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Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue |
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I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu |
| [00:26.72] |
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine |
| [00:32.46] |
But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen. |
| [00:37.73] |
And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me |
| [00:43.40] |
Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea |
| [00:48.91] |
Everything looks so frightening |
| [00:51.52] |
Everything here looks so nice. |
| [00:57.39] |
Oh, waiter, please waiter! |
| [01:02.97] |
I really need your advice. |
| [01:08.72] |
Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed |
| [01:14.07] |
If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris |
| [01:19.73] |
What is this crab and lobster foam, what's in this cassoulet? |
| [01:25.04] |
And my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait. |
| [01:30.54] |
I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side |
| [01:36.25] |
For very soon I know will come the moment to decide |
| [01:41.55] |
Won't you help me through this menu |
| [01:44.21] |
Won't you please just catch my eye |
| [01:50.35] |
So waiter,oh, waiter! |
| [01:55.31] |
Please help me out tonight. |
| [02:01.02] |
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human,too |
| [02:06.65] |
You'll have had your days of heartache |
| [02:09.47] |
And days when your dreams came true |
| [02:14.95] |
So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight. |
| [03:19.39] |
Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue |
| [03:24.51] |
Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to. |
| [03:30.15] |
Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine |
| [03:35.46] |
But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen. |
| [03:40.92] |
And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze |
| [03:46.59] |
Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves |
| [03:52.08] |
Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice. |
| [04:00.64] |
Oh, waiter, please waiter! |
| [04:06.24] |
I really need your advice |
| [04:12.10] |
Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too |
| [04:17.24] |
You'll have had your days of heartbreak |
| [04:20.12] |
And days when your dreams came true |