dou ni wan

逗你玩
dou ni wan Lyrics

Song 逗你玩
Artist 马三立
Album 马三立相声典藏
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[00:03.710] 咱们啊每天的生活上都要注意
[00:07.910] 注意什么呢
[00:09.110] 行路要安全
[00:10.730] 自己应当注意
[00:12.540] 昂交通法规都晓过
[00:14.970] 在生活上呢
[00:16.790] 咱们时时放火夜夜防贼
[00:22.980] 昂早上嘿我们这边居民区大杂院
[00:27.670] 或者人群里头
[00:29.040] 没事不行
[00:30.740] 应当要注意要注意坏人
[00:33.430] 时时刻刻要注意
[00:34.750] 你出门也这样
[00:35.680] 上电车上汽车
[00:37.690] 摸摸兜外衣都别搁钱
[00:42.050] 有钱搁在里面兜
[00:47.200] 这贼看上你了
[00:49.390] 买东西
[00:51.910] 一掏掏一大把钱其实买几块钱东西
[00:55.790] 围一大堆人
[00:58.190] 小偷的脑袋不写字
[01:00.000] 小偷咱一看这是小偷
[01:02.260] 他不写咱看不出来
[01:04.190] 一掏钱他看见了
[01:07.510] 袄你走了他跟上了
[01:09.190] 不定哪是一碰你
[01:10.950] 稍微一碰你挨着你
[01:13.510] 得你钱没了这手快极了
[01:15.940] 小偷偷东西什么样的拿
[01:19.480] 没事他想办法看房子
[01:22.540] 应该有是换房子跑四楼来换房子
[01:27.240] 四楼袄没换房子啊
[01:28.930] 那找错了
[01:30.550] 打四楼下三楼二楼
[01:33.430] 谁门口搁东西你门口晾着鞋
[01:36.240] 衣服他捎走了
[01:38.800] 就这个这应当都得注意
[01:42.550] 特别住着儿门帘
[01:45.360] 知道吗
[01:46.920] 住宅不是人群也不是大杂院小平房
[01:51.180] 就是这个门面铺
[01:54.690] 没干买卖
[01:56.500] 住户就这个
[01:58.940] 也没院子
[02:04.350] 洗点衣服谅点衣服就要拴绳子
[02:07.350] 搭到马路边上门口上
[02:09.850] 你说那衣裳时常的丢啊
[02:14.010] 谁看着这不是院子
[02:15.880] 院里行不关大门
[02:17.630] 人群里头不要紧你搁平台
[02:20.540] 小偷偷东西他上不来是不
[02:22.840] 在门连这晾着衣服
[02:25.410] 街坊这老大娘
[02:27.590] 虽说老大娘岁数不大
[02:29.280] 三十多岁吧三十多岁
[02:32.720] 大嫂子咱们称之大嫂子
[02:35.280] 晾几件衣服门口又怕丢
[02:38.220] 也不能老是看着还得做饭呢
[02:40.730] 还得上屋里做饭干别的活
[02:43.470] 让孩子看着吧
[02:44.850] 孩子又太小5岁
[02:48.480] 这么点小孩你说傻吧又不傻
[02:51.850] 机灵又不太机灵
[02:53.610] 也没上过学小孩还不够学龄呢
[02:58.490] 小虎啊在门口玩会看着啊
[03:02.360] 咱晾着衣裳呢
[03:04.050] 看小偷别偷了去
[03:06.240] 看谁那它你喊我啊
[03:08.670] 哎别动啊你哪也别去啊
[03:11.740] 就站门口站着啊
[03:13.730] 有事你招呼我啊招呼我
[03:17.360] 这老娘们屋里干活去了
[03:23.730] 小孩就站着
[03:25.290] 小孩吗反正就看着这几件衣裳
[03:28.300] 门口站着也不动摊老实
[03:32.050] 四岁五岁来着不够淘气的时候
[03:34.920] 七八岁讨人嫌他不老实
[03:36.920] 五六岁他老实这样站着
[03:40.920] 你说傻又不傻
[03:42.740] 这样站着看着
[03:44.360] 小偷过来了
[03:47.680] 奥这好地方几岁了
[03:53.740] 小孩一瞧户5岁
[03:58.740] 叫吗
[04:00.420] 小虎
[04:02.920] 小虎你认识我吗
[04:07.430] 不认识
[04:09.300] 不认识咱两在一起玩行不
[04:14.490] 我叫逗你玩
[04:18.300] 姓逗逗你玩记住了吗
[04:23.060] 小虎答应哎
[04:26.870] 叫我啊叫我
[04:29.240] 我姓逗叫逗你玩叫我啊
[04:32.240] 逗你玩
[04:33.620] 哎对小虎
[04:35.610]
[04:36.550] 叫我
[04:38.590] 逗你玩
[04:39.900] 哎对对
[04:41.470] 小虎
[04:42.580]
[04:43.530] 叫我
[04:45.150] 逗你玩
[04:46.720] 好太好了
[04:48.410] 叫了几句
[04:51.140] 把褂子带下来了
[04:56.380] 妈妈他拿咱褂子啦
[05:01.070] 屋里干活谁啊
[05:03.830] 逗你玩
[05:07.190] 好好看着
[05:10.320] 又把这裤子拽下来了
[05:12.510] 妈妈他拿咱裤子
[05:16.950] 谁啊
[05:18.710] 逗你玩
[05:21.270] 这孩子一会我揍你好好看着别喊
[05:27.450] 贼一瞧把褥单子拿出来了
[05:31.330] 妈妈他拿咱被卧面子了
[05:36.260] 谁啊
[05:37.700] 逗你玩
[05:40.010] 这孩子你老不老实我揍你
[05:43.880] 呆会出来一瞧
[05:46.260] 还在这站着
[05:47.510] 要咱的衣服呢
[05:52.330] 拿走了
[05:54.010] 谁拿走了
[05:55.450] 逗你玩
[05:56.820] 还逗你玩呢
[00:03.710] zan men a mei tian de sheng huo shang dou yao zhu yi
[00:07.910] zhu yi shen me ne
[00:09.110] xing lu yao an quan
[00:10.730] zi ji ying dang zhu yi
[00:12.540] ang jiao tong fa gui dou xiao guo
[00:14.970] zai sheng huo shang ne
[00:16.790] zan men shi shi fang huo ye ye fang zei
[00:22.980] ang zao shang hei wo men zhe bian ju min qu da za yuan
[00:27.670] huo zhe ren qun li tou
[00:29.040] mei shi bu xing
[00:30.740] ying dang yao zhu yi yao zhu yi huai ren
[00:33.430] shi shi ke ke yao zhu yi
[00:34.750] ni chu men ye zhe yang
[00:35.680] shang dian che shang qi che
[00:37.690] mo mo dou wai yi dou bie ge qian
[00:42.050] you qian ge zai li mian dou
[00:47.200] zhe zei kan shang ni le
[00:49.390] mai dong xi
[00:51.910] yi tao tao yi da ba qian qi shi mai ji kuai qian dong xi
[00:55.790] wei yi da dui ren
[00:58.190] xiao tou de nao dai bu xie zi
[01:00.000] xiao tou zan yi kan zhe shi xiao tou
[01:02.260] ta bu xie zan kan bu chu lai
[01:04.190] yi tao qian ta kan jian le
[01:07.510] ao ni zou le ta gen shang le
[01:09.190] bu ding na shi yi peng ni
[01:10.950] shao wei yi peng ni ai zhe ni
[01:13.510] de ni qian mei le zhe shou kuai ji le
[01:15.940] xiao tou tou dong xi shen me yang de na
[01:19.480] mei shi ta xiang ban fa kan fang zi
[01:22.540] ying gai you shi huan fang zi pao si lou lai huan fang zi
[01:27.240] si lou ao mei huan fang zi a
[01:28.930] na zhao cuo le
[01:30.550] da si lou xia san lou er lou
[01:33.430] shui men kou ge dong xi ni men kou liang zhe xie
[01:36.240] yi fu ta shao zou le
[01:38.800] jiu zhe ge zhe ying dang dou de zhu yi
[01:42.550] te bie zhu zhe er men lian
[01:45.360] zhi dao ma
[01:46.920] zhu zhai bu shi ren qun ye bu shi da za yuan xiao ping fang
[01:51.180] jiu shi zhe ge men mian pu
[01:54.690] mei gan mai mai
[01:56.500] zhu hu jiu zhe ge
[01:58.940] ye mei yuan zi
[02:04.350] xi dian yi fu liang dian yi fu jiu yao shuan sheng zi
[02:07.350] da dao ma lu bian shang men kou shang
[02:09.850] ni shuo na yi shang shi chang de diu a
[02:14.010] shui kan zhe zhe bu shi yuan zi
[02:15.880] yuan li xing bu guan da men
[02:17.630] ren qun li tou bu yao jin ni ge ping tai
[02:20.540] xiao tou tou dong xi ta shang bu lai shi bu
[02:22.840] zai men lian zhe liang zhuo yi fu
[02:25.410] jie fang zhe lao da niang
[02:27.590] sui shuo lao da niang sui shu bu da
[02:29.280] san shi duo sui ba san shi duo sui
[02:32.720] da sao zi zan men cheng zhi da sao zi
[02:35.280] liang ji jian yi fu men kou you pa diu
[02:38.220] ye bu neng lao shi kan zhe hai de zuo fan ne
[02:40.730] hai de shang wu li zuo fan gan bie de huo
[02:43.470] rang hai zi kan zhe ba
[02:44.850] hai zi you tai xiao 5 sui
[02:48.480] zhe me dian xiao hai ni shuo sha ba you bu sha
[02:51.850] ji ling you bu tai ji ling
[02:53.610] ye mei shang guo xue xiao hai hai bu gou xue ling ne
[02:58.490] xiao hu a zai men kou wan hui kan zhe a
[03:02.360] zan liang zhuo yi shang ne
[03:04.050] kan xiao tou bie tou le qu
[03:06.240] kan shui na ta ni han wo a
[03:08.670] ai bie dong a ni na ye bie qu a
[03:11.740] jiu zhan men kou zhan zhe a
[03:13.730] you shi ni zhao hu wo a zhao hu wo
[03:17.360] zhe lao niang men wu li gan huo qu le
[03:23.730] xiao hai jiu zhan zhe
[03:25.290] xiao hai ma fan zheng jiu kan zhe zhe ji jian yi shang
[03:28.300] men kou zhan zhe ye bu dong tan lao shi
[03:32.050] si sui wu sui lai zhe bu gou tao qi de shi hou
[03:34.920] qi ba sui tao ren xian ta bu lao shi
[03:36.920] wu liu sui ta lao shi zhe yang zhan zhe
[03:40.920] ni shuo sha you bu sha
[03:42.740] zhe yang zhan zhe kan zhe
[03:44.360] xiao tou guo lai le
[03:47.680] ao zhe hao di fang ji sui le
[03:53.740] xiao hai yi qiao hu 5 sui
[03:58.740] jiao ma
[04:00.420] xiao hu
[04:02.920] xiao hu ni ren shi wo ma
[04:07.430] bu ren shi
[04:09.300] bu ren shi zan liang zai yi qi wan xing bu
[04:14.490] wo jiao dou ni wan
[04:18.300] xing dou dou ni wan ji zhu le ma
[04:23.060] xiao hu da ying ai
[04:26.870] jiao wo a jiao wo
[04:29.240] wo xing dou jiao dou ni wan jiao wo a
[04:32.240] dou ni wan
[04:33.620] ai dui xiao hu
[04:35.610] ai
[04:36.550] jiao wo
[04:38.590] dou ni wan
[04:39.900] ai dui dui
[04:41.470] xiao hu
[04:42.580] ai
[04:43.530] jiao wo
[04:45.150] dou ni wan
[04:46.720] hao tai hao le
[04:48.410] jiao le ji ju
[04:51.140] ba gua zi dai xia lai le
[04:56.380] ma ma ta na zan gua zi la
[05:01.070] wu li gan huo shui a
[05:03.830] dou ni wan
[05:07.190] hao hao kan zhe
[05:10.320] you ba zhe ku zi zhuai xia lai le
[05:12.510] ma ma ta na zan ku zi
[05:16.950] shui a
[05:18.710] dou ni wan
[05:21.270] zhe hai zi yi hui wo zou ni hao hao kan zhe bie han
[05:27.450] zei yi qiao ba ru dan zi na chu lai le
[05:31.330] ma ma ta na zan bei wo mian zi le
[05:36.260] shui a
[05:37.700] dou ni wan
[05:40.010] zhe hai zi ni lao bu lao shi wo zou ni
[05:43.880] dai hui chu lai yi qiao
[05:46.260] hai zai zhe zhan zhe
[05:47.510] yao zan de yi fu ne
[05:52.330] na zou le
[05:54.010] shui na zou le
[05:55.450] dou ni wan
[05:56.820] hai dou ni wan ne
[00:03.710] zán men a měi tiān de shēng huó shàng dōu yào zhù yì
[00:07.910] zhù yì shén me ne
[00:09.110] xíng lù yào ān quán
[00:10.730] zì jǐ yīng dāng zhù yì
[00:12.540] áng jiāo tōng fǎ guī dōu xiǎo guò
[00:14.970] zài shēng huó shàng ne
[00:16.790] zán men shí shí fàng huǒ yè yè fáng zéi
[00:22.980] áng zǎo shàng hēi wǒ men zhè biān jū mín qū dà zá yuàn
[00:27.670] huò zhě rén qún lǐ tou
[00:29.040] méi shì bù xíng
[00:30.740] yīng dāng yào zhù yì yào zhù yì huài rén
[00:33.430] shí shí kè kè yào zhù yì
[00:34.750] nǐ chū mén yě zhè yàng
[00:35.680] shàng diàn chē shàng qì chē
[00:37.690] mō mō dōu wài yī dōu bié gē qián
[00:42.050] yǒu qián gē zài lǐ miàn dōu
[00:47.200] zhè zéi kàn shàng nǐ le
[00:49.390] mǎi dōng xi
[00:51.910] yī tāo tāo yī dà bǎ qián qí shí mǎi jǐ kuài qián dōng xī
[00:55.790] wéi yī dà duī rén
[00:58.190] xiǎo tōu de nǎo dài bù xiě zì
[01:00.000] xiǎo tōu zán yī kàn zhè shì xiǎo tōu
[01:02.260] tā bù xiě zán kàn bu chū lái
[01:04.190] yī tāo qián tā kàn jiàn le
[01:07.510] ǎo nǐ zǒu le tā gēn shàng le
[01:09.190] bù dìng nǎ shì yī pèng nǐ
[01:10.950] shāo wēi yī pèng nǐ āi zhe nǐ
[01:13.510] dé nǐ qián méi le zhè shǒu kuài jí le
[01:15.940] xiǎo tōu tōu dōng xī shén me yàng de ná
[01:19.480] méi shì tā xiǎng bàn fǎ kàn fáng zi
[01:22.540] yīng gāi yǒu shì huàn fáng zi pǎo sì lóu lái huàn fáng zi
[01:27.240] sì lóu ǎo méi huàn fáng zi a
[01:28.930] nà zhǎo cuò le
[01:30.550] dǎ sì lóu xià sān lóu èr lóu
[01:33.430] shuí mén kǒu gē dōng xī nǐ mén kǒu liàng zhe xié
[01:36.240] yī fú tā shāo zǒu le
[01:38.800] jiù zhè gè zhè yīng dāng dōu dé zhù yì
[01:42.550] tè bié zhù zhe ér mén lián
[01:45.360] zhī dào ma
[01:46.920] zhù zhái bú shì rén qún yě bú shì dà zá yuàn xiǎo píng fáng
[01:51.180] jiù shì zhè gè mén miàn pù
[01:54.690] méi gàn mǎi mài
[01:56.500] zhù hù jiù zhè gè
[01:58.940] yě méi yuàn zi
[02:04.350] xǐ diǎn yī fú liàng diǎn yī fú jiù yào shuān shéng zi
[02:07.350] dā dào mǎ lù biān shàng mén kǒu shàng
[02:09.850] nǐ shuō nà yī shang shí cháng de diū a
[02:14.010] shuí kàn zhe zhè bú shì yuàn zi
[02:15.880] yuàn lǐ xíng bù guān dà mén
[02:17.630] rén qún lǐ tou bú yào jǐn nǐ gē píng tái
[02:20.540] xiǎo tōu tōu dōng xī tā shàng bù lái shì bù
[02:22.840] zài mén lián zhè liàng zhuó yī fú
[02:25.410] jiē fāng zhè lǎo dà niáng
[02:27.590] suī shuō lǎo dà niáng suì shù bù dà
[02:29.280] sān shí duō suì ba sān shí duō suì
[02:32.720] dà sǎo zi zán men chēng zhī dà sǎo zi
[02:35.280] liàng jǐ jiàn yī fú mén kǒu yòu pà diū
[02:38.220] yě bù néng lǎo shì kàn zhe hái dé zuò fàn ne
[02:40.730] hái dé shàng wū lǐ zuò fàn gàn bié de huó
[02:43.470] ràng hái zi kàn zhe ba
[02:44.850] hái zi yòu tài xiǎo 5 suì
[02:48.480] zhè me diǎn xiǎo hái nǐ shuō shǎ ba yòu bù shǎ
[02:51.850] jī líng yòu bù tài jī líng
[02:53.610] yě méi shàng guò xué xiǎo hái hái bù gòu xué líng ne
[02:58.490] xiǎo hǔ a zài mén kǒu wán huì kàn zhe a
[03:02.360] zán liàng zhuó yī shang ne
[03:04.050] kàn xiǎo tōu bié tōu le qù
[03:06.240] kàn shuí nà tā nǐ hǎn wǒ a
[03:08.670] āi bié dòng a nǐ nǎ yě bié qù a
[03:11.740] jiù zhàn mén kǒu zhàn zhe a
[03:13.730] yǒu shì nǐ zhāo hū wǒ a zhāo hū wǒ
[03:17.360] zhè lǎo niáng men wū lǐ gàn huó qù le
[03:23.730] xiǎo hái jiù zhàn zhe
[03:25.290] xiǎo hái ma fǎn zhèng jiù kàn zhe zhè jǐ jiàn yī shang
[03:28.300] mén kǒu zhàn zhe yě bù dòng tān lǎo shí
[03:32.050] sì suì wǔ suì lái zhe bù gòu táo qì de shí hòu
[03:34.920] qī bā suì tǎo rén xián tā bù lǎo shí
[03:36.920] wǔ liù suì tā lǎo shí zhè yàng zhàn zhe
[03:40.920] nǐ shuō shǎ yòu bù shǎ
[03:42.740] zhè yàng zhàn zhe kàn zhe
[03:44.360] xiǎo tōu guò lái le
[03:47.680] ào zhè hǎo dì fāng jǐ suì le
[03:53.740] xiǎo hái yī qiáo hù 5 suì
[03:58.740] jiào ma
[04:00.420] xiǎo hǔ
[04:02.920] xiǎo hǔ nǐ rèn shi wǒ ma
[04:07.430] bù rèn shi
[04:09.300] bù rèn shi zán liǎng zài yì qǐ wán xíng bù
[04:14.490] wǒ jiào dòu nǐ wán
[04:18.300] xìng dòu dòu nǐ wán jì zhù le ma
[04:23.060] xiǎo hǔ dā yìng āi
[04:26.870] jiào wǒ a jiào wǒ
[04:29.240] wǒ xìng dòu jiào dòu nǐ wán jiào wǒ a
[04:32.240] dòu nǐ wán
[04:33.620] āi duì xiǎo hǔ
[04:35.610] āi
[04:36.550] jiào wǒ
[04:38.590] dòu nǐ wán
[04:39.900] āi duì duì
[04:41.470] xiǎo hǔ
[04:42.580] āi
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