头,他有摇煤球儿的。咱北京就没有,没有专业……摇煤……没有,北京就有,有专业,天津有。 ~摇煤球儿哎~摇煤球儿哎~(要)黄土哎~卖黄土哎~咱北京这儿,天津没有。天津没卖黄土的,因为他有煤球儿,他卖你这煤球儿,咱北京呢,卖你是煤末子,煤末子,你必须得加黄土,你不加黄土,你弄不了煤球儿,这就得这样儿。所以他捧哏的才说,哦你们家卖黄土。卖黄土干嘛啊。要说确实有一车一车的,打城外头往城里头拉,就那小木头儿车儿,拉过来……也不远么,出西直门外头就是黄土,不是现在。现在你出西直门,你出哪城门你哪儿找黄土去啊?这都洋灰马路了是不是。都柏油路了。那时你出,你出哪门都有土,可居家大小过日子谁能出去啊,弄土去啊?单有这个,有力气人儿啊,赚点儿钱吧,又不用本钱,反正有个小车儿就行了,到城外头,哎,弄一车,黄土,拉上来,“~要黄土哎~买黄土哎~”谁家都有要的,一摆他:“哎来来来来来来,来。”这不多……钱儿又不多,二十几子儿,三十来子儿,不够一毛钱呢那时候,弄一车,这黄土,搁那儿。等买着煤来呢,送来了,煤厂子给你送这个,煤块儿,煤末儿,也给你倒得一地,就把这煤块儿挑出来。黄土呢,跟这煤末子掺到一块儿,掺一块儿团煤球儿。团煤球儿呢,自己呢,要愿意劳动呢,干活儿呢,就自己攥,团上煤球儿了,一般呢这些,这要找别人,他单还有这一行,串胡同儿,有单有这摇煤球儿的,卖黄土单有卖黄土的,还有这个“~摇煤球儿哎~摇煤球儿哎~摇煤球儿~”力气活儿么,反正,摇出去二百
[04:22.200] 斤的煤球儿呢,反正,一毛来钱,不够一毛钱也几十个子儿吧,那时候花大铜子儿,“~摇煤球儿哎~摇煤球儿~”串胡同儿。
[04:30.938] 可这两口儿呢,有个小两口儿呢,家里要用这煤球儿了,煤也买了。两口子,女的三十来岁,男的不到四十。这一大堆这个煤末子煤块儿,拿叉子呢把这个煤块儿都拔拉出来了,剩这煤末儿了,买黄土呢,都倒在一块儿了,搁一块儿,哎,掺上水就能团,团煤球儿,摇,拿一个笸箩,拿一大笸箩,拿一大筛子,在那儿摇。谁摇?谁干这个?两口子,男的是懒汉,女的,净图漂亮,不爱干。
[05:13.47] (模仿男)“怎么办?嗯?老这么搁着?过两天就下大雨,连黄土带煤末子全冲没了,怎么办?赶紧弄啊。”
[05:24.797] 媳妇儿说:“谁弄啊,谁弄这个?我这刚染这么长指甲,我指甲刚长出来,我团煤球儿?我摇煤球儿?你弄吧。”
[05:36.247] (模仿男)“我?我…我这买卖儿…我这活儿我都不干…”
[05:40.897] 他自己有个(旋)轴儿铺,(旋)轴儿铺就是(旋)那个擀面杖儿那轴儿啊,桌子腿儿那轴儿啊,他雇伙计旋,他都不干,还甩手自在王,哎,掌柜的么,什么也不干,怎么办?这就说了
[05:53.956] (模仿男)“你就甭管了,等着吧,反正他(摇煤球儿的)也得来,听着点儿,有摇煤球儿的,把他叫进来。等着吧…”
[06:03.652] 不来……少啊,干那个的少啊,卖黄土的多呀,干摇煤球儿的少啊,等着吧,好容易等着,那家儿要,等来那家儿要,轻易不来。这媳妇儿呢天天儿得站在门儿这儿等着……漂亮!虽然说三十来岁吧,一打扮呢……又爱擦胭脂,你想,都爱留指甲,恨不能留挺长指甲呢……这人儿,你想想,模样儿……啊,那,能不漂亮么?准得漂亮。哎呦,好捣饬,梳一大盘头,穿的衣裳又讲究,擦一脸粉……这不是那干活儿的人哪!留挺长指甲,站门口儿那儿,站在门儿外头,底下是门框,一边儿剔着牙,东瞧西望的。又卖单儿,又让人看看,自己穿的也讲究,长得模样又漂亮,三十来得岁儿,站那儿。为什么呢?就等着那个过来,~摇煤球儿哎~摇煤球儿哎~净等着这种工人,少,等不来啊!等两天等不来
[07:09.385] (模仿男)“怎么办?!这玩意儿要下雨!咱那煤末子连床底下全成了……”
[07:16.225] (模仿女)“你就甭管了,你就甭管了,我有主意。你不是不干么?我也甭干,你上班儿吧,你不是不去么?柜上你不去么。柜上不去,你呀,对过儿,油盐店,那儿呆着。”
[07:28.979] 油盐店,现在叫,后来叫杂货铺,从前,我们北京管他叫油盐店,现在有管它叫副食店儿,杂货铺,
[07:36.554] (模仿女)“你就在那油盐店那儿等着,你听我打嚏吩你就过来,我不打嚏吩你甭过来,啊~”
[07:45.944] (模仿男)“哎!好!”
[07:47.134] 小伙子,对过儿油盐店,小杂货铺儿,那儿,弄点儿酒,在那儿坐着去了。油盐店掌柜的熟啊,聊天儿吧。媳妇儿,漂漂亮亮,门口儿站着,等着……还是不来。没人儿啊。哪儿住呢,弓弦儿胡同,这弓弦儿胡同,这,顾名思义啊,这弓弦儿胡同它就比别处就是来往的人多,谁走弓背儿地方儿啊,绕远儿去啊,这弓弦儿胡同呢近着一点儿。有个小买卖的,二十来岁,图近呢,串弓弦儿胡同走,他们就住在这儿,站这儿站着,一瞧,哎,过来一小伙子,看这样儿就年轻力壮,二十五六岁,准有力气,
[08:31.328] (模仿女)“哎~哎~进来~进来啊~家里没人儿,就我一人儿~进来~”
[08:49.348] 这小伙子瞅着……挺漂亮的人儿,不认得,让进来……啊……
[08:57.959] (模仿女)“进~不碍的~进~进~”
[09:09.37] 这小伙子就跟着进来了,进来她吧嗒把大门,把街门插上了,这屋子有插环儿啊,上头带插环儿。刚一进来,没怎么说话呢,
[09:19.52] (模仿女)“阿嚏~阿嚏~”
[09:24.542] 打嚏吩了,这一打嚏吩,爷们儿打对过儿油盐店杂货铺里出来了,
[09:29.617] (模仿男)“哎!开门!”
[09:30.718] 当,当,踹门,
[09:32.527] (模仿男)“开开啊!
[09:33.302] (模仿女的冲小伙子)“呦~我们爷们儿来了~”
[09:38.212] 这小伙子一看……
[09:40.497] (模仿小伙子)“你找我进来,你招呼我进来的……你招我……”
[09:45.397] (模仿女)“呦~我们爷们儿,他厉害啊,他瞧见生人儿他就动刀啊~这怎么办啊~你藏哪儿……嘿~我想起来了,你呀,甭藏,你瞧那黄土,那煤末子了,你装摇煤球儿的,他来,进来问你是谁,我说摇煤球儿的,他拿了东西了,回来一会儿就走,他碰不着,他问,我就说我找来了~找来了~”
[10:10.238] (模仿小伙子)“得得得…别让他动了刀啊!~”
[10:14.591] 害怕了。
[10:15.166] (模仿小伙子)“好吧…哪儿啊?”
[10:17.596] (模仿女)“那不在后场儿呢么,那不倒一块儿了么,那儿一笸箩,你摇,啊~站在亮院儿,就摇……”
[10:23.462] 开开门。
[10:24.151] (模仿男)“哎,找着啦?来啦?”
[10:33.526] (模仿女)“可不来了么,你说我费多大尽哪,那胡同儿找来的。你可到好啊,净在柜上呆着了……”
[10:40.596] (模仿男)“嚯,小伙子行啊,能干哪,好!我坐这儿瞧瞧!瞧这小伙子,真能干……给我来一凳子……”
[10:51.680] 不走,坐那儿坐着。这小伙子恨不能赶紧拿完东西走啊……
[10:56.30] (模仿男的冲小伙子)“别闲着!干哪!”
[10:58.327] 二百多斤煤末子,受得了受不了?身上也脏,一脸……连耳头都是黑的了,耳头都黑,哪儿都是黑的……瞧差不多了。
[11:16.230] (模仿男)“嘿!我啊,对过儿打点儿酒,打点儿酒一会儿回来我接着还看,我爱看小伙子干活儿利落!”
[11:23.30] 出去了……男的刚出去,这小伙子,一揉眼……都睁不开眼了,指指这娘(nia2)们儿,指指她…赶紧就跑了,就别上班儿去了,往家跑吧,回家,澡堂子,呵,洗去吧。洗去了。两口子回来这美!
[11:42.923] (模仿男)“一子儿没花~二百多斤煤球儿有啦~好~”
[11:49.124] 后来,第二天呢,这媳妇儿呢,高兴,她门口儿站着呢,呆不住啊,她野啊,她(败)家啊,漂亮。又在门口儿站着,打扮挺漂亮,还在倚着门框,在胡同儿这儿站着呢。弓弦儿胡同,老有人走啊。第二天,这小伙子上班啦,又走这儿了,一瞧。
[12:10.340] (模仿女)“哎~哎~哎~进来啊~来~就我一人儿~”
[12:22.194] 这小伙子——
[12:24.709] “嘿~真快~都烧完啦?!”
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[00:01.163] shuo ge xiao hua er a.
[00:01.845] you ren na wen guo wo: nin zhe ge xiang sheng er li tou na ge kai zhou chang, gang shuo dao qian bian r nin shi ma shan ren, nin shuo a nin shi jing bei de, huang tu ma jia, shi bu shi zhe me kai tou er a?
[00:26.644] wo shuo: dui, shi zhe me, yong huo er shi zhe yang er, huang tu ma jia.
[00:31.209] mo fang wen de na peng gen de wang feng shan zen me hui shuo nin jia mai huang tu? you zhe me yi ju ba?
[00:38.899] wo shuo: dui, ta shuo wo men jia mai huang tu, wo shuo wo men bu shi mai huang tu, wo men jia chen huang tu di.
[00:43.435] mo fang wen de zhe na er you mai huang tu de a? zhe ju hua zhe peng gen de bu qia dang ba?
[00:51.609] wo shuo: hao, nin ti zhe yi jian dui, dang shi, xian zai shuo a, que shi shi bu qia dang. shi ji shang guo qu you mai huang tu de, bu shi mei you. wo shuo yin wei ni nian qing, ni sui shu er xiao ni mei gan shang, a, ni bu zhi dao. zhei xie nian a mei you mai huang tu de le. cong qian zan men bei jing a, you mai huang tu de. dong tian shao mei a, tuan mei qiu er, yao mei qiu er yong, a. zan men bei jing shao mei gen tian jin bu yi yang, a. zan bei jing de, na shi hou, yao mai mei, ta shi lian mo r, dai kuai er, yi kuai er. ni mai, mai er shi jin mei, mai san shi jin mei, you shi mei mo zi you shi kuai er, fan zheng gei ni song lai le. ren you yi che, wang ni yuan lai le, wang li yi zhe, na shi hou ye mei you ji ceng lou a, dou shi xiao yuan er, you da yuan zi, you xiao yuan zi, you xiao zhu yuan zi, san liang jian de, si wu jian de, da za yuan er de, zhe dou hen duo. jiu gei ni wang na er yi zhe. zhe mei li tou ne, ye you kuai er, ye you mo r. na kuai er ne, dang ran tiao chu lai, zhe me er ne, zen me shao ne, ni yao nong mei qiu er, bi xu de jia huang tu, ni bu jia huang tu ne, ta jiu bu zhan, ta jiu san le, ta jiu bu shi mei qiu er le. zan bei jing zhe yang er, tian jin ke bu shi. tian jin ta shi ni yao na kuai er, gei ni kuai er, yao me er gei mo r, yao mei qiu er, ta gei ni yao hao le, ta dan you ren gong er, ta mei chang zi li tou, ta you yao mei qiu er de. zan bei jing jiu mei you, mei you zhuan ye yao mei mei you, bei jing jiu you, you zhuan ye, tian jin you. yao mei qiu er ai yao mei qiu er ai yao huang tu ai mai huang tu ai zan bei jing zhe er, tian jin mei you. tian jin mei mai huang tu de, yin wei ta you mei qiu er, ta mai ni zhe mei qiu er, zan bei jing ne, mai ni shi mei mo zi, mei mo zi, ni bi xu de jia huang tu, ni bu jia huang tu, ni nong bu liao mei qiu er, zhe jiu de zhe yang er. suo yi ta peng gen de cai shuo, o ni men jia mai huang tu. mai huang tu gan ma a. yao shuo que shi you yi che yi che de, da cheng wai tou wang cheng li tou la, jiu na xiao mu tou er che er, la guo lai ye bu yuan me, chu xi zhi men wai tou jiu shi huang tu, bu shi xian zai. xian zai ni chu xi zhi men, ni chu na cheng men ni na er zhao huang tu qu a? zhe dou yang hui ma lu le shi bu shi. dou bai you lu le. na shi ni chu, ni chu na men dou you tu, ke ju jia da xiao guo ri zi shui neng chu qu a, nong tu qu a? dan you zhe ge, you li qi ren er a, zhuan dian er qian ba, you bu yong ben qian, fan zheng you ge xiao che er jiu xing le, dao cheng wai tou, ai, nong yi che, huang tu, la shang lai," yao huang tu ai mai huang tu ai" shui jia dou you yao de, yi bai ta:" ai lai lai lai lai lai lai, lai." zhe bu duo qian er you bu duo, er shi ji zi r, san shi lai zi er, bu gou yi mao qian ne na shi hou, nong yi che, zhe huang tu, ge na er. deng mai zhe mei lai ne, song lai le, mei chang zi gei ni song zhe ge, mei kuai er, mei mo r, ye gei ni dao de yi di, jiu ba zhe mei kuai er tiao chu lai. huang tu ne, gen zhe mei mo zi can dao yi kuai er, can yi kuai er tuan mei qiu er. tuan mei qiu er ne, zi ji ne, yao yuan yi lao dong ne, gan huo er ne, jiu zi ji zuan, tuan shang mei qiu er le, yi ban ne zhei xie, zhe yao zhao bie ren, ta dan hai you zhe yi xing, chuan hu tong er, you dan you zhe yao mei qiu er de, mai huang tu dan you mai huang tu de, hai you zhe ge" yao mei qiu er ai yao mei qiu er ai yao mei qiu er" li qi huo er me, fan zheng, yao chu qu er bai
[04:22.200] jin de mei qiu er ne, fan zheng, yi mao lai qian, bu gou yi mao qian ye ji shi ge zi r ba, na shi hou hua da tong zi er," yao mei qiu er ai yao mei qiu er" chuan hu tong er.
[04:30.938] ke zhe liang kou er ne, you ge xiao liang kou r ne, jia li yao yong zhe mei qiu er le, mei ye mai le. liang kou zi, nv de san shi lai sui, nan de bu dao si shi. zhe yi da dui zhe ge mei mo zi mei kuai er, na cha zi ne ba zhe ge mei kuai er dou ba la chu lai le, sheng zhe mei mo r le, mai huang tu ne, dou dao zai yi kuai er le, ge yi kuai er, ai, can shang shui jiu neng tuan, tuan mei qiu er, yao, na yi ge po luo, na yi da po luo, na yi da shai zi, zai na r yao. shui yao? shui gan zhe ge? liang kou zi, nan de shi lan han, nv de, jing tu piao liang, bu ai gan.
[05:13.47] mo fang nan" zen me ban? ? lao zhe me ge zhe? guo liang tian jiu xia da yu, lian huang tu dai mei mo zi quan chong mei le, zen me ban? gan jin nong a."
[05:24.797] xi fu er shuo:" shui nong a, shui nong zhe ge? wo zhe gang ran zhe me zhang zhi jia, wo zhi jia gang zhang chu lai, wo tuan mei qiu er? wo yao mei qiu er? ni nong ba."
[05:36.247] mo fang nan" wo? wo wo zhe mai mai er wo zhe huo er wo dou bu gan"
[05:40.897] ta zi ji you ge xuan zhou er pu, xuan zhou er pu jiu shi xuan na ge gan mian zhang er na zhou er a, zhuo zi tui er na zhou er a, ta gu huo ji xuan, ta dou bu gan, hai shuai shou zi zai wang, ai, zhang gui de me, shen me ye bu gan, zen me ban? zhe jiu shuo le
[05:53.956] mo fang nan" ni jiu beng guan le, deng zhe ba, fan zheng ta yao mei qiu er de ye de lai, ting zhe dian er, you yao mei qiu er de, ba ta jiao jin lai. deng zhe ba"
[06:03.652] bu lai shao a, gan na ge de shao a, mai huang tu de duo ya, gan yao mei qiu er de shao a, deng zhe ba, hao rong yi deng zhe, na jia er yao, deng lai na jia er yao, qing yi bu lai. zhe xi fu er ne tian tian r de zhan zai men er zhe er deng zhe piao liang! sui ran shuo san shi lai sui ba, yi da ban ne you ai ca yan zhi, ni xiang, dou ai liu zhi jia, hen bu neng liu ting zhang zhi jia ne zhe ren er, ni xiang xiang, mu yang er a, na, neng bu piao liang me? zhun de piao liang. ai you, hao dao chi, shu yi da pan tou, chuan de yi shang you jiang jiu, ca yi lian fen zhe bu shi na gan huo er de ren na! liu ting zhang zhi jia, zhan men kou er na er, zhan zai men er wai tou, di xia shi men kuang, yi bian er ti zhe ya, dong qiao xi wang de. you mai dan er, you rang ren kan kan, zi ji chuan de ye jiang jiu, zhang de mu yang you piao liang, san shi lai de sui er, zhan na er. wei shi me ne? jiu deng zhe na ge guo lai, yao mei qiu er ai yao mei qiu er ai jing deng zhe zhe zhong gong ren, shao, deng bu lai a! deng liang tian deng bu lai
[07:09.385] mo fang nan" zen me ban?! zhe wan yi er yao xia yu! zan na mei mo zi lian chuang di xia quan cheng le"
[07:16.225] mo fang nv" ni jiu beng guan le, ni jiu beng guan le, wo you zhu yi. ni bu shi bu gan me? wo ye beng gan, ni shang ban er ba, ni bu shi bu qu me? gui shang ni bu qu me. gui shang bu qu, ni ya, dui guo er, you yan dian, na er dai zhe."
[07:28.979] you yan dian, xian zai jiao, hou lai jiao za huo pu, cong qian, wo men bei jing guan ta jiao you yan dian, xian zai you guan ta jiao fu shi dian er, za huo pu,
[07:36.554] mo fang nv" ni jiu zai na you yan dian na er deng zhe, ni ting wo da ti fen ni jiu guo lai, wo bu da ti fen ni beng guo lai, a"
[07:45.944] mo fang nan" ai! hao!"
[07:47.134] xiao huo zi, dui guo er you yan dian, xiao za huo pu er, na er, nong dian er jiu, zai na r zuo zhe qu le. you yan dian zhang gui de shu a, liao tian r ba. xi fu er, piao piao liang liang, men kou er zhan zhe, deng zhe hai shi bu lai. mei ren er a. na er zhu ne, gong xian r hu tong, zhe gong xian r hu tong, zhe, gu ming si yi a, zhe gong xian r hu tong ta jiu bi bie chu jiu shi lai wang de ren duo, shui zou gong bei er di fang er a, rao yuan er qu a, zhe gong xian r hu tong ne jin zhe yi dian er. you ge xiao mai mai de, er shi lai sui, tu jin ne, chuan gong xian r hu tong zou, ta men jiu zhu zai zhe er, zhan zhe er zhan zhe, yi qiao, ai, guo lai yi xiao huo zi, kan zhe yang er jiu nian qing li zhuang, er shi wu liu sui, zhun you li qi,
[08:31.328] mo fang nv" ai ai jin lai jin lai a jia li mei ren er, jiu wo yi ren er jin lai"
[08:49.348] zhe xiao huo zi chou zhe ting piao liang de ren er, bu ren de, rang jin lai a
[08:57.959] mo fang nv" jin bu ai de jin jin"
[09:09.37] zhe xiao huo zi jiu gen zhe jin lai le, jin lai ta ba da ba da men, ba jie men cha shang le, zhe wu zi you cha huan er a, shang tou dai cha huan er. gang yi jin lai, mei zen me shuo hua ne,
[09:19.52] mo fang nv" a ti a ti"
[09:24.542] da ti fen le, zhe yi da ti fen, ye men er da dui guo er you yan dian za huo pu li chu lai le,
[09:29.617] mo fang nan" ai! kai men!"
[09:30.718] dang, dang, chuai men,
[09:32.527] mo fang nan" kai kai a!
[09:33.302] mo fang nv de chong xiao huo zi" you wo men ye men er lai le"
[09:38.212] zhe xiao huo zi yi kan
[09:40.497] mo fang xiao huo zi" ni zhao wo jin lai, ni zhao hu wo jin lai de ni zhao wo"
[09:45.397] mo fang nv" you wo men ye men er, ta li hai a, ta qiao jian sheng ren er ta jiu dong dao a zhe zen me ban a ni cang na er hei wo xiang qi lai le, ni ya, beng cang, ni qiao na huang tu, na mei mo zi le, ni zhuang yao mei qiu er de, ta lai, jin lai wen ni shi shui, wo shuo yao mei qiu er de, ta na le dong xi le, hui lai yi hui er jiu zou, ta peng bu zhao, ta wen, wo jiu shuo wo zhao lai le zhao lai le"
[10:10.238] mo fang xiao huo zi" de de de bie rang ta dong le dao a!"
[10:14.591] hai pa le.
[10:15.166] mo fang xiao huo zi" hao ba na er a?"
[10:17.596] mo fang nv" na bu zai hou chang r ne me, na bu dao yi kuai er le me, na er yi po luo, ni yao, a zhan zai liang yuan er, jiu yao"
[10:23.462] kai kai men.
[10:24.151] mo fang nan" ai, zhao zhao la? lai la?"
[10:33.526] mo fang nv" ke bu lai le me, ni shuo wo fei duo da jin na, na hu tong er zhao lai de. ni ke dao hao a, jing zai gui shang dai zhe le"
[10:40.596] mo fang nan" huo, xiao huo zi xing a, neng gan na, hao! wo zuo zhe er qiao qiao! qiao zhe xiao huo zi, zhen neng gan gei wo lai yi deng zi"
[10:51.680] bu zou, zuo na er zuo zhe. zhe xiao huo zi hen bu neng gan jin na wan dong xi zou a
[10:56.30] mo fang nan de chong xiao huo zi" bie xian zhe! gan na!"
[10:58.327] er bai duo jin mei mo zi, shou de liao shou bu liao? shen shang ye zang, yi lian lian er tou dou shi hei de le, er tou dou hei, na er dou shi hei de qiao cha bu duo le.
[11:16.230] mo fang nan" hei! wo a, dui guo er da dian er jiu, da dian er jiu yi hui er hui lai wo jie zhe hai kan, wo ai kan xiao huo zi gan huo er li luo!"
[11:23.30] chu qu le nan de gang chu qu, zhe xiao huo zi, yi rou yan dou zheng bu kai yan le, zhi zhi zhe niang nia2 men er, zhi zhi ta gan jin jiu pao le, jiu bie shang ban er qu le, wang jia pao ba, hui jia, zao tang zi, a, xi qu ba. xi qu le. liang kou zi hui lai zhe mei!
[11:42.923] mo fang nan" yi zi r mei hua er bai duo jin mei qiu er you la hao"
[11:49.124] hou lai, di er tian ne, zhe xi fu er ne, gao xing, ta men kou er zhan zhe ne, dai bu zhu a, ta ye a, ta bai jia a, piao liang. you zai men kou er zhan zhe, da ban ting piao liang, hai zai yi zhe men kuang, zai hu tong er zhe er zhan zhe ne. gong xian r hu tong, lao you ren zou a. di er tian, zhe xiao huo zi shang ban la, you zou zhe er le, yi qiao.
[12:10.340] mo fang nv" ai ai ai jin lai a lai jiu wo yi ren er"
[12:22.194] zhe xiao huo zi
[12:24.709] " hei zhen kuai dou shao wan la?!"
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[00:01.163] shuō gè xiào huà ér a.
[00:01.845] yǒu rén nǎ wèn guò wǒ: nín zhè gè xiàng sheng ér lǐ tou nà gè kāi zhōu chǎng, gāng shuō dào qián bian r nín shì mǎ shàn rén, nín shuō a nín shì jīng běi de, huáng tǔ mǎ jiā, shì bú shì zhè me kāi tou er a?
[00:26.644] wǒ shuō: duì, shì zhè me, yòng huó ér shì zhè yàng ér, huáng tǔ mǎ jiā.
[00:31.209] mó fǎng wèn de nà pěng gén de wáng fèng shān zěn me huì shuō nín jiā mài huáng tǔ? yǒu zhè me yī jù ba?
[00:38.899] wǒ shuō: duì, tā shuō wǒ men jiā mài huáng tǔ, wǒ shuō wǒ men bú shì mài huáng tǔ, wǒ men jiā chèn huáng tǔ dì.
[00:43.435] mó fǎng wèn de zhè nǎ ér yǒu mài huáng tǔ de a? zhè jù huà zhè pěng gén de bù qià dàng ba?
[00:51.609] wǒ shuō: hǎo, nín tí zhè yì jiàn duì, dāng shí, xiàn zài shuō a, què shí shì bù qià dàng. shí jì shang guò qù yǒu mài huáng tǔ de, bú shì méi yǒu. wǒ shuō yīn wèi nǐ nián qīng, nǐ suì shù ér xiǎo nǐ méi gǎn shàng, a, nǐ bù zhī dào. zhèi xiē nián a méi yǒu mài huáng tǔ de le. cóng qián zán men běi jīng a, yǒu mài huáng tǔ de. dōng tiān shāo méi a, tuán méi qiú ér, yáo méi qiú ér yòng, a. zán men běi jīng shāo méi gēn tiān jīn bù yí yàng, a. zán běi jīng de, nà shí hou, yào mǎi méi, tā shì lián mò r, dài kuài ér, yí kuài ér. nǐ mǎi, mǎi èr shí jīn méi, mǎi sān shí jīn méi, yòu shì méi mò zǐ yòu shì kuài ér, fǎn zhèng gěi nǐ sòng lái le. rén yǒu yī chē, wǎng nǐ yuàn lái le, wǎng lǐ yī zhé, nà shí hou yě méi yǒu jǐ céng lóu a, dōu shì xiǎo yuàn ér, yǒu dà yuàn zi, yǒu xiǎo yuàn zi, yǒu xiǎo zhú yuàn zi, sān liǎng jiān de, sì wǔ jiān de, dà zá yuàn ér de, zhè dōu hěn duō. jiù gěi nǐ wǎng nà ér yī zhé. zhè méi lǐ tou ne, yě yǒu kuài ér, yě yǒu mò r. nà kuài ér ne, dāng rán tiāo chū lái, zhè me ér ne, zěn me shāo ne, nǐ yào nòng méi qiú ér, bì xū de jiā huáng tǔ, nǐ bù jiā huáng tǔ ne, tā jiù bù zhān, tā jiù sàn le, tā jiù bú shì méi qiú ér le. zán běi jīng zhè yàng ér, tiān jīn kě bú shì. tiān jīn tā shì nǐ yào nà kuài ér, gěi nǐ kuài ér, yào me ér gěi mò r, yào méi qiú ér, tā gěi nǐ yáo hǎo le, tā dān yǒu rén gōng ér, tā méi chǎng zǐ lǐ tou, tā yǒu yáo méi qiú ér de. zán běi jīng jiù méi yǒu, méi yǒu zhuān yè yáo méi méi yǒu, běi jīng jiù yǒu, yǒu zhuān yè, tiān jīn yǒu. yáo méi qiú ér āi yáo méi qiú ér āi yào huáng tǔ āi mài huáng tǔ āi zán běi jīng zhè ér, tiān jīn méi yǒu. tiān jīn méi mài huáng tǔ de, yīn wèi tā yǒu méi qiú ér, tā mài nǐ zhè méi qiú ér, zán běi jīng ne, mài nǐ shì méi mò zǐ, méi mò zǐ, nǐ bì xū de jiā huáng tǔ, nǐ bù jiā huáng tǔ, nǐ nòng bù liǎo méi qiú ér, zhè jiù de zhè yàng ér. suǒ yǐ tā pěng gén de cái shuō, ó nǐ men jiā mài huáng tǔ. mài huáng tǔ gàn ma a. yào shuō què shí yǒu yī chē yī chē de, dǎ chéng wài tou wǎng chéng lǐ tou lā, jiù nà xiǎo mù tou ér chē ér, lā guò lái yě bù yuǎn me, chū xī zhí mén wài tou jiù shì huáng tǔ, bú shì xiàn zài. xiàn zài nǐ chū xī zhí mén, nǐ chū nǎ chéng mén nǐ nǎ ér zhǎo huáng tǔ qù a? zhè dōu yáng huī mǎ lù le shì bú shì. dōu bǎi yóu lù le. nà shí nǐ chū, nǐ chū nǎ mén dōu yǒu tǔ, kě jū jiā dà xiǎo guò rì zi shuí néng chū qù a, nòng tǔ qù a? dān yǒu zhè gè, yǒu lì qì rén ér a, zhuàn diǎn ér qián ba, yòu bù yòng běn qián, fǎn zhèng yǒu gè xiǎo chē ér jiù xíng le, dào chéng wài tou, āi, nòng yī chē, huáng tǔ, lā shàng lái," yào huáng tǔ āi mǎi huáng tǔ āi" shuí jiā dōu yǒu yào de, yī bǎi tā:" āi lái lái lái lái lái lái, lái." zhè bù duō qián ér yòu bù duō, èr shí jǐ zǐ r, sān shí lái zǐ ér, bù gòu yī máo qián ne nà shí hou, nòng yī chē, zhè huáng tǔ, gē nà ér. děng mǎi zhe méi lái ne, sòng lái le, méi chǎng zǐ gěi nǐ sòng zhè gè, méi kuài ér, méi mò r, yě gěi nǐ dào dé yī dì, jiù bǎ zhè méi kuài ér tiāo chū lái. huáng tǔ ne, gēn zhè méi mò zǐ càn dào yí kuài ér, càn yí kuài ér tuán méi qiú ér. tuán méi qiú ér ne, zì jǐ ne, yào yuàn yì láo dòng ne, gàn huó ér ne, jiù zì jǐ zuàn, tuán shàng méi qiú ér le, yì bān ne zhèi xiē, zhè yào zhǎo bié rén, tā dān hái yǒu zhè yī xíng, chuàn hú tòng ér, yǒu dān yǒu zhè yáo méi qiú ér de, mài huáng tǔ dān yǒu mài huáng tǔ de, hái yǒu zhè gè" yáo méi qiú ér āi yáo méi qiú ér āi yáo méi qiú ér" lì qì huó ér me, fǎn zhèng, yáo chū qù èr bǎi
[04:22.200] jīn de méi qiú ér ne, fǎn zhèng, yī máo lái qián, bù gòu yī máo qián yě jǐ shí gè zǐ r ba, nà shí hou huā dà tóng zǐ er," yáo méi qiú ér āi yáo méi qiú ér" chuàn hú tòng ér.
[04:30.938] kě zhè liǎng kǒu ér ne, yǒu gè xiǎo liǎng kǒu r ne, jiā lǐ yào yòng zhè méi qiú ér le, méi yě mǎi le. liǎng kǒu zi, nǚ de sān shí lái suì, nán de bú dào sì shí. zhè yī dà duī zhè gè méi mò zǐ méi kuài ér, ná chā zǐ ne bǎ zhè gè méi kuài ér dōu bá lā chū lái le, shèng zhè méi mò r le, mǎi huáng tǔ ne, dōu dào zài yí kuài ér le, gē yí kuài ér, āi, càn shàng shuǐ jiù néng tuán, tuán méi qiú ér, yáo, ná yí gè pǒ luó, ná yī dà pǒ luó, ná yī dà shāi zǐ, zài na r yáo. shuí yáo? shuí gàn zhè gè? liǎng kǒu zi, nán de shì lǎn hàn, nǚ de, jìng tú piào liàng, bù ài gàn.
[05:13.47] mó fǎng nán" zěn me bàn? ? lǎo zhè me gē zhe? guò liǎng tiān jiù xià dà yǔ, lián huáng tǔ dài méi mò zǐ quán chōng méi le, zěn me bàn? gǎn jǐn nòng a."
[05:24.797] xí fù ér shuō:" shuí nòng a, shuí nòng zhè gè? wǒ zhè gāng rǎn zhè me zhǎng zhǐ jia, wǒ zhǐ jia gāng zhǎng chū lái, wǒ tuán méi qiú ér? wǒ yáo méi qiú ér? nǐ nòng ba."
[05:36.247] mó fǎng nán" wǒ? wǒ wǒ zhè mǎi mài ér wǒ zhè huó ér wǒ dōu bù gàn"
[05:40.897] tā zì jǐ yǒu gè xuán zhóu ér pù, xuán zhóu ér pù jiù shì xuán nà gè gǎn miàn zhàng ér nà zhóu ér a, zhuō zi tuǐ ér nà zhóu ér a, tā gù huǒ jì xuán, tā dōu bù gàn, hái shuǎi shǒu zì zài wáng, āi, zhǎng guì de me, shén me yě bù gàn, zěn me bàn? zhè jiù shuō le
[05:53.956] mó fǎng nán" nǐ jiù béng guǎn le, děng zhe ba, fǎn zhèng tā yáo méi qiú ér de yě de lái, tīng zhe diǎn ér, yǒu yáo méi qiú ér de, bǎ tā jiào jìn lái. děng zhe ba"
[06:03.652] bù lái shǎo a, gàn nà gè de shǎo a, mài huáng tǔ de duō ya, gàn yáo méi qiú ér de shǎo a, děng zhe ba, hǎo róng yì děng zhe, nà jiā ér yào, děng lái nà jiā ér yào, qīng yì bù lái. zhè xí fù ér ne tiān tiān r dé zhàn zài mén ér zhè ér děng zhe piào liàng! suī rán shuō sān shí lái suì ba, yī dǎ bàn ne yòu ài cā yān zhī, nǐ xiǎng, dōu ài liú zhǐ jia, hèn bù néng liú tǐng zhǎng zhǐ jia ne zhè rén ér, nǐ xiǎng xiǎng, mú yàng ér a, nà, néng bù piào liàng me? zhǔn dé piào liàng. āi yōu, hǎo dǎo chì, shū yī dà pán tóu, chuān de yī shang yòu jiǎng jiū, cā yī liǎn fěn zhè bú shì nà gàn huó ér de rén nǎ! liú tǐng zhǎng zhǐ jia, zhàn mén kǒu ér nà ér, zhàn zài mén ér wài tou, dǐ xià shì mén kuàng, yī biān ér tī zhe yá, dōng qiáo xī wàng de. yòu mài dān ér, yòu ràng rén kàn kàn, zì jǐ chuān de yě jiǎng jiū, zhǎng de mú yàng yòu piào liàng, sān shí lái de suì ér, zhàn nà ér. wèi shí me ne? jiù děng zhe nà gè guò lái, yáo méi qiú ér āi yáo méi qiú ér āi jìng děng zhe zhè zhǒng gōng rén, shǎo, děng bù lái a! děng liǎng tiān děng bù lái
[07:09.385] mó fǎng nán" zěn me bàn?! zhè wán yì ér yào xià yǔ! zán nà méi mò zǐ lián chuáng dǐ xià quán chéng le"
[07:16.225] mó fǎng nǚ" nǐ jiù béng guǎn le, nǐ jiù béng guǎn le, wǒ yǒu zhǔ yì. nǐ bú shì bù gàn me? wǒ yě béng gàn, nǐ shàng bān ér ba, nǐ bú shì bù qù me? guì shàng nǐ bù qù me. guì shàng bù qù, nǐ ya, duì guò ér, yóu yán diàn, nà ér dāi zhe."
[07:28.979] yóu yán diàn, xiàn zài jiào, hòu lái jiào zá huò pù, cóng qián, wǒ men běi jīng guǎn tā jiào yóu yán diàn, xiàn zài yǒu guǎn tā jiào fù shí diàn ér, zá huò pù,
[07:36.554] mó fǎng nǚ" nǐ jiù zài nà yóu yán diàn nà ér děng zhe, nǐ tīng wǒ dǎ tì fēn nǐ jiù guò lái, wǒ bù dǎ tì fēn nǐ béng guò lái, a"
[07:45.944] mó fǎng nán" āi! hǎo!"
[07:47.134] xiǎo huǒ zi, duì guò ér yóu yán diàn, xiǎo zá huò pù ér, nà ér, nòng diǎn ér jiǔ, zài na r zuò zhe qù le. yóu yán diàn zhǎng guì de shú a, liáo tiān r ba. xí fù ér, piāo piāo liàng liàng, mén kǒu ér zhàn zhe, děng zhe hái shì bù lái. méi rén ér a. nǎ ér zhù ne, gōng xián r hú tòng, zhè gōng xián r hú tòng, zhè, gù míng sī yì a, zhè gōng xián r hú tòng tā jiù bǐ bié chù jiù shì lái wǎng de rén duō, shuí zǒu gōng bèi ér dì fāng ér a, rào yuǎn ér qù a, zhè gōng xián r hú tòng ne jìn zhe yì diǎn ér. yǒu gè xiǎo mǎi mài de, èr shí lái suì, tú jìn ne, chuàn gōng xián r hú tòng zǒu, tā men jiù zhù zài zhè ér, zhàn zhè ér zhàn zhe, yī qiáo, āi, guò lái yī xiǎo huǒ zi, kàn zhè yàng ér jiù nián qīng lì zhuàng, èr shí wǔ liù suì, zhǔn yǒu lì qì,
[08:31.328] mó fǎng nǚ" āi āi jìn lái jìn lái a jiā lǐ méi rén ér, jiù wǒ yī rén ér jìn lái"
[08:49.348] zhè xiǎo huǒ zi chǒu zhe tǐng piào liàng de rén ér, bù rèn de, ràng jìn lái a
[08:57.959] mó fǎng nǚ" jìn bù ài de jìn jìn"
[09:09.37] zhè xiǎo huǒ zi jiù gēn zhe jìn lái le, jìn lái tā bā dā bǎ dà mén, bǎ jiē mén chā shang le, zhè wū zi yǒu chā huán ér a, shàng tou dài chā huán ér. gāng yī jìn lái, méi zěn me shuō huà ne,
[09:19.52] mó fǎng nǚ" ā tì ā tì"
[09:24.542] dǎ tì fēn le, zhè yī dǎ tì fēn, yé men ér dǎ duì guò ér yóu yán diàn zá huò pù lǐ chū lái le,
[09:29.617] mó fǎng nán" āi! kāi mén!"
[09:30.718] dāng, dāng, chuài mén,
[09:32.527] mó fǎng nán" kāi kāi a!
[09:33.302] mó fǎng nǚ de chōng xiǎo huǒ zi" yōu wǒ men yé men ér lái le"
[09:38.212] zhè xiǎo huǒ zi yī kàn
[09:40.497] mó fǎng xiǎo huǒ zi" nǐ zhǎo wǒ jìn lái, nǐ zhāo hū wǒ jìn lái de nǐ zhāo wǒ"
[09:45.397] mó fǎng nǚ" yōu wǒ men yé men ér, tā lì hài a, tā qiáo jiàn shēng rén ér tā jiù dòng dāo a zhè zěn me bàn a nǐ cáng nǎ ér hēi wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, nǐ ya, béng cáng, nǐ qiáo nà huáng tǔ, nà méi mò zǐ le, nǐ zhuāng yáo méi qiú ér de, tā lái, jìn lái wèn nǐ shì shuí, wǒ shuō yáo méi qiú ér de, tā ná le dōng xī le, huí lái yī huì ér jiù zǒu, tā pèng bù zháo, tā wèn, wǒ jiù shuō wǒ zhǎo lái le zhǎo lái le"
[10:10.238] mó fǎng xiǎo huǒ zi" de de dé bié ràng tā dòng le dāo a!"
[10:14.591] hài pà le.
[10:15.166] mó fǎng xiǎo huǒ zi" hǎo ba nǎ ér a?"
[10:17.596] mó fǎng nǚ" nà bù zài hòu chǎng r ne me, nà bù dǎo yí kuài ér le me, nà ér yī pǒ luó, nǐ yáo, a zhàn zài liàng yuàn ér, jiù yáo"
[10:23.462] kāi kāi mén.
[10:24.151] mó fǎng nán" āi, zhǎo zháo la? lái la?"
[10:33.526] mó fǎng nǚ" kě bù lái le me, nǐ shuō wǒ fèi duō dà jìn nǎ, nà hú tòng ér zhǎo lái de. nǐ kě dào hǎo a, jìng zài guì shàng dāi zhe le"
[10:40.596] mó fǎng nán" huò, xiǎo huǒ zi xíng a, néng gàn nǎ, hǎo! wǒ zuò zhè ér qiáo qiáo! qiáo zhè xiǎo huǒ zi, zhēn néng gàn gěi wǒ lái yī dèng zǐ"
[10:51.680] bù zǒu, zuò nà ér zuò zhe. zhè xiǎo huǒ zi hèn bù néng gǎn jǐn ná wán dōng xī zǒu a
[10:56.30] mó fǎng nán de chōng xiǎo huǒ zi" bié xián zhe! gàn nǎ!"
[10:58.327] èr bǎi duō jīn méi mò zǐ, shòu de liǎo shòu bù liǎo? shēn shàng yě zàng, yī liǎn lián ěr tóu dōu shì hēi de le, ěr tóu dōu hēi, nǎ ér dōu shì hēi de qiáo chà bù duō le.
[11:16.230] mó fǎng nán" hēi! wǒ a, duì guò ér dǎ diǎn ér jiǔ, dǎ diǎn ér jiǔ yī huì ér huí lái wǒ jiē zhe hái kàn, wǒ ài kàn xiǎo huǒ zi gàn huó ér lì luò!"
[11:23.30] chū qù le nán de gāng chū qù, zhè xiǎo huǒ zi, yī róu yǎn dōu zhēng bù kāi yǎn le, zhǐ zhǐ zhè niáng nia2 men ér, zhǐ zhǐ tā gǎn jǐn jiù pǎo le, jiù bié shàng bān ér qù le, wǎng jiā pǎo ba, huí jiā, zǎo táng zǐ, ā, xǐ qù ba. xǐ qù le. liǎng kǒu zi huí lái zhè měi!
[11:42.923] mó fǎng nán" yī zǐ r méi huā èr bǎi duō jīn méi qiú ér yǒu la hǎo"
[11:49.124] hòu lái, dì èr tiān ne, zhè xí fù ér ne, gāo xìng, tā mén kǒu ér zhàn zhe ne, dāi bú zhù a, tā yě a, tā bài jiā a, piào liàng. yòu zài mén kǒu ér zhàn zhe, dǎ bàn tǐng piào liàng, hái zài yǐ zhe mén kuàng, zài hú tòng ér zhè ér zhàn zhe ne. gōng xián r hú tòng, lǎo yǒu rén zǒu a. dì èr tiān, zhè xiǎo huǒ zi shàng bān la, yòu zǒu zhè ér le, yī qiáo.
[12:10.340] mó fǎng nǚ" āi āi āi jìn lái a lái jiù wǒ yī rén ér"
[12:22.194] zhè xiǎo huǒ zi
[12:24.709] " hēi zhēn kuài dōu shāo wán la?!"
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