| The offered me the office, offered me the | |
| shop | |
| They said I'd better take anything they'd got | |
| Do you wanna make tea at the BBC? | |
| Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop? | |
| Career opportunities are the ones that never knock | |
| Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock | |
| Career opportunity, the ones that never knock | |
| I hate the army an' I hate the R.A.F. | |
| I don't wanna go fighting in the tropical heat | |
| I hate the civil service rules | |
| And I won't open letter bombs for you | |
| Bus driver.ambulance man.ticket inspector | |
| They're gonna have to introduce conscription | |
| They're gonna have to take away my prescription | |
| If they wanna get me making toys | |
| If they wanna get me, well, I got no choice | |
| Careers | |
| Careers | |
| Careers | |
| Ain't never gonna knock |