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Ring! Ring! It's 7 A.M.! |
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Move y'self to go again |
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Cold water in the face |
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Brings you back to this awful place |
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Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too |
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Must get up an' learn those rules |
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Weather man and the crazy chief |
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One says sun and one says sleet |
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A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too |
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Churning out that boogaloo |
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Gets you up and gets you out |
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But how long can you keep it up? |
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Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony |
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So cheap and real phony |
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Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents |
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English pounds and Eskimo pence |
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You lot! What? |
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Don't stop! Give it all you got! |
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You lot! What? |
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Don't stop! Yeah! |
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Working for a rise, better my station |
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Take my baby to sophistication |
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She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice |
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Better work hard - I seen the price |
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Never mind that it's time for the bus |
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We got to work - an' you're one of us |
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Clocks go slow in a place of work |
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Minutes drag and the hours jerk |
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"When can I tell 'em wot I do? |
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In a second, maaan.oright Chuck!" |
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Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss |
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It's our profit, it's his loss |
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But anyway lunch bells ring |
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Take one hour and do your thanng! |
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Cheeesboiger! |
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What do we have for entertainment? |
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Cops kickin' Gypsies on the pavement |
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Now the news - snap to attention! |
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The lunar landing of the dentist convention |
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Italian mobster shoots a lobster |
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Seafood restaurant gets out of hand |
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A car in the fridge |
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Or a fridge in the car? |
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Like cowboys do - in T.V. land |
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You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh? |
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So get back to work an' sweat some more |
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The sun will sink an' we'll get out the door |
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It's no good for man to work in cages |
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Hits the town, he drinks his wages |
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You're frettin', you're sweatin' |
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But did you notice you ain't gettin'? |
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Don't you ever stop long enough to start? |
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To take your car outta that gear |
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Don't you ever stop long enough to start? |
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To get your car outta that gear |
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Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels |
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Came to the checkout at the 7-11 |
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Marx was skint - but he had sense |
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Engels lent him the necessary pence |
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What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!! |
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Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi |
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Went to the park to check on the game |
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But they was murdered by the other team |
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Who went on to win 50-nil |
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You can be true, you can be false |
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You be given the same reward |
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Socrates and Milhous Nixon |
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Both went the same way - through the kitchen |
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Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin |
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Who's more famous to the billion millions? |
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News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie |
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Oooohh.bub-bye |
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Magnificence!! |
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FUCKING LONG, INNIT? |