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A tag monkey is the guy that you see in places |
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That sell women's clothing and he looks so helpless |
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His expression is the one of the faceless |
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Character in Ghibli, solo like no siblings |
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Why the long mug, staring at his mobile |
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Might as well have a bumper sticker on the forehead that read |
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Rather be living than living the dead |
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His spirit is so low like he drank some lead |
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Then his girlfriend comes out of the dressing room, hi |
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He has to run up and smile and give a comment or two |
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You don't look fat, maybe it's just small on you |
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I'll go get another size, you can wait here boo |
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Who is this guy you can't look him in the eye |
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'Cause tag monkeys don't mix, Catcher in the Rye |
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Divide, keep 'em separated or they go wild |
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Walking down the mall, you can identify a |
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Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey |
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Forever 21, Top Shop, H&M, and Zara, the main culprits of a tag monkey saga |
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The usual suspects Victoria's Secrets, |
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other cosmetic stores, Sephora and Kiel's |
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Pop music overload, every hit a house mix, |
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you swear you could smack the DJ with a sound FX |
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****** stores like urban outfitters get a metro pass, |
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never mind the overpriced stuff |
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Bed Bath and Beyond, well that's a borderline |
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If you're shopping for sheets, then you're knocking the boots |
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Otherwise you couldn't care less hanging at a Goodwill or flea market |
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Salvation Army rack, probably get the red tag polyester, |
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Expendables, Sylvester Sly investor |
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If you get your girl to leave home to come to Home Depot |
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Bet you can't get her to dance the aisles to to beat though, she's not your |
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Tag monkey,a tag monkey, |
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You're a tag monkey,a tag monkey |
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We've all been there, once innocent and pure, |
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thinking a date picking clothes would be |
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Fun to endure and wouldn't bruise the ego, |
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then one day you catch yourself dreaming about |
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Heinekens while staring at the mannequins |
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Your inner man panicking that's why you're mad at them |
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Old Spice, dos equis macho men wouldn't be caught |
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Carrying a handful of random things |
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Staring at the ceiling fan like you just hit the snooze button, damn |
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Swallow a yawn, the game is on |
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Queen to pawn an episode of Breaking Dawn |
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She can't choose now it's the shoes |
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A freaking zoo win or lose paying dues |
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Salute the... |
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Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey |