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They dug the shade of his mop, |
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They liked the way that he spoke, |
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They flew him out of the sticks, |
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And out him up in the smoke, |
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They gave him chocolate and cheese, |
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They told him he was the next, |
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Young son to some young life, |
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Straight from the crest, |
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The way he spat at his mic, |
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His lyrics couldn't be fresher, |
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They said he'd be a superstar, |
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If he could handle the pressure, |
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After they put it to paper, |
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They took him to tea, |
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And told him just a couple changes, |
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That they wanted to see |
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Oh what a shame, |
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But it's easy, can't you see? |
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What a shame, |
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That they won't ever let you be. |
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They said his hair would be better, |
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If he coloured it black, |
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And that he wouldn't sound as harsh if he could tone it all back, |
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They dressed him up in a craze, |
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To make him look pretty, |
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They said the kids would dig, |
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If he looked like he came from the city, |
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They listened back to his cut, |
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His music was tight, |
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But if he changed a couple lyrics, |
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In the chorus it might, |
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Sound fresher than ever, |
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A radio hit, |
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And all the ladies will sing it, |
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When they get into the pit. |
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Oh what a shame, |
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But it's easy, can't you see? |
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What a shame, |
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That they won't ever let you be. |