| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Bobo Chan |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 林若宁 |
| [00:23.910] | 入实验室开个制 李伯伯找你弟弟 |
| [00:29.730] | 一只龟贵不过鸡 话题越说越冇题 |
| [00:35.740] | 自问十分低智慧 我每次考试落第 |
| [00:41.560] | 於试卷里昼乌龟 怕学贯中西 |
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| [00:47.370] | 冇聊无烦恼 冇聊无烦恼 |
| [00:50.400] | 烦事最好不要碰 我个脑 |
| [00:53.400] | 烦人麻烦到 祈求长生不老 |
| [00:56.620] | 要追索哲理容易老 |
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| [00:59.030] | 冇聊无投诉 冇聊无投诉 |
| [01:01.920] | 大閙政党的老伯太躁 |
| [01:04.900] | 冇求无回报 何来尘该清数 |
| [01:08.090] | 算不到劫数和命数 心中有数 |
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| [01:16.400] | |
| [01:20.030] | |
| [01:24.630] | 大象极输给蚂蚁 汉武帝总要让位 |
| [01:30.130] | 听老子说东说西 做人学说是冇为 |
| [01:36.150] | 大是大非都太细 那够印花更实惠 |
| [01:42.070] | 不背起沉重楷梯 跌亦跌得底 |
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| [01:47.440] | 冇聊无烦恼 冇聊无烦恼 |
| [01:50.420] | 烦事最好不要碰 我个脑 |
| [01:53.410] | 烦人麻烦到 祈求长生不老 |
| [01:57.200] | 要追索哲理容易老 |
| [01:59.750] | |
| [01:59.780] | 冇聊无投诉 冇聊无投诉 |
| [02:02.660] | 大閙政党的老伯太躁 |
| [02:05.640] | 冇求无回报 何来尘该清数 |
| [02:08.830] | 算不到劫数和命数 心中有数 |
| [02:13.690] | |
| [02:13.700] | 一匹布 (说到只一匹布) |
| [02:17.880] | 冇头没有脑 冇仇没有刀 |
| [02:21.880] | (又会变得深奥) |
| [02:23.750] | 冇糖没有醋 冇云没有雨 |
| [02:26.680] | 为何又要将摩星岭看得太高 |
| [02:29.550] | 冇为没有错 冇求得风骚 |
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| [02:35.370] | 冇聊无烦恼 冇聊无烦恼 |
| [02:38.610] | 烦事最好不要碰 我个脑 |
| [02:41.590] | 烦人麻烦到 祈求长生不老 |
| [02:44.820] | 要追索哲理容易老 |
| [02:47.800] | |
| [02:47.810] | 冇聊无投诉 冇聊无投诉 |
| [02:50.450] | 大閙政党的老伯太躁 |
| [02:53.530] | 冇求无回报 何来尘该清数 |
| [02:56.660] | 算不到劫数和命数 |
| [02:59.530] | |
| [02:59.540] | 冇聊无烦恼 冇聊无烦恼 |
| [03:02.530] | 烦事最好不要碰 我个脑 |
| [03:05.410] | 烦人麻烦到 祈求长生不老 |
| [03:08.800] | 要追索哲理容易老 |
| [03:11.520] | |
| [03:11.530] | 冇聊无投诉 冇聊无投诉 |
| [03:14.420] | 大閙政党的老伯太躁 |
| [03:17.400] | 冇求无回报 何来尘该清数 |
| [03:20.780] | 记忆化作肥皂泡 都不会老 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Bobo Chan |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : lin ruo ning |
| [00:23.910] | ru shi yan shi kai ge zhi li bo bo zhao ni di di |
| [00:29.730] | yi zhi gui gui bu guo ji hua ti yue shuo yue mao ti |
| [00:35.740] | zi wen shi fen di zhi hui wo mei ci kao shi luo di |
| [00:41.560] | yu shi juan li zhou wu gui pa xue guan zhong xi |
| [00:47.360] | |
| [00:47.370] | mao liao wu fan nao mao liao wu fan nao |
| [00:50.400] | fan shi zui hao bu yao peng wo ge nao |
| [00:53.400] | fan ren ma fan dao qi qiu chang sheng bu lao |
| [00:56.620] | yao zhui suo zhe li rong yi lao |
| [00:59.000] | |
| [00:59.030] | mao liao wu tou su mao liao wu tou su |
| [01:01.920] | da nao zheng dang de lao bo tai zao |
| [01:04.900] | mao qiu wu hui bao he lai chen gai qing shu |
| [01:08.090] | suan bu dao jie shu he ming shu xin zhong you shu |
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| [01:16.400] | |
| [01:20.030] | |
| [01:24.630] | da xiang ji shu gei ma yi han wu di zong yao rang wei |
| [01:30.130] | ting lao zi shuo dong shuo xi zuo ren xue shuo shi mao wei |
| [01:36.150] | da shi da fei dou tai xi na gou yin hua geng shi hui |
| [01:42.070] | bu bei qi chen zhong kai ti die yi die de di |
| [01:47.430] | |
| [01:47.440] | mao liao wu fan nao mao liao wu fan nao |
| [01:50.420] | fan shi zui hao bu yao peng wo ge nao |
| [01:53.410] | fan ren ma fan dao qi qiu chang sheng bu lao |
| [01:57.200] | yao zhui suo zhe li rong yi lao |
| [01:59.750] | |
| [01:59.780] | mao liao wu tou su mao liao wu tou su |
| [02:02.660] | da nao zheng dang de lao bo tai zao |
| [02:05.640] | mao qiu wu hui bao he lai chen gai qing shu |
| [02:08.830] | suan bu dao jie shu he ming shu xin zhong you shu |
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| [02:13.700] | yi pi bu shuo dao zhi yi pi bu |
| [02:17.880] | mao tou mei you nao mao chou mei you dao |
| [02:21.880] | you hui bian de shen ao |
| [02:23.750] | mao tang mei you cu mao yun mei you yu |
| [02:26.680] | wei he you yao jiang mo xing ling kan de tai gao |
| [02:29.550] | mao wei mei you cuo mao qiu de feng sao |
| [02:33.180] | |
| [02:35.370] | mao liao wu fan nao mao liao wu fan nao |
| [02:38.610] | fan shi zui hao bu yao peng wo ge nao |
| [02:41.590] | fan ren ma fan dao qi qiu chang sheng bu lao |
| [02:44.820] | yao zhui suo zhe li rong yi lao |
| [02:47.800] | |
| [02:47.810] | mao liao wu tou su mao liao wu tou su |
| [02:50.450] | da nao zheng dang de lao bo tai zao |
| [02:53.530] | mao qiu wu hui bao he lai chen gai qing shu |
| [02:56.660] | suan bu dao jie shu he ming shu |
| [02:59.530] | |
| [02:59.540] | mao liao wu fan nao mao liao wu fan nao |
| [03:02.530] | fan shi zui hao bu yao peng wo ge nao |
| [03:05.410] | fan ren ma fan dao qi qiu chang sheng bu lao |
| [03:08.800] | yao zhui suo zhe li rong yi lao |
| [03:11.520] | |
| [03:11.530] | mao liao wu tou su mao liao wu tou su |
| [03:14.420] | da nao zheng dang de lao bo tai zao |
| [03:17.400] | mao qiu wu hui bao he lai chen gai qing shu |
| [03:20.780] | ji yi hua zuo fei zao pao dou bu hui lao |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Bobo Chan |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lín ruò níng |
| [00:23.910] | rù shí yàn shì kāi gè zhì lǐ bó bo zhǎo nǐ dì di |
| [00:29.730] | yì zhī guī guì bù guò jī huà tí yuè shuō yuè mǎo tí |
| [00:35.740] | zì wèn shí fēn dī zhì huì wǒ měi cì kǎo shì luò dì |
| [00:41.560] | yú shì juàn lǐ zhòu wū guī pà xué guàn zhōng xī |
| [00:47.360] | |
| [00:47.370] | mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo |
| [00:50.400] | fán shì zuì hǎo bú yào pèng wǒ gè nǎo |
| [00:53.400] | fán rén má fán dào qí qiú cháng shēng bù lǎo |
| [00:56.620] | yào zhuī suǒ zhé lǐ róng yì lǎo |
| [00:59.000] | |
| [00:59.030] | mǎo liáo wú tóu sù mǎo liáo wú tóu sù |
| [01:01.920] | dà nào zhèng dǎng de lǎo bó tài zào |
| [01:04.900] | mǎo qiú wú huí bào hé lái chén gāi qīng shù |
| [01:08.090] | suàn bú dào jié shù hé mìng shù xīn zhōng yǒu shù |
| [01:13.490] | |
| [01:16.400] | |
| [01:20.030] | |
| [01:24.630] | dà xiàng jí shū gěi mǎ yǐ hàn wǔ dì zǒng yào ràng wèi |
| [01:30.130] | tīng lǎo zi shuō dōng shuō xī zuò rén xué shuō shì mǎo wèi |
| [01:36.150] | dà shì dà fēi dōu tài xì nà gòu yìn huā gèng shí huì |
| [01:42.070] | bù bèi qǐ chén zhòng kǎi tī diē yì diē dé dǐ |
| [01:47.430] | |
| [01:47.440] | mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo |
| [01:50.420] | fán shì zuì hǎo bú yào pèng wǒ gè nǎo |
| [01:53.410] | fán rén má fán dào qí qiú cháng shēng bù lǎo |
| [01:57.200] | yào zhuī suǒ zhé lǐ róng yì lǎo |
| [01:59.750] | |
| [01:59.780] | mǎo liáo wú tóu sù mǎo liáo wú tóu sù |
| [02:02.660] | dà nào zhèng dǎng de lǎo bó tài zào |
| [02:05.640] | mǎo qiú wú huí bào hé lái chén gāi qīng shù |
| [02:08.830] | suàn bú dào jié shù hé mìng shù xīn zhōng yǒu shù |
| [02:13.690] | |
| [02:13.700] | yī pǐ bù shuō dào zhǐ yī pǐ bù |
| [02:17.880] | mǎo tóu méi yǒu nǎo mǎo chóu méi yǒu dāo |
| [02:21.880] | yòu huì biàn de shēn ào |
| [02:23.750] | mǎo táng méi yǒu cù mǎo yún méi yǒu yǔ |
| [02:26.680] | wèi hé yòu yào jiāng mó xīng lǐng kàn de tài gāo |
| [02:29.550] | mǎo wèi méi yǒu cuò mǎo qiú dé fēng sāo |
| [02:33.180] | |
| [02:35.370] | mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo |
| [02:38.610] | fán shì zuì hǎo bú yào pèng wǒ gè nǎo |
| [02:41.590] | fán rén má fán dào qí qiú cháng shēng bù lǎo |
| [02:44.820] | yào zhuī suǒ zhé lǐ róng yì lǎo |
| [02:47.800] | |
| [02:47.810] | mǎo liáo wú tóu sù mǎo liáo wú tóu sù |
| [02:50.450] | dà nào zhèng dǎng de lǎo bó tài zào |
| [02:53.530] | mǎo qiú wú huí bào hé lái chén gāi qīng shù |
| [02:56.660] | suàn bú dào jié shù hé mìng shù |
| [02:59.530] | |
| [02:59.540] | mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo mǎo liáo wú fán nǎo |
| [03:02.530] | fán shì zuì hǎo bú yào pèng wǒ gè nǎo |
| [03:05.410] | fán rén má fán dào qí qiú cháng shēng bù lǎo |
| [03:08.800] | yào zhuī suǒ zhé lǐ róng yì lǎo |
| [03:11.520] | |
| [03:11.530] | mǎo liáo wú tóu sù mǎo liáo wú tóu sù |
| [03:14.420] | dà nào zhèng dǎng de lǎo bó tài zào |
| [03:17.400] | mǎo qiú wú huí bào hé lái chén gāi qīng shù |
| [03:20.780] | jì yì huà zuò féi zào pào dōu bú huì lǎo |
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