| [00:09.365] | 马：看见没有？ |
| [00:10.958] | 王：啊？ |
| [00:12.735] | 马：看见了吗？ |
| [00:13.988] | 王：看什么？ |
| [00:17.881] | 马：这就是观众对演员的爱戴 |
| [00:21.877] | 王：可不！ |
| [00:22.948] | 马：演员要对观众（的）尊敬 |
| [00:25.717] | 为什么每个演员上台要鞠个躬，敬个礼啊？ |
| [00:29.427] | 王：啊？ |
| [00:31.360] | 马：得罪谁了？赔个不是？ |
| [00:32.953] | 王：没有 |
| [00:35.174] | 马：不是 |
| [00:36.114] | 这个欢迎你们来，向观众问好—— |
| [00:38.413] | 哎呀！你们都来了，你们好啊！ |
| [00:40.868] | 这就……就心里话，不说了 |
| [00:43.115] | 王：哎 |
| [00:43.899] | 马：鞠个躬，表示向观众问好！ |
| [00:46.955] | 王：哎礼貌 |
| [00:48.026] | 马：鞠躬嘛！严肃认真，规规矩矩，要鞠躬45度 |
| [00:52.101] | 王：嚯！ |
| [00:54.504] | 马：抬头，看观众 |
| [00:56.568] | 王：噢 |
| [00:57.352] | 马：为什么看看呢？ |
| [00:58.527] | 给谁敬礼呢？给你们鞠躬啊！ |
| [01:02.237] | 就都得看，都看到了，全有 |
| [01:06.364] | 有谁算谁，一个跑不了！ |
| [01:07.931] | 王：嚯！ |
| [01:11.588] | 马：这鞠躬要认真，要低头，再抬头 |
| [01:17.414] | 在鞠躬的时候不要抬头 |
| [01:19.556] | 王：鞠躬…… |
| [01:19.948] | 马：那时不要看 |
| [01:20.836] | 王：哦…… |
| [01:22.011] | 马：…… |
| [01:27.471] | 王：这是鞠躬啊？ |
| [01:28.594] | 马：杂技团，顶碗！ |
| [01:29.665] | 王：好嘛！ |
| [01:33.505] | 马：从前有句话嘛，未曾学艺先学礼！ |
| [01:36.927] | 王：对！ |
| [01:37.920] | 马：人讲礼仪为先，树讲枝叶为源 |
| [01:40.924] | 王：恩！ |
| [01:41.917] | 马：咱们中国嘛是礼仪之邦的大国 |
| [01:44.895] | 外国人都佩服咱们中国讲究礼貌 |
| [01:47.951] | 王：对！ |
| [01:48.891] | 马：十年动乱的时候，那就不懂什么叫礼貌了 |
| [01:52.078] | 什么叫长辈儿，什么叫老师了 |
| [01:54.612] | 王：嗳！ |
| [01:55.448] | 马：什么叫领导，满不懂 |
| [01:58.635] | “敬人者，人恒敬之”嘛！这不是“四书”上有吗？ |
| [02:02.266] | 王；噢 |
| [02:03.729] | 马：什么叫“四书”、“五经”啊？ |
| [02:06.132] | 王：啊！ |
| [02:06.785] | 马：“四书”、“五经”是什么？ |
| [02:08.039] | 王：什么？ |
| [02:08.692] | 马：念过吗？“四书”、“五经”？ |
| [02:10.808] | “四书”：《大学》、《中庸》、《上论语》、《下论语》、《上孟子》、《下孟子》这六本儿 |
| [02:16.111] | 这是……这叫“四书” |
| [02:17.574] | 王：噢！ |
| [02:18.122] | 马：“五经”啊 |
| [02:18.566] | 就是《诗经》、《书经》、《易经》啊 |
| [02:20.552] | 《礼记》，《春秋》啊…… |
| [02:21.780] | 你念过吗？背过这个吗？ |
| [02:23.138] | 王：哪儿？我背过？没念过！ |
| [02:25.881] | 马：念呐！ |
| [02:26.638] | 王：啊？不成！ |
| [02:27.526] | 马：我借给你，你看看…… |
| [02:28.754] | 王：您甭借，借我也不认识，我小学毕业！ |
| [02:33.012] | 马：那哪儿行啊？ |
| [02:34.109] | 王：念过语文啊，算术啊，教科书 |
| [02:37.296] | 马：哎呀，文化水平太低了 ！ |
| [02:41.450] | 王：可不！ |
| [02:42.547] | 马；太低了！ |
| [02:43.331] | 王：哎 |
| [02:43.853] | 马：这怎么行啊？你可要好好加强学习啊！ |
| [02:46.883] | 王：嗳！ |
| [02:47.406] | 马：文化学习努把劲吧！ |
| [02:48.581] | 王：嗳，嗳 |
| [02:49.339] | 马：找我去！有时间吗？ |
| [02:50.932] | 王：哦，找您？ |
| [02:51.690] | 马：有时间到我那儿去 |
| [02:52.604] | 王：啊！ |
| [02:53.153] | 马：啊？！我----给你辅导辅导！ |
| [02:55.504] | 王：好好好 |
| [02:56.287] | 马：啊！ |
| [02:57.149] | 王：我有时间上您那儿去！还得求您多指教！ |
| [03:01.486] | 马：嗳-----！这我爱听！ |
| [03:03.680] | 王：啊，爱听 |
| [03:04.437] | 马：指教！对！我应当好好教训教训你 |
| [03:07.572] | 王：嚯！ |
| [03:09.270] | 马：哎---我指教指教嘛！ |
| [03:11.229] | 这是对的，我很喜欢这样的人 |
| [03:13.815] | 啊，我可以帮助你，你啊算我徒弟！ |
| [03:16.715] | 王：恩？ |
| [03:17.368] | 马：嗳！你算……我没收过徒弟嗳！ |
| [03:19.536] | 你说我这么大个子，没人拜过我，没人…… |
| [03:21.626] | 我没徒弟，你算我徒弟行吗？ |
| [03:23.193] | 哎！你……你叩我！ |
| [03:25.362] | 王：啊？ |
| [03:25.988] | 马：你叩我，叩我行吗？ |
| [03:27.138] | 王：我叩你？我揍你！ 什么叫叩你？ |
| [03:31.918] | 马：叩头啊！叩头拜师啊！ |
| [03:33.512] | 来来来，算我徒弟，算…… |
| [03:36.202] | 王：等等…… |
| [03:37.195] | 马：来来…… |
| [03:39.494] | 王：哪儿的事儿！跑这儿来拉徒弟来了？你看看 |
| [03:42.080] | 马：没徒弟啊！ |
| [03:42.942] | 王：你没徒弟啊？你先别忙，你教徒弟？ |
| [03:48.584] | 我拜你为老师，我跟你学什么？ |
| [03:50.726] | 你有什么学问？我学什么呀？ |
| [03:53.391] | 马：学啊…… |
| [03:53.992] | 王：学什么？ |
| [03:54.906] | 马：你看看！ |
| [03:56.735] | 王：我看看？ |
| [03:57.884] | 马：学什么都行啊，学……你需要的吧！ |
| [04:00.522] | 王：哦，我需要的多了 |
| [04:02.534] | 马：你说，你学什么吧？天文，地理…… |
| [04:04.075] | 王：哎！ |
| [04:04.597] | 马：数学！ |
| [04:06.191] | 王：哎！ |
| [04:06.740] | 马：化学…… |
| [04:07.184] | 王：哎！ |
| [04:07.602] | 马：物理化…… |
| [04:08.490] | 王：这都学？ |
| [04:09.273] | 马：哎，历史…… |
| [04:10.971] | 王： 学！ |
| [04:11.990] | 马：古典文学，诗词歌赋，说学逗唱，音乐舞蹈…… |
| [04:15.882] | 王：哎！ |
| [04:16.457] | 马：煎炒烹炸，焖炖溜熬，缝洗浆作，看孩子做饭…… |
| [04:21.394] | 王：这叫什么学问那？你说说！ |
| [04:23.458] | 马：你瞧！ 学问呐！ |
| [04:24.947] | 王：啊，学问？我上您那儿学看孩子做饭？ |
| [04:27.585] | 马：练达人情皆学问嘛！生活知识嘛！ |
| [04:30.197] | 王：哦…… |
| [04:31.112] | 马： 你需要学什么？ |
| [04:32.183] | 你找我吧，没我不知道的！ |
| [04:35.135] | 王：你啊？ |
| [04:35.788] | 马：哎！认字儿多，知道事儿多! |
| [04:38.217] | 王：啊？ |
| [04:38.844] | 马：别的没有啊，知道事儿多点！ |
| [04:40.620] | 王：知道事儿多！ |
| [04:43.990] | 马：知道事儿多点儿，有人管我叫马大学问 |
| [04:46.472] | 王：马大学问？ |
| [04:47.726] | 马：嗳！我走在街上，一看 |
| [04:49.006] | “嗳！马大……马大学问！ |
| [04:51.879] | 王：噢？ |
| [04:52.428] | 马：“马大学问！”外号“活字典”！ |
| [04:55.275] | 王：活字典？ |
| [04:57.260] | 马：我！人家给送的外号！ |
| [04:58.802] | 王：怎么个活字典？ |
| [05:00.343] | 马：活字典！你有不认得字儿，你找我！ |
| [05:02.694] | 王：找你干嘛？ |
| [05:03.765] | 马：告诉你啊念什么！ |
| [05:04.940] | 不认得，告诉你这念什么甭查字典！ |
| [05:09.224] | 王：哎呦！ |
| [05:10.374] | 马：有我，就活字…… |
| [05:11.628] | 你提笔忘字，不会写 ，找我！ |
| [05:13.744] | 告诉你，怎么写！ |
| [05:15.363] | 王：哎呀！有学问！ |
| [05:17.061] | 马：嗳！ |
| [05:17.714] | 王：那您一定看的书多 |
| [05:19.595] | 马：哎！对了 |
| [05:20.379] | 王：是吧？ |
| [05:21.136] | 马：对了！ |
| [05:21.789] | 王：有学问！ |
| [05:22.808] | 马：这肚子里没别的，念的书太多了 |
| [05:24.611] | 王：啊？ |
| [05:25.446] | 马：你听听啊，嘣嘣的 |
| [05:28.999] | 念的书！这里没别的 |
| [05:30.671] | 王：什么呀这里？ |
| [05:31.533] | 马：都是书啊！ |
| [05:32.238] | 王：啊？ |
| [05:32.708] | 马：都书，你看吧，都看出我来了 |
| [05:35.373] | 你摸摸，你摸摸 |
| [05:38.064] | 王：摸？ |
| [05:38.638] | 马：摸！ |
| [05:39.135] | 王：摸…… |
| [05:39.579] | 马：使劲！ |
| [05:40.597] | 王：哎哟，摸什么呀这个？ |
| [05:41.956] | 马：摸呀！ |
| [05:42.583] | 王：好！跟搓板儿一样啊！ |
| [05:45.561] | 一个棱儿，一个棱儿的 |
| [05:49.531] | 马：这叫一棱儿一棱儿的？ |
| [05:50.942] | 王：啊？ |
| [05:51.464] | 马：一本儿一本儿的！ |
| [05:53.763] | 王：一本儿一本儿的？ |
| [05:54.547] | 马：嗳！ |
| [05:55.017] | 王：就这么硌手？ |
| [05:56.637] | 马：硌手啊？精装的！ |
| [06:00.006] | 王：精装的？ |
| [06:00.738] | 马：嗳！ |
| [06:01.495] | 王：嘿嘿，我摸不出来，您这…… |
| [06:03.455] | 马：摸呀！看哪！ |
| [06:04.395] | 王：看什么？ |
| [06:05.988] | 马：看这意思 |
| [06:07.112] | 王：看你不就这模样吗？ |
| [06:08.575] | 马：学问呐！ |
| [06:09.123] | 王：啊！学问？ |
| [06:10.064] | 马：听哪 ，听 |
| [06:11.422] | 王：听也听不出来 |
| [06:12.650] | 马：怎么听不出来？你听这意思哪！ |
| [06:14.583] | 王：什么呀？ |
| [06:15.262] | 马：言谈文雅，举止大方 |
| [06:17.482] | 未语先笑，代客煎药 |
| [06:19.206] | 王：噢……药铺！药铺！还代客煎药？ |
| [06:23.438] | 马：谁药……谁药铺？ |
| [06:25.685] | 王：你说的！代客煎药！ |
| [06:26.991] | 马：这句没有用，这是个配句儿 |
| [06:30.935] | 王：嘿！没听说过 ！ |
| [06:32.973] | 谁说话还有配句儿，衬句儿？ |
| [06:35.690] | 马：你不懂语法，语法修辞不…… |
| [06:38.224] | 主语，谓语啊！ |
| [06:39.295] | 王：哦 |
| [06:39.895] | 马：你呀！你好好你跟我待长了，你就知道了 |
| [06:43.265] | 王：哦，知道 |
| [06:44.127] | 马：我这点学问呐…… |
| [06:45.355] | 嘿嘿，咱说膀的力的啊…… |
| [06:48.934] | 王：哎！哎！ |
| [06:49.796] | 马：我呀…… |
| [06:50.553] | 王：等等……膀的力的？ |
| [06:53.087] | 嗨嗨，就冲您这词汇，您就不像有学问的人 |
| [06:58.886] | 那大学毕业，坐在一块儿： |
| [07:00.976] | 咱说膀的力的啊！有这句话吗？ |
| [07:04.294] | 马：跟你转文，我用得着吗？ |
| [07:05.966] | 我跟你转文，我用得着吗？我？ |
| [07:08.160] | 跟你可不就这个吗？我就大学毕业 |
| [07:10.746] | 王：你呀？ |
| [07:11.713] | 马：这不前些天，前些天 |
| [07:13.306] | 这不是南开大学，找我吗？ |
| [07:16.206] | 王：找你干嘛？！ |
| [07:17.015] | 马：让我讲那个鸦片战争 那一段儿 |
| [07:20.385] | 王：噢 |
| [07:21.038] | 马：近代史，就道光年鸦片战争那会儿……讲…… |
| [07:23.807] | 让我当个——副教授！ |
| [07:25.218] | 王：啊？ |
| [07:26.263] | 马：请我…… |
| [07:26.733] | 王：副教授？好啊！ |
| [07:28.196] | 马：好什么？我一听我就火了 |
| [07:29.842] | 王：啊， |
| [07:30.390] | 马：教授，还来个副……副教…… |
| [07:33.237] | 还加个副字儿 |
| [07:34.100] | 王：啊 |
| [07:34.883] | 马：我连理都没理他！ |
| [07:37.887] | 王：嚯！ |
| [07:39.533] | 马：还给我来个副教授！ |
| [07:40.970] | 我夹大衣我就……夹着皮大衣我走啊 |
| [07:43.974] | 王：哎！哎！哎！什么？ |
| [07:45.515] | 皮大衣？这么热的天，你还夹皮大衣？ |
| [07:48.780] | 马：我没有别的，我就一皮大衣 |
| [07:50.060] | 王：嗬！成啊！您……您撂家吧！ |
| [07:54.083] | 马：白天不穿！ |
| [07:54.971] | 王：干嘛还白天啊？晚上也别用！ |
| [07:56.904] | 马：晚上盖！ |
| [07:59.177] | 王：盖那干嘛？ |
| [08:00.326] | 马：我就研究那个古典文学！ |
| [08:02.129] | 王：噢 |
| [08:02.782] | 马：历史，古典文学，诗词歌赋 |
| [08:05.081] | 王：噢， |
| [08:05.734] | 马：《古文释义》，《古文观止》，看过吗？ |
| [08:08.033] | 我给你念点儿？我给您背点儿？我给您讲点儿？ |
| [08:11.115] | 王：这都成？ |
| [08:11.977] | 马：诗词歌赋……《唐诗三百首》我能背！ |
| [08:14.485] | 王：嘿！ |
| [08:15.713] | 马：《千家诗》，《毛主席诗词》 |
| [08:17.489] | 你说吧！哪段？我都会！ |
| [08:19.135] | 王：嘿！ |
| [08:19.892] | 马：我没事，我尽写啊！ |
| [08:21.094] | 王：噢 |
| [08:21.721] | 马：《清平乐》啊、《卜算子》啊、《忆秦娥》，《满江红》 |
| [08:25.561] | 王：恩！ |
| [08:26.214] | 马：《西江月》…… |
| [08:26.971] | 我最近，我不是写了几首《西江月》吗？ |
| [08:29.584] | 王：谁呀？ |
| [08:30.864] | 马：我！我……我……我写的！ |
| [08:33.659] | 王：你写了几首《西江月》？ |
| [08:36.349] | 马：嗳！对了 |
| [08:38.047] | 王：以什么为题啊？ |
| [08:39.510] | 马：就以现在当前咱们国家各个方面的形势大好 |
| [08:42.932] | 在党的十二大精神鼓舞下，各个行业都发挥了冲天的干劲 |
| [08:49.593] | 王：是啊？ |
| [08:50.482] | 马：我写得不行 |
| [08:51.317] | 王：太好了！ |
| [08:52.075] | 马：我写的不好，我这词句粗糙，你笑话 |
| [08:54.426] | 王：不笑话！ |
| [08:55.575] | 马：你笑话！ |
| [08:56.202] | 王：哎！我不笑话人！ |
| [08:57.273] | 马：不笑话？ |
| [08:57.796] | 王：我还学习呢！ |
| [08:58.736] | 马：哎，你看看，我写这个啊…… |
| [09:01.949] | 王：哎？怎么从这出来了？ |
| [09:05.633] | 马：我给你拿去，在……在我皮大衣里 |
| [09:08.558] | 王：哎！别拿 ，别拿，别拿！ |
| [09:11.353] | 马：我给你拿去，你看看 |
| [09:12.320] | 王：不是你写的吗？你在这给我念念，我听听就成！ |
| [09:15.873] | 马：念念？ |
| [09:17.231] | 王：哎，就在这儿念念 |
| [09:18.119] | 马：我念念《西江月》？ |
| [09:19.347] | 王：哎！ |
| [09:19.869] | 马：你听听？ |
| [09:20.522] | 王：啊！ |
| [09:21.045] | 马：行！走，咱找没人的地方，没人的地方念去 |
| [09:27.941] | 王：干嘛？没人的地方念干嘛？在这儿念！ |
| [09:35.151] | 马：不在这儿念 |
| [09:35.908] | 王：怎么啦？ |
| [09:37.345] | 马：怕人听见，怕人听见 |
| [09:39.748] | 王：怕人听见？ |
| [09:41.002] | 咱们说这一段就为让大家听见 |
| [09:44.607] | 马：哦，说这就让大家听见？ |
| [09:46.044] | 王：对了！ |
| [09:46.802] | 马：我不知道啊 |
| [09:47.637] | 王：好嘛，还糊涂！ |
| [09:49.518] | 马：哦，就为让人听见，他们没告诉我啊？ |
| [09:52.601] | 我……我念念，我念念这个《西江月》啊 |
| [10:00.777] | 头一句啊，“党十二大召开” |
| [10:05.218] | 头一句是六个字 |
| [10:06.994] | 王：哦？六个字一句？ |
| [10:09.032] | 马：不是，也不是准六个字一句 |
| [10:11.226] | 王：哦 ， |
| [10:11.879] | 马：《西江月》的句子是“六六七六”， |
| [10:14.308] | 王：怎么叫“六六七六”？ |
| [10:15.824] | 马：六个字，六个字，七个字，六个字 |
| [10:18.671] | 王：噢 |
| [10:19.376] | 马：六个字，六个字，七个字，六个字 |
| [10:22.041] | 反正第三句是七个字，这叫“六六七六” |
| [10:25.384] | 王：是 |
| [10:25.907] | 马：要是“四五七六”呢，那就是《清平乐》 |
| [10:28.153] | 王：明白了 |
| [10:29.042] | 马：好，我念念啊 |
| [10:30.740] | 王：好，好 |
| [10:31.340] | 马：我念念《西江月》听听啊 |
| [10:32.516] | 王：嗳嗳 |
| [10:35.912] | 马：听啊，《西江月》 |
| [10:40.274] | 王：啊 |
| [10:43.357] | 马：……真舍不得念！ |
| [10:44.924] | 王：嗨！这有什么舍不得？ |
| [10:48.215]马：[马凑到王耳边] | …… |
| [10:48.921] | 王：你嘀咕什么？这没有嘀咕的，您站这儿念！ |
| [10:53.727] | 马：党十二大召开，人民喜悦欢腾 |
| [11:00.153] | 王：都喜欢 |
| [11:01.329] | 马：形势大好乘东风，国家繁荣昌盛 |
| [11:07.128] | 王：不错 |
| [11:08.199] | 马：社会主义中国，日益欣欣向荣 |
| [11:13.502] | 好似旭日在东升，照耀美好远景 |
| [11:19.693] | 王：不错 |
| [11:20.764] | 马：宣传五讲四美，提倡美好心灵 |
| [11:26.302] | 文明礼貌讲卫生，整顿市容环境 |
| [11:32.206] | 王：对！ |
| [11:33.303] | 马：知识分子政策，党的伟大英明 |
| [11:38.449] | 极左思潮全肃清，切实拨乱反正 |
| [11:45.659] | 加强安定团结，有利四化进行 |
| [11:50.779] | 生产直线往上升，干劲越来越猛 |
| [11:56.682] | 王：就是 |
| [11:57.623] | 马：实行交通法规，减少车祸发生 |
| [12:02.900] | 骑车如果闯红灯，罚钱别怪民警！ |
| [12:09.091] | 王：那怨谁？ |
| [12:10.919] | 马：党员干部同志，全心全意为公 |
| [12:15.856] | 整顿党风扫歪风，亿万人民歌颂 |
| [12:21.812] | 王：对！ |
| [12:22.648] | 马：中国地大物博，资源丰富无穷 |
| [12:27.428] | 在哪儿开采都现成，足够万年使用 |
| [12:32.548] | 王：有的是！ |
| [12:33.750] | 马：油田煤矿普遍，森林树木山峰 |
| [12:38.687] | 金银锡铁钨锰铜，自己就往外拱 |
| [12:43.990] | 王：嚯！ |
| [12:45.557] | 马：工业科学发展，坚持自力更生 |
| [12:50.547] | 有所创造有发明，世界各国震动！ |
| [12:55.562] | 王：对！ |
| [12:56.398] | 马：农业因地制宜，发展多种经营 |
| [13:02.015] | 联产计酬一实行，产量超出一等！ |
| [13:06.769] | 王：是 |
| [13:07.605] | 马：一心为了四化，满腔热血沸腾 |
| [13:12.333] | 人人心心向北京，拥护中央决定 |
| [13:17.479] | 王：对 |
| [13:18.289] | 马：发展文化艺术，提高创作水平 |
| [13:23.618] | 热情歌唱工农兵，词句通俗易懂 |
| [13:28.973] | 王：对！ |
| [13:29.809] | 马：西皮二黄京戏，青衣花脸老生 |
| [13:35.739] | 唱打念翻做表情，基本功要过硬！ |
| [13:40.702] | 王：当然！ |
| [13:41.642] | 马：河北梆子剧种 |
| [13:43.053] | 王：怎么样？ |
| [13:43.889] | 马；唱腔确实好听 |
| [13:46.580] | 王：是啊？ |
| [13:47.259] | 马：评戏更是受欢迎 |
| [13:49.740] | 王：啊！ |
| [13:50.498] | 马：高门大嗓真冲！ |
| [13:52.431] | 王：嗓子好 |
| [13:53.319] | 马：各省地方戏剧，风格流派不同 |
| [13:58.152] | 取长补短精又精，腔调改革新颖 |
| [14:03.167] | 王：不错 |
| [14:03.846] | 马：歌剧话剧舞蹈，唱歌男声女声 |
| [14:08.784] | 王：全有 |
| [14:09.672] | 马：高音中音二重声，掌握音律要领 |
| [14:14.531] | 王：是啊？ |
| [14:15.340] | 马：大鼓坠子单弦，京韵梅花京东 |
| [14:21.427] | 王：你听 |
| [14:22.184] | 马：西河梨花有乐亭，鼓点嘣嘣嘣嘣 |
| [14:27.148] | 王：呦呵！ |
| [14:28.271] | 马：再说大擂拉戏，排练须下苦功 |
| [14:31.876] | 王：当然！ |
| [14:32.816] | 马：有味没字儿一哼哼，模仿就像真景 |
| [14:38.406] | 王：跟真的一样 |
| [14:39.425] | 马：杂技凭耍变练，双杠爬竿儿高空 |
| [14:43.971] | 王：武的 |
| [14:44.728] | 马：单轮儿骑车钢丝绳，最悬木桩大顶！ |
| [14:50.501] | 王：是悬！ |
| [14:51.442] | 马：万般总而一论，最好还是相声 |
| [14:57.215] | 王：相声？ |
| [14:57.972] | 马：雅俗共赏都爱听，喜闻乐见曲种 |
| [15:03.223] | 王：不错 |
| [15:04.033] | 马：工人师傅听我，生产超额完成 |
| [15:07.951] | 王：嘿！ |
| [15:08.839] | 马：月月做到满堂红，评奖你拿头等 |
| [15:13.202] | 王：嚯！ |
| [15:14.769] | 马：农民社员同志，来听我说相声 |
| [15:18.792] | 王：听一段？ |
| [15:19.602] | 马：粮棉油料好收成，蔬菜增加品种！ |
| [15:24.460] | 王：您听听！ |
| [15:25.322] | 马：解放军的战士，个个学习雷锋 |
| [15:28.901] | 王：不错 |
| [15:29.659] | 马：保卫祖国立新功，练好杀敌本领！ |
| [15:33.969] | 王；嘿！ |
| [15:34.622] | 马：学生常来听我，学习更加用功 |
| [15:39.428] | 王：当然 |
| [15:40.212] | 马：跳级升学第一名，作业一贯优等 |
| [15:44.679] | 王：越学越好！ |
| [15:45.698] | 马：商业财贸系统，各位姐妹弟兄 |
| [15:50.609] | 服务态度真热情，顾客表扬尊敬 |
| [15:56.251] | 王：是 |
| [15:57.531] | 马：街道妇女同志，把我相声来听 |
| [16:02.024] | 王：来听啊 |
| [16:02.886] | 马：管理治安查卫生，注意健康没病！ |
| [16:07.458] | 王：嘿！ |
| [16:08.346] | 马：老年退休人员，别忘听我相声 |
| [16:12.578] | 王：常来着点儿 |
| [16:13.597] | 马：老当益壮更年轻，以乐幸福晚景！ |
| [16:17.881] | 王：对！ |
| [16:18.612] | 马：有人初次听我 |
| [16:20.415] | 王：头一回！ |
| [16:21.146] | 马：夸我与众不同 |
| [16:22.713] | 王：是啊？ |
| [16:23.366] | 马：相貌好像大学生 |
| [16:25.665] | 王：就这个？ |
| [16:27.128] | 马：问我家乡贵姓 |
| [16:29.009] | 王：在哪儿住？ |
| [16:29.897] | 马：姓马名叫三立，出生原籍北京 |
| [16:35.252] | 一九一六属大龙，九十二斤体重 |
| [16:39.797] | 王：嗨！谁问你分量！ |
| [16:42.619] | 马：夸我艺术高超 |
| [16:43.899] | 王：高超！ |
| [16:44.787] | 马：可配专家名称 |
| [16:46.406] | 王：这是专家？ |
| [16:47.582] | 马：评奖应得前几名，奖金马上就领！ |
| [16:52.310] | 王：这就领奖啊？ |
| [16:53.538] | 马：有人评论凤山 |
| [16:54.844] | 王：哦，还有我？ |
| [16:55.915] | 马：相貌可气可憎 |
| [16:58.919] | 缺少文化糊涂虫，简直任嘛不懂 |
| [17:05.032] | 整天混吃闷睡，艺术一无所能 |
| [17:09.838] | 尽出洋相人来疯，纯粹大个饭桶！ |
| [17:15.011] | 王：我啊！ |
| [00:09.365] | ma: kan jian mei you? |
| [00:10.958] | wang: a? |
| [00:12.735] | ma: kan jian le ma? |
| [00:13.988] | wang: kan shen me? |
| [00:17.881] | ma: zhe jiu shi guan zhong dui yan yuan de ai dai |
| [00:21.877] | wang: ke bu! |
| [00:22.948] | ma: yan yuan yao dui guan zhong de zun jing |
| [00:25.717] | wei shi me mei ge yan yuan shang tai yao ju ge gong, jing ge li a? |
| [00:29.427] | wang: a? |
| [00:31.360] | ma: de zui shui le? pei ge bu shi? |
| [00:32.953] | wang: mei you |
| [00:35.174] | ma: bu shi |
| [00:36.114] | zhe ge huan ying ni men lai, xiang guan zhong wen hao |
| [00:38.413] | ai ya! ni men dou lai le, ni men hao a! |
| [00:40.868] | zhe jiu jiu xin li hua, bu shuo le |
| [00:43.115] | wang: ai |
| [00:43.899] | ma: ju ge gong, biao shi xiang guan zhong wen hao! |
| [00:46.955] | wang: ai li mao |
| [00:48.026] | ma: ju gong ma! yan su ren zhen, gui gui ju ju, yao ju gong 45 du |
| [00:52.101] | wang: huo! |
| [00:54.504] | ma: tai tou, kan guan zhong |
| [00:56.568] | wang: o |
| [00:57.352] | ma: wei shi me kan kan ne? |
| [00:58.527] | gei shui jing li ne? gei ni men ju gong a! |
| [01:02.237] | jiu dou de kan, dou kan dao le, quan you |
| [01:06.364] | you shui suan shui, yi ge pao bu liao! |
| [01:07.931] | wang: huo! |
| [01:11.588] | ma: zhe ju gong yao ren zhen, yao di tou, zai tai tou |
| [01:17.414] | zai ju gong de shi hou bu yao tai tou |
| [01:19.556] | wang: ju gong |
| [01:19.948] | ma: na shi bu yao kan |
| [01:20.836] | wang: o |
| [01:22.011] | ma: |
| [01:27.471] | wang: zhe shi ju gong a? |
| [01:28.594] | ma: za ji tuan, ding wan! |
| [01:29.665] | wang: hao ma! |
| [01:33.505] | ma: cong qian you ju hua ma, wei zeng xue yi xian xue li! |
| [01:36.927] | wang: dui! |
| [01:37.920] | ma: ren jiang li yi wei xian, shu jiang zhi ye wei yuan |
| [01:40.924] | wang: en! |
| [01:41.917] | ma: zan men zhong guo ma shi li yi zhi bang de da guo |
| [01:44.895] | wai guo ren dou pei fu zan men zhong guo jiang jiu li mao |
| [01:47.951] | wang: dui! |
| [01:48.891] | ma: shi nian dong luan de shi hou, na jiu bu dong shen me jiao li mao le |
| [01:52.078] | shen me jiao zhang bei r, shen me jiao lao shi le |
| [01:54.612] | wang: ai! |
| [01:55.448] | ma: shen me jiao ling dao, man bu dong |
| [01:58.635] | " jing ren zhe, ren heng jing zhi" ma! zhe bu shi" si shu" shang you ma? |
| [02:02.266] | wang o |
| [02:03.729] | ma: shen me jiao" si shu"" wu jing" a? |
| [02:06.132] | wang: a! |
| [02:06.785] | ma:" si shu"" wu jing" shi shen me? |
| [02:08.039] | wang: shen me? |
| [02:08.692] | ma: nian guo ma?" si shu"" wu jing"? |
| [02:10.808] | " si shu": da xue zhong yong shang lun yu xia lun yu shang meng zi xia meng zi zhe liu ben er |
| [02:16.111] | zhe shi zhe jiao" si shu" |
| [02:17.574] | wang: o! |
| [02:18.122] | ma:" wu jing" a |
| [02:18.566] | jiu shi shi jing shu jing yi jing a |
| [02:20.552] | li ji, chun qiu a |
| [02:21.780] | ni nian guo ma? bei guo zhe ge ma? |
| [02:23.138] | wang: na er? wo bei guo? mei nian guo! |
| [02:25.881] | ma: nian na! |
| [02:26.638] | wang: a? bu cheng! |
| [02:27.526] | ma: wo jie gei ni, ni kan kan |
| [02:28.754] | wang: nin beng jie, jie wo ye bu ren shi, wo xiao xue bi ye! |
| [02:33.012] | ma: na na er xing a? |
| [02:34.109] | wang: nian guo yu wen a, suan shu a, jiao ke shu |
| [02:37.296] | ma: ai ya, wen hua shui ping tai di le ! |
| [02:41.450] | wang: ke bu! |
| [02:42.547] | ma tai di le! |
| [02:43.331] | wang: ai |
| [02:43.853] | ma: zhe zen me xing a? ni ke yao hao hao jia qiang xue xi a! |
| [02:46.883] | wang: ai! |
| [02:47.406] | ma: wen hua xue xi nu ba jin ba! |
| [02:48.581] | wang: ai, ai |
| [02:49.339] | ma: zhao wo qu! you shi jian ma? |
| [02:50.932] | wang: o, zhao nin? |
| [02:51.690] | ma: you shi jian dao wo na er qu |
| [02:52.604] | wang: a! |
| [02:53.153] | ma: a?! wo gei ni fu dao fu dao! |
| [02:55.504] | wang: hao hao hao |
| [02:56.287] | ma: a! |
| [02:57.149] | wang: wo you shi jian shang nin na er qu! hai de qiu nin duo zhi jiao! |
| [03:01.486] | ma: ai ! zhe wo ai ting! |
| [03:03.680] | wang: a, ai ting |
| [03:04.437] | ma: zhi jiao! dui! wo ying dang hao hao jiao xun jiao xun ni |
| [03:07.572] | wang: huo! |
| [03:09.270] | ma: ai wo zhi jiao zhi jiao ma! |
| [03:11.229] | zhe shi dui de, wo hen xi huan zhe yang de ren |
| [03:13.815] | a, wo ke yi bang zhu ni, ni a suan wo tu di! |
| [03:16.715] | wang: en? |
| [03:17.368] | ma: ai! ni suan wo mo shou guo tu di ai! |
| [03:19.536] | ni shuo wo zhe me da ge zi, mei ren bai guo wo, mei ren |
| [03:21.626] | wo mei tu di, ni suan wo tu di xing ma? |
| [03:23.193] | ai! ni ni kou wo! |
| [03:25.362] | wang: a? |
| [03:25.988] | ma: ni kou wo, kou wo xing ma? |
| [03:27.138] | wang: wo kou ni? wo zou ni! shen me jiao kou ni? |
| [03:31.918] | ma: kou tou a! kou tou bai shi a! |
| [03:33.512] | lai lai lai, suan wo tu di, suan |
| [03:36.202] | wang: deng deng |
| [03:37.195] | ma: lai lai |
| [03:39.494] | wang: na er de shi er! pao zhe er lai la tu di lai le? ni kan kan |
| [03:42.080] | ma: mei tu di a! |
| [03:42.942] | wang: ni mei tu di a? ni xian bie mang, ni jiao tu di? |
| [03:48.584] | wo bai ni wei lao shi, wo gen ni xue shen me? |
| [03:50.726] | ni you shen me xue wen? wo xue shen me ya? |
| [03:53.391] | ma: xue a |
| [03:53.992] | wang: xue shen me? |
| [03:54.906] | ma: ni kan kan! |
| [03:56.735] | wang: wo kan kan? |
| [03:57.884] | ma: xue shen me dou xing a, xue ni xu yao de ba! |
| [04:00.522] | wang: o, wo xu yao de duo le |
| [04:02.534] | ma: ni shuo, ni xue shen me ba? tian wen, di li |
| [04:04.075] | wang: ai! |
| [04:04.597] | ma: shu xue! |
| [04:06.191] | wang: ai! |
| [04:06.740] | ma: hua xue |
| [04:07.184] | wang: ai! |
| [04:07.602] | ma: wu li hua |
| [04:08.490] | wang: zhe dou xue? |
| [04:09.273] | ma: ai, li shi |
| [04:10.971] | wang: xue! |
| [04:11.990] | ma: gu dian wen xue, shi ci ge fu, shuo xue dou chang, yin yue wu dao |
| [04:15.882] | wang: ai! |
| [04:16.457] | ma: jian chao peng zha, men dun liu ao, feng xi jiang zuo, kan hai zi zuo fan |
| [04:21.394] | wang: zhe jiao shen me xue wen na? ni shuo shuo! |
| [04:23.458] | ma: ni qiao! xue wen na! |
| [04:24.947] | wang: a, xue wen? wo shang nin na er xue kan hai zi zuo fan? |
| [04:27.585] | ma: lian da ren qing jie xue wen ma! sheng huo zhi shi ma! |
| [04:30.197] | wang: o |
| [04:31.112] | ma: ni xu yao xue shen me? |
| [04:32.183] | ni zhao wo ba, mei wo bu zhi dao de! |
| [04:35.135] | wang: ni a? |
| [04:35.788] | ma: ai! ren zi er duo, zhi dao shi er duo! |
| [04:38.217] | wang: a? |
| [04:38.844] | ma: bie de mei you a, zhi dao shi er duo dian! |
| [04:40.620] | wang: zhi dao shi er duo! |
| [04:43.990] | ma: zhi dao shi er duo dian er, you ren guan wo jiao ma da xue wen |
| [04:46.472] | wang: ma da xue wen? |
| [04:47.726] | ma: ai! wo zou zai jie shang, yi kan |
| [04:49.006] | " ai! ma da ma da xue wen! |
| [04:51.879] | wang: o? |
| [04:52.428] | ma:" ma da xue wen!" wai hao" huo zi dian"! |
| [04:55.275] | wang: huo zi dian? |
| [04:57.260] | ma: wo! ren jia gei song de wai hao! |
| [04:58.802] | wang: zen me ge huo zi dian? |
| [05:00.343] | ma: huo zi dian! ni you bu ren de zi er, ni zhao wo! |
| [05:02.694] | wang: zhao ni gan ma? |
| [05:03.765] | ma: gao su ni a nian shen me! |
| [05:04.940] | bu ren de, gao su ni zhe nian shen me beng cha zi dian! |
| [05:09.224] | wang: ai you! |
| [05:10.374] | ma: you wo, jiu huo zi |
| [05:11.628] | ni ti bi wang zi, bu hui xie , zhao wo! |
| [05:13.744] | gao su ni, zen me xie! |
| [05:15.363] | wang: ai ya! you xue wen! |
| [05:17.061] | ma: ai! |
| [05:17.714] | wang: na nin yi ding kan de shu duo |
| [05:19.595] | ma: ai! dui le |
| [05:20.379] | wang: shi ba? |
| [05:21.136] | ma: dui le! |
| [05:21.789] | wang: you xue wen! |
| [05:22.808] | ma: zhe du zi li mei bie de, nian de shu tai duo le |
| [05:24.611] | wang: a? |
| [05:25.446] | ma: ni ting ting a, beng beng de |
| [05:28.999] | nian de shu! zhe li mei bie de |
| [05:30.671] | wang: shen me ya zhe li? |
| [05:31.533] | ma: dou shi shu a! |
| [05:32.238] | wang: a? |
| [05:32.708] | ma: dou shu, ni kan ba, dou kan chu wo lai le |
| [05:35.373] | ni mo mo, ni mo mo |
| [05:38.064] | wang: mo? |
| [05:38.638] | ma: mo! |
| [05:39.135] | wang: mo |
| [05:39.579] | ma: shi jin! |
| [05:40.597] | wang: ai yo, mo shen me ya zhe ge? |
| [05:41.956] | ma: mo ya! |
| [05:42.583] | wang: hao! gen cuo ban er yi yang a! |
| [05:45.561] | yi ge leng er, yi ge leng er de |
| [05:49.531] | ma: zhe jiao yi leng er yi leng er de? |
| [05:50.942] | wang: a? |
| [05:51.464] | ma: yi ben er yi ben er de! |
| [05:53.763] | wang: yi ben er yi ben er de? |
| [05:54.547] | ma: ai! |
| [05:55.017] | wang: jiu zhe me ge shou? |
| [05:56.637] | ma: ge shou a? jing zhuang de! |
| [06:00.006] | wang: jing zhuang de? |
| [06:00.738] | ma: ai! |
| [06:01.495] | wang: hei hei, wo mo bu chu lai, nin zhe |
| [06:03.455] | ma: mo ya! kan na! |
| [06:04.395] | wang: kan shen me? |
| [06:05.988] | ma: kan zhe yi si |
| [06:07.112] | wang: kan ni bu jiu zhe mu yang ma? |
| [06:08.575] | ma: xue wen na! |
| [06:09.123] | wang: a! xue wen? |
| [06:10.064] | ma: ting na , ting |
| [06:11.422] | wang: ting ye ting bu chu lai |
| [06:12.650] | ma: zen me ting bu chu lai? ni ting zhe yi si na! |
| [06:14.583] | wang: shen me ya? |
| [06:15.262] | ma: yan tan wen ya, ju zhi da fang |
| [06:17.482] | wei yu xian xiao, dai ke jian yao |
| [06:19.206] | wang: o yao pu! yao pu! hai dai ke jian yao? |
| [06:23.438] | ma: shui yao shui yao pu? |
| [06:25.685] | wang: ni shuo de! dai ke jian yao! |
| [06:26.991] | ma: zhe ju mei you yong, zhe shi ge pei ju er |
| [06:30.935] | wang: hei! mei ting shuo guo ! |
| [06:32.973] | shui shuo hua hai you pei ju er, chen ju er? |
| [06:35.690] | ma: ni bu dong yu fa, yu fa xiu ci bu |
| [06:38.224] | zhu yu, wei yu a! |
| [06:39.295] | wang: o |
| [06:39.895] | ma: ni ya! ni hao hao ni gen wo dai zhang le, ni jiu zhi dao le |
| [06:43.265] | wang: o, zhi dao |
| [06:44.127] | ma: wo zhe dian xue wen na |
| [06:45.355] | hei hei, zan shuo bang de li de a |
| [06:48.934] | wang: ai! ai! |
| [06:49.796] | ma: wo ya |
| [06:50.553] | wang: deng deng bang de li de? |
| [06:53.087] | hai hai, jiu chong nin zhe ci hui, nin jiu bu xiang you xue wen de ren |
| [06:58.886] | na da xue bi ye, zuo zai yi kuai er: |
| [07:00.976] | zan shuo bang de li de a! you zhe ju hua ma? |
| [07:04.294] | ma: gen ni zhuai wen, wo yong de zhao ma? |
| [07:05.966] | wo gen ni zhuai wen, wo yong de zhao ma? wo? |
| [07:08.160] | gen ni ke bu jiu zhe ge ma? wo jiu da xue bi ye |
| [07:10.746] | wang: ni ya? |
| [07:11.713] | ma: zhe bu qian xie tian, qian xie tian |
| [07:13.306] | zhe bu shi nan kai da xue, zhao wo ma? |
| [07:16.206] | wang: zhao ni gan ma?! |
| [07:17.015] | ma: rang wo jiang na ge ya pian zhan zheng na yi duan er |
| [07:20.385] | wang: o |
| [07:21.038] | ma: jin dai shi, jiu dao guang nian ya pian zhan zheng na hui er jiang |
| [07:23.807] | rang wo dang ge fu jiao shou! |
| [07:25.218] | wang: a? |
| [07:26.263] | ma: qing wo |
| [07:26.733] | wang: fu jiao shou? hao a! |
| [07:28.196] | ma: hao shen me? wo yi ting wo jiu huo le |
| [07:29.842] | wang: a, |
| [07:30.390] | ma: jiao shou, hai lai ge fu fu jiao |
| [07:33.237] | hai jia ge fu zi er |
| [07:34.100] | wang: a |
| [07:34.883] | ma: wo lian li dou mei li ta! |
| [07:37.887] | wang: huo! |
| [07:39.533] | ma: huan gei wo lai ge fu jiao shou! |
| [07:40.970] | wo jia da yi wo jiu jia zhe pi da yi wo zou a |
| [07:43.974] | wang: ai! ai! ai! shen me? |
| [07:45.515] | pi da yi? zhe me re de tian, ni hai jia pi da yi? |
| [07:48.780] | ma: wo mei you bie de, wo jiu yi pi da yi |
| [07:50.060] | wang: he! cheng a! nin nin liao jia ba! |
| [07:54.083] | ma: bai tian bu chuan! |
| [07:54.971] | wang: gan ma hai bai tian a? wan shang ye bie yong! |
| [07:56.904] | ma: wan shang gai! |
| [07:59.177] | wang: gai na gan ma? |
| [08:00.326] | ma: wo jiu yan jiu na ge gu dian wen xue! |
| [08:02.129] | wang: o |
| [08:02.782] | ma: li shi, gu dian wen xue, shi ci ge fu |
| [08:05.081] | wang: o, |
| [08:05.734] | ma: gu wen shi yi, gu wen guan zhi, kan guo ma? |
| [08:08.033] | wo gei ni nian dian er? wo gei nin bei dian er? wo gei nin jiang dian er? |
| [08:11.115] | wang: zhe dou cheng? |
| [08:11.977] | ma: shi ci ge fu tang shi san bai shou wo neng bei! |
| [08:14.485] | wang: hei! |
| [08:15.713] | ma: qian jia shi, mao zhu xi shi ci |
| [08:17.489] | ni shuo ba! na duan? wo dou hui! |
| [08:19.135] | wang: hei! |
| [08:19.892] | ma: wo mei shi, wo jin xie a! |
| [08:21.094] | wang: o |
| [08:21.721] | ma: qing ping le a bu suan zi a yi qin e, man jiang hong |
| [08:25.561] | wang: en! |
| [08:26.214] | ma: xi jiang yue |
| [08:26.971] | wo zui jin, wo bu shi xie le ji shou xi jiang yue ma? |
| [08:29.584] | wang: shui ya? |
| [08:30.864] | ma: wo! wo wo wo xie de! |
| [08:33.659] | wang: ni xie le ji shou xi jiang yue? |
| [08:36.349] | ma: ai! dui le |
| [08:38.047] | wang: yi shen me wei ti a? |
| [08:39.510] | ma: jiu yi xian zai dang qian zan men guo jia ge ge fang mian di xing shi da hao |
| [08:42.932] | zai dang de shi er da jing shen gu wu xia, ge ge hang ye dou fa hui le chong tian de gan jin |
| [08:49.593] | wang: shi a? |
| [08:50.482] | ma: wo xie de bu xing |
| [08:51.317] | wang: tai hao le! |
| [08:52.075] | ma: wo xie de bu hao, wo zhe ci ju cu cao, ni xiao hua |
| [08:54.426] | wang: bu xiao hua! |
| [08:55.575] | ma: ni xiao hua! |
| [08:56.202] | wang: ai! wo bu xiao hua ren! |
| [08:57.273] | ma: bu xiao hua? |
| [08:57.796] | wang: wo hai xue xi ne! |
| [08:58.736] | ma: ai, ni kan kan, wo xie zhe ge a |
| [09:01.949] | wang: ai? zen me cong zhe chu lai le? |
| [09:05.633] | ma: wo gei ni na qu, zai zai wo pi da yi li |
| [09:08.558] | wang: ai! bie na , bie na, bie na! |
| [09:11.353] | ma: wo gei ni na qu, ni kan kan |
| [09:12.320] | wang: bu shi ni xie de ma? ni zai zhe gei wo nian nian, wo ting ting jiu cheng! |
| [09:15.873] | ma: nian nian? |
| [09:17.231] | wang: ai, jiu zai zhe er nian nian |
| [09:18.119] | ma: wo nian nian xi jiang yue? |
| [09:19.347] | wang: ai! |
| [09:19.869] | ma: ni ting ting? |
| [09:20.522] | wang: a! |
| [09:21.045] | ma: xing! zou, zan zhao mei ren de di fang, mei ren de di fang nian qu |
| [09:27.941] | wang: gan ma? mei ren de di fang nian gan ma? zai zhe er nian! |
| [09:35.151] | ma: bu zai zhe er nian |
| [09:35.908] | wang: zen me la? |
| [09:37.345] | ma: pa ren ting jian, pa ren ting jian |
| [09:39.748] | wang: pa ren ting jian? |
| [09:41.002] | zan men shuo zhe yi duan jiu wei rang da jia ting jian |
| [09:44.607] | ma: o, shuo zhe jiu rang da jia ting jian? |
| [09:46.044] | wang: dui le! |
| [09:46.802] | ma: wo bu zhi dao a |
| [09:47.637] | wang: hao ma, hai hu tu! |
| [09:49.518] | ma: o, jiu wei rang ren ting jian, ta men mei gao su wo a? |
| [09:52.601] | wo wo nian nian, wo nian nian zhe ge xi jiang yue a |
| [10:00.777] | tou yi ju a," dang shi er da zhao kai" |
| [10:05.218] | tou yi ju shi liu ge zi |
| [10:06.994] | wang: o? liu ge zi yi ju? |
| [10:09.032] | ma: bu shi, ye bu shi zhun liu ge zi yi ju |
| [10:11.226] | wang: o , |
| [10:11.879] | ma: xi jiang yue de ju zi shi" liu liu qi liu", |
| [10:14.308] | wang: zen me jiao" liu liu qi liu"? |
| [10:15.824] | ma: liu ge zi, liu ge zi, qi ge zi, liu ge zi |
| [10:18.671] | wang: o |
| [10:19.376] | ma: liu ge zi, liu ge zi, qi ge zi, liu ge zi |
| [10:22.041] | fan zheng di san ju shi qi ge zi, zhe jiao" liu liu qi liu" |
| [10:25.384] | wang: shi |
| [10:25.907] | ma: yao shi" si wu qi liu" ne, na jiu shi qing ping le |
| [10:28.153] | wang: ming bai le |
| [10:29.042] | ma: hao, wo nian nian a |
| [10:30.740] | wang: hao, hao |
| [10:31.340] | ma: wo nian nian xi jiang yue ting ting a |
| [10:32.516] | wang: ai ai |
| [10:35.912] | ma: ting a, xi jiang yue |
| [10:40.274] | wang: a |
| [10:43.357] | ma: zhen she bu de nian! |
| [10:44.924] | wang: hai! zhe you shen me she bu de? |
| [10:48.215]马：[马凑到王耳边] | |
| [10:48.921] | wang: ni di gu shen me? zhe mei you di gu de, nin zhan zhe er nian! |
| [10:53.727] | ma: dang shi er da zhao kai, ren min xi yue huan teng |
| [11:00.153] | wang: dou xi huan |
| [11:01.329] | ma: xing shi da hao cheng dong feng, guo jia fan rong chang sheng |
| [11:07.128] | wang: bu cuo |
| [11:08.199] | ma: she hui zhu yi zhong guo, ri yi xin xin xiang rong |
| [11:13.502] | hao si xu ri zai dong sheng, zhao yao mei hao yuan jing |
| [11:19.693] | wang: bu cuo |
| [11:20.764] | ma: xuan chuan wu jiang si mei, ti chang mei hao xin ling |
| [11:26.302] | wen ming li mao jiang wei sheng, zheng dun shi rong huan jing |
| [11:32.206] | wang: dui! |
| [11:33.303] | ma: zhi shi fen zi zheng ce, dang de wei da ying ming |
| [11:38.449] | ji zuo si chao quan su qing, qie shi bo luan fan zheng |
| [11:45.659] | jia qiang an ding tuan jie, you li si hua jin xing |
| [11:50.779] | sheng chan zhi xian wang shang sheng, gan jin yue lai yue meng |
| [11:56.682] | wang: jiu shi |
| [11:57.623] | ma: shi xing jiao tong fa gui, jian shao che huo fa sheng |
| [12:02.900] | qi che ru guo chuang hong deng, fa qian bie guai min jing! |
| [12:09.091] | wang: na yuan shui? |
| [12:10.919] | ma: dang yuan gan bu tong zhi, quan xin quan yi wei gong |
| [12:15.856] | zheng dun dang feng sao wai feng, yi wan ren min ge song |
| [12:21.812] | wang: dui! |
| [12:22.648] | ma: zhong guo di da wu bo, zi yuan feng fu wu qiong |
| [12:27.428] | zai na er kai cai dou xian cheng, zu gou wan nian shi yong |
| [12:32.548] | wang: you de shi! |
| [12:33.750] | ma: you tian mei kuang pu bian, sen lin shu mu shan feng |
| [12:38.687] | jin yin xi tie wu meng tong, zi ji jiu wang wai gong |
| [12:43.990] | wang: huo! |
| [12:45.557] | ma: gong ye ke xue fa zhan, jian chi zi li geng sheng |
| [12:50.547] | you suo chuang zao you fa ming, shi jie ge guo zhen dong! |
| [12:55.562] | wang: dui! |
| [12:56.398] | ma: nong ye yin di zhi yi, fa zhan duo zhong jing ying |
| [13:02.015] | lian chan ji chou yi shi xing, chan liang chao chu yi deng! |
| [13:06.769] | wang: shi |
| [13:07.605] | ma: yi xin wei le si hua, man qiang re xue fei teng |
| [13:12.333] | ren ren xin xin xiang bei jing, yong hu zhong yang jue ding |
| [13:17.479] | wang: dui |
| [13:18.289] | ma: fa zhan wen hua yi shu, ti gao chuang zuo shui ping |
| [13:23.618] | re qing ge chang gong nong bing, ci ju tong su yi dong |
| [13:28.973] | wang: dui! |
| [13:29.809] | ma: xi pi er huang jing xi, qing yi hua lian lao sheng |
| [13:35.739] | chang da nian fan zuo biao qing, ji ben gong yao guo ying! |
| [13:40.702] | wang: dang ran! |
| [13:41.642] | ma: he bei bang zi ju zhong |
| [13:43.053] | wang: zen me yang? |
| [13:43.889] | ma chang qiang que shi hao ting |
| [13:46.580] | wang: shi a? |
| [13:47.259] | ma: ping xi geng shi shou huan ying |
| [13:49.740] | wang: a! |
| [13:50.498] | ma: gao men da sang zhen chong! |
| [13:52.431] | wang: sang zi hao |
| [13:53.319] | ma: ge sheng di fang xi ju, feng ge liu pai bu tong |
| [13:58.152] | qu chang bu duan jing you jing, qiang diao gai ge xin ying |
| [14:03.167] | wang: bu cuo |
| [14:03.846] | ma: ge ju hua ju wu dao, chang ge nan sheng nv sheng |
| [14:08.784] | wang: quan you |
| [14:09.672] | ma: gao yin zhong yin er chong sheng, zhang wo yin lv yao ling |
| [14:14.531] | wang: shi a? |
| [14:15.340] | ma: da gu zhui zi dan xian, jing yun mei hua jing dong |
| [14:21.427] | wang: ni ting |
| [14:22.184] | ma: xi he li hua you le ting, gu dian beng beng beng beng |
| [14:27.148] | wang: you a! |
| [14:28.271] | ma: zai shuo da lei la xi, pai lian xu xia ku gong |
| [14:31.876] | wang: dang ran! |
| [14:32.816] | ma: you wei mei zi er yi heng heng, mo fang jiu xiang zhen jing |
| [14:38.406] | wang: gen zhen de yi yang |
| [14:39.425] | ma: za ji ping shua bian lian, shuang gang pa gan er gao kong |
| [14:43.971] | wang: wu de |
| [14:44.728] | ma: dan lun er qi che gang si sheng, zui xuan mu zhuang da ding! |
| [14:50.501] | wang: shi xuan! |
| [14:51.442] | ma: wan ban zong er yi lun, zui hao huan shi xiang sheng |
| [14:57.215] | wang: xiang sheng? |
| [14:57.972] | ma: ya su gong shang dou ai ting, xi wen le jian qu zhong |
| [15:03.223] | wang: bu cuo |
| [15:04.033] | ma: gong ren shi fu ting wo, sheng chan chao e wan cheng |
| [15:07.951] | wang: hei! |
| [15:08.839] | ma: yue yue zuo dao man tang hong, ping jiang ni na tou deng |
| [15:13.202] | wang: huo! |
| [15:14.769] | ma: nong min she yuan tong zhi, lai ting wo shuo xiang sheng |
| [15:18.792] | wang: ting yi duan? |
| [15:19.602] | ma: liang mian you liao hao shou cheng, shu cai zeng jia pin zhong! |
| [15:24.460] | wang: nin ting ting! |
| [15:25.322] | ma: jie fang jun de zhan shi, ge ge xue xi lei feng |
| [15:28.901] | wang: bu cuo |
| [15:29.659] | ma: bao wei zu guo li xin gong, lian hao sha di ben ling! |
| [15:33.969] | wang hei! |
| [15:34.622] | ma: xue sheng chang lai ting wo, xue xi geng jia yong gong |
| [15:39.428] | wang: dang ran |
| [15:40.212] | ma: tiao ji sheng xue di yi ming, zuo ye yi guan you deng |
| [15:44.679] | wang: yue xue yue hao! |
| [15:45.698] | ma: shang ye cai mao xi tong, ge wei jie mei di xiong |
| [15:50.609] | fu wu tai du zhen re qing, gu ke biao yang zun jing |
| [15:56.251] | wang: shi |
| [15:57.531] | ma: jie dao fu nv tong zhi, ba wo xiang sheng lai ting |
| [16:02.024] | wang: lai ting a |
| [16:02.886] | ma: guan li zhi an cha wei sheng, zhu yi jian kang mei bing! |
| [16:07.458] | wang: hei! |
| [16:08.346] | ma: lao nian tui xiu ren yuan, bie wang ting wo xiang sheng |
| [16:12.578] | wang: chang lai zhe dian er |
| [16:13.597] | ma: lao dang yi zhuang geng nian qing, yi le xing fu wan jing! |
| [16:17.881] | wang: dui! |
| [16:18.612] | ma: you ren chu ci ting wo |
| [16:20.415] | wang: tou yi hui! |
| [16:21.146] | ma: kua wo yu zhong bu tong |
| [16:22.713] | wang: shi a? |
| [16:23.366] | ma: xiang mao hao xiang da xue sheng |
| [16:25.665] | wang: jiu zhe ge? |
| [16:27.128] | ma: wen wo jia xiang gui xing |
| [16:29.009] | wang: zai na er zhu? |
| [16:29.897] | ma: xing ma ming jiao san li, chu sheng yuan ji bei jing |
| [16:35.252] | yi jiu yi liu shu da long, jiu shi er jin ti zhong |
| [16:39.797] | wang: hai! shui wen ni fen liang! |
| [16:42.619] | ma: kua wo yi shu gao chao |
| [16:43.899] | wang: gao chao! |
| [16:44.787] | ma: ke pei zhuan jia ming cheng |
| [16:46.406] | wang: zhe shi zhuan jia? |
| [16:47.582] | ma: ping jiang ying de qian ji ming, jiang jin ma shang jiu ling! |
| [16:52.310] | wang: zhe jiu ling jiang a? |
| [16:53.538] | ma: you ren ping lun feng shan |
| [16:54.844] | wang: o, hai you wo? |
| [16:55.915] | ma: xiang mao ke qi ke zeng |
| [16:58.919] | que shao wen hua hu tu chong, jian zhi ren ma bu dong |
| [17:05.032] | zheng tian hun chi men shui, yi shu yi wu suo neng |
| [17:09.838] | jin chu yang xiang ren lai feng, chun cui da ge fan tong! |
| [17:15.011] | wang: wo a! |
| [00:09.365] | mǎ: kàn jiàn méi yǒu? |
| [00:10.958] | wáng: a? |
| [00:12.735] | mǎ: kàn jiàn le ma? |
| [00:13.988] | wáng: kàn shén me? |
| [00:17.881] | mǎ: zhè jiù shì guān zhòng duì yǎn yuán de ài dài |
| [00:21.877] | wáng: kě bù! |
| [00:22.948] | mǎ: yǎn yuán yào duì guān zhòng de zūn jìng |
| [00:25.717] | wèi shí me měi gè yǎn yuán shàng tái yào jū gè gōng, jìng gè lǐ a? |
| [00:29.427] | wáng: a? |
| [00:31.360] | mǎ: dé zuì shuí le? péi gè bú shì? |
| [00:32.953] | wáng: méi yǒu |
| [00:35.174] | mǎ: bú shì |
| [00:36.114] | zhè gè huān yíng nǐ men lái, xiàng guān zhòng wèn hǎo |
| [00:38.413] | āi yā! nǐ men dōu lái le, nǐ men hǎo a! |
| [00:40.868] | zhè jiù jiù xīn lǐ huà, bù shuō le |
| [00:43.115] | wáng: āi |
| [00:43.899] | mǎ: jū gè gōng, biǎo shì xiàng guān zhòng wèn hǎo! |
| [00:46.955] | wáng: āi lǐ mào |
| [00:48.026] | mǎ: jū gōng ma! yán sù rèn zhēn, guī guī jǔ jǔ, yào jū gōng 45 dù |
| [00:52.101] | wáng: huò! |
| [00:54.504] | mǎ: tái tóu, kàn guān zhòng |
| [00:56.568] | wáng: ō |
| [00:57.352] | mǎ: wèi shí me kàn kàn ne? |
| [00:58.527] | gěi shuí jìng lǐ ne? gěi nǐ men jū gōng a! |
| [01:02.237] | jiù dōu dé kàn, dōu kàn dào le, quán yǒu |
| [01:06.364] | yǒu shuí suàn shuí, yí gè pǎo bù liǎo! |
| [01:07.931] | wáng: huò! |
| [01:11.588] | mǎ: zhè jū gōng yào rèn zhēn, yào dī tóu, zài tái tóu |
| [01:17.414] | zài jū gōng de shí hòu bú yào tái tóu |
| [01:19.556] | wáng: jū gōng |
| [01:19.948] | mǎ: nà shí bú yào kàn |
| [01:20.836] | wáng: ó |
| [01:22.011] | mǎ: |
| [01:27.471] | wáng: zhè shì jū gōng a? |
| [01:28.594] | mǎ: zá jì tuán, dǐng wǎn! |
| [01:29.665] | wáng: hǎo ma! |
| [01:33.505] | mǎ: cóng qián yǒu jù huà ma, wèi zēng xué yì xiān xué lǐ! |
| [01:36.927] | wáng: duì! |
| [01:37.920] | mǎ: rén jiǎng lǐ yí wèi xiān, shù jiǎng zhī yè wèi yuán |
| [01:40.924] | wáng: ēn! |
| [01:41.917] | mǎ: zán men zhōng guó ma shì lǐ yí zhī bāng de dà guó |
| [01:44.895] | wài guó rén dōu pèi fú zán men zhōng guó jiǎng jiū lǐ mào |
| [01:47.951] | wáng: duì! |
| [01:48.891] | mǎ: shí nián dòng luàn de shí hòu, nà jiù bù dǒng shén me jiào lǐ mào le |
| [01:52.078] | shén me jiào zhǎng bèi r, shén me jiào lǎo shī le |
| [01:54.612] | wáng: āi! |
| [01:55.448] | mǎ: shén me jiào lǐng dǎo, mǎn bù dǒng |
| [01:58.635] | " jìng rén zhě, rén héng jìng zhī" ma! zhè bú shì" sì shū" shàng yǒu ma? |
| [02:02.266] | wáng ō |
| [02:03.729] | mǎ: shén me jiào" sì shū"" wǔ jīng" a? |
| [02:06.132] | wáng: a! |
| [02:06.785] | mǎ:" sì shū"" wǔ jīng" shì shén me? |
| [02:08.039] | wáng: shén me? |
| [02:08.692] | mǎ: niàn guò ma?" sì shū"" wǔ jīng"? |
| [02:10.808] | " sì shū": dà xué zhōng yōng shàng lún yǔ xià lún yǔ shàng mèng zǐ xià mèng zǐ zhè liù běn ér |
| [02:16.111] | zhè shì zhè jiào" sì shū" |
| [02:17.574] | wáng: ō! |
| [02:18.122] | mǎ:" wǔ jīng" a |
| [02:18.566] | jiù shì shī jīng shū jīng yì jīng a |
| [02:20.552] | lǐ jì, chūn qiū a |
| [02:21.780] | nǐ niàn guò ma? bèi guò zhè gè ma? |
| [02:23.138] | wáng: nǎ ér? wǒ bèi guò? méi niàn guò! |
| [02:25.881] | mǎ: niàn nà! |
| [02:26.638] | wáng: a? bù chéng! |
| [02:27.526] | mǎ: wǒ jiè gěi nǐ, nǐ kàn kàn |
| [02:28.754] | wáng: nín béng jiè, jiè wǒ yě bù rèn shi, wǒ xiǎo xué bì yè! |
| [02:33.012] | mǎ: nà nǎ ér xíng a? |
| [02:34.109] | wáng: niàn guò yǔ wén a, suàn shù a, jiào kē shū |
| [02:37.296] | mǎ: āi yā, wén huà shuǐ píng tài dī le ! |
| [02:41.450] | wáng: kě bù! |
| [02:42.547] | mǎ tài dī le! |
| [02:43.331] | wáng: āi |
| [02:43.853] | mǎ: zhè zěn me xíng a? nǐ kě yāo hǎo hǎo jiā qiáng xué xí a! |
| [02:46.883] | wáng: āi! |
| [02:47.406] | mǎ: wén huà xué xí nǔ bǎ jìn ba! |
| [02:48.581] | wáng: āi, āi |
| [02:49.339] | mǎ: zhǎo wǒ qù! yǒu shí jiān ma? |
| [02:50.932] | wáng: ó, zhǎo nín? |
| [02:51.690] | mǎ: yǒu shí jiān dào wǒ nà ér qù |
| [02:52.604] | wáng: a! |
| [02:53.153] | mǎ: a?! wǒ gěi nǐ fǔ dǎo fǔ dǎo! |
| [02:55.504] | wáng: hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [02:56.287] | mǎ: a! |
| [02:57.149] | wáng: wǒ yǒu shí jiān shàng nín nà ér qù! hái dé qiú nín duō zhǐ jiào! |
| [03:01.486] | mǎ: āi ! zhè wǒ ài tīng! |
| [03:03.680] | wáng: a, ài tīng |
| [03:04.437] | mǎ: zhǐ jiào! duì! wǒ yīng dāng hǎo hǎo jiào xùn jiào xùn nǐ |
| [03:07.572] | wáng: huò! |
| [03:09.270] | mǎ: āi wǒ zhǐ jiào zhǐ jiào ma! |
| [03:11.229] | zhè shì duì de, wǒ hěn xǐ huān zhè yàng de rén |
| [03:13.815] | a, wǒ kě yǐ bāng zhù nǐ, nǐ a suàn wǒ tú dì! |
| [03:16.715] | wáng: ēn? |
| [03:17.368] | mǎ: āi! nǐ suàn wǒ mò shōu guò tú dì āi! |
| [03:19.536] | nǐ shuō wǒ zhè me dà gè zi, méi rén bài guò wǒ, méi rén |
| [03:21.626] | wǒ méi tú dì, nǐ suàn wǒ tú dì xíng ma? |
| [03:23.193] | āi! nǐ nǐ kòu wǒ! |
| [03:25.362] | wáng: a? |
| [03:25.988] | mǎ: nǐ kòu wǒ, kòu wǒ xíng ma? |
| [03:27.138] | wáng: wǒ kòu nǐ? wǒ zòu nǐ! shén me jiào kòu nǐ? |
| [03:31.918] | mǎ: kòu tóu a! kòu tóu bài shī a! |
| [03:33.512] | lái lái lái, suàn wǒ tú dì, suàn |
| [03:36.202] | wáng: děng děng |
| [03:37.195] | mǎ: lái lái |
| [03:39.494] | wáng: nǎ ér de shì ér! pǎo zhè ér lái lā tú dì lái le? nǐ kàn kàn |
| [03:42.080] | mǎ: méi tú dì a! |
| [03:42.942] | wáng: nǐ méi tú dì a? nǐ xiān bié máng, nǐ jiào tú dì? |
| [03:48.584] | wǒ bài nǐ wèi lǎo shī, wǒ gēn nǐ xué shén me? |
| [03:50.726] | nǐ yǒu shén me xué wèn? wǒ xué shén me ya? |
| [03:53.391] | mǎ: xué a |
| [03:53.992] | wáng: xué shén me? |
| [03:54.906] | mǎ: nǐ kàn kàn! |
| [03:56.735] | wáng: wǒ kàn kàn? |
| [03:57.884] | mǎ: xué shén me dōu xíng a, xué nǐ xū yào de ba! |
| [04:00.522] | wáng: ó, wǒ xū yào de duō le |
| [04:02.534] | mǎ: nǐ shuō, nǐ xué shén me ba? tiān wén, dì lǐ |
| [04:04.075] | wáng: āi! |
| [04:04.597] | mǎ: shù xué! |
| [04:06.191] | wáng: āi! |
| [04:06.740] | mǎ: huà xué |
| [04:07.184] | wáng: āi! |
| [04:07.602] | mǎ: wù lǐ huà |
| [04:08.490] | wáng: zhè dōu xué? |
| [04:09.273] | mǎ: āi, lì shǐ |
| [04:10.971] | wáng: xué! |
| [04:11.990] | mǎ: gǔ diǎn wén xué, shī cí gē fù, shuō xué dòu chàng, yīn yuè wǔ dǎo |
| [04:15.882] | wáng: āi! |
| [04:16.457] | mǎ: jiān chǎo pēng zhà, mèn dùn liū áo, fèng xǐ jiāng zuò, kàn hái zi zuò fàn |
| [04:21.394] | wáng: zhè jiào shén me xué wèn nà? nǐ shuō shuō! |
| [04:23.458] | mǎ: nǐ qiáo! xué wèn nà! |
| [04:24.947] | wáng: a, xué wèn? wǒ shàng nín nà ér xué kàn hái zi zuò fàn? |
| [04:27.585] | mǎ: liàn dá rén qíng jiē xué wèn ma! shēng huó zhī shí ma! |
| [04:30.197] | wáng: ó |
| [04:31.112] | mǎ: nǐ xū yào xué shén me? |
| [04:32.183] | nǐ zhǎo wǒ ba, méi wǒ bù zhī dào de! |
| [04:35.135] | wáng: nǐ a? |
| [04:35.788] | mǎ: āi! rèn zì ér duō, zhī dào shì ér duō! |
| [04:38.217] | wáng: a? |
| [04:38.844] | mǎ: bié de méi yǒu a, zhī dào shì ér duō diǎn! |
| [04:40.620] | wáng: zhī dào shì ér duō! |
| [04:43.990] | mǎ: zhī dào shì ér duō diǎn ér, yǒu rén guǎn wǒ jiào mǎ dà xué wèn |
| [04:46.472] | wáng: mǎ dà xué wèn? |
| [04:47.726] | mǎ: āi! wǒ zǒu zài jiē shàng, yī kàn |
| [04:49.006] | " āi! mǎ dà mǎ dà xué wèn! |
| [04:51.879] | wáng: ō? |
| [04:52.428] | mǎ:" mǎ dà xué wèn!" wài hào" huó zì diǎn"! |
| [04:55.275] | wáng: huó zì diǎn? |
| [04:57.260] | mǎ: wǒ! rén jiā gěi sòng de wài hào! |
| [04:58.802] | wáng: zěn me gè huó zì diǎn? |
| [05:00.343] | mǎ: huó zì diǎn! nǐ yǒu bù rèn de zì ér, nǐ zhǎo wǒ! |
| [05:02.694] | wáng: zhǎo nǐ gàn ma? |
| [05:03.765] | mǎ: gào sù nǐ a niàn shén me! |
| [05:04.940] | bù rèn de, gào sù nǐ zhè niàn shén me béng chá zì diǎn! |
| [05:09.224] | wáng: āi yōu! |
| [05:10.374] | mǎ: yǒu wǒ, jiù huó zì |
| [05:11.628] | nǐ tí bǐ wàng zì, bú huì xiě , zhǎo wǒ! |
| [05:13.744] | gào sù nǐ, zěn me xiě! |
| [05:15.363] | wáng: āi yā! yǒu xué wèn! |
| [05:17.061] | mǎ: āi! |
| [05:17.714] | wáng: nà nín yí dìng kàn de shū duō |
| [05:19.595] | mǎ: āi! duì le |
| [05:20.379] | wáng: shì ba? |
| [05:21.136] | mǎ: duì le! |
| [05:21.789] | wáng: yǒu xué wèn! |
| [05:22.808] | mǎ: zhè dǔ zi lǐ méi bié de, niàn de shū tài duō le |
| [05:24.611] | wáng: a? |
| [05:25.446] | mǎ: nǐ tīng tīng a, bēng bēng de |
| [05:28.999] | niàn de shū! zhè lǐ méi bié de |
| [05:30.671] | wáng: shén me ya zhè lǐ? |
| [05:31.533] | mǎ: dōu shì shū a! |
| [05:32.238] | wáng: a? |
| [05:32.708] | mǎ: dōu shū, nǐ kàn ba, dōu kàn chū wǒ lái le |
| [05:35.373] | nǐ mō mō, nǐ mō mō |
| [05:38.064] | wáng: mō? |
| [05:38.638] | mǎ: mō! |
| [05:39.135] | wáng: mō |
| [05:39.579] | mǎ: shǐ jìn! |
| [05:40.597] | wáng: āi yō, mō shén me ya zhè gè? |
| [05:41.956] | mǎ: mō ya! |
| [05:42.583] | wáng: hǎo! gēn cuō bǎn ér yí yàng a! |
| [05:45.561] | yí gè léng ér, yí gè léng ér de |
| [05:49.531] | mǎ: zhè jiào yī léng ér yī léng ér de? |
| [05:50.942] | wáng: a? |
| [05:51.464] | mǎ: yī běn ér yī běn ér de! |
| [05:53.763] | wáng: yī běn ér yī běn ér de? |
| [05:54.547] | mǎ: āi! |
| [05:55.017] | wáng: jiù zhè me gè shǒu? |
| [05:56.637] | mǎ: gè shǒu a? jīng zhuāng de! |
| [06:00.006] | wáng: jīng zhuāng de? |
| [06:00.738] | mǎ: āi! |
| [06:01.495] | wáng: hēi hēi, wǒ mō bù chū lái, nín zhè |
| [06:03.455] | mǎ: mō ya! kàn nǎ! |
| [06:04.395] | wáng: kàn shén me? |
| [06:05.988] | mǎ: kàn zhè yì sī |
| [06:07.112] | wáng: kàn nǐ bù jiù zhè mú yàng ma? |
| [06:08.575] | mǎ: xué wèn nà! |
| [06:09.123] | wáng: a! xué wèn? |
| [06:10.064] | mǎ: tīng nǎ , tīng |
| [06:11.422] | wáng: tīng yě tīng bù chū lái |
| [06:12.650] | mǎ: zěn me tīng bù chū lái? nǐ tīng zhè yì sī nǎ! |
| [06:14.583] | wáng: shén me ya? |
| [06:15.262] | mǎ: yán tán wén yǎ, jǔ zhǐ dà fāng |
| [06:17.482] | wèi yǔ xiān xiào, dài kè jiān yào |
| [06:19.206] | wáng: ō yào pù! yào pù! hái dài kè jiān yào? |
| [06:23.438] | mǎ: shuí yào shuí yào pù? |
| [06:25.685] | wáng: nǐ shuō de! dài kè jiān yào! |
| [06:26.991] | mǎ: zhè jù méi yǒu yòng, zhè shì gè pèi jù ér |
| [06:30.935] | wáng: hēi! méi tīng shuō guò ! |
| [06:32.973] | shuí shuō huà hái yǒu pèi jù ér, chèn jù ér? |
| [06:35.690] | mǎ: nǐ bù dǒng yǔ fǎ, yǔ fǎ xiū cí bù |
| [06:38.224] | zhǔ yǔ, wèi yǔ a! |
| [06:39.295] | wáng: ó |
| [06:39.895] | mǎ: nǐ ya! nǐ hǎo hǎo nǐ gēn wǒ dài zhǎng le, nǐ jiù zhī dào le |
| [06:43.265] | wáng: ó, zhī dào |
| [06:44.127] | mǎ: wǒ zhè diǎn xué wèn nà |
| [06:45.355] | hēi hēi, zán shuō bǎng de lì de a |
| [06:48.934] | wáng: āi! āi! |
| [06:49.796] | mǎ: wǒ ya |
| [06:50.553] | wáng: děng děng bǎng de lì de? |
| [06:53.087] | hāi hāi, jiù chōng nín zhè cí huì, nín jiù bù xiàng yǒu xué wèn de rén |
| [06:58.886] | nà dà xué bì yè, zuò zài yí kuài ér: |
| [07:00.976] | zán shuō bǎng de lì de a! yǒu zhè jù huà ma? |
| [07:04.294] | mǎ: gēn nǐ zhuǎi wén, wǒ yòng de zháo ma? |
| [07:05.966] | wǒ gēn nǐ zhuǎi wén, wǒ yòng de zháo ma? wǒ? |
| [07:08.160] | gēn nǐ kě bù jiù zhè gè ma? wǒ jiù dà xué bì yè |
| [07:10.746] | wáng: nǐ ya? |
| [07:11.713] | mǎ: zhè bù qián xiē tiān, qián xiē tiān |
| [07:13.306] | zhè bú shì nán kāi dà xué, zhǎo wǒ ma? |
| [07:16.206] | wáng: zhǎo nǐ gàn ma?! |
| [07:17.015] | mǎ: ràng wǒ jiǎng nà gè yā piàn zhàn zhēng nà yī duàn ér |
| [07:20.385] | wáng: ō |
| [07:21.038] | mǎ: jìn dài shǐ, jiù dào guāng nián yā piàn zhàn zhēng nà huì ér jiǎng |
| [07:23.807] | ràng wǒ dāng gè fù jiào shòu! |
| [07:25.218] | wáng: a? |
| [07:26.263] | mǎ: qǐng wǒ |
| [07:26.733] | wáng: fù jiào shòu? hǎo a! |
| [07:28.196] | mǎ: hǎo shén me? wǒ yī tīng wǒ jiù huǒ le |
| [07:29.842] | wáng: a, |
| [07:30.390] | mǎ: jiào shòu, hái lái gè fù fù jiào |
| [07:33.237] | hái jiā gè fù zì ér |
| [07:34.100] | wáng: a |
| [07:34.883] | mǎ: wǒ lián lǐ dōu méi lǐ tā! |
| [07:37.887] | wáng: huò! |
| [07:39.533] | mǎ: huán gěi wǒ lái gè fù jiào shòu! |
| [07:40.970] | wǒ jiā dà yī wǒ jiù jiā zhe pí dà yī wǒ zǒu a |
| [07:43.974] | wáng: āi! āi! āi! shén me? |
| [07:45.515] | pí dà yī? zhè me rè de tiān, nǐ hái jiā pí dà yī? |
| [07:48.780] | mǎ: wǒ méi yǒu bié de, wǒ jiù yī pí dà yī |
| [07:50.060] | wáng: hē! chéng a! nín nín liào jiā ba! |
| [07:54.083] | mǎ: bái tiān bù chuān! |
| [07:54.971] | wáng: gàn ma hái bái tiān a? wǎn shàng yě bié yòng! |
| [07:56.904] | mǎ: wǎn shàng gài! |
| [07:59.177] | wáng: gài nà gàn ma? |
| [08:00.326] | mǎ: wǒ jiù yán jiū nà gè gǔ diǎn wén xué! |
| [08:02.129] | wáng: ō |
| [08:02.782] | mǎ: lì shǐ, gǔ diǎn wén xué, shī cí gē fù |
| [08:05.081] | wáng: ō, |
| [08:05.734] | mǎ: gǔ wén shì yì, gǔ wén guān zhǐ, kàn guò ma? |
| [08:08.033] | wǒ gěi nǐ niàn diǎn ér? wǒ gěi nín bèi diǎn ér? wǒ gěi nín jiǎng diǎn ér? |
| [08:11.115] | wáng: zhè dōu chéng? |
| [08:11.977] | mǎ: shī cí gē fù táng shī sān bǎi shǒu wǒ néng bèi! |
| [08:14.485] | wáng: hēi! |
| [08:15.713] | mǎ: qiān jiā shī, máo zhǔ xí shī cí |
| [08:17.489] | nǐ shuō ba! nǎ duàn? wǒ dōu huì! |
| [08:19.135] | wáng: hēi! |
| [08:19.892] | mǎ: wǒ méi shì, wǒ jǐn xiě a! |
| [08:21.094] | wáng: ō |
| [08:21.721] | mǎ: qīng píng lè a bǔ suàn zǐ a yì qín é, mǎn jiāng hóng |
| [08:25.561] | wáng: ēn! |
| [08:26.214] | mǎ: xī jiāng yuè |
| [08:26.971] | wǒ zuì jìn, wǒ bú shì xiě le jǐ shǒu xī jiāng yuè ma? |
| [08:29.584] | wáng: shuí ya? |
| [08:30.864] | mǎ: wǒ! wǒ wǒ wǒ xiě de! |
| [08:33.659] | wáng: nǐ xiě le jǐ shǒu xī jiāng yuè? |
| [08:36.349] | mǎ: āi! duì le |
| [08:38.047] | wáng: yǐ shén me wèi tí a? |
| [08:39.510] | mǎ: jiù yǐ xiàn zài dāng qián zán men guó jiā gè gè fāng miàn dí xíng shì dà hǎo |
| [08:42.932] | zài dǎng de shí èr dà jīng shén gǔ wǔ xià, gè gè háng yè dōu fā huī le chōng tiān de gàn jìn |
| [08:49.593] | wáng: shì a? |
| [08:50.482] | mǎ: wǒ xiě dé bù xíng |
| [08:51.317] | wáng: tài hǎo le! |
| [08:52.075] | mǎ: wǒ xiě de bù hǎo, wǒ zhè cí jù cū cāo, nǐ xiào huà |
| [08:54.426] | wáng: bù xiào huà! |
| [08:55.575] | mǎ: nǐ xiào huà! |
| [08:56.202] | wáng: āi! wǒ bù xiào huà rén! |
| [08:57.273] | mǎ: bù xiào huà? |
| [08:57.796] | wáng: wǒ hái xué xí ne! |
| [08:58.736] | mǎ: āi, nǐ kàn kàn, wǒ xiě zhè gè a |
| [09:01.949] | wáng: āi? zěn me cóng zhè chū lái le? |
| [09:05.633] | mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ ná qù, zài zài wǒ pí dà yī lǐ |
| [09:08.558] | wáng: āi! bié ná , bié ná, bié ná! |
| [09:11.353] | mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ ná qù, nǐ kàn kàn |
| [09:12.320] | wáng: bú shì nǐ xiě de ma? nǐ zài zhè gěi wǒ niàn niàn, wǒ tīng tīng jiù chéng! |
| [09:15.873] | mǎ: niàn niàn? |
| [09:17.231] | wáng: āi, jiù zài zhè ér niàn niàn |
| [09:18.119] | mǎ: wǒ niàn niàn xī jiāng yuè? |
| [09:19.347] | wáng: āi! |
| [09:19.869] | mǎ: nǐ tīng tīng? |
| [09:20.522] | wáng: a! |
| [09:21.045] | mǎ: xíng! zǒu, zán zhǎo méi rén de dì fāng, méi rén de dì fāng niàn qù |
| [09:27.941] | wáng: gàn ma? méi rén de dì fāng niàn gàn ma? zài zhè ér niàn! |
| [09:35.151] | mǎ: bù zài zhè ér niàn |
| [09:35.908] | wáng: zěn me la? |
| [09:37.345] | mǎ: pà rén tīng jiàn, pà rén tīng jiàn |
| [09:39.748] | wáng: pà rén tīng jiàn? |
| [09:41.002] | zán men shuō zhè yī duàn jiù wèi ràng dà jiā tīng jiàn |
| [09:44.607] | mǎ: ó, shuō zhè jiù ràng dà jiā tīng jiàn? |
| [09:46.044] | wáng: duì le! |
| [09:46.802] | mǎ: wǒ bù zhī dào a |
| [09:47.637] | wáng: hǎo ma, hái hú tú! |
| [09:49.518] | mǎ: ó, jiù wèi ràng rén tīng jiàn, tā men méi gào sù wǒ a? |
| [09:52.601] | wǒ wǒ niàn niàn, wǒ niàn niàn zhè gè xī jiāng yuè a |
| [10:00.777] | tóu yī jù a," dǎng shí èr dà zhào kāi" |
| [10:05.218] | tóu yī jù shì liù ge zì |
| [10:06.994] | wáng: ó? liù ge zì yī jù? |
| [10:09.032] | mǎ: bú shì, yě bú shì zhǔn liù ge zì yī jù |
| [10:11.226] | wáng: ó , |
| [10:11.879] | mǎ: xī jiāng yuè de jù zi shì" liù liù qī liù", |
| [10:14.308] | wáng: zěn me jiào" liù liù qī liù"? |
| [10:15.824] | mǎ: liù ge zì, liù ge zì, qī ge zì, liù ge zì |
| [10:18.671] | wáng: ō |
| [10:19.376] | mǎ: liù ge zì, liù ge zì, qī ge zì, liù ge zì |
| [10:22.041] | fǎn zhèng dì sān jù shì qī ge zì, zhè jiào" liù liù qī liù" |
| [10:25.384] | wáng: shì |
| [10:25.907] | mǎ: yào shì" sì wǔ qī liù" ne, nà jiù shì qīng píng lè |
| [10:28.153] | wáng: míng bái le |
| [10:29.042] | mǎ: hǎo, wǒ niàn niàn a |
| [10:30.740] | wáng: hǎo, hǎo |
| [10:31.340] | mǎ: wǒ niàn niàn xī jiāng yuè tīng tīng a |
| [10:32.516] | wáng: āi āi |
| [10:35.912] | mǎ: tīng a, xī jiāng yuè |
| [10:40.274] | wáng: a |
| [10:43.357] | mǎ: zhēn shě bù dé niàn! |
| [10:44.924] | wáng: hāi! zhè yǒu shén me shě bù dé? |
| [10:48.215]马：[马凑到王耳边] | |
| [10:48.921] | wáng: nǐ dí gū shén me? zhè méi yǒu dí gū de, nín zhàn zhè ér niàn! |
| [10:53.727] | mǎ: dǎng shí èr dà zhào kāi, rén mín xǐ yuè huān téng |
| [11:00.153] | wáng: dōu xǐ huān |
| [11:01.329] | mǎ: xíng shì dà hǎo chéng dōng fēng, guó jiā fán róng chāng shèng |
| [11:07.128] | wáng: bù cuò |
| [11:08.199] | mǎ: shè huì zhǔ yì zhōng guó, rì yì xīn xīn xiàng róng |
| [11:13.502] | hǎo sì xù rì zài dōng shēng, zhào yào měi hǎo yuǎn jǐng |
| [11:19.693] | wáng: bù cuò |
| [11:20.764] | mǎ: xuān chuán wǔ jiǎng sì měi, tí chàng měi hǎo xīn líng |
| [11:26.302] | wén míng lǐ mào jiǎng wèi shēng, zhěng dùn shì róng huán jìng |
| [11:32.206] | wáng: duì! |
| [11:33.303] | mǎ: zhī shí fèn zǐ zhèng cè, dǎng de wěi dà yīng míng |
| [11:38.449] | jí zuǒ sī cháo quán sù qīng, qiè shí bō luàn fǎn zhèng |
| [11:45.659] | jiā qiáng ān dìng tuán jié, yǒu lì sì huà jìn xíng |
| [11:50.779] | shēng chǎn zhí xiàn wǎng shàng shēng, gàn jìn yuè lái yuè měng |
| [11:56.682] | wáng: jiù shì |
| [11:57.623] | mǎ: shí xíng jiāo tōng fǎ guī, jiǎn shǎo chē huò fā shēng |
| [12:02.900] | qí chē rú guǒ chuǎng hóng dēng, fá qián bié guài mín jǐng! |
| [12:09.091] | wáng: nà yuàn shuí? |
| [12:10.919] | mǎ: dǎng yuán gàn bù tóng zhì, quán xīn quán yì wèi gōng |
| [12:15.856] | zhěng dùn dǎng fēng sǎo wāi fēng, yì wàn rén mín gē sòng |
| [12:21.812] | wáng: duì! |
| [12:22.648] | mǎ: zhōng guó dì dà wù bó, zī yuán fēng fù wú qióng |
| [12:27.428] | zài nǎ ér kāi cǎi dōu xiàn chéng, zú gòu wàn nián shǐ yòng |
| [12:32.548] | wáng: yǒu de shì! |
| [12:33.750] | mǎ: yóu tián méi kuàng pǔ biàn, sēn lín shù mù shān fēng |
| [12:38.687] | jīn yín xī tiě wū měng tóng, zì jǐ jiù wǎng wài gǒng |
| [12:43.990] | wáng: huò! |
| [12:45.557] | mǎ: gōng yè kē xué fā zhǎn, jiān chí zì lì gēng shēng |
| [12:50.547] | yǒu suǒ chuàng zào yǒu fā míng, shì jiè gè guó zhèn dòng! |
| [12:55.562] | wáng: duì! |
| [12:56.398] | mǎ: nóng yè yīn dì zhì yí, fā zhǎn duō zhǒng jīng yíng |
| [13:02.015] | lián chǎn jì chóu yī shí xíng, chǎn liàng chāo chū yī děng! |
| [13:06.769] | wáng: shì |
| [13:07.605] | mǎ: yī xīn wèi le sì huà, mǎn qiāng rè xuè fèi téng |
| [13:12.333] | rén rén xīn xīn xiàng běi jīng, yōng hù zhōng yāng jué dìng |
| [13:17.479] | wáng: duì |
| [13:18.289] | mǎ: fā zhǎn wén huà yì shù, tí gāo chuàng zuò shuǐ píng |
| [13:23.618] | rè qíng gē chàng gōng nóng bīng, cí jù tōng sú yì dǒng |
| [13:28.973] | wáng: duì! |
| [13:29.809] | mǎ: xī pí èr huáng jīng xì, qīng yī huā liǎn lǎo shēng |
| [13:35.739] | chàng dǎ niàn fān zuò biǎo qíng, jī běn gōng yào guò yìng! |
| [13:40.702] | wáng: dāng rán! |
| [13:41.642] | mǎ: hé běi bāng zi jù zhǒng |
| [13:43.053] | wáng: zěn me yàng? |
| [13:43.889] | mǎ chàng qiāng què shí hǎo tīng |
| [13:46.580] | wáng: shì a? |
| [13:47.259] | mǎ: píng xì gèng shì shòu huān yíng |
| [13:49.740] | wáng: a! |
| [13:50.498] | mǎ: gāo mén dà sǎng zhēn chōng! |
| [13:52.431] | wáng: sǎng zi hǎo |
| [13:53.319] | mǎ: gè shěng dì fāng xì jù, fēng gé liú pài bù tóng |
| [13:58.152] | qǔ cháng bǔ duǎn jīng yòu jīng, qiāng diào gǎi gé xīn yǐng |
| [14:03.167] | wáng: bù cuò |
| [14:03.846] | mǎ: gē jù huà jù wǔ dǎo, chàng gē nán shēng nǚ shēng |
| [14:08.784] | wáng: quán yǒu |
| [14:09.672] | mǎ: gāo yīn zhōng yīn èr chóng shēng, zhǎng wò yīn lǜ yào lǐng |
| [14:14.531] | wáng: shì a? |
| [14:15.340] | mǎ: dà gǔ zhuì zǐ dān xián, jīng yùn méi huā jīng dōng |
| [14:21.427] | wáng: nǐ tīng |
| [14:22.184] | mǎ: xī hé lí huā yǒu lè tíng, gǔ diǎn bēng bēng bēng bēng |
| [14:27.148] | wáng: yōu ā! |
| [14:28.271] | mǎ: zài shuō dà léi lā xì, pái liàn xū xià kǔ gōng |
| [14:31.876] | wáng: dāng rán! |
| [14:32.816] | mǎ: yǒu wèi méi zì ér yī hēng hēng, mó fǎng jiù xiàng zhēn jǐng |
| [14:38.406] | wáng: gēn zhēn de yí yàng |
| [14:39.425] | mǎ: zá jì píng shuǎ biàn liàn, shuāng gàng pá gān ér gāo kōng |
| [14:43.971] | wáng: wǔ de |
| [14:44.728] | mǎ: dān lún ér qí chē gāng sī shéng, zuì xuán mù zhuāng dà dǐng! |
| [14:50.501] | wáng: shì xuán! |
| [14:51.442] | mǎ: wàn bān zǒng ér yī lùn, zuì hǎo huán shì xiàng sheng |
| [14:57.215] | wáng: xiàng sheng? |
| [14:57.972] | mǎ: yǎ sú gòng shǎng dōu ài tīng, xǐ wén lè jiàn qǔ zhǒng |
| [15:03.223] | wáng: bù cuò |
| [15:04.033] | mǎ: gōng rén shī fū tīng wǒ, shēng chǎn chāo é wán chéng |
| [15:07.951] | wáng: hēi! |
| [15:08.839] | mǎ: yuè yuè zuò dào mǎn táng hóng, píng jiǎng nǐ ná tóu děng |
| [15:13.202] | wáng: huò! |
| [15:14.769] | mǎ: nóng mín shè yuán tóng zhì, lái tīng wǒ shuō xiàng sheng |
| [15:18.792] | wáng: tīng yī duàn? |
| [15:19.602] | mǎ: liáng mián yóu liào hǎo shōu chéng, shū cài zēng jiā pǐn zhǒng! |
| [15:24.460] | wáng: nín tīng tīng! |
| [15:25.322] | mǎ: jiě fàng jūn de zhàn shì, gè gè xué xí léi fēng |
| [15:28.901] | wáng: bù cuò |
| [15:29.659] | mǎ: bǎo wèi zǔ guó lì xīn gōng, liàn hǎo shā dí běn lǐng! |
| [15:33.969] | wáng hēi! |
| [15:34.622] | mǎ: xué shēng cháng lái tīng wǒ, xué xí gèng jiā yòng gōng |
| [15:39.428] | wáng: dāng rán |
| [15:40.212] | mǎ: tiào jí shēng xué dì yī míng, zuò yè yī guàn yōu děng |
| [15:44.679] | wáng: yuè xué yuè hǎo! |
| [15:45.698] | mǎ: shāng yè cái mào xì tǒng, gè wèi jiě mèi dì xiōng |
| [15:50.609] | fú wù tài du zhēn rè qíng, gù kè biǎo yáng zūn jìng |
| [15:56.251] | wáng: shì |
| [15:57.531] | mǎ: jiē dào fù nǚ tóng zhì, bǎ wǒ xiàng sheng lái tīng |
| [16:02.024] | wáng: lái tīng a |
| [16:02.886] | mǎ: guǎn lǐ zhì ān chá wèi shēng, zhù yì jiàn kāng méi bìng! |
| [16:07.458] | wáng: hēi! |
| [16:08.346] | mǎ: lǎo nián tuì xiū rén yuán, bié wàng tīng wǒ xiàng sheng |
| [16:12.578] | wáng: cháng lái zhe diǎn ér |
| [16:13.597] | mǎ: lǎo dāng yì zhuàng gèng nián qīng, yǐ lè xìng fú wǎn jǐng! |
| [16:17.881] | wáng: duì! |
| [16:18.612] | mǎ: yǒu rén chū cì tīng wǒ |
| [16:20.415] | wáng: tóu yī huí! |
| [16:21.146] | mǎ: kuā wǒ yǔ zhòng bù tóng |
| [16:22.713] | wáng: shì a? |
| [16:23.366] | mǎ: xiàng mào hǎo xiàng dà xué shēng |
| [16:25.665] | wáng: jiù zhè gè? |
| [16:27.128] | mǎ: wèn wǒ jiā xiāng guì xìng |
| [16:29.009] | wáng: zài nǎ ér zhù? |
| [16:29.897] | mǎ: xìng mǎ míng jiào sān lì, chū shēng yuán jí běi jīng |
| [16:35.252] | yī jiǔ yī liù shǔ dà lóng, jiǔ shí èr jīn tǐ zhòng |
| [16:39.797] | wáng: hāi! shuí wèn nǐ fèn liàng! |
| [16:42.619] | mǎ: kuā wǒ yì shù gāo chāo |
| [16:43.899] | wáng: gāo chāo! |
| [16:44.787] | mǎ: kě pèi zhuān jiā míng chēng |
| [16:46.406] | wáng: zhè shì zhuān jiā? |
| [16:47.582] | mǎ: píng jiǎng yīng de qián jǐ míng, jiǎng jīn mǎ shàng jiù lǐng! |
| [16:52.310] | wáng: zhè jiù lǐng jiǎng a? |
| [16:53.538] | mǎ: yǒu rén píng lùn fèng shān |
| [16:54.844] | wáng: ó, hái yǒu wǒ? |
| [16:55.915] | mǎ: xiàng mào kě qì kě zēng |
| [16:58.919] | quē shǎo wén huà hú tú chóng, jiǎn zhí rèn ma bù dǒng |
| [17:05.032] | zhěng tiān hùn chī mèn shuì, yì shù yī wú suǒ néng |
| [17:09.838] | jǐn chū yáng xiàng rén lái fēng, chún cuì dà gè fàn tǒng! |
| [17:15.011] | wáng: wǒ a! |
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