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CASEY'S VOICEMAIL |
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Hey, it's Casey |
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah |
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REGGIE |
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This is your bailout |
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Sweetie, your bailout |
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Honey, I'm callin' to bail you out |
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And you still aren't answering |
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Your phone, now I'm pissed |
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I mean really |
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Wait, hold on |
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Stop the music! |
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I said stop the music! |
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I don't wanna sing anymore! |
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Shit! |
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Okay, seriously, bitch? |
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What's the deal? |
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'Cause this is like my third |
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Unreturned phone call tonight |
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Which has never happened before |
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And it's really starting to make me |
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Feel desperate |
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And Reggie doesn't do desperate |
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Correct me if I'm wrong |
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But did we not agree |
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The night that we met doing karaoke |
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And, and bonding over 'Love is a Battlefield' |
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That we would be best friends forever! |
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Well I'm fairly certain BFF's pick up the phone |
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When the other one calls, right! |
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I mean, what is going on here? |
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One date and you're already |
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Dumping me for this guy? |
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Could it really be going that well? |
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Or did he just, like, shove you |
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In the back of his creepy white van |
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And now your phone's lying in a ditch |
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At the side of the road somewhere! |
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You're not dead, are you? |
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Oh my god, you're totally dead! |
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And he's, he's, he's, he-- |
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Oh! Oh! He's making a dress out of your skin |
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At this scary moment |
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And you're never even gonna get this voicemail! |
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That's it, Case |
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I'm coming to the rescue! |
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Later, skank! |
