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The best ever death metal band out of Denton |
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Was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school |
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One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff |
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And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom |
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The best ever death metal band out of Denton |
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Never settled on a name |
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But the top three contenders after weeks of debate |
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Were Satan's Fingers, and The Killers, and The Hospital Bombers |
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Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts |
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They were headed for stage lights and lear jets and fortune and fame |
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So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram |
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They stenciled their drum heads and guitars with their names |
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And this was how Cyrus got sent to the school |
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Where they told him he'd never be famous |
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And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write to his friend |
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Helped develop a plan to get even |
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When you punish a person for dreaming his dream |
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Don't expect him to thank or forgive you |
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The best ever death metal band out of Denton |
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Will in time both outpace and outlive you |
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Hail Satan |
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Hail Satan tonight |
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Hail Satan |
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Hail, hail |