The Night The Pugilist Learned How To Dance

Song The Night The Pugilist Learned How To Dance
Artist Sting
Album The Last Ship (Deluxe)

Lyrics

[00:07.860] In the streets around here
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[00:10.040] there was nobody tougher than me,
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[00:15.790] I was quick with me fists and fast with me
[00:19.530] footwork as you can plainly see,
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[00:24.080] But while fighting was useful for getting your way,
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[00:27.890] Among the toughs of the town where you could hold sway,
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[00:32.320] There had to be something that was better than this,
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[00:36.000] I was fifteen years old and I'd never been kissed.
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[00:40.870] Well of course she'd ignore me, her friends would all sneer,
[00:44.980] At me bloody nose dripping and me cauliflower ear,
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[00:48.970] For it's hard to convince in a romantic pose,
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[00:52.900] With a lovely black eye and a broken nose,
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[00:56.910] Where a girl is attracted to skills more refined,
[01:00.960] Than the pugilist's art, and so I inclined,
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[01:05.150] To take meself serious as a modern romancer,
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[01:09.320] And I secretly learnt all the moves of a dancer.
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[01:14.430] Ye swing to the left, ye swing to the right,
[01:17.860] Keep your eyes on your partner, more or less like a fight,
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[01:21.800] Ye just follow the rhythm, and ye keep to the beat,
[01:25.670] The important thing's never to look at your feet,
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[01:29.780] Then a miracle happens, your mind's in a trance,
[01:33.780] Though the strategy's subtle, retreat and advance,
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[01:38.150] It's all about attitude, all in your stance,
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[01:41.830] Attention to detail, leaving nothing to chance,
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[01:45.450] Which explains how the pugilist finally learned how to dance.
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[01:53.870] Well, I'd waltz with a broomstick and if I was caught,
[01:57.750] I'd pretend I was sweeping or practicing sport,
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[02:02.000] But I really had eyes for your mother ye see,
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[02:05.870] Wanting her to acknowledge this new version of me,
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[02:09.920] But now everyone's watching, expecting I'll fail,
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[02:14.110] But there's fire in me belly, there's wind in me sails,
[02:18.160] I knew it was risky and I was taking a chance,
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[02:22.210] I couldn't retreat now, I had to advance.
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[02:26.540] So I swing to the left, I swing to the right,
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[02:30.590] Keep me eyes on me partner, like I would in a fight,
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[02:34.590] I just keep to the rhythm and follow the beat,
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[02:38.580] The important thing's never to look at yr feet,
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[02:42.590] But a miracle's happened, and your mind's in a trance,
[02:46.410] They're all laughing and cheering and looking askance,
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[02:50.410] On the night that the pugilist finally learned how to dance.
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[02:58.330] It's a three-minute round and you're back in yr corner,
[03:02.270] You're licking yr wounds just like little Jack Horner,
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[03:06.140] Don't let your guard down try a jab with your right,
[03:10.250] Or you're losing on points by the end of the night,
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[03:13.990] Then a miracle happens, and everyone's screaming,
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[03:18.060] You're pinching yourself just in case you're still dreaming,
[03:21.990] You've taken the initiative, you've taken your chance,
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[03:26.020] It's the night when this pugilist finally learned how to dance.
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[03:33.700] In a bout where the strategist's bridges were burned,
[03:37.200] Where it seemed that his fortune had suddenly turned,
[03:40.940] 'Twas the night that this scrapper was suddenly dapper,
[03:44.430] And this poor fellow's heart was still going like the clappers,
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[03:49.870] The night that the pugilist finally learned how to dance.