| Ring! Ring! It's 7 A.M.! | |
| Move y'self to go again | |
| Cold water in the face | |
| Brings you back to this awful place | |
| Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too | |
| Must get up an' learn those rules | |
| Weather man and the crazy chief | |
| One says sun and one says sleet | |
| A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too | |
| Churning out that boogaloo | |
| Gets you up and gets you out | |
| But how long can you keep it up? | |
| Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony | |
| So cheap and real phony | |
| Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents | |
| English pounds and Eskimo pence | |
| You lot! What? | |
| Don't stop! Give it all you got! | |
| You lot! What? | |
| Don't stop! Yeah! | |
| Working for a rise, better my station | |
| Take my baby to sophistication | |
| She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice | |
| Better work hard - I seen the price | |
| Never mind that it's time for the bus | |
| We got to work - an' you're one of us | |
| Clocks go slow in a place of work | |
| Minutes drag and the hours jerk | |
| "When can I tell 'em wot I do? | |
| In a second, maaan.oright Chuck!" | |
| Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss | |
| It's our profit, it's his loss | |
| But anyway lunch bells ring | |
| Take one hour and do your thanng! | |
| Cheeesboiger! | |
| What do we have for entertainment? | |
| Cops kickin' Gypsies on the pavement | |
| Now the news - snap to attention! | |
| The lunar landing of the dentist convention | |
| Italian mobster shoots a lobster | |
| Seafood restaurant gets out of hand | |
| A car in the fridge | |
| Or a fridge in the car? | |
| Like cowboys do - in T.V. land | |
| You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh? | |
| So get back to work an' sweat some more | |
| The sun will sink an' we'll get out the door | |
| It's no good for man to work in cages | |
| Hits the town, he drinks his wages | |
| You're frettin', you're sweatin' | |
| But did you notice you ain't gettin'? | |
| Don't you ever stop long enough to start? | |
| To take your car outta that gear | |
| Don't you ever stop long enough to start? | |
| To get your car outta that gear | |
| Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels | |
| Came to the checkout at the 7-11 | |
| Marx was skint - but he had sense | |
| Engels lent him the necessary pence | |
| What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!! | |
| Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi | |
| Went to the park to check on the game | |
| But they was murdered by the other team | |
| Who went on to win 50-nil | |
| You can be true, you can be false | |
| You be given the same reward | |
| Socrates and Milhous Nixon | |
| Both went the same way - through the kitchen | |
| Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin | |
| Who's more famous to the billion millions? | |
| News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie | |
| Oooohh.bub-bye | |
| Magnificence!! | |
| FUCKING LONG, INNIT? |