mai gua piao

卖挂票
mai gua piao Lyrics

Song 卖挂票
Artist 马三立
Album 马三立相声典藏
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[00:10.671] 马:您看这个说相声啊这个台词
[00:14.589] 跟其它的艺术表演的台词是不同的
[00:21.172] 相声它这里头啊,它也有文言、也有成语
[00:26.214] 也有谚语、也有俗语、也有小市民语气
[00:29.218] 有地方语,那是很多
[00:32.274] 戏剧就不是啦
[00:34.051] 话剧呢,它就不能说大白话,大部分是文言
[00:38.988] 京戏啊?那京剧,它就得呀
[00:42.540] 它单有京剧的台词
[00:44.317] 它就跟咱们普通说话不一样啦
[00:46.380] 王:是啊?
[00:48.026] 马:哎,别忙——
[00:49.280] 它就不能说“别忙!”
[00:51.448] “且慢!”
[00:52.441] ——戏剧的“且慢!”。
[00:55.575] 王:哎。别忙
[00:56.594] 马:平常也没有这么说的
[00:57.587] 平常谁这么说?
[00:58.997] 你刚走那儿——
[01:00.199] “且慢”
[01:00.852] 可舞台里头懂——
[01:03.438] 你听着戏
[01:04.718] 他说:“且慢!”
[01:06.103] 听戏就是“别忙”
[01:09.264] 让他“打住”
[01:10.491] “罢了!”是“得啦!”
[01:13.339] 一见面,请安
[01:14.697] “参见老大人”、“参见父母”、“参见爹爹”——
[01:18.877] “罢了”咱平常不用
[01:23.709] “老没见,你好啊?我给你请安!”
[01:25.564] “哎,得啦,得啦!”
[01:26.452] 不能“罢了”!用不上
[01:29.874] 这舞台上它有舞台词——
[01:31.415] “罢了”!“且慢”!
[01:34.759] “呜呼呀”!
[01:36.640] “呜呼呀”是纳闷儿
[01:39.304] “呜呼呀”!不信?
[01:43.066] “你待怎讲?——
[01:44.973] 你再说一遍——
[01:46.384] 你待怎讲?”
[01:49.283] 王:哎
[01:50.929] 马:“嘟!”是急啦
[01:53.593] “嗯?”是不乐意了
[01:56.232] 不乐意啦——“嗯?”
[02:00.359] “嘟!”急啦!
[02:03.128] 这场戏见官儿,给官儿跪下
[02:08.692] 最好是:“呜呼呀!”
[02:10.704] 这犯人准有好处
[02:13.368] 带上堂来——
[02:15.118] “给大人叩头!”
[02:16.999] “抬起头来!”
[02:18.880] “小人有罪不敢抬头。”
[02:21.179] “恕你无罪。”
[02:22.720] “谢大人!”
[02:24.392] 官儿一瞧:“呜呼呀!”
[02:28.519] 行啦
[02:30.583] 王:怎么?
[02:31.340] 马:呜呼呀!不像是为非作歹之人
[02:33.117] 详细审问,好啦
[02:36.042] “嘟!”——坏啦!
[02:37.688] 王:怎么?
[02:38.289] 马:倒霉啦!
[02:39.595] “给大人叩头。”
[02:40.535] “抬起头来!”
[02:41.188] “有罪不敢抬头。”
[02:42.312] “恕你无罪!”
[02:43.069] “谢大人!”
[02:43.957] “嘟!”倒霉,准糟!
[02:45.969] 王:生气了。
[02:47.249] 马:那可不!
[02:48.189] 这戏剧很深,下功夫最难
[02:52.212] 唱、打、做、念、翻
[02:53.440] 这个……这个舞台上……
[02:55.974] 王:哦,您对京戏很有研究?
[02:58.795] 马:研究干嘛?
[03:00.336] 你不认识我?你不常听戏
[03:04.516] 王:那你?
[03:05.117] 马:你常听戏吗?
[03:06.188] 京戏,你听不听吧?
[03:08.147] 王:我从小就爱听戏
[03:09.897] 马:你要常听戏,你不能不认识我
[03:12.013] 你不能不认识我!你认识我吗?
[03:13.737] 王:不认识啊?
[03:14.965] 马:你看看!你细看看
[03:16.454] 哎呀……你们爱好京戏
[03:21.574] 爱好京剧的可能都得认得我
[03:26.067] 王:是啊?
[03:26.720] 马:你怎么不认识我呢?
[03:27.608] 王:您是哪一位?
[03:28.705] 马:杨……
[03:30.037] 王:杨?
[03:31.605] 马:杨宝森!
[03:32.728] 王:杨宝森?你是杨宝森?
[03:38.815] 马:真是不认识,拿我……拿我当杨宝森
[03:47.540] 我不是!我不姓杨,谁杨宝森?
[03:50.465] 拿我当杨宝森!我不是杨宝森哪
[03:53.182] 王:您是谁?
[03:55.089] 马:提杨宝森这个人,你知道不知道?
[03:57.388] 王:知道
[03:59.033] 马:我给他蹬三轮儿
[04:02.560] 这多少年了吧
[04:03.683] 王:多少年了?哎
[04:05.224] 多少年你也是蹬三轮儿啊!
[04:07.393] 马:那玩艺儿!
[04:08.072] 王:那玩艺儿也是蹬三轮儿啊
[04:10.658] 马:他蹬三轮儿,蹬我
[04:12.016] 王:哦,蹬你,拿你当三轮儿啦?
[04:13.819] 马:拿你当三轮啦!
[04:15.177] 我坐……我坐那儿,蹬三轮儿那蹬着
[04:17.110] 后来我让他,“你蹬宝森吧!”
[04:18.651] 宝森净闹病,车是我的,我送给宝森
[04:20.898] 王:啊,送给他了
[04:22.491] 马:我不姓杨
[04:23.197] 王:哦!您是?
[04:24.137] 马:马!北京你打听打听!
[04:26.070] 北京你打听打听,唱戏的马老板!
[04:28.970] 那谁不知道啊?
[04:30.041] 王:哦,北京马老板?马连良?
[04:33.045] 马:马连良干吗?
[04:33.985] 马连良是我们本家,我们都一家子
[04:36.624] 王:哦,一家子
[04:37.721] 马:马连良是“连”字儿的
[04:39.184] 王:对
[04:40.124] 马:“富连成”,他排字排“连”字的!
[04:41.822] 我们科班儿,那时候叫“喜连成”,听说过吗?
[04:44.486] 王:听说过
[04:45.244] 马:“喜连成”!
[04:46.315] 哎,我们“喜”字,雷喜福?知道吧?
[04:48.692] 王:雷喜福,大师兄?
[04:49.972] 马:哎,对
[04:51.174] 王:知道
[04:51.748] 马:我们一块儿的
[04:52.584] 这还用说吗?侯喜瑞知道吗?
[04:56.947] 王:知道哇
[04:57.757] 马:侯喜瑞——
[04:59.664] “喜”字嘛,陈喜星、康喜寿、魏喜奎……
[05:05.306] 没有魏喜奎,魏喜奎她改大鼓啦
[05:08.258] 王:没改!一启就唱大鼓的
[05:11.471] 马:不是魏喜奎,什么“喜奎”我忘了
[05:12.646] 王:哎,刘喜奎
[05:14.005] 马:刘喜奎,对,反正我们都“喜”字儿的
[05:15.520] 王:哦,您叫?
[05:17.244] 马:喜藻
[05:18.472] 王:洗……我修脚
[05:20.405] 马:修脚干吗?
[05:22.416] 王:你洗澡干吗?你那儿洗完啦,我这儿……
[05:25.446] 马:喜!排“喜”字儿那个“喜”呀
[05:29.757] 王:哪个“喜”呀?
[05:30.645] 马:不是洗澡的那个“洗”
[05:31.637] 道喜、福禄寿喜的“喜”
[05:35.112] 王:噢!澡?
[05:38.064] 马:藻是那个……
[05:40.676] 这个字还说不上来
[05:43.837] 王:他连名字都说不上来
[05:45.848] 马:草字头那个……我想想草字头那个
[05:49.061] 王:李盛藻的那个“藻”
[05:51.412] 马:哎,你要是不提,我还把他给忘啦!
[05:54.704] 李盛藻,听过吗?
[05:56.663] 王:听过
[05:57.316] 马:唱的怎么样?
[05:58.308] 王:好啊
[05:59.014] 马:别捧,别捧!别捧,别捧!
[06:00.660] 说实在的,李盛藻唱得行吗?
[06:02.148] 王:不错
[06:02.802] 马:你认为怎么样?
[06:03.611] 王:都认为不错
[06:05.153] 马:服吗?
[06:05.675] 王:服!
[06:06.328] 马:那就完了,那咱就没杠抬了
[06:08.392] 你服,就完啦。那我就……行啦
[06:11.422] 王:我服李盛藻,碍着你什么啦?
[06:14.060] 马:你要服李盛藻就行啦
[06:15.471] 王:怎么啦?
[06:16.124] 马:你认为盛藻好,那就成!我痛快
[06:18.841] 王:与你何干?
[06:20.251] 马:他跟我学的
[06:21.740] 王:李盛藻跟你学的?
[06:25.633] 马:有人听过吧?李盛藻唱的怎么样?他完全学我
[06:28.166] 也就是我教戏,我当初在科班时候,我给他排戏
[06:33.783] 那都是我教的,完全学我
[06:36.055] 王:是啊?
[06:36.839] 马:你看他就如同看我的戏一样
[06:38.485] 李盛藻——我给起的名字
[06:40.836] 在科班他排字排“盛”字儿
[06:43.317] 我说他叫“盛藻”,你就知道跟我学的啦
[06:47.628] 王:怎么?
[06:48.385] 马:我叫“洗澡”嘛,他叫“剩澡”——
[06:51.154] 我洗剩下他再洗!
[06:52.695] 王:好嘛!俩人一个盆儿
[06:56.535] 马:我总在江南,江南一带
[06:59.069] 上海到过吗?
[07:00.375] 王:到过
[07:00.924] 马:南京呢?
[07:01.551] 王:到过
[07:03.641] 马:到南方你打听打听:
[07:04.712] 海外天子、独树一帜——马喜藻
[07:07.481] 我!
[07:09.205] 嘿,镇江,你打听吧!
[07:12.209] 镇江大舞台,那剧场为我盖的。
[07:14.560] 王:是啊?
[07:15.161] 马:苏州,我
[07:17.277] 王:哎哟!
[07:17.930] 马:我……杭州
[07:19.001] 王:好
[07:19.471] 马:……芜湖……
[07:23.128] 我,我快啦,快啦!
[07:26.733] 王:快“呜呼”啦!
[07:28.300] 要死了这位!
[07:29.319] 马:我说我要死啊?我说我要死啊?
[07:31.670] 王:不你说你快“呜呼”了吗?
[07:32.637] 马:我快到芜湖那地方去啦
[07:34.622] 王:哦,到那儿演出
[07:35.406] 马:我现在不演出,我这些年不唱啦
[07:37.156] 气的!我生气,不唱啦
[07:41.179] 王:跟谁呀?生这么大气?
[07:42.433] 马:这话!在哪儿,在上海
[07:45.254] 这年头你看,一九……我想想啊
[07:49.146] 一九四五年,你看这多少年了吧?
[07:51.131] 王:日本降服那年
[07:52.437] 马:哎,对啦,日本降服,一九四五年
[07:54.815] 王:跟谁呀?生这么大气?
[07:55.938] 马:那时候,我在那儿教……教票友
[07:58.576] 现在不叫业余吗?那时候就是票友
[08:01.763] 王:对对
[08:02.416] 马:国剧社
[08:03.905] 我呀,我在那儿当教练,教练,我教练
[08:09.391] 王:教练?足球啊是排球啊?
[08:11.925] 马:足球干吗呀?我唱戏!足球干什么?
[08:15.739] 王:不是教练吗?你也唱戏?
[08:19.187] 马:不是教练……我……
[08:20.362] 我叫指挥,不叫指挥,我把场子,服务员把着
[08:25.143] 王:什么呀?
[08:26.371] 马:把场子
[08:27.311] 王:把场子也不对呀
[08:28.748] 马:我得听,我得排!
[08:30.341] 王:那叫导演
[08:31.229] 马:对,对!导演。我给你导演
[08:34.233] (冲乙捣眼)
[08:34.939] 王:别!一会儿瞎啦,你给我捣眼?
[08:37.943] 马:我去那儿当导演,我给排戏
[08:39.641] 王:噢
[08:40.294] 马:票友跟我学
[08:41.469] 哎,很多票友,大伙儿要求我:
[08:43.716] “马老板,跟您学差不离,几年啦!
[08:46.798] 每月给您这么些钱,天天管您饭
[08:50.403] 请你舞台上,你给看看
[08:53.094] 没见过您走台,您演两场
[08:55.993] 看看您舞台身段儿,跟您学学。”
[08:57.874] 王:哎,让你演演
[08:59.781] 马:很多票友,要跟着学
[09:01.479] 要看看舞台经验,看看咱舞台表演
[09:04.248] 怎么办?
[09:06.442] 王:那……演吧
[09:07.487] 马:唱吧
[09:08.323] 王:哎
[09:08.846] 马:咱不为赚钱,就为了让票友学
[09:10.909] 王:对对
[09:11.745] 马:演两天儿
[09:13.861] 王:在哪儿?
[09:15.272] 马:在黄金
[09:17.727] 王:黄金大戏院?
[09:19.190] 马:啊,礼拜六、礼拜演两天
[09:23.030] 晚场戏,演两个晚场
[09:25.721] 白天我不唱,白天我睡觉,白天我歇着
[09:27.732] 演两天,票友们学,这不定好了吗?
[09:30.736] 该着生气
[09:33.322] 王:怎么生气啦?
[09:34.524] 马:唉!那年啊,那年哪,那个谁呀?
[09:39.252] 小云儿啊!他呀,这番儿……
[09:42.256] 王:哎?小云儿是谁呀?
[09:44.137] 马:尚
[09:45.443] 王:尚小云?
[09:46.671] 那是尚老板!还小云儿呢?
[09:49.518] 马:尚小云呢
[09:50.380] 他这番儿啊,到上海,黄金戏院他唱啦!
[09:54.978] 又改他唱啦!把我气的
[09:57.825] 我正走剧院门口儿,我一看:
[10:01.064] 黄金大戏院门口贴着这么大的大字:
[10:03.651] “尚小云,星期六开始演出。”
[10:09.972] 我一看,哎?
[10:12.637] 咱定好啦——礼拜六、礼拜呀?
[10:14.361] 王:就是啊
[10:15.171] 马:怎么改啦?我问问这个经理,怎么办?
[10:18.070] 王:得问问
[10:18.828] 马:我进这剧场,我上楼,找经理
[10:20.500] “我说经理呢?经理呢?”
[10:21.309] 经理在屋里坐着呢
[10:22.903] “啊,来,来!进来!
[10:24.966] 正要找你,不知你哪儿住。”
[10:27.082] 王:这角儿,没准地儿
[10:29.747] 马:“你呀!听信儿。啊,现在先别来。”
[10:32.620] 我说:“咱不是定好了吗?礼拜六,礼拜。”
[10:34.867] “啊,尚老板来啦。”
[10:36.173] 我说:“哪个尚老板?”
[10:37.296] “尚小云——尚老板。”
[10:38.498] “那么我呢?”
[10:39.308] “你听信儿。”
[10:40.248] 王:听信儿?
[10:41.972] 马:我说:“听多怎的信儿啊?”
[10:43.801] “听信儿!多咱剧场接不着角儿,你来。”
[10:47.380] 王:好嘛,这位是打补丁的
[10:50.096] 马:把我气的!
[10:51.637] 你怎么这么瞧不起我呀?
[10:53.780] 你就信他呀?
[10:55.242] 我非唱不可,我就唱!
[10:58.847] 王:你非唱不可,那不给人尚老板开搅和了吗?
[11:02.269] 马:我搅和他干吗?我非得黄金大戏院呀?
[11:04.960] 王:哎……对
[11:05.796] 马:我这艺术,我就一家剧场学的?
[11:08.330] 真是!天蟾舞台
[11:10.576] 王:天蟾大舞台?嚯?最大的
[11:13.397] 马:对啦!本来定两天,我改三天
[11:15.540] 王:比他多一天
[11:16.950] 马:咱赌这气儿,戗这火
[11:18.413] 多演一天,我演三天
[11:20.712] 王:演三天
[11:22.018] 马:瞧他票价卖多少钱?跟他比着
[11:23.507] 打听打听,黄金戏院,他这怎么样?
[11:26.563] 票价?一打听,尚小云那儿——八千块!
[11:31.344] 王:八千?
[11:32.519] 马:前排每座八千块!一九四五年
[11:35.314] 王:可不多
[11:36.176] 马:贵啦!大发啦!大发啦
[11:37.822] 高啦!价码高啦!
[11:39.363] 王:买个烧饼还一百块钱呢,尚老板卖八千块
[11:44.326] 马:不值,不值
[11:45.502] 王:太贱啦
[11:47.461] 马:这不天蟾舞台跟我商量了
[11:49.525] 咱这票价怎么定啊?
[11:51.588] 我说那边多少钱?
[11:53.548] 他说“八千。”
[11:54.540] 那儿八千,一想啊
[11:59.242] 我这儿啊……甭犹豫,干脆!
[12:05.564] 王:两千块钱儿!
[12:07.811] 两千块钱你多买点好茶叶
[12:09.561] 不为听戏,为喝茶……对吧?
[12:12.722] 马:谁呀?谁呀?你说谁呀这是?
[12:15.020] 谁呀?说谁哪?
[12:17.972] 王:说你呀!
[12:21.629] 马:八千,那儿八千
[12:23.144] 王:八千那是尚老板
[12:24.529] 马:我,我多少钱?
[12:25.417] 王:两千块钱,不少啦!
[12:27.167] 马:我不值钱,我不如他?
[12:29.832] 在哪儿?哪儿?哪儿,哪儿?
[12:33.306] 你看见啦?看见啦!
[12:37.956] 你听说的?你看见啦?
[12:39.915] 你是听说啦?你看见啦?
[12:46.184] 你听人说的还是你看见啦?!
[12:49.241] 王:我这么琢磨着
[12:49.998] 马:呸!
[12:53.655] 要不这种人!你就不能搭理他,你不能理他呢!
[12:55.902] 这儿还慢慢告诉你:八千、八千!他那儿八千!
[12:58.331] 我两千?还带点儿好茶叶,我管饭得了!
[13:02.197] 我跟你要价,我算栽啦,我算栽跟头啦!
[13:05.593] 王:哦?那您卖多少?
[13:06.821] 马:卖多少钱呢?一万二!
[13:08.545] 王:啊?前排一万二?
[13:11.784] 马:前排干吗?不管前排
[13:13.143] 什么前排后排,一律一万二
[13:15.311] 前后排不对号
[13:18.367] 王:一万二?
[13:19.203] 马:不对号入座,你赶上前排一万二,后排一万二
[13:21.397] 楼上、紧后边,照样一万二
[13:23.409] 王:嗬!这价码可高
[13:24.689] 马:就这价。听戏的,观众不在乎钱
[13:26.465] 看的是玩艺儿,听的是戏,咱三天戏码得硬
[13:29.887] 王:哎,头天是什么戏?
[13:32.082] 马:啊?头天呢,《连环套》
[13:35.660] 王:《连环套》?
[13:37.097] 马:“插刀盗钩”
[13:37.907] 王:嘿!这戏好戏
[13:40.049] 马:嘿!《坐寨》、《盗马》、《拜山》、《盗钩》唱全啦!
[13:43.941] 窦尔墩!尚小云来一个?尚小云来窦尔墩?
[13:48.513] 王:来不了,来不了!
[13:49.531] 马:噢,噢!完了吧!
[13:52.823] 王:第二天呢?
[13:53.842] 马:第二天呢
[13:56.271] 第二天我来一个《奇冤报》、《乌盆记》
[14:03.272] 王:老生戏?
[14:04.082] 马:唱功戏
[14:04.970] 王:老生你也成啊?
[14:06.276] 马:也行啊?也行啊!
[14:08.575] 唱、打、做、念、翻,全活儿!
[14:11.161] 王:老生,你去谁?
[14:14.008] 马:《奇冤报》——老生!
[14:17.535] 头天,我“窦尔墩”!《连环套》
[14:21.557] 王:别说窦尔墩!
[14:23.203] 这《奇冤报》老生是谁啊?
[14:25.633] 马:我唱功戏呀
[14:27.278] 王:是啊?去谁呀?
[14:28.820] 马:第三天呢,我一想啊
[14:30.962] 我来一个……
[14:32.242] 王:别,别三天!
[14:33.600] 第二天,老生是谁?
[14:36.003] 马:我知道。第二天啊,第二天啊,老生啊,谁呢?
[14:38.563] 《乌盆记》嘛,他那个谁?
[14:45.094] 赵大那两口子害死他,做成盆儿嘛
[14:48.359] 王:对对,他叫什么名字?
[14:50.423] 马:你瞧
[14:52.539] (唱)休把我当做了妖魔论……
[15:02.517] 王:行行
[15:03.693] 马:别忙,一会儿,这词儿就出来了
[15:05.913] 王:谁问词儿啊?
[15:07.350] 问你叫什么名字?
[15:09.022] 叫什么?
[15:12.940] 马:徐世昌
[15:15.971] 王:什么?
[15:16.676] 马:徐世昌
[15:18.086] 王:徐世昌?
[15:19.732] 刘世昌!
[15:21.091] 马:对!刘世昌,刘世昌!
[15:23.102] 对!我说成徐世昌了。刘世昌!
[15:23.938] 王:徐世昌那是大总统!
[15:25.871] 马:刘世昌,对对!
[15:30.129] 第二天我刘世昌
[15:32.036] 好!第三天我来个特别的吧!
[15:35.797] “红尤二楼”,“红尤二楼”!
[15:39.167] 瞧我一个人的。我一个人顶下来
[15:41.414] 王:一个人顶的下来吗?
[15:42.537] 马:哎,怎么顶不下来呀?
[15:43.660] 王:红油二楼?
[15:44.470] 马:哎!
[15:44.940] 王:三楼就不油啦?
[15:47.004] 三楼还油吗?
[15:48.415] 马:我这……我干吗?我油三楼干吗?
[15:50.948] 王:你不说是“红油二楼”吗?
[15:54.135] 马:这是那戏!这是大楼,什么楼……那戏!
[15:57.322] 王:那是《红楼梦》,尤三姐、尤二姐!
[15:59.935] 马:我知道,你甭管,我就来这个
[16:01.685] 头天的《连环套》,我唱晚场戏,白天我不唱
[16:06.962] 王:白天不唱?
[16:08.607] 马:晚场戏
[16:09.731] 早晨,八点来钟
[16:14.929] 客满!剧场,坐满啦!
[16:19.709] 王:晚场戏,早应该坐满啦!
[16:22.504] 马:不对号啊,不对号入座
[16:24.882] 谁不得早去呀?赶前排座儿,得听得看哪
[16:28.173] 王:对对
[16:28.695] 马:都早去呀。观众去得早
[16:30.158] 八点,满座!
[16:31.595] 我还没起呢,我睡得着着的
[16:33.267] 我听着客人观众嚷嚷说话
[16:35.174] 扒开门一看:嚄!我心里话!
[16:38.073] 王:哎哎!等等!
[16:39.954] 八点座就满了,你怎么知道的?
[16:43.376] 马:这,正把我吵醒啦
[16:44.735] 王:把你吵醒啦?
[16:46.197] 你在哪儿睡觉啊?
[16:47.216] 马:后台
[16:48.366] 王:哈哈,后台睡觉?
[16:51.187] 你住旅馆、饭店哪?
[16:53.198] 马:我不住饭店,我就住后台
[16:55.445] 我总住后台,我总跟箱官儿在一块儿睡
[16:58.501] 叠衣裳,叠行头那个箱官儿
[17:02.002] 王:你干吗跟他在一块儿睡觉?
[17:03.961] 马:我就为...盖他的被子
[17:06.468] 王:嗬!这角儿!连被子都没有
[17:09.420] 马:不是没有,不是没有!
[17:10.726] 王:有?
[17:11.588] 马:我有钱不置这东西,我嫌麻烦
[17:14.488] 出门打行李卷儿,带着麻烦
[17:16.369] 我有钱,我多置行头
[17:18.563] 门帘、大台帐、大守旧我有七十多个
[17:23.396] 王:七十多个?
[17:24.467] 马:哎
[17:25.120] 王:你改俩被子好不好?
[17:27.157] 马:管得着吗?我乐意呀!我乐意呀
[17:29.796] 刚顶中午十二点多钟,又来四百多位,买票
[17:34.707] 前边不能卖票啦,座满啦!没票了
[17:37.424] “没票啦?不行!我们也得听啊!
[17:39.461] 我们听马喜藻马老板,我们不是此地的
[17:42.256] 我们打南京来的、苏州、杭州来的、蚌埠来的、徐州来的、有石家庄来的、有邢台来的。”
[17:49.022] 你瞧,这么多人
[17:50.511] 怎么办?没地方坐啦!
[17:53.332] “买站票吧!”
[17:54.351] “站票?行!”
[17:55.161] “一万二!”
[17:55.944] 王:啊?站票也一万二?
[17:57.172] 马:照样一万二
[17:58.348] 四百多位,愣屈尊大驾站着听
[18:00.673] 太好啦!太捧马喜藻啦!
[18:02.788] 太捧我啦!站着听,四百多位刚站好
[18:08.144] 又来了,又来三百多位,非听不可
[18:10.495] 剧场经理说:“这怎么办呢?站票都满啦,您买蹲票行吗”?
[18:17.051] “我们乐意,乐意”!
[18:18.880] 王:蹲着?怎么蹲?
[18:20.944] 马:人都上边宽底下窄呀
[18:23.033] 两位的空档蹲一个,两位的空档蹲一个
[18:28.545] 王:好嘛!受罪来啦!
[18:29.956] 马:哎,刚蹲好,又来一百七十多位!
[18:31.967] 王:一百七十多位?
[18:33.221] 马:这一百七十多位在门口直哭,直掉眼泪
[18:35.807] “我听不着马喜藻,简直是活不了啊。”
[18:38.707] 王:哎,至于吗?这个!
[18:40.170] 马:哎呀,经理心软啦
[18:41.162] 说“这怎么办?买挂票吧
[18:42.547] 对!挂!好,挂吧!”
[18:44.637] 王:挂?怎么个挂票?
[18:46.361] 马:就一棵绳子拴一个,一棵绳子拴一个
[18:48.607] 往墙上,往墙上一挂。
[18:50.201] 王:好嘛!受罪来啦?
[18:53.466] 马:挂票!挂一百七十多位!
[18:55.138] 王:好!
[18:55.765] 马:嗬!我心里这痛快!
[18:57.646] 扮戏呀,窦尔墩!
[19:00.127] 刚要打花脸儿啊!
[19:05.012] 王:哎!那叫勾脸儿
[19:07.389] 马:我说勾脸儿怕你不懂!
[19:09.035] 勾脸儿……勾眼儿?
[19:11.778] 王:勾脸儿!
[19:14.390] 马:刚要勾脸儿啊,从后台进来一个人
[19:17.603] 大高个,戴着黑眼镜儿
[19:20.163] 茶镜、墨镜,咱说不清楚啊,大个!
[19:22.723] “哦,辛苦,辛苦,辛苦!众位!
[19:25.780] 哪位马老板?哪位是马老板马喜藻?哪位喜藻?”
[19:31.448] 王:好嘛,找洗澡的!
[19:32.989] 马:“我,我!我,我姓马!”
[19:35.575] “哦,你好!
[19:38.893] 实在该来啦!少拜望!不知你哪儿住!”
[19:40.826] 王:噢?谁呀这是?
[19:42.968] 马:不认得
[19:43.856] “你干吗的?唱戏的?
[19:46.677] 不认识啊,贵姓?”
[19:49.081] “金、金少山。”
[19:51.353] “少山?”
[19:53.574] 王:金少山来拜望?好!
[19:55.951] 马:“啊,您找我?有事儿吗?”
[19:57.414] “没别的事儿,听说您贴《连环套》,非唱窦尔墩哪?
[19:59.765] 你要唱窦尔墩,我就没饭啦!
[20:01.959] 虽然说我没能耐,江南、华北一带,我小小有‘腕儿’
[20:05.329] 都知道我唱的不错
[20:06.818] 今儿听您这个,再听我那个,我一分钱不值啦!
[20:09.770] 无论如何,你赏我点饭吃,我来窦尔墩。”
[20:11.990] 王:他要来窦尔墩
[20:13.348] 马:我说:“你来窦尔墩,我呢?”
[20:14.289] “您来天霸?”
[20:15.882] “谁?”
[20:17.293] “我少山来窦尔墩,你来天霸。”
[20:21.499] 王:天霸,你也行?
[20:23.014] 马:也行?把“也”字去啦!
[20:24.111] 就是“行”!
[20:25.678] 我说:“好!你扮吧!我给你画脸儿。”
[20:30.589] “哟!你甭管,我自己来。”
[20:32.131] 我说:“你来,好!”他窦尔墩,我来天霸
[20:33.933] 我说:“谁?瑞安!瑞安!”
[20:36.310] 王:瑞安是谁呀?
[20:37.433] 马:周瑞安,周瑞安都扮好天霸啦!
[20:40.098] 我说:“你掭了吧!你改纪全,我天霸。”
[20:43.206] 我扮好了天霸了,俊扮不画脸
[20:47.020] 我扒台帘儿一看:少山这……这窦尔墩啊!
[20:51.252] 王:那是真好!
[20:53.081] 马:一门没有啊
[20:53.969] 王:啊?
[20:54.622] 马:《盗马》的那个地方,咱一看,抬手动脚
[20:57.208] 跟我那个完全、一点也不一样。
[21:01.936] 王:是啊!他要跟你一样?他也没被子啦!
[21:08.206] 马:咱不说他这个身段
[21:11.549] 他唱的《坐寨》,那摇头、晃脑地一唱,谁给他叫好?
[21:17.270] 打他一出场,那台下的观众就嘀咕:
[21:19.987] “嘿!好啊,好!马老板呢?马喜藻!”
[21:23.644] “金少山!哟?”
[21:26.152] “马老板?一定‘天霸’。”
[21:28.424] 都憋着给黄天霸叫好!
[21:32.082] 王:听你的
[21:32.604] 马:听着咱这一上场
[21:33.753] 你琢磨琢磨这模样!扮出天霸来怎么样?
[21:37.567] 王:猴儿啊?
[21:39.239] 马:好,句句落好
[21:40.937] 他不落好,咱还不落好?
[21:42.426] 他唱的没要下来。咱那天,我嗓子也不知怎么啦!
[21:45.378] 王:是啊?
[21:46.240] 马:那天我不知道那天我吃了什么啦?
[21:47.442] 那天,嗬!我嗓子这个亮啊!
[21:50.341] (学唱)“一马离了……”
[21:54.625] 哎?不对。
[21:56.114] 王:不是这词儿。
[21:57.420] 马:这是《汾河湾》啦!
[21:58.570] 王:什么《汾河湾》?
[21:59.771] 马:《武家坡》啦!
[22:02.070] 我是“宝马?”
[22:08.026] 我是“保镖……保镖……”什么?
[22:10.873] 王:“保镖路过马兰关”。
[22:12.650] 马:哎?那天你听啦?
[22:13.747] 王:我没听!
[22:14.452] 马:听啦!听啦
[22:15.236] 王:我没听
[22:15.915] 马:没听,你怎么把我词儿给记住啦?
[22:18.371] 王:你的词儿?
[22:19.520] 马:我就这词儿
[22:20.356] 王:谁唱都这词儿
[22:21.610] 马:我就这词儿
[22:22.237] 我就这词儿
[22:23.308] “保……”
[22:24.666] 王:保镖!
[22:25.502] 马:哦,对!
[22:26.965] (学唱)“保镖路过马兰关哪,啊……!”
[22:52.565] 一落腔,底下这观众,连楼上、带楼下,哗!
[22:57.136] 王:你瞧这好啊?
[22:58.181] 马:全走啦!
[22:58.886] 王:那还不走?
[23:00.480] 马:骂着街地退票
[23:02.021] 王:好啊!
[23:03.197] 马:你猜我着急不着急?
[23:05.600] 活该你走!你不懂艺术
[23:07.742] 咱这玩意儿,货卖于识家
[23:10.041] 王:对
[23:10.642] 马:真有一百七十多位没走!
[23:12.000] 王:爱听?
[23:13.358] 马:墙上挂着,走不了啦!
[23:14.638] 王:走不了啦?
[00:10.671] ma: nin kan zhe ge shuo xiang sheng a zhe ge tai ci
[00:14.589] gen qi ta de yi shu biao yan de tai ci shi bu tong de
[00:21.172] xiang sheng ta zhe li tou a, ta ye you wen yan ye you cheng yu
[00:26.214] ye you yan yu ye you su yu ye you xiao shi min yu qi
[00:29.218] you di fang yu, na shi hen duo
[00:32.274] xi ju jiu bu shi la
[00:34.051] hua ju ne, ta jiu bu neng shuo da bai hua, da bu fen shi wen yan
[00:38.988] jing xi a? na jing ju, ta jiu de ya
[00:42.540] ta dan you jing ju de tai ci
[00:44.317] ta jiu gen zan men pu tong shuo hua bu yi yang la
[00:46.380] wang: shi a?
[00:48.026] ma: ai, bie mang
[00:49.280] ta jiu bu neng shuo" bie mang!"
[00:51.448] " qie man!"
[00:52.441] xi ju de" qie man!".
[00:55.575] wang: ai. bie mang
[00:56.594] ma: ping chang ye mei you zhe me shuo de
[00:57.587] ping chang shui zhe me shuo?
[00:58.997] ni gang zou na er
[01:00.199] " qie man"
[01:00.852] ke wu tai li tou dong
[01:03.438] ni ting zhe xi
[01:04.718] ta shuo:" qie man!"
[01:06.103] ting xi jiu shi" bie mang"
[01:09.264] rang ta" da zhu"
[01:10.491] " ba le!" shi" de la!"
[01:13.339] yi jian mian, qing an
[01:14.697] " can jian lao da ren"" can jian fu mu"" can jian die die"
[01:18.877] " ba le" zan ping chang bu yong
[01:23.709] " lao mei jian, ni hao a? wo gei ni qing an!"
[01:25.564] " ai, de la, de la!"
[01:26.452] bu neng" ba le"! yong bu shang
[01:29.874] zhe wu tai shang ta you wu tai ci
[01:31.415] " ba le"!" qie man"!
[01:34.759] " wu hu ya"!
[01:36.640] " wu hu ya" shi na men er
[01:39.304] " wu hu ya"! bu xin?
[01:43.066] " ni dai zen jiang?
[01:44.973] ni zai shuo yi bian
[01:46.384] ni dai zen jiang?"
[01:49.283] wang: ai
[01:50.929] ma:" du!" shi ji la
[01:53.593] " ?" shi bu le yi le
[01:56.232] bu le yi la" ?"
[02:00.359] " du!" ji la!
[02:03.128] zhe chang xi jian guan er, gei guan er gui xia
[02:08.692] zui hao shi:" wu hu ya!"
[02:10.704] zhe fan ren zhun you hao chu
[02:13.368] dai shang tang lai
[02:15.118] " gei da ren kou tou!"
[02:16.999] " tai qi tou lai!"
[02:18.880] " xiao ren you zui bu gan tai tou."
[02:21.179] " shu ni wu zui."
[02:22.720] " xie da ren!"
[02:24.392] guan er yi qiao:" wu hu ya!"
[02:28.519] xing la
[02:30.583] wang: zen me?
[02:31.340] ma: wu hu ya! bu xiang shi wei fei zuo dai zhi ren
[02:33.117] xiang xi shen wen, hao la
[02:36.042] " du!" huai la!
[02:37.688] wang: zen me?
[02:38.289] ma: dao mei la!
[02:39.595] " gei da ren kou tou."
[02:40.535] " tai qi tou lai!"
[02:41.188] " you zui bu gan tai tou."
[02:42.312] " shu ni wu zui!"
[02:43.069] " xie da ren!"
[02:43.957] " du!" dao mei, zhun zao!
[02:45.969] wang: sheng qi le.
[02:47.249] ma: na ke bu!
[02:48.189] zhe xi ju hen shen, xia gong fu zui nan
[02:52.212] chang da zuo nian fan
[02:53.440] zhe ge zhe ge wu tai shang
[02:55.974] wang: o, nin dui jing xi hen you yan jiu?
[02:58.795] ma: yan jiu gan ma?
[03:00.336] ni bu ren shi wo? ni bu chang ting xi
[03:04.516] wang: na ni?
[03:05.117] ma: ni chang ting xi ma?
[03:06.188] jing xi, ni ting bu ting ba?
[03:08.147] wang: wo cong xiao jiu ai ting xi
[03:09.897] ma: ni yao chang ting xi, ni bu neng bu ren shi wo
[03:12.013] ni bu neng bu ren shi wo! ni ren shi wo ma?
[03:13.737] wang: bu ren shi a?
[03:14.965] ma: ni kan kan! ni xi kan kan
[03:16.454] ai ya ni men ai hao jing xi
[03:21.574] ai hao jing ju de ke neng dou de ren de wo
[03:26.067] wang: shi a?
[03:26.720] ma: ni zen me bu ren shi wo ne?
[03:27.608] wang: nin shi na yi wei?
[03:28.705] ma: yang
[03:30.037] wang: yang?
[03:31.605] ma: yang bao sen!
[03:32.728] wang: yang bao sen? ni shi yang bao sen?
[03:38.815] ma: zhen shi bu ren shi, na wo na wo dang yang bao sen
[03:47.540] wo bu shi! wo bu xing yang, shui yang bao sen?
[03:50.465] na wo dang yang bao sen! wo bu shi yang bao sen na
[03:53.182] wang: nin shi shui?
[03:55.089] ma: ti yang bao sen zhe ge ren, ni zhi dao bu zhi dao?
[03:57.388] wang: zhi dao
[03:59.033] ma: wo gei ta deng san lun er
[04:02.560] zhe duo shao nian le ba
[04:03.683] wang: duo shao nian le? ai
[04:05.224] duo shao nian ni ye shi deng san lun er a!
[04:07.393] ma: na wan yi r!
[04:08.072] wang: na wan yi r ye shi deng san lun er a
[04:10.658] ma: ta deng san lun er, deng wo
[04:12.016] wang: o, deng ni, na ni dang san lun er la?
[04:13.819] ma: na ni dang san lun la!
[04:15.177] wo zuo wo zuo na er, deng san lun er na deng zhe
[04:17.110] hou lai wo rang ta," ni deng bao sen ba!"
[04:18.651] bao sen jing nao bing, che shi wo de, wo song gei bao sen
[04:20.898] wang: a, song gei ta le
[04:22.491] ma: wo bu xing yang
[04:23.197] wang: o! nin shi?
[04:24.137] ma: ma! bei jing ni da ting da ting!
[04:26.070] bei jing ni da ting da ting, chang xi de ma lao ban!
[04:28.970] na shui bu zhi dao a?
[04:30.041] wang: o, bei jing ma lao ban? ma lian liang?
[04:33.045] ma: ma lian liang gan ma?
[04:33.985] ma lian liang shi wo men ben jia, wo men dou yi jia zi
[04:36.624] wang: o, yi jia zi
[04:37.721] ma: ma lian liang shi" lian" zi er de
[04:39.184] wang: dui
[04:40.124] ma:" fu lian cheng", ta pai zi pai" lian" zi de!
[04:41.822] wo men ke ban er, na shi hou jiao" xi lian cheng", ting shuo guo ma?
[04:44.486] wang: ting shuo guo
[04:45.244] ma:" xi lian cheng"!
[04:46.315] ai, wo men" xi" zi, lei xi fu? zhi dao ba?
[04:48.692] wang: lei xi fu, da shi xiong?
[04:49.972] ma: ai, dui
[04:51.174] wang: zhi dao
[04:51.748] ma: wo men yi kuai er de
[04:52.584] zhe hai yong shuo ma? hou xi rui zhi dao ma?
[04:56.947] wang: zhi dao wa
[04:57.757] ma: hou xi rui
[04:59.664] " xi" zi ma, chen xi xing kang xi shou wei xi kui
[05:05.306] mei you wei xi kui, wei xi kui ta gai da gu la
[05:08.258] wang: mei gai! yi qi jiu chang da gu de
[05:11.471] ma: bu shi wei xi kui, shen me" xi kui" wo wang le
[05:12.646] wang: ai, liu xi kui
[05:14.005] ma: liu xi kui, dui, fan zheng wo men dou" xi" zi er de
[05:15.520] wang: o, nin jiao?
[05:17.244] ma: xi zao
[05:18.472] wang: xi wo xiu jiao
[05:20.405] ma: xiu jiao gan ma?
[05:22.416] wang: ni xi zao gan ma? ni na er xi wan la, wo zhe er
[05:25.446] ma: xi! pai" xi" zi er na ge" xi" ya
[05:29.757] wang: nei ge" xi" ya?
[05:30.645] ma: bu shi xi zao de na ge" xi"
[05:31.637] dao xi fu lu shou xi de" xi"
[05:35.112] wang: o! zao?
[05:38.064] ma: zao shi na ge
[05:40.676] zhe ge zi hai shuo bu shang lai
[05:43.837] wang: ta lian ming zi dou shuo bu shang lai
[05:45.848] ma: cao zi tou na ge wo xiang xiang cao zi tou na ge
[05:49.061] wang: li sheng zao de na ge" zao"
[05:51.412] ma: ai, ni yao shi bu ti, wo hai ba ta gei wang la!
[05:54.704] li sheng zao, ting guo ma?
[05:56.663] wang: ting guo
[05:57.316] ma: chang de zen me yang?
[05:58.308] wang: hao a
[05:59.014] ma: bie peng, bie peng! bie peng, bie peng!
[06:00.660] shuo shi zai de, li sheng zao chang de xing ma?
[06:02.148] wang: bu cuo
[06:02.802] ma: ni ren wei zen me yang?
[06:03.611] wang: dou ren wei bu cuo
[06:05.153] ma: fu ma?
[06:05.675] wang: fu!
[06:06.328] ma: na jiu wan le, na zan jiu mei gang tai le
[06:08.392] ni fu, jiu wan la. na wo jiu xing la
[06:11.422] wang: wo fu li sheng zao, ai zhe ni shen me la?
[06:14.060] ma: ni yao fu li sheng zao jiu xing la
[06:15.471] wang: zen me la?
[06:16.124] ma: ni ren wei sheng zao hao, na jiu cheng! wo tong kuai
[06:18.841] wang: yu ni he gan?
[06:20.251] ma: ta gen wo xue de
[06:21.740] wang: li sheng zao gen ni xue de?
[06:25.633] ma: you ren ting guo ba? li sheng zao chang de zen me yang? ta wan quan xue wo
[06:28.166] ye jiu shi wo jiao xi, wo dang chu zai ke ban shi hou, wo gei ta pai xi
[06:33.783] na dou shi wo jiao de, wan quan xue wo
[06:36.055] wang: shi a?
[06:36.839] ma: ni kan ta jiu ru tong kan wo de xi yi yang
[06:38.485] li sheng zao wo gei qi de ming zi
[06:40.836] zai ke ban ta pai zi pai" sheng" zi er
[06:43.317] wo shuo ta jiao" sheng zao", ni jiu zhi dao gen wo xue de la
[06:47.628] wang: zen me?
[06:48.385] ma: wo jiao" xi zao" ma, ta jiao" sheng zao"
[06:51.154] wo xi sheng xia ta zai xi!
[06:52.695] wang: hao ma! lia ren yi ge pen er
[06:56.535] ma: wo zong zai jiang nan, jiang nan yi dai
[06:59.069] shang hai dao guo ma?
[07:00.375] wang: dao guo
[07:00.924] ma: nan jing ne?
[07:01.551] wang: dao guo
[07:03.641] ma: dao nan fang ni da ting da ting:
[07:04.712] hai wai tian zi du shu yi zhi ma xi zao
[07:07.481] wo!
[07:09.205] hei, zhen jiang, ni da ting ba!
[07:12.209] zhen jiang da wu tai, na ju chang wei wo gai de.
[07:14.560] wang: shi a?
[07:15.161] ma: su zhou, wo
[07:17.277] wang: ai yo!
[07:17.930] ma: wo hang zhou
[07:19.001] wang: hao
[07:19.471] ma: wu hu
[07:23.128] wo, wo kuai la, kuai la!
[07:26.733] wang: kuai" wu hu" la!
[07:28.300] yao si le zhe wei!
[07:29.319] ma: wo shuo wo yao si a? wo shuo wo yao si a?
[07:31.670] wang: bu ni shuo ni kuai" wu hu" le ma?
[07:32.637] ma: wo kuai dao wu hu na di fang qu la
[07:34.622] wang: o, dao na er yan chu
[07:35.406] ma: wo xian zai bu yan chu, wo zhei xie nian bu chang la
[07:37.156] qi de! wo sheng qi, bu chang la
[07:41.179] wang: gen shui ya? sheng zhe me da qi?
[07:42.433] ma: zhe hua! zai na er, zai shang hai
[07:45.254] zhe nian tou ni kan, yi jiu wo xiang xiang a
[07:49.146] yi jiu si wu nian, ni kan zhe duo shao nian le ba?
[07:51.131] wang: ri ben xiang fu na nian
[07:52.437] ma: ai, dui la, ri ben xiang fu, yi jiu si wu nian
[07:54.815] wang: gen shui ya? sheng zhe me da qi?
[07:55.938] ma: na shi hou, wo zai na r jiao jiao piao you
[07:58.576] xian zai bu jiao ye yu ma? na shi hou jiu shi piao you
[08:01.763] wang: dui dui
[08:02.416] ma: guo ju she
[08:03.905] wo ya, wo zai na r dang jiao lian, jiao lian, wo jiao lian
[08:09.391] wang: jiao lian? zu qiu a shi pai qiu a?
[08:11.925] ma: zu qiu gan ma ya? wo chang xi! zu qiu gan shen me?
[08:15.739] wang: bu shi jiao lian ma? ni ye chang xi?
[08:19.187] ma: bu shi jiao lian wo
[08:20.362] wo jiao zhi hui, bu jiao zhi hui, wo ba chang zi, fu wu yuan ba zhe
[08:25.143] wang: shen me ya?
[08:26.371] ma: ba chang zi
[08:27.311] wang: ba chang zi ye bu dui ya
[08:28.748] ma: wo de ting, wo de pai!
[08:30.341] wang: na jiao dao yan
[08:31.229] ma: dui, dui! dao yan. wo gei ni dao yan
[08:34.233] chong yi dao yan
[08:34.939] wang: bie! yi hui er xia la, ni gei wo dao yan?
[08:37.943] ma: wo qu na er dang dao yan, wo gei pai xi
[08:39.641] wang: o
[08:40.294] ma: piao you gen wo xue
[08:41.469] ai, hen duo piao you, da huo er yao qiu wo:
[08:43.716] " ma lao ban, gen nin xue cha bu li, ji nian la!
[08:46.798] mei yue gei nin zhe me xie qian, tian tian guan nin fan
[08:50.403] qing ni wu tai shang, ni gei kan kan
[08:53.094] mei jian guo nin zou tai, nin yan liang chang
[08:55.993] kan kan nin wu tai shen duan er, gen nin xue xue."
[08:57.874] wang: ai, rang ni yan yan
[08:59.781] ma: hen duo piao you, yao gen zhe xue
[09:01.479] yao kan kan wu tai jing yan, kan kan zan wu tai biao yan
[09:04.248] zen me ban?
[09:06.442] wang: na yan ba
[09:07.487] ma: chang ba
[09:08.323] wang: ai
[09:08.846] ma: zan bu wei zhuan qian, jiu wei le rang piao you xue
[09:10.909] wang: dui dui
[09:11.745] ma: yan liang tian r
[09:13.861] wang: zai na er?
[09:15.272] ma: zai huang jin
[09:17.727] wang: huang jin da xi yuan?
[09:19.190] ma: a, li bai liu li bai yan liang tian
[09:23.030] wan chang xi, yan liang ge wan chang
[09:25.721] bai tian wo bu chang, bai tian wo shui jiao, bai tian wo xie zhe
[09:27.732] yan liang tian, piao you men xue, zhe bu ding hao le ma?
[09:30.736] gai zhao sheng qi
[09:33.322] wang: zen me sheng qi la?
[09:34.524] ma: ai! na nian a, na nian na, na ge shui ya?
[09:39.252] xiao yun er a! ta ya, zhe fan er
[09:42.256] wang: ai? xiao yun er shi shui ya?
[09:44.137] ma: shang
[09:45.443] wang: shang xiao yun?
[09:46.671] na shi shang lao ban! hai xiao yun er ne?
[09:49.518] ma: shang xiao yun ne
[09:50.380] ta zhe fan er a, dao shang hai, huang jin xi yuan ta chang la!
[09:54.978] you gai ta chang la! ba wo qi de
[09:57.825] wo zheng zou ju yuan men kou er, wo yi kan:
[10:01.064] huang jin da xi yuan men kou tie zhe zhe me da de da zi:
[10:03.651] " shang xiao yun, xing qi liu kai shi yan chu."
[10:09.972] wo yi kan, ai?
[10:12.637] zan ding hao la li bai liu li bai ya?
[10:14.361] wang: jiu shi a
[10:15.171] ma: zen me gai la? wo wen wen zhe ge jing li, zen me ban?
[10:18.070] wang: de wen wen
[10:18.828] ma: wo jin zhe ju chang, wo shang lou, zhao jing li
[10:20.500] " wo shuo jing li ne? jing li ne?"
[10:21.309] jing li zai wu li zuo zhe ne
[10:22.903] " a, lai, lai! jin lai!
[10:24.966] zheng yao zhao ni, bu zhi ni na er zhu."
[10:27.082] wang: zhe jiao er, mei zhun di r
[10:29.747] ma:" ni ya! ting xin er. a, xian zai xian bie lai."
[10:32.620] wo shuo:" zan bu shi ding hao le ma? li bai liu, li bai."
[10:34.867] " a, shang lao ban lai la."
[10:36.173] wo shuo:" nei ge shang lao ban?"
[10:37.296] " shang xiao yun shang lao ban."
[10:38.498] " na me wo ne?"
[10:39.308] " ni ting xin er."
[10:40.248] wang: ting xin er?
[10:41.972] ma: wo shuo:" ting duo zen de xin er a?"
[10:43.801] " ting xin er! duo za ju chang jie bu zhao jiao er, ni lai."
[10:47.380] wang: hao ma, zhe wei shi da bu ding de
[10:50.096] ma: ba wo qi de!
[10:51.637] ni zen me zhe me qiao bu qi wo ya?
[10:53.780] ni jiu xin ta ya?
[10:55.242] wo fei chang bu ke, wo jiu chang!
[10:58.847] wang: ni fei chang bu ke, na bu gei ren shang lao ban kai jiao huo le ma?
[11:02.269] ma: wo jiao huo ta gan ma? wo fei dei huang jin da xi yuan ya?
[11:04.960] wang: ai dui
[11:05.796] ma: wo zhe yi shu, wo jiu yi jia ju chang xue de?
[11:08.330] zhen shi! tian chan wu tai
[11:10.576] wang: tian chan da wu tai? huo? zui da de
[11:13.397] ma: dui la! ben lai ding liang tian, wo gai san tian
[11:15.540] wang: bi ta duo yi tian
[11:16.950] ma: zan du zhe qi er, qiang zhe huo
[11:18.413] duo yan yi tian, wo yan san tian
[11:20.712] wang: yan san tian
[11:22.018] ma: qiao ta piao jia mai duo shao qian? gen ta bi zhe
[11:23.507] da ting da ting, huang jin xi yuan, ta zhe zen me yang?
[11:26.563] piao jia? yi da ting, shang xiao yun na er ba qian kuai!
[11:31.344] wang: ba qian?
[11:32.519] ma: qian pai mei zuo ba qian kuai! yi jiu si wu nian
[11:35.314] wang: ke bu duo
[11:36.176] ma: gui la! da fa la! da fa la
[11:37.822] gao la! jia ma gao la!
[11:39.363] wang: mai ge shao bing hai yi bai kuai qian ne, shang lao ban mai ba qian kuai
[11:44.326] ma: bu zhi, bu zhi
[11:45.502] wang: tai jian la
[11:47.461] ma: zhe bu tian chan wu tai gen wo shang liang le
[11:49.525] zan zhe piao jia zen me ding a?
[11:51.588] wo shuo na bian duo shao qian?
[11:53.548] ta shuo" ba qian."
[11:54.540] na er ba qian, yi xiang a
[11:59.242] wo zhe er a beng you yu, gan cui!
[12:05.564] wang: liang qian kuai qian er!
[12:07.811] liang qian kuai qian ni duo mai dian hao cha ye
[12:09.561] bu wei ting xi, wei he cha dui ba?
[12:12.722] ma: shui ya? shui ya? ni shuo shui ya zhe shi?
[12:15.020] shui ya? shuo shui na?
[12:17.972] wang: shuo ni ya!
[12:21.629] ma: ba qian, na er ba qian
[12:23.144] wang: ba qian na shi shang lao ban
[12:24.529] ma: wo, wo duo shao qian?
[12:25.417] wang: liang qian kuai qian, bu shao la!
[12:27.167] ma: wo bu zhi qian, wo bu ru ta?
[12:29.832] zai na er? na er? na er, na er?
[12:33.306] ni kan jian la? kan jian la!
[12:37.956] ni ting shuo de? ni kan jian la?
[12:39.915] ni shi ting shuo la? ni kan jian la?
[12:46.184] ni ting ren shuo de hai shi ni kan jian la?!
[12:49.241] wang: wo zhe me zuo mo zhe
[12:49.998] ma: pei!
[12:53.655] yao bu zhe zhong ren! ni jiu bu neng da li ta, ni bu neng li ta ne!
[12:55.902] zhe er hai man man gao su ni: ba qian ba qian! ta na er ba qian!
[12:58.331] wo liang qian? hai dai dian er hao cha ye, wo guan fan de le!
[13:02.197] wo gen ni yao jia, wo suan zai la, wo suan zai gen tou la!
[13:05.593] wang: o? na nin mai duo shao?
[13:06.821] ma: mai duo shao qian ne? yi wan er!
[13:08.545] wang: a? qian pai yi wan er?
[13:11.784] ma: qian pai gan ma? bu guan qian pai
[13:13.143] shen me qian pai hou pai, yi lv yi wan er
[13:15.311] qian hou pai bu dui hao
[13:18.367] wang: yi wan er?
[13:19.203] ma: bu dui hao ru zuo, ni gan shang qian pai yi wan er, hou pai yi wan er
[13:21.397] lou shang jin hou bian, zhao yang yi wan er
[13:23.409] wang: he! zhe jia ma ke gao
[13:24.689] ma: jiu zhe jia. ting xi de, guan zhong bu zai hu qian
[13:26.465] kan de shi wan yi r, ting de shi xi, zan san tian xi ma de ying
[13:29.887] wang: ai, tou tian shi shen me xi?
[13:32.082] ma: a? tou tian ne, lian huan tao
[13:35.660] wang: lian huan tao?
[13:37.097] ma:" cha dao dao gou"
[13:37.907] wang: hei! zhe xi hao xi
[13:40.049] ma: hei! zuo zhai dao ma bai shan dao gou chang quan la!
[13:43.941] dou er dun! shang xiao yun lai yi ge? shang xiao yun lai dou er dun?
[13:48.513] wang: lai bu liao, lai bu liao!
[13:49.531] ma: o, o! wan le ba!
[13:52.823] wang: di er tian ne?
[13:53.842] ma: di er tian ne
[13:56.271] di er tian wo lai yi ge qi yuan bao wu pen ji
[14:03.272] wang: lao sheng xi?
[14:04.082] ma: chang gong xi
[14:04.970] wang: lao sheng ni ye cheng a?
[14:06.276] ma: ye xing a? ye xing a!
[14:08.575] chang da zuo nian fan, quan huo er!
[14:11.161] wang: lao sheng, ni qu shui?
[14:14.008] ma: qi yuan bao lao sheng!
[14:17.535] tou tian, wo" dou er dun"! lian huan tao
[14:21.557] wang: bie shuo dou er dun!
[14:23.203] zhe qi yuan bao lao sheng shi shui a?
[14:25.633] ma: wo chang gong xi ya
[14:27.278] wang: shi a? qu shui ya?
[14:28.820] ma: di san tian ne, wo yi xiang a
[14:30.962] wo lai yi ge
[14:32.242] wang: bie, bie san tian!
[14:33.600] di er tian, lao sheng shi shui?
[14:36.003] ma: wo zhi dao. di er tian a, di er tian a, lao sheng a, shui ne?
[14:38.563] wu pen ji ma, ta na ge shui?
[14:45.094] zhao da na liang kou zi hai si ta, zuo cheng pen er ma
[14:48.359] wang: dui dui, ta jiao shen me ming zi?
[14:50.423] ma: ni qiao
[14:52.539] chang xiu ba wo dang zuo le yao mo lun
[15:02.517] wang: xing xing
[15:03.693] ma: bie mang, yi hui er, zhe ci er jiu chu lai le
[15:05.913] wang: shui wen ci er a?
[15:07.350] wen ni jiao shen me ming zi?
[15:09.022] jiao shen me?
[15:12.940] ma: xu shi chang
[15:15.971] wang: shen me?
[15:16.676] ma: xu shi chang
[15:18.086] wang: xu shi chang?
[15:19.732] liu shi chang!
[15:21.091] ma: dui! liu shi chang, liu shi chang!
[15:23.102] dui! wo shuo cheng xu shi chang le. liu shi chang!
[15:23.938] wang: xu shi chang na shi da zong tong!
[15:25.871] ma: liu shi chang, dui dui!
[15:30.129] di er tian wo liu shi chang
[15:32.036] hao! di san tian wo lai ge te bie de ba!
[15:35.797] " hong you er lou"," hong you er lou"!
[15:39.167] qiao wo yi ge ren de. wo yi ge ren ding xia lai
[15:41.414] wang: yi ge ren ding de xia lai ma?
[15:42.537] ma: ai, zen me ding bu xia lai ya?
[15:43.660] wang: hong you er lou?
[15:44.470] ma: ai!
[15:44.940] wang: san lou jiu bu you la?
[15:47.004] san lou hai you ma?
[15:48.415] ma: wo zhe wo gan ma? wo you san lou gan ma?
[15:50.948] wang: ni bu shuo shi" hong you er lou" ma?
[15:54.135] ma: zhe shi na xi! zhe shi da lou, shen me lou na xi!
[15:57.322] wang: na shi hong lou meng, you san jie you er jie!
[15:59.935] ma: wo zhi dao, ni beng guan, wo jiu lai zhe ge
[16:01.685] tou tian de lian huan tao, wo chang wan chang xi, bai tian wo bu chang
[16:06.962] wang: bai tian bu chang?
[16:08.607] ma: wan chang xi
[16:09.731] zao chen, ba dian lai zhong
[16:14.929] ke man! ju chang, zuo man la!
[16:19.709] wang: wan chang xi, zao ying gai zuo man la!
[16:22.504] ma: bu dui hao a, bu dui hao ru zuo
[16:24.882] shui bu de zao qu ya? gan qian pai zuo er, de ting de kan na
[16:28.173] wang: dui dui
[16:28.695] ma: dou zao qu ya. guan zhong qu de zao
[16:30.158] ba dian, man zuo!
[16:31.595] wo hai mei qi ne, wo shui de zhao zhe de
[16:33.267] wo ting zhe ke ren guan zhong rang rng shuo hua
[16:35.174] ba kai men yi kan: huo! wo xin li hua!
[16:38.073] wang: ai ai! deng deng!
[16:39.954] ba dian zuo jiu man le, ni zen me zhi dao de?
[16:43.376] ma: zhe, zheng ba wo chao xing la
[16:44.735] wang: ba ni chao xing la?
[16:46.197] ni zai na er shui jiao a?
[16:47.216] ma: hou tai
[16:48.366] wang: ha ha, hou tai shui jiao?
[16:51.187] ni zhu lv guan fan dian na?
[16:53.198] ma: wo bu zhu fan dian, wo jiu zhu hou tai
[16:55.445] wo zong zhu hou tai, wo zong gen xiang guan er zai yi kuai er shui
[16:58.501] die yi shang, die xing tou na ge xiang guan er
[17:02.002] wang: ni gan ma gen ta zai yi kuai er shui jiao?
[17:03.961] ma: wo jiu wei... gai ta de bei zi
[17:06.468] wang: he! zhe jiao er! lian bei zi dou mei you
[17:09.420] ma: bu shi mei you, bu shi mei you!
[17:10.726] wang: you?
[17:11.588] ma: wo you qian bu zhi zhe dong xi, wo xian ma fan
[17:14.488] chu men da xing li juan er, dai zhe ma fan
[17:16.369] wo you qian, wo duo zhi xing tou
[17:18.563] men lian da tai zhang da shou jiu wo you qi shi duo ge
[17:23.396] wang: qi shi duo ge?
[17:24.467] ma: ai
[17:25.120] wang: ni gai lia bei zi hao bu hao?
[17:27.157] ma: guan de zhao ma? wo le yi ya! wo le yi ya
[17:29.796] gang ding zhong wu shi er dian duo zhong, you lai si bai duo wei, mai piao
[17:34.707] qian bian bu neng mai piao la, zuo man la! mei piao le
[17:37.424] " mei piao la? bu xing! wo men ye de ting a!
[17:39.461] wo men ting ma xi zao ma lao ban, wo men bu shi ci di de
[17:42.256] wo men da nan jing lai de su zhou hang zhou lai de beng bu lai de xu zhou lai de you shi jia zhuang lai de you xing tai lai de."
[17:49.022] ni qiao, zhe me duo ren
[17:50.511] zen me ban? mo di fang zuo la!
[17:53.332] " mai zhan piao ba!"
[17:54.351] " zhan piao? xing!"
[17:55.161] " yi wan er!"
[17:55.944] wang: a? zhan piao ye yi wan er?
[17:57.172] ma: zhao yang yi wan er
[17:58.348] si bai duo wei, leng qu zun da jia zhan zhe ting
[18:00.673] tai hao la! tai peng ma xi zao la!
[18:02.788] tai peng wo la! zhan zhe ting, si bai duo wei gang zhan hao
[18:08.144] you lai le, you lai san bai duo wei, fei ting bu ke
[18:10.495] ju chang jing li shuo:" zhe zen me ban ne? zhan piao dou man la, nin mai dun piao xing ma"?
[18:17.051] " wo men le yi, le yi"!
[18:18.880] wang: dun zhe? zen me dun?
[18:20.944] ma: ren dou shang bian kuan di xia zhai ya
[18:23.033] liang wei de kong dang dun yi ge, liang wei de kong dang dun yi ge
[18:28.545] wang: hao ma! shou zui lai la!
[18:29.956] ma: ai, gang dun hao, you lai yi bai qi shi duo wei!
[18:31.967] wang: yi bai qi shi duo wei?
[18:33.221] ma: zhe yi bai qi shi duo wei zai men kou zhi ku, zhi diao yan lei
[18:35.807] " wo ting bu zhao ma xi zao, jian zhi shi huo bu liao a."
[18:38.707] wang: ai, zhi yu ma? zhe ge!
[18:40.170] ma: ai ya, jing li xin ruan la
[18:41.162] shuo" zhe zen me ban? mai gua piao ba
[18:42.547] dui! gua! hao, gua ba!"
[18:44.637] wang: gua? zen me ge gua piao?
[18:46.361] ma: jiu yi ke sheng zi shuan yi ge, yi ke sheng zi shuan yi ge
[18:48.607] wang qiang shang, wang qiang shang yi gua.
[18:50.201] wang: hao ma! shou zui lai la?
[18:53.466] ma: gua piao! gua yi bai qi shi duo wei!
[18:55.138] wang: hao!
[18:55.765] ma: he! wo xin li zhe tong kuai!
[18:57.646] ban xi ya, dou er dun!
[19:00.127] gang yao da hua lian er a!
[19:05.012] wang: ai! na jiao gou lian er
[19:07.389] ma: wo shuo gou lian er pa ni bu dong!
[19:09.035] gou lian er gou yan er?
[19:11.778] wang: gou lian er!
[19:14.390] ma: gang yao gou lian er a, cong hou tai jin lai yi ge ren
[19:17.603] da gao ge, dai zhe hei yan jing er
[19:20.163] cha jing mo jing, zan shuo bu qing chu a, da ge!
[19:22.723] " o, xin ku, xin ku, xin ku! zhong wei!
[19:25.780] na wei ma lao ban? na wei shi ma lao ban ma xi zao? na wei xi zao?"
[19:31.448] wang: hao ma, zhao xi zao de!
[19:32.989] ma:" wo, wo! wo, wo xing ma!"
[19:35.575] " o, ni hao!
[19:38.893] shi zai gai lai la! shao bai wang! bu zhi ni na er zhu!"
[19:40.826] wang: o? shui ya zhe shi?
[19:42.968] ma: bu ren de
[19:43.856] " ni gan ma de? chang xi de?
[19:46.677] bu ren shi a, gui xing?"
[19:49.081] " jin jin shao shan."
[19:51.353] " shao shan?"
[19:53.574] wang: jin shao shan lai bai wang? hao!
[19:55.951] ma:" a, nin zhao wo? you shi er ma?"
[19:57.414] " mei bie de shi er, ting shuo nin tie lian huan tao, fei chang dou er dun na?
[19:59.765] ni yao chang dou er dun, wo jiu mei fan la!
[20:01.959] sui ran shuo wo mei neng nai, jiang nan hua bei yi dai, wo xiao xiao you' wan er'
[20:05.329] dou zhi dao wo chang de bu cuo
[20:06.818] jin er ting nin zhe ge, zai ting wo na ge, wo yi fen qian bu zhi la!
[20:09.770] wu lun ru he, ni shang wo dian fan chi, wo lai dou er dun."
[20:11.990] wang: ta yao lai dou er dun
[20:13.348] ma: wo shuo:" ni lai dou er dun, wo ne?"
[20:14.289] " nin lai tian ba?"
[20:15.882] " shui?"
[20:17.293] " wo shao shan lai dou er dun, ni lai tian ba."
[20:21.499] wang: tian ba, ni ye xing?
[20:23.014] ma: ye xing? ba" ye" zi qu la!
[20:24.111] jiu shi" xing"!
[20:25.678] wo shuo:" hao! ni ban ba! wo gei ni hua lian er."
[20:30.589] " yo! ni beng guan, wo zi ji lai."
[20:32.131] wo shuo:" ni lai, hao!" ta dou er dun, wo lai tian ba
[20:33.933] wo shuo:" shui? rui an! rui an!"
[20:36.310] wang: rui an shi shui ya?
[20:37.433] ma: zhou rui an, zhou rui an dou ban hao tian ba la!
[20:40.098] wo shuo:" ni tian le ba! ni gai ji quan, wo tian ba."
[20:43.206] wo ban hao le tian ba le, jun ban bu hua lian
[20:47.020] wo ba tai lian er yi kan: shao shan zhe zhe dou er dun a!
[20:51.252] wang: na shi zhen hao!
[20:53.081] ma: yi men mei you a
[20:53.969] wang: a?
[20:54.622] ma: dao ma de na ge di fang, zan yi kan, tai shou dong jiao
[20:57.208] gen wo na ge wan quan yi dian ye bu yi yang.
[21:01.936] wang: shi a! ta yao gen ni yi yang? ta ye mei bei zi la!
[21:08.206] ma: zan bu shuo ta zhe ge shen duan
[21:11.549] ta chang de zuo zhai, na yao tou huang nao di yi chang, shui gei ta jiao hao?
[21:17.270] da ta yi chu chang, na tai xia de guan zhong jiu di gu:
[21:19.987] " hei! hao a, hao! ma lao ban ne? ma xi zao!"
[21:23.644] " jin shao shan! yo?"
[21:26.152] " ma lao ban? yi ding' tian ba'."
[21:28.424] dou bie zhe gei huang tian ba jiao hao!
[21:32.082] wang: ting ni de
[21:32.604] ma: ting zhe zan zhe yi shang chang
[21:33.753] ni zuo mo zuo mo zhe mu yang! ban chu tian ba lai zen me yang?
[21:37.567] wang: hou er a?
[21:39.239] ma: hao, ju ju luo hao
[21:40.937] ta bu la hao, zan hai bu la hao?
[21:42.426] ta chang de mei yao xia lai. zan na tian, wo sang zi ye bu zhi zen me la!
[21:45.378] wang: shi a?
[21:46.240] ma: na tian wo bu zhi dao na tian wo chi le shen me la?
[21:47.442] na tian, he! wo sang zi zhe ge liang a!
[21:50.341] xue chang" yi ma li le"
[21:54.625] ai? bu dui.
[21:56.114] wang: bu shi zhe ci er.
[21:57.420] ma: zhe shi fen he wan la!
[21:58.570] wang: shen me fen he wan?
[21:59.771] ma: wu jia po la!
[22:02.070] wo shi" bao ma?"
[22:08.026] wo shi" bao biao bao biao" shen me?
[22:10.873] wang:" bao biao lu guo ma lan guan".
[22:12.650] ma: ai? na tian ni ting la?
[22:13.747] wang: wo mei ting!
[22:14.452] ma: ting la! ting la
[22:15.236] wang: wo mei ting
[22:15.915] ma: mei ting, ni zen me ba wo ci er gei ji zhu la?
[22:18.371] wang: ni de ci er?
[22:19.520] ma: wo jiu zhe ci er
[22:20.356] wang: shui chang dou zhe ci er
[22:21.610] ma: wo jiu zhe ci er
[22:22.237] wo jiu zhe ci er
[22:23.308] " bao"
[22:24.666] wang: bao biao!
[22:25.502] ma: o, dui!
[22:26.965] xue chang" bao biao lu guo ma lan guan na, a!"
[22:52.565] yi luo qiang, di xia zhe guan zhong, lian lou shang dai lou xia, hua!
[22:57.136] wang: ni qiao zhe hao a?
[22:58.181] ma: quan zou la!
[22:58.886] wang: na hai bu zou?
[23:00.480] ma: ma zhe jie di tui piao
[23:02.021] wang: hao a!
[23:03.197] ma: ni cai wo zhao ji bu zhao ji?
[23:05.600] huo gai ni zou! ni bu dong yi shu
[23:07.742] zan zhe wan yi er, huo mai yu shi jia
[23:10.041] wang: dui
[23:10.642] ma: zhen you yi bai qi shi duo wei mei zou!
[23:12.000] wang: ai ting?
[23:13.358] ma: qiang shang gua zhe, zou bu liao la!
[23:14.638] wang: zou bu liao la?
[00:10.671] mǎ: nín kàn zhè gè shuō xiàng sheng a zhè gè tái cí
[00:14.589] gēn qí tā de yì shù biǎo yǎn de tái cí shì bù tóng de
[00:21.172] xiàng sheng tā zhè lǐ tou a, tā yě yǒu wén yán yě yǒu chéng yǔ
[00:26.214] yě yǒu yàn yǔ yě yǒu sú yǔ yě yǒu xiǎo shì mín yǔ qì
[00:29.218] yǒu dì fāng yǔ, nà shi hěn duō
[00:32.274] xì jù jiù bú shì la
[00:34.051] huà jù ne, tā jiù bù néng shuō dà bái huà, dà bù fèn shì wén yán
[00:38.988] jīng xì a? nà jīng jù, tā jiù dé ya
[00:42.540] tā dān yǒu jīng jù de tái cí
[00:44.317] tā jiù gēn zán men pǔ tōng shuō huà bù yí yàng la
[00:46.380] wáng: shì a?
[00:48.026] mǎ: āi, bié máng
[00:49.280] tā jiù bù néng shuō" bié máng!"
[00:51.448] " qiě màn!"
[00:52.441] xì jù de" qiě màn!".
[00:55.575] wáng: āi. bié máng
[00:56.594] mǎ: píng cháng yě méi yǒu zhè me shuō de
[00:57.587] píng cháng shuí zhè me shuō?
[00:58.997] nǐ gāng zǒu nà ér
[01:00.199] " qiě màn"
[01:00.852] kě wǔ tái lǐ tou dǒng
[01:03.438] nǐ tīng zhe xì
[01:04.718] tā shuō:" qiě màn!"
[01:06.103] tīng xì jiù shì" bié máng"
[01:09.264] ràng tā" dǎ zhù"
[01:10.491] " bà le!" shì" dé la!"
[01:13.339] yī jiàn miàn, qǐng ān
[01:14.697] " cān jiàn lǎo dà rén"" cān jiàn fù mǔ"" cān jiàn diē diē"
[01:18.877] " bà le" zán píng cháng bù yòng
[01:23.709] " lǎo méi jiàn, nǐ hǎo a? wǒ gěi nǐ qǐng ān!"
[01:25.564] " āi, dé la, dé la!"
[01:26.452] bù néng" bà le"! yòng bù shàng
[01:29.874] zhè wǔ tái shàng tā yǒu wǔ tái cí
[01:31.415] " bà le"!" qiě màn"!
[01:34.759] " wū hū ya"!
[01:36.640] " wū hū ya" shì nà mèn ér
[01:39.304] " wū hū ya"! bù xìn?
[01:43.066] " nǐ dài zěn jiǎng?
[01:44.973] nǐ zài shuō yī biàn
[01:46.384] nǐ dài zěn jiǎng?"
[01:49.283] wáng: āi
[01:50.929] mǎ:" dū!" shì jí la
[01:53.593] " ?" shì bù lè yì le
[01:56.232] bù lè yì la" ?"
[02:00.359] " dū!" jí la!
[02:03.128] zhè chǎng xì jiàn guān ér, gěi guān ér guì xià
[02:08.692] zuì hǎo shì:" wū hū ya!"
[02:10.704] zhè fàn rén zhǔn yǒu hǎo chù
[02:13.368] dài shàng táng lái
[02:15.118] " gěi dà rén kòu tóu!"
[02:16.999] " tái qǐ tóu lái!"
[02:18.880] " xiǎo rén yǒu zuì bù gǎn tái tóu."
[02:21.179] " shù nǐ wú zuì."
[02:22.720] " xiè dà rén!"
[02:24.392] guān ér yī qiáo:" wū hū ya!"
[02:28.519] xíng la
[02:30.583] wáng: zěn me?
[02:31.340] mǎ: wū hū ya! bù xiàng shì wéi fēi zuò dǎi zhī rén
[02:33.117] xiáng xì shěn wèn, hǎo la
[02:36.042] " dū!" huài la!
[02:37.688] wáng: zěn me?
[02:38.289] mǎ: dǎo méi la!
[02:39.595] " gěi dà rén kòu tóu."
[02:40.535] " tái qǐ tóu lái!"
[02:41.188] " yǒu zuì bù gǎn tái tóu."
[02:42.312] " shù nǐ wú zuì!"
[02:43.069] " xiè dà rén!"
[02:43.957] " dū!" dǎo méi, zhǔn zāo!
[02:45.969] wáng: shēng qì le.
[02:47.249] mǎ: nà kě bù!
[02:48.189] zhè xì jù hěn shēn, xià gōng fū zuì nán
[02:52.212] chàng dǎ zuò niàn fān
[02:53.440] zhè gè zhè gè wǔ tái shàng
[02:55.974] wáng: ó, nín duì jīng xì hěn yǒu yán jiū?
[02:58.795] mǎ: yán jiū gàn ma?
[03:00.336] nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ? nǐ bù cháng tīng xì
[03:04.516] wáng: nà nǐ?
[03:05.117] mǎ: nǐ cháng tīng xì ma?
[03:06.188] jīng xì, nǐ tīng bù tīng ba?
[03:08.147] wáng: wǒ cóng xiǎo jiù ài tīng xì
[03:09.897] mǎ: nǐ yào cháng tīng xì, nǐ bù néng bù rèn shi wǒ
[03:12.013] nǐ bù néng bù rèn shi wǒ! nǐ rèn shi wǒ ma?
[03:13.737] wáng: bù rèn shi a?
[03:14.965] mǎ: nǐ kàn kàn! nǐ xì kàn kàn
[03:16.454] āi yā nǐ men ài hào jīng xì
[03:21.574] ài hào jīng jù de kě néng dōu dé rèn de wǒ
[03:26.067] wáng: shì a?
[03:26.720] mǎ: nǐ zěn me bù rèn shi wǒ ne?
[03:27.608] wáng: nín shì nǎ yī wèi?
[03:28.705] mǎ: yáng
[03:30.037] wáng: yáng?
[03:31.605] mǎ: yáng bǎo sēn!
[03:32.728] wáng: yáng bǎo sēn? nǐ shì yáng bǎo sēn?
[03:38.815] mǎ: zhēn shì bù rèn shi, ná wǒ ná wǒ dāng yáng bǎo sēn
[03:47.540] wǒ bú shì! wǒ bù xìng yáng, shuí yáng bǎo sēn?
[03:50.465] ná wǒ dāng yáng bǎo sēn! wǒ bú shì yáng bǎo sēn nǎ
[03:53.182] wáng: nín shì shuí?
[03:55.089] mǎ: tí yáng bǎo sēn zhè gè rén, nǐ zhī dào bù zhī dào?
[03:57.388] wáng: zhī dào
[03:59.033] mǎ: wǒ gěi tā dēng sān lún ér
[04:02.560] zhè duō shào nián le ba
[04:03.683] wáng: duō shào nián le? āi
[04:05.224] duō shào nián nǐ yě shì dēng sān lún ér a!
[04:07.393] mǎ: nà wán yì r!
[04:08.072] wáng: nà wán yì r yě shì dēng sān lún ér a
[04:10.658] mǎ: tā dēng sān lún ér, dēng wǒ
[04:12.016] wáng: ó, dēng nǐ, ná nǐ dāng sān lún ér la?
[04:13.819] mǎ: ná nǐ dāng sān lún la!
[04:15.177] wǒ zuò wǒ zuò nà ér, dēng sān lún ér nà dēng zhe
[04:17.110] hòu lái wǒ ràng tā," nǐ dēng bǎo sēn ba!"
[04:18.651] bǎo sēn jìng nào bìng, chē shì wǒ de, wǒ sòng gěi bǎo sēn
[04:20.898] wáng: a, sòng gěi tā le
[04:22.491] mǎ: wǒ bù xìng yáng
[04:23.197] wáng: ó! nín shì?
[04:24.137] mǎ: mǎ! běi jīng nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng!
[04:26.070] běi jīng nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng, chàng xì de mǎ lǎo bǎn!
[04:28.970] nà shuí bù zhī dào a?
[04:30.041] wáng: ó, běi jīng mǎ lǎo bǎn? mǎ lián liáng?
[04:33.045] mǎ: mǎ lián liáng gàn má?
[04:33.985] mǎ lián liáng shì wǒ men běn jiā, wǒ men dōu yī jiā zǐ
[04:36.624] wáng: ó, yī jiā zǐ
[04:37.721] mǎ: mǎ lián liáng shì" lián" zì ér de
[04:39.184] wáng: duì
[04:40.124] mǎ:" fù lián chéng", tā pái zì pái" lián" zì de!
[04:41.822] wǒ men kē bān ér, nà shí hou jiào" xǐ lián chéng", tīng shuō guò ma?
[04:44.486] wáng: tīng shuō guò
[04:45.244] mǎ:" xǐ lián chéng"!
[04:46.315] āi, wǒ men" xǐ" zì, léi xǐ fú? zhī dào ba?
[04:48.692] wáng: léi xǐ fú, dà shī xiōng?
[04:49.972] mǎ: āi, duì
[04:51.174] wáng: zhī dào
[04:51.748] mǎ: wǒ men yí kuài ér de
[04:52.584] zhè hái yòng shuō ma? hóu xǐ ruì zhī dào ma?
[04:56.947] wáng: zhī dào wa
[04:57.757] mǎ: hóu xǐ ruì
[04:59.664] " xǐ" zì ma, chén xǐ xīng kāng xǐ shòu wèi xǐ kuí
[05:05.306] méi yǒu wèi xǐ kuí, wèi xǐ kuí tā gǎi dà gǔ la
[05:08.258] wáng: méi gǎi! yī qǐ jiù chàng dà gǔ de
[05:11.471] mǎ: bú shì wèi xǐ kuí, shén me" xǐ kuí" wǒ wàng le
[05:12.646] wáng: āi, liú xǐ kuí
[05:14.005] mǎ: liú xǐ kuí, duì, fǎn zhèng wǒ men dōu" xǐ" zì ér de
[05:15.520] wáng: ó, nín jiào?
[05:17.244] mǎ: xǐ zǎo
[05:18.472] wáng: xǐ wǒ xiū jiǎo
[05:20.405] mǎ: xiū jiǎo gàn má?
[05:22.416] wáng: nǐ xǐ zǎo gàn má? nǐ nà ér xǐ wán la, wǒ zhè ér
[05:25.446] mǎ: xǐ! pái" xǐ" zì ér nà gè" xǐ" ya
[05:29.757] wáng: něi gè" xǐ" ya?
[05:30.645] mǎ: bú shì xǐ zǎo de nà gè" xǐ"
[05:31.637] dào xǐ fú lù shòu xǐ de" xǐ"
[05:35.112] wáng: ō! zǎo?
[05:38.064] mǎ: zǎo shì nà gè
[05:40.676] zhè gè zì hái shuō bù shàng lái
[05:43.837] wáng: tā lián míng zì dōu shuō bù shàng lái
[05:45.848] mǎ: cǎo zì tóu nà gè wǒ xiǎng xiǎng cǎo zì tóu nà gè
[05:49.061] wáng: lǐ shèng zǎo de nà gè" zǎo"
[05:51.412] mǎ: āi, nǐ yào shì bù tí, wǒ hái bǎ tā gěi wàng la!
[05:54.704] lǐ shèng zǎo, tīng guò ma?
[05:56.663] wáng: tīng guò
[05:57.316] mǎ: chàng de zěn me yàng?
[05:58.308] wáng: hǎo a
[05:59.014] mǎ: bié pěng, bié pěng! bié pěng, bié pěng!
[06:00.660] shuō shí zài de, lǐ shèng zǎo chàng de xíng ma?
[06:02.148] wáng: bù cuò
[06:02.802] mǎ: nǐ rèn wéi zěn me yàng?
[06:03.611] wáng: dōu rèn wéi bù cuò
[06:05.153] mǎ: fú ma?
[06:05.675] wáng: fú!
[06:06.328] mǎ: nà jiù wán le, nà zán jiù méi gāng tái le
[06:08.392] nǐ fú, jiù wán la. nà wǒ jiù xíng la
[06:11.422] wáng: wǒ fú lǐ shèng zǎo, ài zhe nǐ shén me la?
[06:14.060] mǎ: nǐ yào fú lǐ shèng zǎo jiù xíng la
[06:15.471] wáng: zěn me la?
[06:16.124] mǎ: nǐ rèn wéi shèng zǎo hǎo, nà jiù chéng! wǒ tòng kuài
[06:18.841] wáng: yǔ nǐ hé gān?
[06:20.251] mǎ: tā gēn wǒ xué de
[06:21.740] wáng: lǐ shèng zǎo gēn nǐ xué de?
[06:25.633] mǎ: yǒu rén tīng guò ba? lǐ shèng zǎo chàng de zěn me yàng? tā wán quán xué wǒ
[06:28.166] yě jiù shì wǒ jiào xì, wǒ dāng chū zài kē bān shí hòu, wǒ gěi tā pái xì
[06:33.783] nà dōu shì wǒ jiào de, wán quán xué wǒ
[06:36.055] wáng: shì a?
[06:36.839] mǎ: nǐ kàn tā jiù rú tóng kàn wǒ de xì yí yàng
[06:38.485] lǐ shèng zǎo wǒ gěi qǐ de míng zì
[06:40.836] zài kē bān tā pái zì pái" shèng" zì ér
[06:43.317] wǒ shuō tā jiào" shèng zǎo", nǐ jiù zhī dào gēn wǒ xué de la
[06:47.628] wáng: zěn me?
[06:48.385] mǎ: wǒ jiào" xǐ zǎo" ma, tā jiào" shèng zǎo"
[06:51.154] wǒ xǐ shèng xià tā zài xǐ!
[06:52.695] wáng: hǎo ma! liǎ rén yí gè pén ér
[06:56.535] mǎ: wǒ zǒng zài jiāng nán, jiāng nán yí dài
[06:59.069] shàng hǎi dào guò ma?
[07:00.375] wáng: dào guò
[07:00.924] mǎ: nán jīng ne?
[07:01.551] wáng: dào guò
[07:03.641] mǎ: dào nán fāng nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng:
[07:04.712] hǎi wài tiān zǐ dú shù yī zhì mǎ xǐ zǎo
[07:07.481] wǒ!
[07:09.205] hēi, zhèn jiāng, nǐ dǎ tīng ba!
[07:12.209] zhèn jiāng dà wǔ tái, nà jù chǎng wèi wǒ gài de.
[07:14.560] wáng: shì a?
[07:15.161] mǎ: sū zhōu, wǒ
[07:17.277] wáng: āi yō!
[07:17.930] mǎ: wǒ háng zhōu
[07:19.001] wáng: hǎo
[07:19.471] mǎ: wú hú
[07:23.128] wǒ, wǒ kuài la, kuài la!
[07:26.733] wáng: kuài" wū hū" la!
[07:28.300] yào sǐ le zhè wèi!
[07:29.319] mǎ: wǒ shuō wǒ yào sǐ a? wǒ shuō wǒ yào sǐ a?
[07:31.670] wáng: bù nǐ shuō nǐ kuài" wū hū" le ma?
[07:32.637] mǎ: wǒ kuài dào wú hú nà dì fāng qù la
[07:34.622] wáng: ó, dào nà ér yǎn chū
[07:35.406] mǎ: wǒ xiàn zài bù yǎn chū, wǒ zhèi xiē nián bù chàng la
[07:37.156] qì de! wǒ shēng qì, bù chàng la
[07:41.179] wáng: gēn shuí ya? shēng zhè me dà qì?
[07:42.433] mǎ: zhè huà! zài nǎ ér, zài shàng hǎi
[07:45.254] zhè nián tou nǐ kàn, yī jiǔ wǒ xiǎng xiǎng a
[07:49.146] yī jiǔ sì wǔ nián, nǐ kàn zhè duō shào nián le ba?
[07:51.131] wáng: rì běn xiáng fú nà nián
[07:52.437] mǎ: āi, duì la, rì běn xiáng fú, yī jiǔ sì wǔ nián
[07:54.815] wáng: gēn shuí ya? shēng zhè me dà qì?
[07:55.938] mǎ: nà shí hou, wǒ zài na r jiào jiào piào yǒu
[07:58.576] xiàn zài bù jiào yè yú ma? nà shí hou jiù shì piào yǒu
[08:01.763] wáng: duì duì
[08:02.416] mǎ: guó jù shè
[08:03.905] wǒ ya, wǒ zài na r dāng jiào liàn, jiào liàn, wǒ jiào liàn
[08:09.391] wáng: jiào liàn? zú qiú a shì pái qiú a?
[08:11.925] mǎ: zú qiú gàn má ya? wǒ chàng xì! zú qiú gàn shén me?
[08:15.739] wáng: bú shì jiào liàn ma? nǐ yě chàng xì?
[08:19.187] mǎ: bú shì jiào liàn wǒ
[08:20.362] wǒ jiào zhǐ huī, bù jiào zhǐ huī, wǒ bǎ chǎng zi, fú wù yuán bǎ zhe
[08:25.143] wáng: shén me ya?
[08:26.371] mǎ: bǎ chǎng zi
[08:27.311] wáng: bǎ chǎng zi yě bú duì ya
[08:28.748] mǎ: wǒ dé tīng, wǒ dé pái!
[08:30.341] wáng: nà jiào dǎo yǎn
[08:31.229] mǎ: duì, duì! dǎo yǎn. wǒ gěi nǐ dǎo yǎn
[08:34.233] chōng yǐ dǎo yǎn
[08:34.939] wáng: bié! yī huì ér xiā la, nǐ gěi wǒ dǎo yǎn?
[08:37.943] mǎ: wǒ qù nà ér dāng dǎo yǎn, wǒ gěi pái xì
[08:39.641] wáng: ō
[08:40.294] mǎ: piào yǒu gēn wǒ xué
[08:41.469] āi, hěn duō piào yǒu, dà huǒ ér yāo qiú wǒ:
[08:43.716] " mǎ lǎo bǎn, gēn nín xué chà bù lí, jǐ nián la!
[08:46.798] měi yuè gěi nín zhè me xiē qián, tiān tiān guǎn nín fàn
[08:50.403] qǐng nǐ wǔ tái shàng, nǐ gěi kàn kàn
[08:53.094] méi jiàn guò nín zǒu tái, nín yǎn liǎng chǎng
[08:55.993] kàn kàn nín wǔ tái shēn duàn ér, gēn nín xué xué."
[08:57.874] wáng: āi, ràng nǐ yǎn yǎn
[08:59.781] mǎ: hěn duō piào yǒu, yào gēn zhe xué
[09:01.479] yào kàn kàn wǔ tái jīng yàn, kàn kàn zán wǔ tái biǎo yǎn
[09:04.248] zěn me bàn?
[09:06.442] wáng: nà yǎn ba
[09:07.487] mǎ: chàng ba
[09:08.323] wáng: āi
[09:08.846] mǎ: zán bù wéi zhuàn qián, jiù wèi le ràng piào yǒu xué
[09:10.909] wáng: duì duì
[09:11.745] mǎ: yǎn liǎng tiān r
[09:13.861] wáng: zài nǎ ér?
[09:15.272] mǎ: zài huáng jīn
[09:17.727] wáng: huáng jīn dà xì yuàn?
[09:19.190] mǎ: a, lǐ bài liù lǐ bài yǎn liǎng tiān
[09:23.030] wǎn chǎng xì, yǎn liǎng gè wǎn chǎng
[09:25.721] bái tiān wǒ bù chàng, bái tiān wǒ shuì jiào, bái tiān wǒ xiē zhe
[09:27.732] yǎn liǎng tiān, piào yǒu men xué, zhè bù dìng hǎo le ma?
[09:30.736] gāi zháo shēng qì
[09:33.322] wáng: zěn me shēng qì la?
[09:34.524] mǎ: āi! nà nián a, nà nián nǎ, nà gè shuí ya?
[09:39.252] xiǎo yún ér a! tā ya, zhè fān ér
[09:42.256] wáng: āi? xiǎo yún ér shì shuí ya?
[09:44.137] mǎ: shàng
[09:45.443] wáng: shàng xiǎo yún?
[09:46.671] nà shi shàng lǎo bǎn! hái xiǎo yún ér ne?
[09:49.518] mǎ: shàng xiǎo yún ne
[09:50.380] tā zhè fān ér a, dào shàng hǎi, huáng jīn xì yuàn tā chàng la!
[09:54.978] yòu gǎi tā chàng la! bǎ wǒ qì de
[09:57.825] wǒ zhèng zǒu jù yuàn mén kǒu ér, wǒ yī kàn:
[10:01.064] huáng jīn dà xì yuàn mén kǒu tiē zhe zhè me dà de dà zì:
[10:03.651] " shàng xiǎo yún, xīng qī liù kāi shǐ yǎn chū."
[10:09.972] wǒ yī kàn, āi?
[10:12.637] zán dìng hǎo la lǐ bài liù lǐ bài ya?
[10:14.361] wáng: jiù shì a
[10:15.171] mǎ: zěn me gǎi la? wǒ wèn wèn zhè gè jīng lǐ, zěn me bàn?
[10:18.070] wáng: dé wèn wèn
[10:18.828] mǎ: wǒ jìn zhè jù chǎng, wǒ shàng lóu, zhǎo jīng lǐ
[10:20.500] " wǒ shuō jīng lǐ ne? jīng lǐ ne?"
[10:21.309] jīng lǐ zài wū lǐ zuò zhe ne
[10:22.903] " a, lái, lái! jìn lái!
[10:24.966] zhèng yào zhǎo nǐ, bù zhī nǐ nǎ ér zhù."
[10:27.082] wáng: zhè jiǎo ér, méi zhǔn dì r
[10:29.747] mǎ:" nǐ ya! tīng xìn ér. a, xiàn zài xiān bié lái."
[10:32.620] wǒ shuō:" zán bú shì dìng hǎo le ma? lǐ bài liù, lǐ bài."
[10:34.867] " a, shàng lǎo bǎn lái la."
[10:36.173] wǒ shuō:" něi gè shàng lǎo bǎn?"
[10:37.296] " shàng xiǎo yún shàng lǎo bǎn."
[10:38.498] " nà me wǒ ne?"
[10:39.308] " nǐ tīng xìn ér."
[10:40.248] wáng: tīng xìn ér?
[10:41.972] mǎ: wǒ shuō:" tīng duō zěn de xìn ér a?"
[10:43.801] " tīng xìn ér! duō zá jù chǎng jiē bù zháo jiǎo ér, nǐ lái."
[10:47.380] wáng: hǎo ma, zhè wèi shì dǎ bǔ dīng de
[10:50.096] mǎ: bǎ wǒ qì de!
[10:51.637] nǐ zěn me zhè me qiáo bù qǐ wǒ ya?
[10:53.780] nǐ jiù xìn tā ya?
[10:55.242] wǒ fēi chàng bù kě, wǒ jiù chàng!
[10:58.847] wáng: nǐ fēi chàng bù kě, nà bù gěi rén shàng lǎo bǎn kāi jiǎo huo le ma?
[11:02.269] mǎ: wǒ jiǎo huo tā gàn má? wǒ fēi děi huáng jīn dà xì yuàn ya?
[11:04.960] wáng: āi duì
[11:05.796] mǎ: wǒ zhè yì shù, wǒ jiù yī jiā jù chǎng xué de?
[11:08.330] zhēn shì! tiān chán wǔ tái
[11:10.576] wáng: tiān chán dà wǔ tái? huò? zuì dà de
[11:13.397] mǎ: duì la! běn lái dìng liǎng tiān, wǒ gǎi sān tiān
[11:15.540] wáng: bǐ tā duō yì tiān
[11:16.950] mǎ: zán dǔ zhè qì ér, qiāng zhè huǒ
[11:18.413] duō yǎn yì tiān, wǒ yǎn sān tiān
[11:20.712] wáng: yǎn sān tiān
[11:22.018] mǎ: qiáo tā piào jià mài duō shǎo qián? gēn tā bǐ zhe
[11:23.507] dǎ tīng dǎ tīng, huáng jīn xì yuàn, tā zhè zěn me yàng?
[11:26.563] piào jià? yī dǎ tīng, shàng xiǎo yún nà ér bā qiān kuài!
[11:31.344] wáng: bā qiān?
[11:32.519] mǎ: qián pái měi zuò bā qiān kuài! yī jiǔ sì wǔ nián
[11:35.314] wáng: kě bù duō
[11:36.176] mǎ: guì la! dà fā la! dà fā la
[11:37.822] gāo la! jià mǎ gāo la!
[11:39.363] wáng: mǎi gè shāo bǐng hái yī bǎi kuài qián ne, shàng lǎo bǎn mài bā qiān kuài
[11:44.326] mǎ: bù zhí, bù zhí
[11:45.502] wáng: tài jiàn la
[11:47.461] mǎ: zhè bù tiān chán wǔ tái gēn wǒ shāng liáng le
[11:49.525] zán zhè piào jià zěn me dìng a?
[11:51.588] wǒ shuō nà biān duō shǎo qián?
[11:53.548] tā shuō" bā qiān."
[11:54.540] nà ér bā qiān, yī xiǎng a
[11:59.242] wǒ zhè ér a béng yóu yù, gān cuì!
[12:05.564] wáng: liǎng qiān kuài qián ér!
[12:07.811] liǎng qiān kuài qián nǐ duō mǎi diǎn hǎo chá yè
[12:09.561] bù wéi tīng xì, wèi hē chá duì ba?
[12:12.722] mǎ: shuí ya? shuí ya? nǐ shuō shuí ya zhè shì?
[12:15.020] shuí ya? shuō shuí nǎ?
[12:17.972] wáng: shuō nǐ ya!
[12:21.629] mǎ: bā qiān, nà ér bā qiān
[12:23.144] wáng: bā qiān nà shi shàng lǎo bǎn
[12:24.529] mǎ: wǒ, wǒ duō shǎo qián?
[12:25.417] wáng: liǎng qiān kuài qián, bù shǎo la!
[12:27.167] mǎ: wǒ bù zhí qián, wǒ bù rú tā?
[12:29.832] zài nǎ ér? nǎ ér? nǎ ér, nǎ ér?
[12:33.306] nǐ kàn jiàn la? kàn jiàn la!
[12:37.956] nǐ tīng shuō de? nǐ kàn jiàn la?
[12:39.915] nǐ shì tīng shuō la? nǐ kàn jiàn la?
[12:46.184] nǐ tīng rén shuō de hái shì nǐ kàn jiàn la?!
[12:49.241] wáng: wǒ zhè me zuó mo zhe
[12:49.998] mǎ: pēi!
[12:53.655] yào bù zhè zhǒng rén! nǐ jiù bù néng dā lǐ tā, nǐ bù néng lǐ tā ne!
[12:55.902] zhè ér hái màn màn gào sù nǐ: bā qiān bā qiān! tā nà ér bā qiān!
[12:58.331] wǒ liǎng qiān? hái dài diǎn ér hǎo chá yè, wǒ guǎn fàn dé le!
[13:02.197] wǒ gēn nǐ yào jià, wǒ suàn zāi la, wǒ suàn zāi gēn tou la!
[13:05.593] wáng: ó? nà nín mài duō shǎo?
[13:06.821] mǎ: mài duō shǎo qián ne? yī wàn èr!
[13:08.545] wáng: a? qián pái yī wàn èr?
[13:11.784] mǎ: qián pái gàn má? bù guǎn qián pái
[13:13.143] shén me qián pái hòu pái, yī lǜ yī wàn èr
[13:15.311] qián hòu pái bú duì hào
[13:18.367] wáng: yī wàn èr?
[13:19.203] mǎ: bú duì hào rù zuò, nǐ gǎn shàng qián pái yī wàn èr, hòu pái yī wàn èr
[13:21.397] lóu shàng jǐn hòu biān, zhào yàng yī wàn èr
[13:23.409] wáng: hē! zhè jià mǎ kě gāo
[13:24.689] mǎ: jiù zhè jià. tīng xì de, guān zhòng bù zài hu qián
[13:26.465] kàn de shì wán yì r, tīng de shì xì, zán sān tiān xì mǎ dé yìng
[13:29.887] wáng: āi, tóu tiān shì shén me xì?
[13:32.082] mǎ: a? tóu tiān ne, lián huán tào
[13:35.660] wáng: lián huán tào?
[13:37.097] mǎ:" chā dāo dào gōu"
[13:37.907] wáng: hēi! zhè xì hǎo xì
[13:40.049] mǎ: hēi! zuò zhài dào mǎ bài shān dào gōu chàng quán la!
[13:43.941] dòu ěr dūn! shàng xiǎo yún lái yí gè? shàng xiǎo yún lái dòu ěr dūn?
[13:48.513] wáng: lái bù liǎo, lái bù liǎo!
[13:49.531] mǎ: ō, ō! wán le ba!
[13:52.823] wáng: dì èr tiān ne?
[13:53.842] mǎ: dì èr tiān ne
[13:56.271] dì èr tiān wǒ lái yí gè qí yuān bào wū pén jì
[14:03.272] wáng: lǎo shēng xì?
[14:04.082] mǎ: chàng gōng xì
[14:04.970] wáng: lǎo shēng nǐ yě chéng a?
[14:06.276] mǎ: yě xíng a? yě xíng a!
[14:08.575] chàng dǎ zuò niàn fān, quán huó ér!
[14:11.161] wáng: lǎo shēng, nǐ qù shuí?
[14:14.008] mǎ: qí yuān bào lǎo shēng!
[14:17.535] tóu tiān, wǒ" dòu ěr dūn"! lián huán tào
[14:21.557] wáng: bié shuō dòu ěr dūn!
[14:23.203] zhè qí yuān bào lǎo shēng shì shuí a?
[14:25.633] mǎ: wǒ chàng gōng xì ya
[14:27.278] wáng: shì a? qù shuí ya?
[14:28.820] mǎ: dì sān tiān ne, wǒ yī xiǎng a
[14:30.962] wǒ lái yí gè
[14:32.242] wáng: bié, bié sān tiān!
[14:33.600] dì èr tiān, lǎo shēng shì shuí?
[14:36.003] mǎ: wǒ zhī dào. dì èr tiān a, dì èr tiān a, lǎo shēng a, shuí ne?
[14:38.563] wū pén jì ma, tā nà gè shuí?
[14:45.094] zhào dà nà liǎng kǒu zi hài sǐ tā, zuò chéng pén ér ma
[14:48.359] wáng: duì duì, tā jiào shén me míng zì?
[14:50.423] mǎ: nǐ qiáo
[14:52.539] chàng xiū bǎ wǒ dàng zuò le yāo mó lùn
[15:02.517] wáng: xíng xíng
[15:03.693] mǎ: bié máng, yī huì ér, zhè cí ér jiù chū lái le
[15:05.913] wáng: shuí wèn cí ér a?
[15:07.350] wèn nǐ jiào shén me míng zì?
[15:09.022] jiào shén me?
[15:12.940] mǎ: xú shì chāng
[15:15.971] wáng: shén me?
[15:16.676] mǎ: xú shì chāng
[15:18.086] wáng: xú shì chāng?
[15:19.732] liú shì chāng!
[15:21.091] mǎ: duì! liú shì chāng, liú shì chāng!
[15:23.102] duì! wǒ shuō chéng xú shì chāng le. liú shì chāng!
[15:23.938] wáng: xú shì chāng nà shi dà zǒng tǒng!
[15:25.871] mǎ: liú shì chāng, duì duì!
[15:30.129] dì èr tiān wǒ liú shì chāng
[15:32.036] hǎo! dì sān tiān wǒ lái gè tè bié de ba!
[15:35.797] " hóng yóu èr lóu"," hóng yóu èr lóu"!
[15:39.167] qiáo wǒ yí ge rén de. wǒ yí ge rén dǐng xià lái
[15:41.414] wáng: yí ge rén dǐng de xià lái ma?
[15:42.537] mǎ: āi, zěn me dǐng bù xià lái ya?
[15:43.660] wáng: hóng yóu èr lóu?
[15:44.470] mǎ: āi!
[15:44.940] wáng: sān lóu jiù bù yóu la?
[15:47.004] sān lóu hái yóu ma?
[15:48.415] mǎ: wǒ zhè wǒ gàn má? wǒ yóu sān lóu gàn má?
[15:50.948] wáng: nǐ bù shuō shì" hóng yóu èr lóu" ma?
[15:54.135] mǎ: zhè shì nà xì! zhè shì dà lóu, shén me lóu nà xì!
[15:57.322] wáng: nà shi hóng lóu mèng, yóu sān jiě yóu èr jiě!
[15:59.935] mǎ: wǒ zhī dào, nǐ béng guǎn, wǒ jiù lái zhè gè
[16:01.685] tóu tiān de lián huán tào, wǒ chàng wǎn chǎng xì, bái tiān wǒ bù chàng
[16:06.962] wáng: bái tiān bù chàng?
[16:08.607] mǎ: wǎn chǎng xì
[16:09.731] zǎo chén, bā diǎn lái zhōng
[16:14.929] kè mǎn! jù chǎng, zuò mǎn la!
[16:19.709] wáng: wǎn chǎng xì, zǎo yīng gāi zuò mǎn la!
[16:22.504] mǎ: bú duì hào a, bú duì hào rù zuò
[16:24.882] shuí bù dé zǎo qù ya? gǎn qián pái zuò ér, dé tīng dé kàn nǎ
[16:28.173] wáng: duì duì
[16:28.695] mǎ: dōu zǎo qù ya. guān zhòng qù de zǎo
[16:30.158] bā diǎn, mǎn zuò!
[16:31.595] wǒ hái méi qǐ ne, wǒ shuì de zháo zhe de
[16:33.267] wǒ tīng zhe kè rén guān zhòng rāng rng shuō huà
[16:35.174] bā kāi mén yī kàn: huō! wǒ xīn lǐ huà!
[16:38.073] wáng: āi āi! děng děng!
[16:39.954] bā diǎn zuò jiù mǎn le, nǐ zěn me zhī dào de?
[16:43.376] mǎ: zhè, zhèng bǎ wǒ chǎo xǐng la
[16:44.735] wáng: bǎ nǐ chǎo xǐng la?
[16:46.197] nǐ zài nǎ ér shuì jiào a?
[16:47.216] mǎ: hòu tái
[16:48.366] wáng: hā hā, hòu tái shuì jiào?
[16:51.187] nǐ zhù lǚ guǎn fàn diàn nǎ?
[16:53.198] mǎ: wǒ bú zhù fàn diàn, wǒ jiù zhù hòu tái
[16:55.445] wǒ zǒng zhù hòu tái, wǒ zǒng gēn xiāng guān ér zài yí kuài ér shuì
[16:58.501] dié yī shang, dié xíng tou nà gè xiāng guān ér
[17:02.002] wáng: nǐ gàn má gēn tā zài yí kuài ér shuì jiào?
[17:03.961] mǎ: wǒ jiù wèi... gài tā de bèi zi
[17:06.468] wáng: hē! zhè jiǎo ér! lián bèi zǐ dōu méi yǒu
[17:09.420] mǎ: bú shì méi yǒu, bú shì méi yǒu!
[17:10.726] wáng: yǒu?
[17:11.588] mǎ: wǒ yǒu qián bù zhì zhè dōng xī, wǒ xián má fan
[17:14.488] chū mén dǎ xíng lǐ juàn ér, dài zhe má fán
[17:16.369] wǒ yǒu qián, wǒ duō zhì xíng tou
[17:18.563] mén lián dà tái zhàng dà shǒu jiù wǒ yǒu qī shí duō gè
[17:23.396] wáng: qī shí duō gè?
[17:24.467] mǎ: āi
[17:25.120] wáng: nǐ gǎi liǎ bèi zi hǎo bù hǎo?
[17:27.157] mǎ: guǎn de zháo ma? wǒ lè yì ya! wǒ lè yì ya
[17:29.796] gāng dǐng zhōng wǔ shí èr diǎn duō zhōng, yòu lái sì bǎi duō wèi, mǎi piào
[17:34.707] qián biān bù néng mài piào la, zuò mǎn la! méi piào le
[17:37.424] " méi piào la? bù xíng! wǒ men yě de tīng a!
[17:39.461] wǒ men tīng mǎ xǐ zǎo mǎ lǎo bǎn, wǒ men bú shì cǐ dì de
[17:42.256] wǒ men dǎ nán jīng lái de sū zhōu háng zhōu lái de bèng bù lái de xú zhōu lái de yǒu shí jiā zhuāng lái de yǒu xíng tái lái de."
[17:49.022] nǐ qiáo, zhè me duō rén
[17:50.511] zěn me bàn? mò dì fāng zuò la!
[17:53.332] " mǎi zhàn piào ba!"
[17:54.351] " zhàn piào? xíng!"
[17:55.161] " yī wàn èr!"
[17:55.944] wáng: a? zhàn piào yě yī wàn èr?
[17:57.172] mǎ: zhào yàng yī wàn èr
[17:58.348] sì bǎi duō wèi, lèng qū zūn dà jià zhàn zhe tīng
[18:00.673] tài hǎo la! tài pěng mǎ xǐ zǎo la!
[18:02.788] tài pěng wǒ la! zhàn zhe tīng, sì bǎi duō wèi gāng zhàn hǎo
[18:08.144] yòu lái le, yòu lái sān bǎi duō wèi, fēi tīng bù kě
[18:10.495] jù chǎng jīng lǐ shuō:" zhè zěn me bàn ne? zhàn piào dōu mǎn la, nín mǎi dūn piào xíng ma"?
[18:17.051] " wǒ men lè yì, lè yì"!
[18:18.880] wáng: dūn zhe? zěn me dūn?
[18:20.944] mǎ: rén dōu shàng biān kuān dǐ xià zhǎi ya
[18:23.033] liǎng wèi de kōng dàng dūn yí gè, liǎng wèi de kōng dàng dūn yí gè
[18:28.545] wáng: hǎo ma! shòu zuì lái la!
[18:29.956] mǎ: āi, gāng dūn hǎo, yòu lái yī bǎi qī shí duō wèi!
[18:31.967] wáng: yī bǎi qī shí duō wèi?
[18:33.221] mǎ: zhè yī bǎi qī shí duō wèi zài mén kǒu zhí kū, zhí diào yǎn lèi
[18:35.807] " wǒ tīng bù zháo mǎ xǐ zǎo, jiǎn zhí shì huó bù liǎo a."
[18:38.707] wáng: āi, zhì yú ma? zhè gè!
[18:40.170] mǎ: āi yā, jīng lǐ xīn ruǎn la
[18:41.162] shuō" zhè zěn me bàn? mǎi guà piào ba
[18:42.547] duì! guà! hǎo, guà ba!"
[18:44.637] wáng: guà? zěn me gè guà piào?
[18:46.361] mǎ: jiù yī kē shéng zi shuān yí gè, yī kē shéng zi shuān yí gè
[18:48.607] wǎng qiáng shàng, wǎng qiáng shàng yī guà.
[18:50.201] wáng: hǎo ma! shòu zuì lái la?
[18:53.466] mǎ: guà piào! guà yī bǎi qī shí duō wèi!
[18:55.138] wáng: hǎo!
[18:55.765] mǎ: hē! wǒ xīn lǐ zhè tòng kuài!
[18:57.646] bàn xì ya, dòu ěr dūn!
[19:00.127] gāng yào dǎ huā liǎn ér a!
[19:05.012] wáng: āi! nà jiào gōu liǎn ér
[19:07.389] mǎ: wǒ shuō gōu liǎn ér pà nǐ bù dǒng!
[19:09.035] gōu liǎn ér gōu yǎn ér?
[19:11.778] wáng: gōu liǎn ér!
[19:14.390] mǎ: gāng yào gōu liǎn ér a, cóng hòu tái jìn lái yí ge rén
[19:17.603] dà gāo gè, dài zhe hēi yǎn jìng ér
[19:20.163] chá jìng mò jìng, zán shuō bù qīng chǔ a, dà gè!
[19:22.723] " ó, xīn kǔ, xīn kǔ, xīn kǔ! zhòng wèi!
[19:25.780] nǎ wèi mǎ lǎo bǎn? nǎ wèi shì mǎ lǎo bǎn mǎ xǐ zǎo? nǎ wèi xǐ zǎo?"
[19:31.448] wáng: hǎo ma, zhǎo xǐ zǎo de!
[19:32.989] mǎ:" wǒ, wǒ! wǒ, wǒ xìng mǎ!"
[19:35.575] " ó, nǐ hǎo!
[19:38.893] shí zài gāi lái la! shǎo bài wàng! bù zhī nǐ nǎ ér zhù!"
[19:40.826] wáng: ō? shuí ya zhè shì?
[19:42.968] mǎ: bù rèn de
[19:43.856] " nǐ gàn má de? chàng xì de?
[19:46.677] bù rèn shi a, guì xìng?"
[19:49.081] " jīn jīn shǎo shān."
[19:51.353] " shǎo shān?"
[19:53.574] wáng: jīn shǎo shān lái bài wàng? hǎo!
[19:55.951] mǎ:" a, nín zhǎo wǒ? yǒu shì ér ma?"
[19:57.414] " méi bié de shì ér, tīng shuō nín tiē lián huán tào, fēi chàng dòu ěr dūn nǎ?
[19:59.765] nǐ yào chàng dòu ěr dūn, wǒ jiù méi fàn la!
[20:01.959] suī rán shuō wǒ méi néng nài, jiāng nán huá běi yí dài, wǒ xiǎo xiǎo yǒu' wàn ér'
[20:05.329] dōu zhī dào wǒ chàng de bù cuò
[20:06.818] jīn ér tīng nín zhè gè, zài tīng wǒ nà gè, wǒ yī fēn qián bù zhí la!
[20:09.770] wú lùn rú hé, nǐ shǎng wǒ diǎn fàn chī, wǒ lái dòu ěr dūn."
[20:11.990] wáng: tā yào lái dòu ěr dūn
[20:13.348] mǎ: wǒ shuō:" nǐ lái dòu ěr dūn, wǒ ne?"
[20:14.289] " nín lái tiān bà?"
[20:15.882] " shuí?"
[20:17.293] " wǒ shǎo shān lái dòu ěr dūn, nǐ lái tiān bà."
[20:21.499] wáng: tiān bà, nǐ yě xíng?
[20:23.014] mǎ: yě xíng? bǎ" yě" zì qù la!
[20:24.111] jiù shì" xíng"!
[20:25.678] wǒ shuō:" hǎo! nǐ bàn ba! wǒ gěi nǐ huà liǎn ér."
[20:30.589] " yō! nǐ béng guǎn, wǒ zì jǐ lái."
[20:32.131] wǒ shuō:" nǐ lái, hǎo!" tā dòu ěr dūn, wǒ lái tiān bà
[20:33.933] wǒ shuō:" shuí? ruì ān! ruì ān!"
[20:36.310] wáng: ruì ān shì shuí ya?
[20:37.433] mǎ: zhōu ruì ān, zhōu ruì ān dōu bàn hǎo tiān bà la!
[20:40.098] wǒ shuō:" nǐ tiàn le ba! nǐ gǎi jì quán, wǒ tiān bà."
[20:43.206] wǒ bàn hǎo le tiān bà le, jùn bàn bù huà liǎn
[20:47.020] wǒ bā tái lián ér yī kàn: shǎo shān zhè zhè dòu ěr dūn a!
[20:51.252] wáng: nà shi zhēn hǎo!
[20:53.081] mǎ: yī mén méi yǒu a
[20:53.969] wáng: a?
[20:54.622] mǎ: dào mǎ de nà gè dì fāng, zán yī kàn, tái shǒu dòng jiǎo
[20:57.208] gēn wǒ nà gè wán quán yì diǎn yě bù yí yàng.
[21:01.936] wáng: shì a! tā yào gēn nǐ yí yàng? tā yě méi bèi zi la!
[21:08.206] mǎ: zán bù shuō tā zhè gè shēn duàn
[21:11.549] tā chàng de zuò zhài, nà yáo tóu huǎng nǎo dì yí chàng, shuí gěi tā jiào hǎo?
[21:17.270] dǎ tā yī chū chǎng, nà tái xià de guān zhòng jiù dí gū:
[21:19.987] " hēi! hǎo a, hǎo! mǎ lǎo bǎn ne? mǎ xǐ zǎo!"
[21:23.644] " jīn shǎo shān! yō?"
[21:26.152] " mǎ lǎo bǎn? yí dìng' tiān bà'."
[21:28.424] dōu biē zhe gěi huáng tiān bà jiào hǎo!
[21:32.082] wáng: tīng nǐ de
[21:32.604] mǎ: tīng zhe zán zhè yī shàng chǎng
[21:33.753] nǐ zuó mo zuó mo zhè mú yàng! bàn chū tiān bà lái zěn me yàng?
[21:37.567] wáng: hóu ér a?
[21:39.239] mǎ: hǎo, jù jù luò hǎo
[21:40.937] tā bù là hǎo, zán hái bù là hǎo?
[21:42.426] tā chàng de méi yào xià lái. zán nà tiān, wǒ sǎng zi yě bù zhī zěn me la!
[21:45.378] wáng: shì a?
[21:46.240] mǎ: nà tiān wǒ bù zhī dào nà tiān wǒ chī le shén me la?
[21:47.442] nà tiān, hē! wǒ sǎng zi zhè gè liàng a!
[21:50.341] xué chàng" yī mǎ lí le"
[21:54.625] āi? bú duì.
[21:56.114] wáng: bú shì zhè cí ér.
[21:57.420] mǎ: zhè shì fén hé wān la!
[21:58.570] wáng: shén me fén hé wān?
[21:59.771] mǎ: wǔ jiā pō la!
[22:02.070] wǒ shì" bǎo mǎ?"
[22:08.026] wǒ shì" bǎo biāo bǎo biāo" shén me?
[22:10.873] wáng:" bǎo biāo lù guò mǎ lán guān".
[22:12.650] mǎ: āi? nà tiān nǐ tīng la?
[22:13.747] wáng: wǒ méi tīng!
[22:14.452] mǎ: tīng la! tīng la
[22:15.236] wáng: wǒ méi tīng
[22:15.915] mǎ: méi tīng, nǐ zěn me bǎ wǒ cí ér gěi jì zhù la?
[22:18.371] wáng: nǐ de cí ér?
[22:19.520] mǎ: wǒ jiù zhè cí ér
[22:20.356] wáng: shuí chàng dōu zhè cí ér
[22:21.610] mǎ: wǒ jiù zhè cí ér
[22:22.237] wǒ jiù zhè cí ér
[22:23.308] " bǎo"
[22:24.666] wáng: bǎo biāo!
[22:25.502] mǎ: ó, duì!
[22:26.965] xué chàng" bǎo biāo lù guò mǎ lán guān nǎ, a!"
[22:52.565] yī luò qiāng, dǐ xià zhè guān zhòng, lián lóu shàng dài lóu xià, huā!
[22:57.136] wáng: nǐ qiáo zhè hǎo a?
[22:58.181] mǎ: quán zǒu la!
[22:58.886] wáng: nà hái bù zǒu?
[23:00.480] mǎ: mà zhe jiē dì tuì piào
[23:02.021] wáng: hǎo a!
[23:03.197] mǎ: nǐ cāi wǒ zháo jí bù zháo jí?
[23:05.600] huó gāi nǐ zǒu! nǐ bù dǒng yì shù
[23:07.742] zán zhè wán yì ér, huò mài yú shí jiā
[23:10.041] wáng: duì
[23:10.642] mǎ: zhēn yǒu yī bǎi qī shí duō wèi méi zǒu!
[23:12.000] wáng: ài tīng?
[23:13.358] mǎ: qiáng shàng guà zhe, zǒu bù liǎo la!
[23:14.638] wáng: zǒu bù liǎo la?
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