| [00:06.69] | 这个电影院呐开片了客满了。 |
| [00:13.17] | 演的什么片子呢？ |
| [00:16.04] | 彩色故事片儿。 |
| [00:18.97] | 这彩色故事片儿什么名字，我们就不管它了。 |
| [00:21.50] | 这片儿名叫什么不管了， |
| [00:23.65] | 反正是个彩色故事片儿。 |
| [00:25.74] | 大家看电影，客满， |
| [00:28.22] | 楼上、楼下、前排、后排，座无虚席。客满。 |
| [00:33.83] | 大家聚精会神地看荧幕，看这个电影， |
| [00:39.73] | 大伙儿都看。 |
| [00:41.62] | 可在正当间儿啊，中间儿， |
| [00:45.11] | 中排这坐着一个老头子。 |
| [00:48.32] | 这老头六十多岁， |
| [00:50.43] | 坐这也看这电影， |
| [00:55.18] | 看着看着这老头不好好看了， |
| [00:58.12] | 坐在椅子上往下出溜。（方言：往下滑） |
| [01:00.39] | （动作 观众：笑） |
| [01:07.14] | 出溜下去了。 |
| [01:08.19] | 一会儿呢又起来了， |
| [01:10.19] | 又坐这儿了，又看， |
| [01:12.32] | 看一会儿又出溜， |
| [01:15.54] | 又出溜下去了。 |
| [01:17.79] | 摸摸这边人的腿， |
| [01:19.62] | 摸摸那边人的脚。 |
| [01:22.11] | 旁边那小伙子摸得直嘀咕啊害怕啊。 |
| [01:26.30] | 小伙子：“怎么了？ |
| [01:29.47] | 老大爷，你干嘛啊？ |
| [01:32.09] | 你头干嘛啊你那， |
| [01:34.84] | 你干嘛啊这是？你摸什么？” |
| [01:39.36] | 老大爷：“这掉……掉点儿东西。” |
| [01:43.59] | 小伙子：“掉东西？掉东西我来找。散场了灯亮了再找。” |
| [01:48.50] | 老大爷：“那……散场了，人多就给我踩坏了。” |
| [01:52.94] | 小伙子：“你掉什么了？” |
| [01:55.09] | “那个……糖掉了。” |
| [01:58.86] | “（愣住）一个糖……一个糖别要了。” |
| [02:00.59] | “不是。牙给上粘着呢。” |
| [02:04.73] | （鼓掌） |
| [00:06.69] | zhe ge dian ying yuan na kai pian le ke man le. |
| [00:13.17] | yan de shen me pian zi ne? |
| [00:16.04] | cai se gu shi pian er. |
| [00:18.97] | zhe cai se gu shi pian er shen me ming zi, wo men jiu bu guan ta le. |
| [00:21.50] | zhe pian er ming jiao shen me bu guan le, |
| [00:23.65] | fan zheng shi ge cai se gu shi pian er. |
| [00:25.74] | da jia kan dian ying, ke man, |
| [00:28.22] | lou shang lou xia qian pai hou pai, zuo wu xu xi. ke man. |
| [00:33.83] | da jia ju jing hui shen di kan ying mu, kan zhe ge dian ying, |
| [00:39.73] | da huo er dou kan. |
| [00:41.62] | ke zai zheng dang jian er a, zhong jian er, |
| [00:45.11] | zhong pai zhe zuo zhe yi ge lao tou zi. |
| [00:48.32] | zhe lao tou liu shi duo sui, |
| [00:50.43] | zuo zhe ye kan zhe dian ying, |
| [00:55.18] | kan zhe kan zhe zhe lao tou bu hao hao kan le, |
| [00:58.12] | zuo zai yi zi shang wang xia chu liu. fang yan: wang xia hua |
| [01:00.39] | dong zuo guan zhong: xiao |
| [01:07.14] | chu liu xia qu le. |
| [01:08.19] | yi hui er ne you qi lai le, |
| [01:10.19] | you zuo zhe er le, you kan, |
| [01:12.32] | kan yi hui er you chu liu, |
| [01:15.54] | you chu liu xia qu le. |
| [01:17.79] | mo mo zhe bian ren de tui, |
| [01:19.62] | mo mo na bian ren de jiao. |
| [01:22.11] | pang bian na xiao huo zi mo de zhi di gu a hai pa a. |
| [01:26.30] | xiao huo zi:" zen me le? |
| [01:29.47] | lao da ye, ni gan ma a? |
| [01:32.09] | ni tou gan ma a ni na, |
| [01:34.84] | ni gan ma a zhe shi? ni mo shen me?" |
| [01:39.36] | lao da ye:" zhe diao diao dian er dong xi." |
| [01:43.59] | xiao huo zi:" diao dong xi? diao dong xi wo lai zhao. san chang le deng liang le zai zhao." |
| [01:48.50] | lao da ye:" na san chang le, ren duo jiu gei wo cai huai le." |
| [01:52.94] | xiao huo zi:" ni diao shen me le?" |
| [01:55.09] | " na ge tang diao le." |
| [01:58.86] | " leng zhu yi ge tang yi ge tang bie yao le." |
| [02:00.59] | " bu shi. ya gei shang nian zhuo ne." |
| [02:04.73] | gu zhang |
| [00:06.69] | zhè gè diàn yǐng yuàn nà kāi piàn le kè mǎn le. |
| [00:13.17] | yǎn de shén me piān zi ne? |
| [00:16.04] | cǎi sè gù shì piān er. |
| [00:18.97] | zhè cǎi sè gù shì piān er shén me míng zì, wǒ men jiù bù guǎn tā le. |
| [00:21.50] | zhè piān er míng jiào shén me bù guǎn le, |
| [00:23.65] | fǎn zhèng shì gè cǎi sè gù shì piān er. |
| [00:25.74] | dà jiā kàn diàn yǐng, kè mǎn, |
| [00:28.22] | lóu shàng lóu xià qián pái hòu pái, zuò wú xū xí. kè mǎn. |
| [00:33.83] | dà jiā jù jīng huì shén dì kàn yíng mù, kàn zhè gè diàn yǐng, |
| [00:39.73] | dà huǒ ér dōu kàn. |
| [00:41.62] | kě zài zhèng dāng jiàn ér a, zhōng jiān ér, |
| [00:45.11] | zhōng pái zhè zuò zhe yí gè lǎo tóu zi. |
| [00:48.32] | zhè lǎo tóu liù shí duō suì, |
| [00:50.43] | zuò zhè yě kàn zhè diàn yǐng, |
| [00:55.18] | kàn zhe kàn zhe zhè lǎo tóu bù hǎo hǎo kàn le, |
| [00:58.12] | zuò zài yǐ zi shàng wǎng xià chū liū. fāng yán: wǎng xià huá |
| [01:00.39] | dòng zuò guān zhòng: xiào |
| [01:07.14] | chū liū xià qù le. |
| [01:08.19] | yī huì ér ne yòu qǐ lái le, |
| [01:10.19] | yòu zuò zhè ér le, yòu kàn, |
| [01:12.32] | kàn yī huì ér yòu chū liū, |
| [01:15.54] | yòu chū liū xià qù le. |
| [01:17.79] | mō mō zhè biān rén de tuǐ, |
| [01:19.62] | mō mō nà biān rén de jiǎo. |
| [01:22.11] | páng biān nà xiǎo huǒ zi mō dé zhí dí gū a hài pà a. |
| [01:26.30] | xiǎo huǒ zi:" zěn me le? |
| [01:29.47] | lǎo dà yé, nǐ gàn ma a? |
| [01:32.09] | nǐ tóu gàn ma a nǐ nà, |
| [01:34.84] | nǐ gàn ma a zhè shì? nǐ mō shén me?" |
| [01:39.36] | lǎo dà yé:" zhè diào diào diǎn ér dōng xī." |
| [01:43.59] | xiǎo huǒ zi:" diào dōng xī? diào dōng xī wǒ lái zhǎo. sàn chǎng le dēng liàng le zài zhǎo." |
| [01:48.50] | lǎo dà yé:" nà sàn chǎng le, rén duō jiù gěi wǒ cǎi huài le." |
| [01:52.94] | xiǎo huǒ zi:" nǐ diào shén me le?" |
| [01:55.09] | " nà gè táng diào le." |
| [01:58.86] | " lèng zhù yí gè táng yí gè táng bié yào le." |
| [02:00.59] | " bú shì. yá gěi shàng nián zhuó ne." |
| [02:04.73] | gǔ zhǎng |
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