| 给大家说一段啊！ | |
| 有一位局长啊，这有局长没有...... | |
| 反正不是文化局局长， | |
| 有一位局长，咱不管哪个局！ | |
| 反正是个局长，一位局长， | |
| 这个局长下片查卫生， | |
| 这一个局啊他的下属单位很多！ | |
| 到年了，节了，他必得去啊，各各单位走一走，转一转！ | |
| 查查卫生，过年过节了嘛！ | |
| 这个局长就到某一个单位了，到哪去了呢？， | |
| 就到个宾馆！到一个招待所来查卫生！ | |
| 局长刚一进门，这前厅啊，地下啊，满都是水啊！很多的水！ | |
| 这经理干嘛呢，擦地呢！ | |
| 经理拿着个蹲布在那正擦地呢！ | |
| 看那样子很卖力气！可是头上并没见汗！ | |
| 一看那些女职工们呢！ | |
| 拿着沾布擦楼栏杆呢！忙着手脚停！ | |
| 局长一看，啊......很好嘛...啊...搞的不错嘛...经常这么搞吗？ | |
| 这经理呢就吞吞吐吐的回答， | |
| 啊...那个...啊...对了...对了...是这样...是这样...... | |
| 啊...很好...很好...啊...不错嘛...搞的不错嘛！ | |
| 局长一看，这玻璃窗户上净是泥啊！玻璃下雨的这个泥点子很多！ | |
| 一看这窗户角上！很多的蜘蛛网， | |
| 啊...我到你们侧所看一看！ | |
| 哎...局长局长......您上二楼！您会议室！您客厅休息休息，您喝点茶！抽抽烟！ | |
| 不不......我解小便，解小便... | |
| 这解小便不能不让去啊！ | |
| 好好好......您解小便...您跟我来...... | |
| 经理带着局长就来了！局长，您看，这是男厕，这是女厕！ | |
| 这局长迈大步推门就进啊！ | |
| 刚一进门，这里头，呜......一万多苍蝇！ | |
| 大苍蝇，小苍蝇，麻豆苍，绿豆苍！ | |
| 呜...呜......跟龙卷风一样！ | |
| 局长一进去，这苍蝇它往身上撞 | |
| 把局长给推出来了！ | |
| 把局长给气的，这怎么搞的，这个...很不像话了嘛！这个苍蝇这个...... | |
| 唉......局长局长...您休息一会儿，一个小时，一个小时，一个小时以后您再来，您客厅您休息，您先喝点茶， | |
| 不喝不喝，...你们这个太不像话了... | |
| 您坐沙发上您休息，您抽棵烟！ | |
| 你们这个卫生...这个问题啊，不抽烟， | |
| 啪......把烟头给扔了...... | |
| 到厕所，我解小便， | |
| 哦哦...您解小便...您跟我来... | |
| 又来了，经理带着，这是男厕，这是女厕， | |
| 这回局长跟刚才不一样了，不是迈大步往里就进了，稳稳当当，慢慢腾腾的，一点一点的推门， | |
| 进来...进来一看哪，一个苍蝇也没有， | |
| 啊...很好嘛，一个苍蝇也没有啊，好好好......那我解个大便！ | |
| 唉......局长...您解大便...您可...您要拉您可快点拉...一会儿那苍蝇可就回来...... | |
| 苍蝇都哪里去了？ | |
| 这不这个中午十二点嘛！都奔了食堂了， |
| gei da jia shuo yi duan a! | |
| you yi wei ju zhang a, zhe you ju zhang mei you...... | |
| fan zheng bu shi wen hua ju ju zhang, | |
| you yi wei ju zhang, zan bu guan nei ge ju! | |
| fan zheng shi ge ju zhang, yi wei ju zhang, | |
| zhe ge ju zhang xia pian cha wei sheng, | |
| zhe yi ge ju a ta de xia shu dan wei hen duo! | |
| dao nian le, jie le, ta bi dei qu a, ge ge dan wei zou yi zou, zhuan yi zhuan! | |
| zha zha wei sheng, guo nian guo jie le ma! | |
| zhe ge ju zhang jiu dao mou yi ge dan wei le, dao na qu le ne?, | |
| jiu dao ge bin guan! dao yi ge zhao dai suo lai cha wei sheng! | |
| ju zhang gang yi jin men, zhe qian ting a, di xia a, man dou shi shui a! hen duo de shui! | |
| zhe jing li gan ma ne, ca di ne! | |
| jing li na zhe ge dun bu zai na zheng ca di ne! | |
| kan na yang zi hen mai li qi! ke shi tou shang bing mei jian han! | |
| yi kan nei xie nv zhi gong men ne! | |
| na zhe zhan bu ca lou lan gan ne! mang zhuo shou jiao ting! | |
| ju zhang yi kan, a...... hen hao ma... a... gao de bu cuo ma... jing chang zhe me gao ma? | |
| zhe jing li ne jiu tun tun tu tu de hui da, | |
| a... na ge... a... dui le... dui le... shi zhe yang... shi zhe yang...... | |
| a... hen hao... hen hao... a... bu cuo ma... gao de bu cuo ma! | |
| ju zhang yi kan, zhe bo li chuang hu shang jing shi ni a! bo li xia yu de zhe ge ni dian zi hen duo! | |
| yi kan zhe chuang hu jiao shang! hen duo de zhi zhu wang, | |
| a... wo dao ni men ce suo kan yi kan! | |
| ai... ju chang ju zhang...... nin shang er lou! nin hui yi shi! nin ke ting xiu xi xiu xi, nin he dian cha! chou chou yan! | |
| bu bu...... wo jie xiao bian, jie xiao bian... | |
| zhe jie xiao bian bu neng bu rang qu a! | |
| hao hao hao...... nin jie xiao bian... nin gen wo lai...... | |
| jing li dai zhe ju zhang jiu lai le! ju zhang, nin kan, zhe shi nan ce, zhe shi nv ce! | |
| zhe ju zhang mai da bu tui men jiu jin a! | |
| gang yi jin men, zhe li tou, wu...... yi wan duo cang ying! | |
| da cang ying, xiao cang ying, ma dou cang, lv dou cang! | |
| wu... wu...... gen long juan feng yi yang! | |
| ju zhang yi jin qu, zhe cang ying ta wang shen shang zhuang | |
| ba ju zhang gei tui chu lai le! | |
| ba ju zhang gei qi de, zhe zen me gao de, zhe ge... hen bu xiang hua le ma! zhe ge cang ying zhe ge...... | |
| ai...... ju chang ju zhang... nin xiu xi yi hui er, yi ge xiao shi, yi ge xiao shi, yi ge xiao shi yi hou nin zai lai, nin ke ting nin xiu xi, nin xian he dian cha, | |
| bu he bu he,... ni men zhe ge tai bu xiang hua le... | |
| nin zuo sha fa shang nin xiu xi, nin chou ke yan! | |
| ni men zhe ge wei sheng... zhe ge wen ti a, bu chou yan, | |
| pa...... ba yan tou gei reng le...... | |
| dao ce suo, wo jie xiao bian, | |
| o o... nin jie xiao bian... nin gen wo lai... | |
| you lai le, jing li dai zhe, zhe shi nan ce, zhe shi nv ce, | |
| zhe hui ju zhang gen gang cai bu yi yang le, bu shi mai da bu wang li jiu jin le, wen wen dang dang, man man teng teng de, yi dian yi dian de tui men, | |
| jin lai... jin lai yi kan na, yi ge cang ying ye mei you, | |
| a... hen hao ma, yi ge cang ying ye mei you a, hao hao hao...... na wo jie ge da bian! | |
| ai...... ju zhang... nin jie da bian... nin ke... nin yao la nin ke kuai dian la... yi hui er na cang ying ke jiu hui lai...... | |
| cang ying dou na li qu le? | |
| zhe bu zhe ge zhong wu shi er dian ma! dou ben le shi tang le, |
| gěi dà jiā shuō yī duàn a! | |
| yǒu yī wèi jú zhǎng a, zhè yǒu jú zhǎng méi yǒu...... | |
| fǎn zhèng bú shì wén huà jú jú zhǎng, | |
| yǒu yī wèi jú zhǎng, zán bù guǎn něi gè jú! | |
| fǎn zhèng shì gè jú zhǎng, yī wèi jú zhǎng, | |
| zhè gè jú zhǎng xià piàn chá wèi shēng, | |
| zhè yí gè jú a tā de xià shǔ dān wèi hěn duō! | |
| dào nián le, jié le, tā bì děi qù a, gè gè dān wèi zǒu yī zǒu, zhuǎn yī zhuǎn! | |
| zhā zhā wèi shēng, guò nián guò jié le ma! | |
| zhè gè jú zhǎng jiù dào mǒu yí gè dān wèi le, dào nǎ qù le ne?, | |
| jiù dào gè bīn guǎn! dào yí gè zhāo dài suǒ lái chá wèi shēng! | |
| jú zhǎng gāng yī jìn mén, zhè qián tīng a, dì xià a, mǎn dōu shì shuǐ a! hěn duō de shuǐ! | |
| zhè jīng lǐ gàn ma ne, cā dì ne! | |
| jīng lǐ ná zhe gè dūn bù zài nà zhèng cā dì ne! | |
| kàn nà yàng zi hěn mài lì qì! kě shì tóu shàng bìng méi jiàn hàn! | |
| yī kàn nèi xiē nǚ zhí gōng men ne! | |
| ná zhe zhān bù cā lóu lán gān ne! máng zhuó shǒu jiǎo tíng! | |
| jú zhǎng yī kàn, a...... hěn hǎo ma... a... gǎo de bù cuò ma... jīng cháng zhè me gǎo ma? | |
| zhè jīng lǐ ne jiù tūn tūn tǔ tǔ de huí dá, | |
| a... nà gè... a... duì le... duì le... shì zhè yàng... shì zhè yàng...... | |
| a... hěn hǎo... hěn hǎo... a... bù cuò ma... gǎo de bù cuò ma! | |
| jú zhǎng yī kàn, zhè bō lí chuāng hù shàng jìng shì ní a! bō lí xià yǔ de zhè gè ní diǎn zǐ hěn duō! | |
| yī kàn zhè chuāng hù jiǎo shàng! hěn duō de zhī zhū wǎng, | |
| a... wǒ dào nǐ men cè suǒ kàn yī kàn! | |
| āi... jú cháng jú zhǎng...... nín shàng èr lóu! nín huì yì shì! nín kè tīng xiū xī xiū xī, nín hē diǎn chá! chōu chōu yān! | |
| bù bù...... wǒ jiě xiǎo biàn, jiě xiǎo biàn... | |
| zhè jiě xiǎo biàn bù néng bù ràng qù a! | |
| hǎo hǎo hǎo...... nín jiě xiǎo biàn... nín gēn wǒ lái...... | |
| jīng lǐ dài zhe jú zhǎng jiù lái le! jú zhǎng, nín kàn, zhè shì nán cè, zhè shì nǚ cè! | |
| zhè jú zhǎng mài dà bù tuī mén jiù jìn a! | |
| gāng yī jìn mén, zhè lǐ tou, wū...... yī wàn duō cāng yíng! | |
| dà cāng yíng, xiǎo cāng yíng, má dòu cāng, lǜ dòu cāng! | |
| wū... wū...... gēn lóng juǎn fēng yí yàng! | |
| jú zhǎng yī jìn qù, zhè cāng yíng tā wǎng shēn shàng zhuàng | |
| bǎ jú zhǎng gěi tuī chū lái le! | |
| bǎ jú zhǎng gěi qì de, zhè zěn me gǎo de, zhè gè... hěn bù xiàng huà le ma! zhè gè cāng yíng zhè gè...... | |
| āi...... jú cháng jú zhǎng... nín xiū xī yī huì ér, yí gè xiǎo shí, yí gè xiǎo shí, yí gè xiǎo shí yǐ hòu nín zài lái, nín kè tīng nín xiū xī, nín xiān hē diǎn chá, | |
| bù hē bù hē,... nǐ men zhè gè tài bù xiàng huà le... | |
| nín zuò shā fā shàng nín xiū xī, nín chōu kē yān! | |
| nǐ men zhè gè wèi shēng... zhè gè wèn tí a, bù chōu yān, | |
| pā...... bǎ yān tóu gěi rēng le...... | |
| dào cè suǒ, wǒ jiě xiǎo biàn, | |
| ó ó... nín jiě xiǎo biàn... nín gēn wǒ lái... | |
| yòu lái le, jīng lǐ dài zhe, zhè shì nán cè, zhè shì nǚ cè, | |
| zhè huí jú zhǎng gēn gāng cái bù yí yàng le, bú shì mài dà bù wǎng lǐ jiù jìn le, wěn wěn dāng dāng, màn màn téng téng de, yì diǎn yì diǎn de tuī mén, | |
| jìn lái... jìn lái yī kàn nǎ, yí gè cāng yíng yě méi yǒu, | |
| a... hěn hǎo ma, yí gè cāng yíng yě méi yǒu a, hǎo hǎo hǎo...... nà wǒ jiě gè dà biàn! | |
| āi...... jú zhǎng... nín jiě dà biàn... nín kě... nín yào lā nín kě kuài diǎn lā... yī huì ér nà cāng yíng kě jiù huí lái...... | |
| cāng yíng dōu nǎ lǐ qù le? | |
| zhè bù zhè gè zhōng wǔ shí èr diǎn ma! dōu bēn le shí táng le, |
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