| [00:00.45] | 小沈阳：亲爱的朋友们大家过年好 |
| [00:03.07] | 王小利：过年好 |
| [00:08.75] | 小沈阳：爹你快点的，你快点走 |
| [00:15.24] | 小沈阳：爹，你让我给你找的同学找着了，就这家，去吧 |
| [00:20.58] | 王小利：儿子 还是你先去吧，爹这紧张心蹦蹦直跳 |
| [00:25.54] | 小沈阳：你看你，爹 你咋这么完蛋呢？见个同学怕啥得 去去 |
| [00:33.76] | 王小利：哎哎，你听爹说，你去吧 敲门去，出来老头呢，你就问人桂琴阿姨在家没？要出来老太太，你就问 你是桂琴阿姨不？要是的话儿子，把这封信给她，别让老头看着哦，去吧去吧 |
| [00:50.03] | 小沈阳：O啦，你老头在家没？ |
| [00:59.28] | 王小利：哎呀 哪有那么喊的？你得看出来是谁啊 |
| [01:07.73] | 小沈阳：家里有老头没？ |
| [01:10.57] | 王小利：哎呀 有人儿没 |
| [01:12.31] | 小沈阳：有人没？ |
| [01:20.16] | 李琳：你找谁啊？ |
| [01:22.02] | 小沈阳：你猜？ |
| [01:24.54] | 李琳：哎呀妈呀这孩子，我上哪猜去？ |
| [01:27.18] | 小沈阳：当你提个人，你同桌，你同学，大成子 |
| [01:36.57] | 李琳：哎呦妈呀，大成子我知道啊，你是他啥人啊？ |
| [01:40.38] | 小沈阳：我是他爹，不对，他是我儿子，不对，你猜我是谁 |
| [01:47.20] | 李琳：你是他儿子吧？ |
| [01:48.74] | 小沈阳：猜对啦 |
| [01:50.54] | 李琳：你找我有事儿吗？ |
| [01:52.20] | 小沈阳：那个我爹给你一封匿名信 |
| [01:54.68] | 李琳：啥？ |
| [01:57.87] | 小沈阳：别让你老头看见哦 |
| [02:00.40] | 李琳：不是，那你爹人呢？他来没？ |
| [02:02.93] | 小沈阳：那不搁那蹲着呢么？看着你咯，快点得吧，这完蛋 |
| [02:08.69] | 李琳：大成子 |
| [02:09.91] | 王小利：桂琴 |
| [02:11.91] | 李琳：老同学，你咋来了呢？ |
| [02:14.79] | 王小利：我这不是来看你来了吗 |
| [02:17.11] | 王小利 李琳：挺好吧 挺好的 变样了呢，20多年没见了 |
| [02:22.75] | 李琳：可不是咋的 |
| [02:32.07] | 小沈阳：哎 大爷 帮个忙 |
| [02:34.09] | 赵本山：干啥啊 |
| [02:34.49] | 小沈阳：给我照一张全家，给我照一张全家福 |
| [02:40.40] | 小沈阳：福了 |
| [02:43.88] | 小沈阳：哎呀妈我大傻瓜 你给我摔掉地上了 |
| [02:47.37] | 李琳：哎 老头 你回来啊？ |
| [02:48.61] | 赵本山：照全家福的家长没回来你跟谁照呢 |
| [02:52.44] | 小沈阳：那算你一个呗大爷 |
| [02:53.68] | 赵本山：算一个，我是这屋的户主，算一个 |
| [02:57.59] | 李琳，老头啊，来我给你介绍一下，我同学 大成子，我家老赵 |
| [03:02.09] | 赵本山 王小利：你好 这是谁啊 |
| [03:04.58] | 王小利：这是我儿子 |
| [03:06.55] | 小沈阳：主人翁回来咯哦 |
| [03:07.98] | 赵本山：呵呵，来 进来吧 来 |
| [03:10.57] | 李琳：快 进屋进屋 孩子来 进屋 |
| [03:12.22] | 赵本山：哎啊，我上前院老王家跟他玩会儿 喝点酒 斗会儿地主 |
| [03:17.49] | 李琳：哎呀 我说你脸咋通红呢，快坐着 坐着 |
| [03:25.29] | 小沈阳：哎，我坐，我挨着我爹 |
| [03:28.26] | 赵本山：刚来是不 |
| [03:29.79] | 王小利：刚到，怎么个事呢，我们爷俩在铁岭新城过年，听说这老同学搁这儿住顺便来看看，这大哥也回来了，桂琴啊，那个我们就走了啊 |
| [03:45.67] | 赵本山：咋啊，是不有事啊？ |
| [03:46.85] | 李琳：别着急啊 |
| [03:48.17] | 王小利：没有事 |
| [03:49.13] | 赵本山：这是啥啊？ |
| [03:50.28] | 李琳：啊，这信 |
| [03:51.63] | 赵本山：谁的？ |
| [03:52.41] | 小沈阳：我爹写的匿名信 |
| [03:56.54] | 赵本山：匿名信啥，有事找咱呢吧？ |
| [03:58.51] | 王小利：没有事 |
| [04:00.51] | 赵本山：能看不？ |
| [04:04.92] | 小沈阳：偷看别人信犯法 |
| [04:07.77] | 王小利：我是给桂琴写得 |
| [04:10.85] | 赵本山：那你看让我看不？ |
| [04:11.99] | 李琳：哎呀，犯啥法啊 |
| [04:14.38] | 赵本山：还是有事求咱们，有啥事这同学关系，你就找我，躲了我也啥都办不了，我给你看看这信 |
| [04:31.32] | 赵本山：朝思暮想的琴，你要买钢琴啊？买啥琴啊？ |
| [04:41.12] | 李琳：哎呀，那啥，我小名不叫小琴吗 |
| [04:44.86] | 赵本山：不叫桂琴么？这个琴买不起，太贵 |
| [04:49.51] | 小沈阳：那得多少钱啊 |
| [04:51.17] | 赵本山：多少钱都不卖，这孩子咋有点彪呢？ |
| [04:55.71] | 王小利：都是我惯的 |
| [04:56.87] | 赵本山：你惯孩子，请允许我斗胆叫你一声亲爱的 |
| [05:04.03] | 小沈阳：我爹真猛 爹你真给劲 |
| [05:08.89] | 王小利：大哥别介意啊，这词搁现在充其量就是你好的意思 |
| [05:14.58] | 李琳：哎呀，上学的时候就爱跟我闹 |
| [05:18.63] | 赵本山：上学的时候就这么称呼你 啊 |
| [05:21.74] | 李琳：那时候哪有这词啊 |
| [05:23.65] | 赵本山：我都没这么叫过 在那个情圏初开的年龄 |
| [05:30.89] | 王小利：情窦初开 窦字不会写 画个圏 |
| [05:38.79] | 小沈阳：爹啊 爹，你咋这笨呢，斗地主的斗你都不会写啊？太笨了 |
| [05:49.06] | 赵本山; 哈哈，你俩一个学校的吧 |
| [05:53.38] | 王小利：哈，哦经常辅导他 |
| [05:55.82] | 赵本山：看出来啊，这都你辅导的结果，是你给了我信心和希望，帮我读了七年书，一天见不到你，我就像丢了圏一样 |
| [06:11.33] | 王小利：丢了魂一样，魂不会写画个圏 |
| [06:15.90] | 赵本山：你这都是啥水平啊？ |
| [06:17.75] | 赵本山：放假的时候，为了看你一眼，上你家干了不少圏活 |
| [06:25.81] | 王小利：干了不少零活，零字不会写 |
| [06:30.64] | 小沈阳：铃铛的铃 |
| [06:33.07] | 赵本山：哎呀妈呀，别说了，你说你你这七年书咋念的啊你这画这些圏写个信 |
| [06:39.57] | 王小利：多亏桂琴对我的帮助，借我铅笔给我橡皮，考试时候让我抄题 |
| [06:47.86] | 赵本山：抄题？哎呀你可把人坑了 |
| [06:53.06] | 王小利：有时候也帮倒忙，有一次期末考试，让我抄她题，我就抄了，完了得了零分 |
| [07:00.81] | 赵本山：那咋抄的，咋还得个零呢？ |
| [07:02.91] | 李琳：还好意思说呢，你问他吧 |
| [07:05.56] | 王小利：我抄太全啦，把名也抄下来了 |
| [07:11.58] | 赵本山：啥玩意这是 |
| [07:18.79] | 王小利：后来出来了俩桂琴，我一分没有 |
| [07:22.75] | 赵本山：那能有啊，那你得多少分啊？ |
| [07:24.50] | 李琳：我得90呗 |
| [07:26.12] | 赵本山：算错啦，俩桂琴应该得180啊 |
| [07:30.02] | 小沈阳：大爷你当我们校长得了呗 |
| [07:31.75] | 赵本山：哎呀 当不起 这信我没法念了这大会念出仨圏来，在弄一个圏凑够一炸把我炸上了 |
| [07:41.06] | 小沈阳：来我念，我不怕炸，我爹不会用炸，有一回斗地主，四个二把俩王带出去了，我念哦 小爹 |
| [07:57.68] | 赵本山：哎呀 小琴 |
| [08:03.26] | 小沈阳：大爷你瞅，这爹写得像琴不？ |
| [08:06.08] | 赵本山：拉倒吧，没给你写个小圏就照顾你了 |
| [08:11.61] | 小沈阳：小琴 这么多年我都在找你，我一直都想找个机会对你说一句，此处略去3个字儿，为什么呢？ |
| [08:23.96] | 王小利：节能减排，省点儿墨水 |
| [08:27.51] | 赵本山：此处略去3个字 都7个字了 你3写不了？ |
| [08:32.47] | 王小利：不是 |
| [08:34.57] | 赵本山：你想说啥？ |
| [08:35.28] | 小沈阳：我爱你呗 |
| [08:36.54] | 王小利：不是 感谢你 感谢你 |
| [08:39.28] | 李琳：哎呀，那你就写感谢你呗 |
| [08:41.15] | 赵本山：那还不得写个感谢圏啊 |
| [08:46.79] | 小沈阳：琴，我退学以后咱俩就没见过面，可每一年我的梦里都有你，有一次咱俩走在放学的路上，路过一片小树林，此处略去27个字儿 |
| [09:06.96] | 赵本山：不是你说说你这到了小树林怎么了这是？ |
| [09:10.70] | 王小利：大哥，那是我做的梦 |
| [09:12.80] | 赵本山：梦丢27个字 |
| [09:15.55] | 王小利：不是，就是我俩做梦吗，梦我俩走到小树林了，就这功夫这孩子睡觉打把势，一脚就给我踢醒了，再想接梦就接不上了 |
| [09:26.60] | 小沈阳：赖我干啥啊 |
| [09:27.85] | 赵本山：多亏有你，要不然接着梦说不上梦着啥了 |
| [09:33.29] | 小沈阳：琴 你是我心里唯一的女人，那年去乡里参加完汇演，回家的时候天已经黑了，当时就我们俩路过一片苞米地的时候，此处略去78个字儿 |
| [09:53.47] | 赵本山：来来，你说说这个也是梦啊？ |
| [09:56.16] | 王小利：这不是梦 |
| [09:58.28] | 赵本山：那这78个字都干啥了都？ |
| [10:00.27] | 李琳：我哪知道啊？ |
| [10:02.40] | 赵本山：你装啥糊涂啊？怎么黑天路过苞米地 这怎么的了？又整这些字都没了？ |
| [10:08.35] | 李琳：大成子你咋啥都往上写啊？哪有这事啊？有这事吗？ |
| [10:12.36] | 王小利：桂琴你忘了啊？那年咱俩上公社汇演去，回来前天就黑了嘛，咱俩就往家走 走着走着路过一片苞米地 完了一抬头 面前站头驴 |
| [10:23.34] | 赵本山：你上一边去 |
| [10:26.19] | 王小利：这驴吧 瞪咱俩一眼它就走了 |
| [10:30.06] | 小沈阳：爹你说啥呢 我大爷是长脸 |
| [10:33.13] | 王小利：当时给我给桂琴下吓得妈呀一声就扑在我怀里 大哥那你说我咋整？我能走吗我能不管吗？你说 |
| [10:42.07] | 李琳：哎呀我想起来了，确实有这么回事 |
| [10:45.38] | 赵本山：你不昏了吗？你还能想起来吗？ |
| [10:47.38] | 李琳：对啊，当时我确实瞎昏了 |
| [10:49.30] | 赵本山：你咋倒人怀里了呢？ |
| [10:51.43] | 李琳：我昏了我哪知道倒哪儿了，我咋回的家我都不知道 |
| [10:55.23] | 赵本山：驴驼回去的呗 |
| [10:57.14] | 王小利：是我驼回去的 不不 是我背回去的 |
| [11:00.40] | 赵本山：背 光背啊？ |
| [11:01.79] | 王小利：背累了也抱一会儿 |
| [11:07.55] | 赵本山：你没做点抢救措施啥的啊？ |
| [11:10.72] | 王小利：大哥 我没做人工呼吸 |
| [11:14.99] | 赵本山：不是，桂琴你，你说你这同学哪的啊，我咋就没见过呢？你哪个堡子的？ |
| [11:20.26] | 王小利：胜利村 老余家的 |
| [11:22.10] | 赵本山：你叫啥名啊？ |
| [11:22.99] | 王小利：余则成 |
| [11:27.02] | 赵本山：这都潜伏到咱家多少年了都这是？ |
| [11:30.19] | 王小利：大哥我这和电视里那不一样 我这成是成事不足败事有余的败，不是 是败事有余的成啊 |
| [11:38.64] | 赵本山：成不了 |
| [11:39.87] | 李琳：你别着急，你看你 |
| [11:42.04] | 小沈阳：你咋还失败了呢？ |
| [11:43.39] | 李琳：你有完没完呢？ |
| [11:44.42] | 赵本山：谁没完呢？这是干啥啊这 |
| [11:45.74] | 李琳：写个信你干啥玩意儿？ |
| [11:47.14] | 小沈阳：琴 没什么可报答你的 什么也不说了，请你留下这张卡，这是我对你的心意 |
| [11:54.90] | 赵本山：什么卡？ |
| [11:55.66] | 王小利：银行卡，我小前家里穷吗都是桂琴帮我交的学费 我寻思得好了回报一下给她存了三万块钱 |
| [12:04.42] | 赵本山：钱呢 搁哪了？卡 |
| [12:06.06] | 王小利：卡给她了 |
| [12:07.49] | 李琳：啊？你啥时候给我了啊？ |
| [12:09.77] | 赵本山：哎呀，对好哦 |
| [12:11.00] | 王小利：我不给你了吗？ |
| [12:12.71] | 赵本山：别装了 掏出来吧 |
| [12:14.26] | 王小利：搁那信封里装着呢 |
| [12:16.08] | 李琳：哎呀妈呀，你说你 你咋不早说呢，我能要你这卡么 快快快 拿回去 |
| [12:22.29] | 赵本山：拿来 凭啥不要啊 |
| [12:24.56] | 李琳：干啥啊你 你给人拿回去 |
| [12:25.95] | 赵本山：还拿回去，画这些圏拿个卡还不要，我还觉得不够呢？宾馆 302房 |
| [12:39.39] | 王小利：咋啦 |
| [12:43.80] | 赵本山：你行啊你 去吧 |
| [12:45.15] | 李琳：我去哪啊？ |
| [12:46.47] | 赵本山：这不开房了吗，还去哪啊？ |
| [12:48.41] | 李琳：你说啥话呢？ |
| [12:49.44] | 赵本山：说啥话 房卡揣你兜了，我今晚要搁外面斗一宿地主这就完了 去吧！ |
| [12:54.89] | 李琳：不是你拿我当啥人了 你啊？ |
| [12:56.74] | 赵本山：去去去去去 |
| [12:57.70] | 李琳：大成子这咋回事呢啊？你这咋还整出房卡了啊？ |
| [13:00.20] | 王小利：谁知到啊你看我这紧张的 拿岔了 |
| [13:01.57] | 小沈阳：爹 爹，你让我上哪儿住去？ |
| [13:03.98] | 王小利：你别添乱了，你这孩子 |
| [13:06.66] | 李琳：好好找找 |
| [13:07.79] | 王小利 李琳：这整哪去了你说 是不拿错了？ |
| [13:08.50] | 小沈阳：搁着呢 |
| [13:11.04] | 王小利：哎呀 你这孩子，你看 我俩拿串了，你瞅瞅 快 你给大哥看看 |
| [13:16.44] | 李琳：这不是吗 |
| [13:18.47] | 小沈阳：一场虚惊 |
| [13:19.68] | 李琳：看你大惊小怪的 |
| [13:25.01] | 赵本山：念 |
| [13:27.73] | 小沈阳：琴 没有你就没这个儿子 我一定把这个孩子大 带大...... 爹 她不是我妈吧？你不说我妈没了吗？ |
| [13:41.62] | 赵本山：你啥前又生出个孩子你啊 |
| [13:44.88] | 李琳：我啥时生孩子了？ |
| [13:46.54] | 赵本山：这不没有你就没有这个孩子，你让我过年不啊？ |
| [13:50.56] | 小沈阳：你不说我妈没了吗？ |
| [13:51.41] | 李琳：说啥呢你啊？ |
| [13:52.34] | 赵本山：什么事啊？上一边去 |
| [13:54.64] | 李琳：大成子咋回事 你能说清楚啊 |
| [13:56.95] | 赵本山：谁的人哪这是？ |
| [13:58.50] | 李琳：这咋回事 整出个孩子啊 |
| [14:00.33] | 小沈阳：不是我妈没了吗 大爷 咱俩咋这命呢？ |
| [14:09.30] | 赵本山：你说这是什么事啊 |
| [14:11.14] | 小沈阳：大爷你说这孩子是我不？ |
| [14:13.62] | 赵本山：你猜呢？ |
| [14:14.61] | 小沈阳：是 |
| [14:15.29] | 赵本山：猜对了 |
| [14:21.14] | 小沈阳：大爷啊 |
| [14:22.41] | 赵本山：别管我叫大爷了 叫叔吧 你爹下手比我早 |
| [14:31.13] | 王小利：大哥 |
| [14:32.35] | 赵本山：啥也别说啦 你们在这儿过吧 我给你倒地方好不好？桂琴 |
| [14:37.99] | 李琳；你要干哈你啊？ |
| [14:39.10] | 赵本山：我走 |
| [14:39.71] | 李琳：你过两天好日子你作啥呀你啊？ |
| [14:41.41] | 小沈阳：哼 |
| [14:43.11] | 王小利：儿子你回来 |
| [14:45.76] | 赵本山：你管谁叫儿子呢？上这占什么便宜呢 |
| [14:51.22] | 王小利：大哥 大爷 你听我说 大爷 |
| [14:54.71] | 赵本山：谁是你大爷啊？ |
| [14:56.65] | 王小利：大哥大哥 我叫他呢 |
| [14:59.85] | 赵本山：你你给我解释明白 |
| [15:02.15] | 王小利：大哥 你听我说听我解释行不 |
| [15:05.00] | 赵本山：来 你把这句话解释开”没有你就没有这个儿子，我一定把这孩子养好 你放心“这啥意思？ |
| [15:12.30] | 李琳：这孩子到底咋回事？ |
| [15:14.09] | 小沈阳：给我个交代 |
| [15:15.46] | 王小利：大哥你俩过来 你听我说啊大哥 我小前吧 是个孤儿 多亏了桂琴给我很大的帮助 在她的影响下吧，我寻思我应该回报社会 就这么得 我收养了一个孩子 这孩子是个孤儿 你千万别告诉他，我求你了行不？我求你了 |
| [15:36.22] | 李琳：真的不？ |
| [15:36.80] | 王小利：真的 |
| [15:38.32] | 赵本山：哼 你爹说你是孤儿 你说 哎呦 他也是孤儿 报告！我也是孤儿 谁信呢？ |
| [15:49.50] | 小沈阳：爹 你说啥哪啊？谁是孤儿啊？ |
| [15:53.09] | 王小利：孩子爹没骗你，你确实是个孤儿 是我从孤儿院抱回来的 儿子 这个领养证 在爹身上缝了十八年了，你看看是不是？ |
| [16:10.72] | 小沈阳：我 我是孤儿 大爷 这是我吗？ |
| [16:19.14] | 赵本山：小沈阳？ |
| [16:22.73] | 王小利：在沈阳孤儿院抱回来的 现在叫余沈阳 |
| [16:26.97] | 小沈阳：我是多余的 我是多余的 哎呀 |
| [16:33.52] | 赵本山：这是真的 |
| [16:35.42] | 王小利; 你干啥啊你？别哭了，大过年的你搁人家哭啥呀你？我跟你说你18天的时候我把你抱回来的 我养了你18年，这18年我不敢说对的起你，但是我对得起我的良心，你现在你也长大了，你要想找你沟通亲生父母 爹不拦你 你去找去吧 我知道搁哪儿，早晚也是这么个事儿 |
| [17:10.87] | 赵本山：对不起啊 孩子你起来 起来起来，你憋屈啥啊？咱大伙无悔你爹了 你爹养你18年 屎一把尿一把的 这18年又当爹又当妈，为了你连老伴都没找 不就怕你受委屈吗？是不是？孩子你要报答他，你不要找妈么？桂琴阿姨就是你亲妈，今后这个家就是你的家，是不？你得好好学习 长大成人报答你爹 回报社会才对，好好念书 是不？念多少年了啊？ |
| [17:52.41] | 王小利：不念了 |
| [17:54.09] | 赵本山：我一看就是，情窦初开的窦哪是斗地主的斗啊？多让人笑话 |
| [18:00.33] | 王小利：不是吗？ |
| [18:01.92] | 赵本山：那是土豆的豆 |
| [18:03.49] | 李琳：哎呀 拉倒吧 别瞎教人家 你说的那更不对 |
| [18:08.85] | 赵本山：你看这没文化多可怕啊 念书 报答社会报答你爹 听到没？赶紧给你爹说 |
| [18:16.37] | 小沈阳：爹 对不起 |
| [18:18.92] | 王小利：儿子别哭啊 别哭 别哭 |
| [18:24.82] | 小沈阳：爹我不找他们了 他们都不要我了我找他们干啥啊？你就是我亲爹，你就是我亲妈 我缓过来了 我也长大了 今天大过年的不提那些不开心的事，好不好？我给你们拜年 你们都坐 来坐 |
| [18:46.33] | 李琳：老赵 来 孩子给咱们拜年 |
| [18:47.46] | 小沈阳：我给你们拜年啊 |
| [18:49.39] | 王小利 小沈阳：爹 哎 |
| [18:50.57] | 李琳 小沈阳：妈 哎 |
| [18:51.41] | 小沈阳：爸 |
| [18:54.41] | 李琳：叫你呢 |
| [18:54.90] | 赵本山：还有我事呢？ |
| [18:56.42] | 小沈阳：我给你们磕头 过年好 |
| [18:58.41] | 王小利：好儿子 李琳：好孩子 |
| [19:00.58] | 赵本山：行啦 孩子拜年啦 有红包没 |
| [19:04.91] | 王小利：没准备啊 |
| [19:07.26] | 赵本山：我给准备啦 俺三个 一人一万 给你 |
| [19:12.12] | 王小利：不是大哥 这是给桂琴的 |
| [19:14.13] | 赵本山：给它干啥啊 咱都一家人了 孩子 我们俩也没孩子 拿着 |
| [19:19.13] | 李琳：给孩子 |
| [19:19.86] | 赵本山：孩子 好好读书去啊 不能不上学 不上学没出息 |
| [19:23.82] | 李琳：拿着吧 孩子 |
| [19:25.19] | 小沈阳：谢谢大爸 |
| [19:26.07] | 赵本山：还大爸呢 你谢谢三峡吧你 |
| [19:30.04] | 赵本山：净说没用的 |
| [19:32.62] | 小沈阳：今年你们同学聚会 我想起一首歌来，我唱给你们听啊 |
| [19:37.59] | 赵本山：行啊 太好了 啊 |
| [19:39.47] | 王小利：这孩子歌唱得好 |
| [19:40.54] | 赵本山：卡拉ok会捅咕不？ |
| [19:41.35] | 小沈阳：会 |
| [19:41.97] | 赵本山：那你捅咕去 你先整俩菜去 咱俩喝点酒 |
| [19:44.86] | 李琳：好嘞 |
| [19:45.69] | 赵本山：哎呀 呵呵呵呵 |
| [19:53.13] | 王小利：哎 那个一会儿看赵本山的小品啊 |
| [19:55.82] | 赵本山：哎呀拉倒 别提他了，我最不爱看他 年年出来 挺大个脸 |
| [20:01.65] | 赵本山：我不喜欢他，咱们喝酒 好不？ |
| [20:05.13] | 王小利：我们都喜欢 |
| [20:06.13] | 赵本山：你喜欢啊，你像我们这个高雅的人看他那玩意儿太俗 受不了 |
| [20:15.78] | 李琳：来了 |
| [20:16.47] | 赵本山：桂琴啊，来 坐下，你们唠会儿，我去煮饺子 |
| [20:25.31] | |
| [21:12.07] | 李琳：老头子 你拿纸和笔干啥啊？ |
| [21:14.79] | 赵本山：我也给我那同桌女同学写封信 |
| [21:17.59] | 李琳：你可拉倒吧，你不怕写出啥事来啊？ |
| [21:19.95] | 赵本山：我就写个名儿 此处略去一万字 让她想吧 |
| [21:23.34] |
| [00:00.45] | xiao shen yang: qin ai de peng you men da jia guo nian hao |
| [00:03.07] | wang xiao li: guo nian hao |
| [00:08.75] | xiao shen yang: die ni kuai dian de, ni kuai dian zou |
| [00:15.24] | xiao shen yang: die, ni rang wo gei ni zhao de tong xue zhao zhao le, jiu zhe jia, qu ba |
| [00:20.58] | wang xiao li: er zi hai shi ni xian qu ba, die zhe jin zhang xin beng beng zhi tiao |
| [00:25.54] | xiao shen yang: ni kan ni, die ni za zhe me wan dan ne? jian ge tong xue pa sha de qu qu |
| [00:33.76] | wang xiao li: ai ai, ni ting die shuo, ni qu ba qiao men qu, chu lai lao tou ne, ni jiu wen ren gui qin a yi zai jia mei? yao chu lai lao tai tai, ni jiu wen ni shi gui qin a yi bu? yao shi de hua er zi, ba zhe feng xin gei ta, bie rang lao tou kan zhe o, qu ba qu ba |
| [00:50.03] | xiao shen yang: O la, ni lao tou zai jia mei? |
| [00:59.28] | wang xiao li: ai ya na you na me han de? ni de kan chu lai shi shui a |
| [01:07.73] | xiao shen yang: jia li you lao tou mei? |
| [01:10.57] | wang xiao li: ai ya you ren er mei |
| [01:12.31] | xiao shen yang: you ren mei? |
| [01:20.16] | li lin: ni zhao shui a? |
| [01:22.02] | xiao shen yang: ni cai? |
| [01:24.54] | li lin: ai ya ma ya zhe hai zi, wo shang na cai qu? |
| [01:27.18] | xiao shen yang: dang ni ti ge ren, ni tong zhuo, ni tong xue, da cheng zi |
| [01:36.57] | li lin: ai you ma ya, da cheng zi wo zhi dao a, ni shi ta sha ren a? |
| [01:40.38] | xiao shen yang: wo shi ta die, bu dui, ta shi wo er zi, bu dui, ni cai wo shi shui |
| [01:47.20] | li lin: ni shi ta er zi ba? |
| [01:48.74] | xiao shen yang: cai dui la |
| [01:50.54] | li lin: ni zhao wo you shi er ma? |
| [01:52.20] | xiao shen yang: na ge wo die gei ni yi feng ni ming xin |
| [01:54.68] | li lin: sha? |
| [01:57.87] | xiao shen yang: bie rang ni lao tou kan jian o |
| [02:00.40] | li lin: bu shi, na ni die ren ne? ta lai mei? |
| [02:02.93] | xiao shen yang: na bu ge na dun zhe ne me? kan zhe ni ge, kuai dian de ba, zhe wan dan |
| [02:08.69] | li lin: da cheng zi |
| [02:09.91] | wang xiao li: gui qin |
| [02:11.91] | li lin: lao tong xue, ni za lai le ne? |
| [02:14.79] | wang xiao li: wo zhe bu shi lai kan ni lai le ma |
| [02:17.11] | wang xiao li li lin: ting hao ba ting hao de bian yang le ne, 20 duo nian mei jian le |
| [02:22.75] | li lin: ke bu shi za de |
| [02:32.07] | xiao shen yang: ai da ye bang ge mang |
| [02:34.09] | zhao ben shan: gan sha a |
| [02:34.49] | xiao shen yang: gei wo zhao yi zhang quan jia, gei wo zhao yi zhang quan jia fu |
| [02:40.40] | xiao shen yang: fu le |
| [02:43.88] | xiao shen yang: ai ya ma wo da sha gua ni gei wo shuai diao di shang le |
| [02:47.37] | li lin: ai lao tou ni hui lai a? |
| [02:48.61] | zhao ben shan: zhao quan jia fu de jia zhang mei hui lai ni gen shui zhao ne |
| [02:52.44] | xiao shen yang: na suan ni yi ge bei da ye |
| [02:53.68] | zhao ben shan: suan yi ge, wo shi zhe wu de hu zhu, suan yi ge |
| [02:57.59] | li lin, lao tou a, lai wo gei ni jie shao yi xia, wo tong xue da cheng zi, wo jia lao zhao |
| [03:02.09] | zhao ben shan wang xiao li: ni hao zhe shi shui a |
| [03:04.58] | wang xiao li: zhe shi wo er zi |
| [03:06.55] | xiao shen yang: zhu ren weng hui lai ge o |
| [03:07.98] | zhao ben shan: he he, lai jin lai ba lai |
| [03:10.57] | li lin: kuai jin wu jin wu hai zi lai jin wu |
| [03:12.22] | zhao ben shan: ai a, wo shang qian yuan lao wang jia gen ta wan hui er he dian jiu dou hui er di zhu |
| [03:17.49] | li lin: ai ya wo shuo ni lian za tong hong ne, kuai zuo zhe zuo zhe |
| [03:25.29] | xiao shen yang: ai, wo zuo, wo ai zhe wo die |
| [03:28.26] | zhao ben shan: gang lai shi bu |
| [03:29.79] | wang xiao li: gang dao, zen me ge shi ne, wo men ye lia zai tie ling xin cheng guo nian, ting shuo zhe lao tong xue ge zhe er zhu shun bian lai kan kan, zhe da ge ye hui lai le, gui qin a, na ge wo men jiu zou le a |
| [03:45.67] | zhao ben shan: za a, shi bu you shi a? |
| [03:46.85] | li lin: bie zhao ji a |
| [03:48.17] | wang xiao li: mei you shi |
| [03:49.13] | zhao ben shan: zhe shi sha a? |
| [03:50.28] | li lin: a, zhe xin |
| [03:51.63] | zhao ben shan: shui de? |
| [03:52.41] | xiao shen yang: wo die xie de ni ming xin |
| [03:56.54] | zhao ben shan: ni ming xin sha, you shi zhao zan ne ba? |
| [03:58.51] | wang xiao li: mei you shi |
| [04:00.51] | zhao ben shan: neng kan bu? |
| [04:04.92] | xiao shen yang: tou kan bie ren xin fan fa |
| [04:07.77] | wang xiao li: wo shi gei gui qin xie de |
| [04:10.85] | zhao ben shan: na ni kan rang wo kan bu? |
| [04:11.99] | li lin: ai ya, fan sha fa a |
| [04:14.38] | zhao ben shan: hai shi you shi qiu zan men, you sha shi zhe tong xue guan xi, ni jiu zhao wo, duo le wo ye sha dou ban bu liao, wo gei ni kan kan zhe xin |
| [04:31.32] | zhao ben shan: zhao si mu xiang de qin, ni yao mai gang qin a? mai sha qin a? |
| [04:41.12] | li lin: ai ya, na sha, wo xiao ming bu jiao xiao qin ma |
| [04:44.86] | zhao ben shan: bu jiao gui qin me? zhe ge qin mai bu qi, tai gui |
| [04:49.51] | xiao shen yang: na de duo shao qian a |
| [04:51.17] | zhao ben shan: duo shao qian dou bu mai, zhe hai zi za you dian biao ne? |
| [04:55.71] | wang xiao li: dou shi wo guan de |
| [04:56.87] | zhao ben shan: ni guan hai zi, qing yun xu wo dou dan jiao ni yi sheng qin ai de |
| [05:04.03] | xiao shen yang: wo die zhen meng die ni zhen gei jin |
| [05:08.89] | wang xiao li: da ge bie jie yi a, zhe ci ge xian zai chong qi liang jiu shi ni hao de yi si |
| [05:14.58] | li lin: ai ya, shang xue de shi hou jiu ai gen wo nao |
| [05:18.63] | zhao ben shan: shang xue de shi hou jiu zhe me cheng hu ni a |
| [05:21.74] | li lin: na shi hou na you zhe ci a |
| [05:23.65] | zhao ben shan: wo dou mei zhe me jiao guo zai na ge qing quan chu kai de nian ling |
| [05:30.89] | wang xiao li: qing dou chu kai dou zi bu hui xie hua ge quan |
| [05:38.79] | xiao shen yang: die a die, ni za zhe ben ne, dou di zhu de dou ni dou bu hui xie a? tai ben le |
| [05:49.06] | zhao ben shan ha ha, ni lia yi ge xue xiao de ba |
| [05:53.38] | wang xiao li: ha, o jing chang fu dao ta |
| [05:55.82] | zhao ben shan: kan chu lai a, zhe dou ni fu dao de jie guo, shi ni gei le wo xin xin he xi wang, bang wo du le qi nian shu, yi tian jian bu dao ni, wo jiu xiang diu le quan yi yang |
| [06:11.33] | wang xiao li: diu le hun yi yang, hun bu hui xie hua ge quan |
| [06:15.90] | zhao ben shan: ni zhe dou shi sha shui ping a? |
| [06:17.75] | zhao ben shan: fang jia de shi hou, wei le kan ni yi yan, shang ni jia gan liao bu shao quan huo |
| [06:25.81] | wang xiao li: gan liao bu shao ling huo, ling zi bu hui xie |
| [06:30.64] | xiao shen yang: ling dang de ling |
| [06:33.07] | zhao ben shan: ai ya ma ya, bie shuo le, ni shuo ni ni zhe qi nian shu za nian de a ni zhe hua zhei xie quan xie ge xin |
| [06:39.57] | wang xiao li: duo kui gui qin dui wo de bang zhu, jie wo qian bi gei wo xiang pi, kao shi shi hou rang wo chao ti |
| [06:47.86] | zhao ben shan: chao ti? ai ya ni ke ba ren keng le |
| [06:53.06] | wang xiao li: you shi hou ye bang dao mang, you yi ci qi mo kao shi, rang wo chao ta ti, wo jiu chao le, wan liao de le ling fen |
| [07:00.81] | zhao ben shan: na za chao de, za hai de ge ling ne? |
| [07:02.91] | li lin: hai hao yi si shuo ne, ni wen ta ba |
| [07:05.56] | wang xiao li: wo chao tai quan la, ba ming ye chao xia lai le |
| [07:11.58] | zhao ben shan: sha wan yi zhe shi |
| [07:18.79] | wang xiao li: hou lai chu lai le lia gui qin, wo yi fen mei you |
| [07:22.75] | zhao ben shan: na neng you a, na ni de duo shao fen a? |
| [07:24.50] | li lin: wo de 90 bei |
| [07:26.12] | zhao ben shan: suan cuo la, lia gui qin ying gai de 180 a |
| [07:30.02] | xiao shen yang: da ye ni dang wo men xiao zhang de le bei |
| [07:31.75] | zhao ben shan: ai ya dang bu qi zhe xin wo mei fa nian le zhe da hui nian chu sa quan lai, zai nong yi ge quan cou gou yi zha ba wo zha shang le |
| [07:41.06] | xiao shen yang: lai wo nian, wo bu pa zha, wo die bu hui yong zha, you yi hui dou di zhu, si ge er ba lia wang dai chu qu le, wo nian o xiao die |
| [07:57.68] | zhao ben shan: ai ya xiao qin |
| [08:03.26] | xiao shen yang: da ye ni chou, zhe die xie de xiang qin bu? |
| [08:06.08] | zhao ben shan: la dao ba, mei gei ni xie ge xiao quan jiu zhao gu ni le |
| [08:11.61] | xiao shen yang: xiao qin zhe me duo nian wo dou zai zhao ni, wo yi zhi dou xiang zhao ge ji hui dui ni shuo yi ju, ci chu lue qu 3 ge zi er, wei shi me ne? |
| [08:23.96] | wang xiao li: jie neng jian pai, sheng dian er mo shui |
| [08:27.51] | zhao ben shan: ci chu lue qu 3 ge zi dou 7 ge zi le ni 3 xie bu liao? |
| [08:32.47] | wang xiao li: bu shi |
| [08:34.57] | zhao ben shan: ni xiang shuo sha? |
| [08:35.28] | xiao shen yang: wo ai ni bei |
| [08:36.54] | wang xiao li: bu shi gan xie ni gan xie ni |
| [08:39.28] | li lin: ai ya, na ni jiu xie gan xie ni bei |
| [08:41.15] | zhao ben shan: na hai bu de xie ge gan xie quan a |
| [08:46.79] | xiao shen yang: qin, wo tui xue yi hou zan lia jiu mei jian guo mian, ke mei yi nian wo de meng li dou you ni, you yi ci zan lia zou zai fang xue de lu shang, lu guo yi pian xiao shu lin, ci chu lue qu 27 ge zi er |
| [09:06.96] | zhao ben shan: bu shi ni shuo shuo ni zhe dao le xiao shu lin zen me le zhe shi? |
| [09:10.70] | wang xiao li: da ge, na shi wo zuo de meng |
| [09:12.80] | zhao ben shan: meng diu 27 ge zi |
| [09:15.55] | wang xiao li: bu shi, jiu shi wo lia zuo meng ma, meng wo lia zou dao xiao shu lin le, jiu zhe gong fu zhe hai zi shui jiao da ba shi, yi jiao jiu gei wo ti xing le, zai xiang jie meng jiu jie bu shang le |
| [09:26.60] | xiao shen yang: lai wo gan sha a |
| [09:27.85] | zhao ben shan: duo kui you ni, yao bu ran jie zhe meng shuo bu shang meng zhe sha le |
| [09:33.29] | xiao shen yang: qin ni shi wo xin li wei yi de nv ren, na nian qu xiang li can jia wan hui yan, hui jia de shi hou tian yi jing hei le, dang shi jiu wo men lia lu guo yi pian bao mi di de shi hou, ci chu lue qu 78 ge zi er |
| [09:53.47] | zhao ben shan: lai lai, ni shuo shuo zhe ge ye shi meng a? |
| [09:56.16] | wang xiao li: zhe bu shi meng |
| [09:58.28] | zhao ben shan: na zhe 78 ge zi dou gan sha le dou? |
| [10:00.27] | li lin: wo na zhi dao a? |
| [10:02.40] | zhao ben shan: ni zhuang sha hu tu a? zen me hei tian lu guo bao mi di zhe zen me de le? you zheng zhei xie zi dou mei le? |
| [10:08.35] | li lin: da cheng zi ni za sha dou wang shang xie a? na you zhe shi a? you zhe shi ma? |
| [10:12.36] | wang xiao li: gui qin ni wang le a? na nian zan lia shang gong she hui yan qu, hui lai qian tian jiu hei le ma, zan lia jiu wang jia zou zou zhe zou zhe lu guo yi pian bao mi di wan le yi tai tou mian qian zhan tou lv |
| [10:23.34] | zhao ben shan: ni shang yi bian qu |
| [10:26.19] | wang xiao li: zhe lv ba deng zan lia yi yan ta jiu zou le |
| [10:30.06] | xiao shen yang: die ni shuo sha ne wo da ye shi zhang lian |
| [10:33.13] | wang xiao li: dang shi gei wo gei gui qin xia xia de ma ya yi sheng jiu pu zai wo huai li da ge na ni shuo wo za zheng? wo neng zou ma wo neng bu guan ma? ni shuo |
| [10:42.07] | li lin: ai ya wo xiang qi lai le, que shi you zhe me hui shi |
| [10:45.38] | zhao ben shan: ni bu hun le ma? ni hai neng xiang qi lai ma? |
| [10:47.38] | li lin: dui a, dang shi wo que shi xia hun le |
| [10:49.30] | zhao ben shan: ni za dao ren huai li le ne? |
| [10:51.43] | li lin: wo hun le wo na zhi dao dao na er le, wo za hui de jia wo dou bu zhi dao |
| [10:55.23] | zhao ben shan: lv tuo hui qu de bei |
| [10:57.14] | wang xiao li: shi wo tuo hui qu de bu bu shi wo bei hui qu de |
| [11:00.40] | zhao ben shan: bei guang bei a? |
| [11:01.79] | wang xiao li: bei lei le ye bao yi hui er |
| [11:07.55] | zhao ben shan: ni mei zuo dian qiang jiu cuo shi sha de a? |
| [11:10.72] | wang xiao li: da ge wo mei zuo ren gong hu xi |
| [11:14.99] | zhao ben shan: bu shi, gui qin ni, ni shuo ni zhe tong xue na de a, wo za jiu mei jian guo ne? ni nei ge bu zi de? |
| [11:20.26] | wang xiao li: sheng li cun lao yu jia de |
| [11:22.10] | zhao ben shan: ni jiao sha ming a? |
| [11:22.99] | wang xiao li: yu ze cheng |
| [11:27.02] | zhao ben shan: zhe dou qian fu dao za jia duo shao nian le dou zhe shi? |
| [11:30.19] | wang xiao li: da ge wo zhe he dian shi li na bu yi yang wo zhe cheng shi cheng shi bu zu bai shi you yu de bai, bu shi shi bai shi you yu de cheng a |
| [11:38.64] | zhao ben shan: cheng bu liao |
| [11:39.87] | li lin: ni bie zhao ji, ni kan ni |
| [11:42.04] | xiao shen yang: ni za hai shi bai le ne? |
| [11:43.39] | li lin: ni you wan mei wan ne? |
| [11:44.42] | zhao ben shan: shui mei wan ne? zhe shi gan sha a zhe |
| [11:45.74] | li lin: xie ge xin ni gan sha wan yi er? |
| [11:47.14] | xiao shen yang: qin mei shen me ke bao da ni de shen me ye bu shuo le, qing ni liu xia zhe zhang ka, zhe shi wo dui ni de xin yi |
| [11:54.90] | zhao ben shan: shen me ka? |
| [11:55.66] | wang xiao li: yin hang ka, wo xiao qian jia li qiong ma dou shi gui qin bang wo jiao de xue fei wo xun si de hao le hui bao yi xia gei ta cun le san wan kuai qian |
| [12:04.42] | zhao ben shan: qian ne ge na le? ka |
| [12:06.06] | wang xiao li: ka gei ta le |
| [12:07.49] | li lin: a? ni sha shi hou gei wo le a? |
| [12:09.77] | zhao ben shan: ai ya, dui hao o |
| [12:11.00] | wang xiao li: wo bu gei ni le ma? |
| [12:12.71] | zhao ben shan: bie zhuang le tao chu lai ba |
| [12:14.26] | wang xiao li: ge na xin feng li zhuang zhe ne |
| [12:16.08] | li lin: ai ya ma ya, ni shuo ni ni za bu zao shuo ne, wo neng yao ni zhe ka me kuai kuai kuai na hui qu |
| [12:22.29] | zhao ben shan: na lai ping sha bu yao a |
| [12:24.56] | li lin: gan sha a ni ni gei ren na hui qu |
| [12:25.95] | zhao ben shan: hai na hui qu, hua zhei xie quan na ge ka hai bu yao, wo hai jue de bu gou ne? bin guan 302 fang |
| [12:39.39] | wang xiao li: za la |
| [12:43.80] | zhao ben shan: ni xing a ni qu ba |
| [12:45.15] | li lin: wo qu na a? |
| [12:46.47] | zhao ben shan: zhe bu kai fang le ma, hai qu na a? |
| [12:48.41] | li lin: ni shuo sha hua ne? |
| [12:49.44] | zhao ben shan: shuo sha hua fang ka chuai ni dou le, wo jin wan yao ge wai mian dou yi xiu di zhu zhe jiu wan le qu ba! |
| [12:54.89] | li lin: bu shi ni na wo dang sha ren le ni a? |
| [12:56.74] | zhao ben shan: qu qu qu qu qu |
| [12:57.70] | li lin: da cheng zi zhe za hui shi ne a? ni zhe za hai zheng chu fang ka le a? |
| [13:00.20] | wang xiao li: shei zhi dao a ni kan wo zhe jin zhang de na cha le |
| [13:01.57] | xiao shen yang: die die, ni rang wo shang na er zhu qu? |
| [13:03.98] | wang xiao li: ni bie tian luan le, ni zhe hai zi |
| [13:06.66] | li lin: hao hao zhao zhao |
| [13:07.79] | wang xiao li li lin: zhe zheng na qu le ni shuo shi bu na cuo le? |
| [13:08.50] | xiao shen yang: ge zhe ne |
| [13:11.04] | wang xiao li: ai ya ni zhe hai zi, ni kan wo lia na chuan le, ni chou chou kuai ni gei da ge kan kan |
| [13:16.44] | li lin: zhe bu shi ma |
| [13:18.47] | xiao shen yang: yi chang xu jing |
| [13:19.68] | li lin: kan ni da jing xiao guai de |
| [13:25.01] | zhao ben shan: nian |
| [13:27.73] | xiao shen yang: qin mei you ni jiu mei zhe ge er zi wo yi ding ba zhe ge hai zi da dai da...... die ta bu shi wo ma ba? ni bu shuo wo ma mei le ma? |
| [13:41.62] | zhao ben shan: ni sha qian you sheng chu ge hai zi ni a |
| [13:44.88] | li lin: wo sha shi sheng hai zi le? |
| [13:46.54] | zhao ben shan: zhe bu mei you ni jiu mei you zhe ge hai zi, ni rang wo guo nian bu a? |
| [13:50.56] | xiao shen yang: ni bu shuo wo ma mei le ma? |
| [13:51.41] | li lin: shuo sha ne ni a? |
| [13:52.34] | zhao ben shan: shen me shi a? shang yi bian qu |
| [13:54.64] | li lin: da cheng zi za hui shi ni neng shuo qing chu a |
| [13:56.95] | zhao ben shan: shui de ren na zhe shi? |
| [13:58.50] | li lin: zhe za hui shi zheng chu ge hai zi a |
| [14:00.33] | xiao shen yang: bu shi wo ma mei le ma da ye zan lia za zhe ming ne? |
| [14:09.30] | zhao ben shan: ni shuo zhe shi shen me shi a |
| [14:11.14] | xiao shen yang: da ye ni shuo zhe hai zi shi wo bu? |
| [14:13.62] | zhao ben shan: ni cai ne? |
| [14:14.61] | xiao shen yang: shi |
| [14:15.29] | zhao ben shan: cai dui le |
| [14:21.14] | xiao shen yang: da ye a |
| [14:22.41] | zhao ben shan: bie guan wo jiao da ye le jiao shu ba ni die xia shou bi wo zao |
| [14:31.13] | wang xiao li: da ge |
| [14:32.35] | zhao ben shan: sha ye bie shuo la ni men zai zhe er guo ba wo gei ni dao di fang hao bu hao? gui qin |
| [14:37.99] | li lin ni yao gan ha ni a? |
| [14:39.10] | zhao ben shan: wo zou |
| [14:39.71] | li lin: ni guo liang tian hao ri zi ni zuo sha ya ni a? |
| [14:41.41] | xiao shen yang: heng |
| [14:43.11] | wang xiao li: er zi ni hui lai |
| [14:45.76] | zhao ben shan: ni guan shui jiao er zi ne? shang zhe zhan shen me pian yi ne |
| [14:51.22] | wang xiao li: da ge da ye ni ting wo shuo da ye |
| [14:54.71] | zhao ben shan: shui shi ni da ye a? |
| [14:56.65] | wang xiao li: da ge da ge wo jiao ta ne |
| [14:59.85] | zhao ben shan: ni ni gei wo jie shi ming bai |
| [15:02.15] | wang xiao li: da ge ni ting wo shuo ting wo jie shi xing bu |
| [15:05.00] | zhao ben shan: lai ni ba zhe ju hua jie shi kai" mei you ni jiu mei you zhe ge er zi, wo yi ding ba zhe hai zi yang hao ni fang xin" zhe sha yi si? |
| [15:12.30] | li lin: zhe hai zi dao di za hui shi? |
| [15:14.09] | xiao shen yang: gei wo ge jiao dai |
| [15:15.46] | wang xiao li: da ge ni lia guo lai ni ting wo shuo a da ge wo xiao qian ba shi ge gu er duo kui le gui qin gei wo hen da de bang zhu zai ta de ying xiang xia ba, wo xun si wo ying gai hui bao she hui jiu zhe me de wo shou yang le yi ge hai zi zhe hai zi shi ge gu er ni qian wan bie gao su ta, wo qiu ni le xing bu? wo qiu ni le |
| [15:36.22] | li lin: zhen de bu? |
| [15:36.80] | wang xiao li: zhen de |
| [15:38.32] | zhao ben shan: heng ni die shuo ni shi gu er ni shuo ai you ta ye shi gu er bao gao! wo ye shi gu er shui xin ne? |
| [15:49.50] | xiao shen yang: die ni shuo sha na a? shui shi gu er a? |
| [15:53.09] | wang xiao li: hai zi die mei pian ni, ni que shi shi ge gu er shi wo cong gu er yuan bao hui lai de er zi zhe ge ling yang zheng zai die shen shang feng le shi ba nian le, ni kan kan shi bu shi? |
| [16:10.72] | xiao shen yang: wo wo shi gu er da ye zhe shi wo ma? |
| [16:19.14] | zhao ben shan: xiao shen yang? |
| [16:22.73] | wang xiao li: zai shen yang gu er yuan bao hui lai de xian zai jiao yu shen yang |
| [16:26.97] | xiao shen yang: wo shi duo yu de wo shi duo yu de ai ya |
| [16:33.52] | zhao ben shan: zhe shi zhen de |
| [16:35.42] | wang xiao li ni gan sha a ni? bie ku le, da guo nian de ni ge ren jia ku sha ya ni? wo gen ni shuo ni 18 tian de shi hou wo ba ni bao hui lai de wo yang le ni 18 nian, zhe 18 nian wo bu gan shuo dui de qi ni, dan shi wo dui de qi wo de liang xin, ni xian zai ni ye zhang da le, ni yao xiang zhao ni gou tong qin sheng fu mu die bu lan ni ni qu zhao qu ba wo zhi dao ge na er, zao wan ye shi zhe me ge shi er |
| [17:10.87] | zhao ben shan: dui bu qi a hai zi ni qi lai qi lai qi lai, ni bie qu sha a? zan da huo wu hui ni die le ni die yang ni 18 nian shi yi ba niao yi ba de zhe 18 nian you dang die you dang ma, wei le ni lian lao ban dou mei zhao bu jiu pa ni shou wei qu ma? shi bu shi? hai zi ni yao bao da ta, ni bu yao zhao ma me? gui qin a yi jiu shi ni qin ma, jin hou zhe ge jia jiu shi ni de jia, shi bu? ni de hao hao xue xi zhang da cheng ren bao da ni die hui bao she hui cai dui, hao hao nian shu shi bu? nian duo shao nian le a? |
| [17:52.41] | wang xiao li: bu nian le |
| [17:54.09] | zhao ben shan: wo yi kan jiu shi, qing dou chu kai de dou na shi dou di zhu de dou a? duo rang ren xiao hua |
| [18:00.33] | wang xiao li: bu shi ma? |
| [18:01.92] | zhao ben shan: na shi tu dou de dou |
| [18:03.49] | li lin: ai ya la dao ba bie xia jiao ren jia ni shuo de na geng bu dui |
| [18:08.85] | zhao ben shan: ni kan zhe mei wen hua duo ke pa a nian shu bao da she hui bao da ni die ting dao mei? gan jin gei ni die shuo |
| [18:16.37] | xiao shen yang: die dui bu qi |
| [18:18.92] | wang xiao li: er zi bie ku a bie ku bie ku |
| [18:24.82] | xiao shen yang: die wo bu zhao ta men le ta men dou bu yao wo le wo zhao ta men gan sha a? ni jiu shi wo qin die, ni jiu shi wo qin ma wo huan guo lai le wo ye zhang da le jin tian da guo nian de bu ti nei xie bu kai xin de shi, hao bu hao? wo gei ni men bai nian ni men dou zuo lai zuo |
| [18:46.33] | li lin: lao zhao lai hai zi gei zan men bai nian |
| [18:47.46] | xiao shen yang: wo gei ni men bai nian a |
| [18:49.39] | wang xiao li xiao shen yang: die ai |
| [18:50.57] | li lin xiao shen yang: ma ai |
| [18:51.41] | xiao shen yang: ba |
| [18:54.41] | li lin: jiao ni ne |
| [18:54.90] | zhao ben shan: hai you wo shi ne? |
| [18:56.42] | xiao shen yang: wo gei ni men ke tou guo nian hao |
| [18:58.41] | wang xiao li: hao er zi li lin: hao hai zi |
| [19:00.58] | zhao ben shan: xing la hai zi bai nian la you hong bao mei |
| [19:04.91] | wang xiao li: mei zhun bei a |
| [19:07.26] | zhao ben shan: wo gei zhun bei la an san ge yi ren yi wan gei ni |
| [19:12.12] | wang xiao li: bu shi da ge zhe shi gei gui qin de |
| [19:14.13] | zhao ben shan: gei ta gan sha a zan dou yi jia ren le hai zi wo men lia ye mei hai zi na zhe |
| [19:19.13] | li lin: gei hai zi |
| [19:19.86] | zhao ben shan: hai zi hao hao du shu qu a bu neng bu shang xue bu shang xue mei chu xi |
| [19:23.82] | li lin: na zhe ba hai zi |
| [19:25.19] | xiao shen yang: xie xie da ba |
| [19:26.07] | zhao ben shan: hai da ba ne ni xie xie san xia ba ni |
| [19:30.04] | zhao ben shan: jing shuo mei yong de |
| [19:32.62] | xiao shen yang: jin nian ni men tong xue ju hui wo xiang qi yi shou ge lai, wo chang gei ni men ting a |
| [19:37.59] | zhao ben shan: xing a tai hao le a |
| [19:39.47] | wang xiao li: zhe hai zi ge chang de hao |
| [19:40.54] | zhao ben shan: ka la ok hui tong gu bu? |
| [19:41.35] | xiao shen yang: hui |
| [19:41.97] | zhao ben shan: na ni tong gu qu ni xian zheng lia cai qu zan lia he dian jiu |
| [19:44.86] | li lin: hao lei |
| [19:45.69] | zhao ben shan: ai ya he he he he |
| [19:53.13] | wang xiao li: ai na ge yi hui er kan zhao ben shan de xiao pin a |
| [19:55.82] | zhao ben shan: ai ya la dao bie ti ta le, wo zui bu ai kan ta nian nian chu lai ting da ge lian |
| [20:01.65] | zhao ben shan: wo bu xi huan ta, zan men he jiu hao bu? |
| [20:05.13] | wang xiao li: wo men dou xi huan |
| [20:06.13] | zhao ben shan: ni xi huan a, ni xiang wo men zhe ge gao ya de ren kan ta na wan yi er tai su shou bu liao |
| [20:15.78] | li lin: lai le |
| [20:16.47] | zhao ben shan: gui qin a, lai zuo xia, ni men lao hui er, wo qu zhu jiao zi |
| [20:25.31] | |
| [21:12.07] | li lin: lao tou zi ni na zhi he bi gan sha a? |
| [21:14.79] | zhao ben shan: wo ye gei wo na tong zhuo nv tong xue xie feng xin |
| [21:17.59] | li lin: ni ke la dao ba, ni bu pa xie chu sha shi lai a? |
| [21:19.95] | zhao ben shan: wo jiu xie ge ming r ci chu lue qu yi wan zi rang ta xiang ba |
| [21:23.34] |
| [00:00.45] | xiǎo shěn yáng: qīn ài de péng yǒu men dà jiā guò nián hǎo |
| [00:03.07] | wáng xiǎo lì: guò nián hǎo |
| [00:08.75] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē nǐ kuài diǎn de, nǐ kuài diǎn zǒu |
| [00:15.24] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē, nǐ ràng wǒ gěi nǐ zhǎo de tóng xué zhǎo zháo le, jiù zhè jiā, qù ba |
| [00:20.58] | wáng xiǎo lì: ér zi hái shì nǐ xiān qù ba, diē zhè jǐn zhāng xīn bèng bèng zhí tiào |
| [00:25.54] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nǐ kàn nǐ, diē nǐ zǎ zhè me wán dàn ne? jiàn gè tóng xué pà shà dé qù qù |
| [00:33.76] | wáng xiǎo lì: āi āi, nǐ tīng diē shuō, nǐ qù ba qiāo mén qù, chū lái lǎo tóu ne, nǐ jiù wèn rén guì qín ā yí zài jiā méi? yào chū lái lǎo tài tài, nǐ jiù wèn nǐ shì guì qín ā yí bù? yào shì de huà ér zi, bǎ zhè fēng xìn gěi tā, bié ràng lǎo tóu kàn zhe ó, qù ba qù ba |
| [00:50.03] | xiǎo shěn yáng: O la, nǐ lǎo tóu zài jiā méi? |
| [00:59.28] | wáng xiǎo lì: āi yā nǎ yǒu nà me hǎn de? nǐ dé kàn chū lái shì shuí a |
| [01:07.73] | xiǎo shěn yáng: jiā lǐ yǒu lǎo tóu méi? |
| [01:10.57] | wáng xiǎo lì: āi yā yǒu rén ér méi |
| [01:12.31] | xiǎo shěn yáng: yǒu rén méi? |
| [01:20.16] | lǐ lín: nǐ zhǎo shuí a? |
| [01:22.02] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nǐ cāi? |
| [01:24.54] | lǐ lín: āi yā mā ya zhè hái zi, wǒ shàng nǎ cāi qù? |
| [01:27.18] | xiǎo shěn yáng: dāng nǐ tí gè rén, nǐ tóng zhuō, nǐ tóng xué, dà chéng zi |
| [01:36.57] | lǐ lín: āi yōu mā ya, dà chéng zi wǒ zhī dào a, nǐ shì tā shà rén a? |
| [01:40.38] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ shì tā diē, bú duì, tā shì wǒ ér zi, bú duì, nǐ cāi wǒ shì shuí |
| [01:47.20] | lǐ lín: nǐ shì tā ér zi ba? |
| [01:48.74] | xiǎo shěn yáng: cāi duì la |
| [01:50.54] | lǐ lín: nǐ zhǎo wǒ yǒu shì ér ma? |
| [01:52.20] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nà gè wǒ diē gěi nǐ yī fēng nì míng xìn |
| [01:54.68] | lǐ lín: shà? |
| [01:57.87] | xiǎo shěn yáng: bié ràng nǐ lǎo tóu kàn jiàn ó |
| [02:00.40] | lǐ lín: bú shì, nà nǐ diē rén ne? tā lái méi? |
| [02:02.93] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nà bù gē nà dūn zhe ne me? kàn zhe nǐ gē, kuài diǎn dé ba, zhè wán dàn |
| [02:08.69] | lǐ lín: dà chéng zi |
| [02:09.91] | wáng xiǎo lì: guì qín |
| [02:11.91] | lǐ lín: lǎo tóng xué, nǐ zǎ lái le ne? |
| [02:14.79] | wáng xiǎo lì: wǒ zhè bú shì lái kàn nǐ lái le ma |
| [02:17.11] | wáng xiǎo lì lǐ lín: tǐng hǎo ba tǐng hǎo de biàn yàng le ne, 20 duō nián méi jiàn le |
| [02:22.75] | lǐ lín: kě bú shì zǎ de |
| [02:32.07] | xiǎo shěn yáng: āi dà yé bāng gè máng |
| [02:34.09] | zhào běn shān: gàn shà a |
| [02:34.49] | xiǎo shěn yáng: gěi wǒ zhào yī zhāng quán jiā, gěi wǒ zhào yī zhāng quán jiā fú |
| [02:40.40] | xiǎo shěn yáng: fú le |
| [02:43.88] | xiǎo shěn yáng: āi yā mā wǒ dà shǎ guā nǐ gěi wǒ shuāi diào dì shàng le |
| [02:47.37] | lǐ lín: āi lǎo tóu nǐ huí lái a? |
| [02:48.61] | zhào běn shān: zhào quán jiā fú de jiā zhǎng méi huí lái nǐ gēn shuí zhào ne |
| [02:52.44] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nà suàn nǐ yí gè bei dà yé |
| [02:53.68] | zhào běn shān: suàn yí gè, wǒ shì zhè wū de hù zhǔ, suàn yí gè |
| [02:57.59] | lǐ lín, lǎo tóu a, lái wǒ gěi nǐ jiè shào yī xià, wǒ tóng xué dà chéng zi, wǒ jiā lǎo zhào |
| [03:02.09] | zhào běn shān wáng xiǎo lì: nǐ hǎo zhè shì shuí a |
| [03:04.58] | wáng xiǎo lì: zhè shì wǒ ér zi |
| [03:06.55] | xiǎo shěn yáng: zhǔ rén wēng huí lái gē ó |
| [03:07.98] | zhào běn shān: hē hē, lái jìn lái ba lái |
| [03:10.57] | lǐ lín: kuài jìn wū jìn wū hái zi lái jìn wū |
| [03:12.22] | zhào běn shān: āi a, wǒ shàng qián yuàn lǎo wáng jiā gēn tā wán huì ér hē diǎn jiǔ dòu huì ér dì zhǔ |
| [03:17.49] | lǐ lín: āi yā wǒ shuō nǐ liǎn zǎ tòng hóng ne, kuài zuò zhe zuò zhe |
| [03:25.29] | xiǎo shěn yáng: āi, wǒ zuò, wǒ āi zhe wǒ diē |
| [03:28.26] | zhào běn shān: gāng lái shì bù |
| [03:29.79] | wáng xiǎo lì: gāng dào, zěn me gè shì ne, wǒ men yé liǎ zài tiě lǐng xīn chéng guò nián, tīng shuō zhè lǎo tóng xué gē zhè ér zhù shùn biàn lái kàn kàn, zhè dà gē yě huí lái le, guì qín a, nà gè wǒ men jiù zǒu le a |
| [03:45.67] | zhào běn shān: zǎ a, shì bù yǒu shì a? |
| [03:46.85] | lǐ lín: bié zháo jí a |
| [03:48.17] | wáng xiǎo lì: méi yǒu shì |
| [03:49.13] | zhào běn shān: zhè shì shà a? |
| [03:50.28] | lǐ lín: a, zhè xìn |
| [03:51.63] | zhào běn shān: shuí de? |
| [03:52.41] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ diē xiě de nì míng xìn |
| [03:56.54] | zhào běn shān: nì míng xìn shà, yǒu shì zhǎo zán ne ba? |
| [03:58.51] | wáng xiǎo lì: méi yǒu shì |
| [04:00.51] | zhào běn shān: néng kàn bù? |
| [04:04.92] | xiǎo shěn yáng: tōu kàn bié rén xìn fàn fǎ |
| [04:07.77] | wáng xiǎo lì: wǒ shì gěi guì qín xiě dé |
| [04:10.85] | zhào běn shān: nà nǐ kàn ràng wǒ kàn bù? |
| [04:11.99] | lǐ lín: āi yā, fàn shà fǎ a |
| [04:14.38] | zhào běn shān: hái shì yǒu shì qiú zán men, yǒu shà shì zhè tóng xué guān xì, nǐ jiù zhǎo wǒ, duǒ le wǒ yě shà dōu bàn bù liǎo, wǒ gěi nǐ kàn kàn zhè xìn |
| [04:31.32] | zhào běn shān: zhāo sī mù xiǎng de qín, nǐ yào mǎi gāng qín a? mǎi shà qín a? |
| [04:41.12] | lǐ lín: āi yā, nà shà, wǒ xiǎo míng bù jiào xiǎo qín ma |
| [04:44.86] | zhào běn shān: bù jiào guì qín me? zhè gè qín mǎi bu qǐ, tài guì |
| [04:49.51] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nà de duō shǎo qián a |
| [04:51.17] | zhào běn shān: duō shǎo qián dōu bù mài, zhè hái zi zǎ yǒu diǎn biāo ne? |
| [04:55.71] | wáng xiǎo lì: dōu shì wǒ guàn de |
| [04:56.87] | zhào běn shān: nǐ guàn hái zi, qǐng yǔn xǔ wǒ dǒu dǎn jiào nǐ yī shēng qīn ài de |
| [05:04.03] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ diē zhēn měng diē nǐ zhēn gěi jìn |
| [05:08.89] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē bié jiè yì a, zhè cí gē xiàn zài chōng qí liàng jiù shì nǐ hǎo de yì sī |
| [05:14.58] | lǐ lín: āi yā, shàng xué de shí hòu jiù ài gēn wǒ nào |
| [05:18.63] | zhào běn shān: shàng xué de shí hòu jiù zhè me chēng hū nǐ a |
| [05:21.74] | lǐ lín: nà shí hou nǎ yǒu zhè cí a |
| [05:23.65] | zhào běn shān: wǒ dōu méi zhè me jiào guò zài nà gè qíng quān chū kāi de nián líng |
| [05:30.89] | wáng xiǎo lì: qíng dòu chū kāi dòu zì bú huì xiě huà gè quān |
| [05:38.79] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē a diē, nǐ zǎ zhè bèn ne, dòu dì zhǔ de dòu nǐ dōu bú huì xiě a? tài bèn le |
| [05:49.06] | zhào běn shān hā hā, nǐ liǎ yí gè xué xiào de ba |
| [05:53.38] | wáng xiǎo lì: hā, ó jīng cháng fǔ dǎo tā |
| [05:55.82] | zhào běn shān: kàn chū lái a, zhè dōu nǐ fǔ dǎo de jié guǒ, shì nǐ gěi le wǒ xìn xīn hé xī wàng, bāng wǒ dú le qī nián shū, yì tiān jiàn bú dào nǐ, wǒ jiù xiàng diū le quān yí yàng |
| [06:11.33] | wáng xiǎo lì: diū le hún yí yàng, hún bú huì xiě huà gè quān |
| [06:15.90] | zhào běn shān: nǐ zhè dōu shì shà shuǐ píng a? |
| [06:17.75] | zhào běn shān: fàng jià de shí hòu, wèi le kàn nǐ yī yǎn, shàng nǐ jiā gàn liǎo bù shǎo quān huó |
| [06:25.81] | wáng xiǎo lì: gàn liǎo bù shǎo líng huó, líng zì bú huì xiě |
| [06:30.64] | xiǎo shěn yáng: líng dāng de líng |
| [06:33.07] | zhào běn shān: āi yā mā ya, bié shuō le, nǐ shuō nǐ nǐ zhè qī nián shū zǎ niàn de a nǐ zhè huà zhèi xiē quān xiě gè xìn |
| [06:39.57] | wáng xiǎo lì: duō kuī guì qín duì wǒ de bāng zhù, jiè wǒ qiān bǐ gěi wǒ xiàng pí, kǎo shì shí hòu ràng wǒ chāo tí |
| [06:47.86] | zhào běn shān: chāo tí? āi yā nǐ kě bǎ rén kēng le |
| [06:53.06] | wáng xiǎo lì: yǒu shí hou yě bāng dào máng, yǒu yī cì qī mò kǎo shì, ràng wǒ chāo tā tí, wǒ jiù chāo le, wán liǎo de le líng fēn |
| [07:00.81] | zhào běn shān: nà zǎ chāo de, zǎ hái dé gè líng ne? |
| [07:02.91] | lǐ lín: hái hǎo yì sī shuō ne, nǐ wèn tā ba |
| [07:05.56] | wáng xiǎo lì: wǒ chāo tài quán la, bǎ míng yě chāo xià lái le |
| [07:11.58] | zhào běn shān: shà wán yì zhè shì |
| [07:18.79] | wáng xiǎo lì: hòu lái chū lái le liǎ guì qín, wǒ yī fēn méi yǒu |
| [07:22.75] | zhào běn shān: nà néng yǒu a, nà nǐ dé duō shǎo fēn a? |
| [07:24.50] | lǐ lín: wǒ dé 90 bei |
| [07:26.12] | zhào běn shān: suàn cuò la, liǎ guì qín yīng gāi dé 180 a |
| [07:30.02] | xiǎo shěn yáng: dà yé nǐ dāng wǒ men xiào zhǎng de le bei |
| [07:31.75] | zhào běn shān: āi yā dāng bù qǐ zhè xìn wǒ méi fǎ niàn le zhè dà huì niàn chū sā quān lái, zài nòng yí gè quān còu gòu yī zhà bǎ wǒ zhà shàng le |
| [07:41.06] | xiǎo shěn yáng: lái wǒ niàn, wǒ bù pà zhà, wǒ diē bú huì yòng zhà, yǒu yī huí dòu dì zhǔ, sì gè èr bǎ liǎ wáng dài chū qù le, wǒ niàn ó xiǎo diē |
| [07:57.68] | zhào běn shān: āi yā xiǎo qín |
| [08:03.26] | xiǎo shěn yáng: dà yé nǐ chǒu, zhè diē xiě dé xiàng qín bù? |
| [08:06.08] | zhào běn shān: lā dǎo ba, méi gěi nǐ xiě gè xiǎo quān jiù zhào gù nǐ le |
| [08:11.61] | xiǎo shěn yáng: xiǎo qín zhè me duō nián wǒ dōu zài zhǎo nǐ, wǒ yī zhí dōu xiǎng zhǎo gè jī huì duì nǐ shuō yī jù, cǐ chù lüè qù 3 gè zì ér, wèi shí me ne? |
| [08:23.96] | wáng xiǎo lì: jié néng jiǎn pái, shěng diǎn ér mò shuǐ |
| [08:27.51] | zhào běn shān: cǐ chù lüè qù 3 gè zì dōu 7 gè zì le nǐ 3 xiě bù liǎo? |
| [08:32.47] | wáng xiǎo lì: bú shì |
| [08:34.57] | zhào běn shān: nǐ xiǎng shuō shà? |
| [08:35.28] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ ài nǐ bei |
| [08:36.54] | wáng xiǎo lì: bú shì gǎn xiè nǐ gǎn xiè nǐ |
| [08:39.28] | lǐ lín: āi yā, nà nǐ jiù xiě gǎn xiè nǐ bei |
| [08:41.15] | zhào běn shān: nà hái bù dé xiě gè gǎn xiè quān a |
| [08:46.79] | xiǎo shěn yáng: qín, wǒ tuì xué yǐ hòu zán liǎ jiù méi jiàn guò miàn, kě měi yī nián wǒ de mèng lǐ dōu yǒu nǐ, yǒu yī cì zán liǎ zǒu zài fàng xué de lù shàng, lù guò yī piàn xiǎo shù lín, cǐ chù lüè qù 27 gè zì ér |
| [09:06.96] | zhào běn shān: bú shì nǐ shuō shuō nǐ zhè dào le xiǎo shù lín zěn me le zhè shì? |
| [09:10.70] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē, nà shi wǒ zuò de mèng |
| [09:12.80] | zhào běn shān: mèng diū 27 gè zì |
| [09:15.55] | wáng xiǎo lì: bú shì, jiù shì wǒ liǎ zuò mèng ma, mèng wǒ liǎ zǒu dào xiǎo shù lín le, jiù zhè gōng fū zhè hái zi shuì jiào dǎ bǎ shì, yī jiǎo jiù gěi wǒ tī xǐng le, zài xiǎng jiē mèng jiù jiē bù shàng le |
| [09:26.60] | xiǎo shěn yáng: lài wǒ gàn shà a |
| [09:27.85] | zhào běn shān: duō kuī yǒu nǐ, yào bù rán jiē zhe mèng shuō bù shàng mèng zhe shà le |
| [09:33.29] | xiǎo shěn yáng: qín nǐ shì wǒ xīn lǐ wéi yī de nǚ rén, nà nián qù xiāng lǐ cān jiā wán huì yǎn, huí jiā de shí hòu tiān yǐ jīng hēi le, dāng shí jiù wǒ men liǎ lù guò yī piàn bāo mǐ dì de shí hòu, cǐ chù lüè qù 78 gè zì ér |
| [09:53.47] | zhào běn shān: lái lái, nǐ shuō shuō zhè gè yě shì mèng a? |
| [09:56.16] | wáng xiǎo lì: zhè bú shì mèng |
| [09:58.28] | zhào běn shān: nà zhè 78 gè zì dōu gàn shà le dōu? |
| [10:00.27] | lǐ lín: wǒ nǎ zhī dào a? |
| [10:02.40] | zhào běn shān: nǐ zhuāng shà hú tú a? zěn me hēi tiān lù guò bāo mǐ dì zhè zěn me de le? yòu zhěng zhèi xiē zì dōu méi le? |
| [10:08.35] | lǐ lín: dà chéng zi nǐ zǎ shà dōu wǎng shàng xiě a? nǎ yǒu zhè shì a? yǒu zhè shì ma? |
| [10:12.36] | wáng xiǎo lì: guì qín nǐ wàng le a? nà nián zán liǎ shàng gōng shè huì yǎn qù, huí lái qián tiān jiù hēi le ma, zán liǎ jiù wǎng jiā zǒu zǒu zhe zǒu zhe lù guò yī piàn bāo mǐ dì wán le yī tái tóu miàn qián zhàn tóu lǘ |
| [10:23.34] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shàng yī biān qù |
| [10:26.19] | wáng xiǎo lì: zhè lǘ ba dèng zán liǎ yī yǎn tā jiù zǒu le |
| [10:30.06] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē nǐ shuō shà ne wǒ dà yé shì zhǎng liǎn |
| [10:33.13] | wáng xiǎo lì: dāng shí gěi wǒ gěi guì qín xià xià dé mā ya yī shēng jiù pū zài wǒ huái lǐ dà gē nà nǐ shuō wǒ zǎ zhěng? wǒ néng zǒu ma wǒ néng bù guǎn ma? nǐ shuō |
| [10:42.07] | lǐ lín: āi yā wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, què shí yǒu zhè me huí shì |
| [10:45.38] | zhào běn shān: nǐ bù hūn le ma? nǐ hái néng xiǎng qǐ lái ma? |
| [10:47.38] | lǐ lín: duì a, dāng shí wǒ què shí xiā hūn le |
| [10:49.30] | zhào běn shān: nǐ zǎ dào rén huái lǐ le ne? |
| [10:51.43] | lǐ lín: wǒ hūn le wǒ nǎ zhī dào dào nǎ ér le, wǒ zǎ huí de jiā wǒ dōu bù zhī dào |
| [10:55.23] | zhào běn shān: lǘ tuó huí qù de bei |
| [10:57.14] | wáng xiǎo lì: shì wǒ tuó huí qù de bù bù shì wǒ bèi huí qù de |
| [11:00.40] | zhào běn shān: bèi guāng bèi a? |
| [11:01.79] | wáng xiǎo lì: bèi lèi le yě bào yī huì ér |
| [11:07.55] | zhào běn shān: nǐ méi zuò diǎn qiǎng jiù cuò shī shà de a? |
| [11:10.72] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē wǒ méi zuò rén gōng hū xī |
| [11:14.99] | zhào běn shān: bú shì, guì qín nǐ, nǐ shuō nǐ zhè tóng xué nǎ de a, wǒ zǎ jiù méi jiàn guò ne? nǐ něi gè bǔ zi de? |
| [11:20.26] | wáng xiǎo lì: shèng lì cūn lǎo yú jiā de |
| [11:22.10] | zhào běn shān: nǐ jiào shà míng a? |
| [11:22.99] | wáng xiǎo lì: yú zé chéng |
| [11:27.02] | zhào běn shān: zhè dōu qián fú dào zá jiā duō shào nián le dōu zhè shì? |
| [11:30.19] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē wǒ zhè hé diàn shì lǐ nà bù yí yàng wǒ zhè chéng shì chéng shì bù zú bài shì yǒu yú de bài, bú shì shì bài shì yǒu yú de chéng a |
| [11:38.64] | zhào běn shān: chéng bù liǎo |
| [11:39.87] | lǐ lín: nǐ bié zháo jí, nǐ kàn nǐ |
| [11:42.04] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nǐ zǎ hái shī bài le ne? |
| [11:43.39] | lǐ lín: nǐ yǒu wán méi wán ne? |
| [11:44.42] | zhào běn shān: shuí méi wán ne? zhè shì gàn shà a zhè |
| [11:45.74] | lǐ lín: xiě gè xìn nǐ gàn shà wán yì ér? |
| [11:47.14] | xiǎo shěn yáng: qín méi shén me kě bào dá nǐ de shén me yě bù shuō le, qǐng nǐ liú xià zhè zhāng kǎ, zhè shì wǒ duì nǐ de xīn yì |
| [11:54.90] | zhào běn shān: shén me kǎ? |
| [11:55.66] | wáng xiǎo lì: yín háng kǎ, wǒ xiǎo qián jiā lǐ qióng ma dōu shì guì qín bāng wǒ jiāo de xué fèi wǒ xún sī dé hǎo le huí bào yī xià gěi tā cún le sān wàn kuài qián |
| [12:04.42] | zhào běn shān: qián ne gē nǎ le? kǎ |
| [12:06.06] | wáng xiǎo lì: kǎ gěi tā le |
| [12:07.49] | lǐ lín: a? nǐ shà shí hòu gěi wǒ le a? |
| [12:09.77] | zhào běn shān: āi yā, duì hǎo ó |
| [12:11.00] | wáng xiǎo lì: wǒ bù gěi nǐ le ma? |
| [12:12.71] | zhào běn shān: bié zhuāng le tāo chū lái ba |
| [12:14.26] | wáng xiǎo lì: gē nà xìn fēng lǐ zhuāng zhe ne |
| [12:16.08] | lǐ lín: āi yā mā ya, nǐ shuō nǐ nǐ zǎ bù zǎo shuō ne, wǒ néng yào nǐ zhè kǎ me kuài kuài kuài ná huí qù |
| [12:22.29] | zhào běn shān: ná lái píng shà bú yào a |
| [12:24.56] | lǐ lín: gàn shà a nǐ nǐ gěi rén ná huí qù |
| [12:25.95] | zhào běn shān: hái ná huí qù, huà zhèi xiē quān ná gè kǎ hái bú yào, wǒ hái jué de bù gòu ne? bīn guǎn 302 fáng |
| [12:39.39] | wáng xiǎo lì: zǎ la |
| [12:43.80] | zhào běn shān: nǐ xíng a nǐ qù ba |
| [12:45.15] | lǐ lín: wǒ qù nǎ a? |
| [12:46.47] | zhào běn shān: zhè bù kāi fáng le ma, hái qù nǎ a? |
| [12:48.41] | lǐ lín: nǐ shuō shà huà ne? |
| [12:49.44] | zhào běn shān: shuō shà huà fáng kǎ chuāi nǐ dōu le, wǒ jīn wǎn yào gē wài miàn dòu yī xiǔ dì zhǔ zhè jiù wán le qù ba! |
| [12:54.89] | lǐ lín: bú shì nǐ ná wǒ dāng shà rén le nǐ a? |
| [12:56.74] | zhào běn shān: qù qù qù qù qù |
| [12:57.70] | lǐ lín: dà chéng zi zhè zǎ huí shì ne a? nǐ zhè zǎ hái zhěng chū fáng kǎ le a? |
| [13:00.20] | wáng xiǎo lì: shéi zhī dào a nǐ kàn wǒ zhè jǐn zhāng de ná chà le |
| [13:01.57] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē diē, nǐ ràng wǒ shàng nǎ ér zhù qù? |
| [13:03.98] | wáng xiǎo lì: nǐ bié tiān luàn le, nǐ zhè hái zi |
| [13:06.66] | lǐ lín: hǎo hǎo zhǎo zhǎo |
| [13:07.79] | wáng xiǎo lì lǐ lín: zhè zhěng nǎ qù le nǐ shuō shì bù ná cuò le? |
| [13:08.50] | xiǎo shěn yáng: gē zhe ne |
| [13:11.04] | wáng xiǎo lì: āi yā nǐ zhè hái zi, nǐ kàn wǒ liǎ ná chuàn le, nǐ chǒu chǒu kuài nǐ gěi dà gē kàn kàn |
| [13:16.44] | lǐ lín: zhè bú shì ma |
| [13:18.47] | xiǎo shěn yáng: yī chǎng xū jīng |
| [13:19.68] | lǐ lín: kàn nǐ dà jīng xiǎo guài de |
| [13:25.01] | zhào běn shān: niàn |
| [13:27.73] | xiǎo shěn yáng: qín méi yǒu nǐ jiù méi zhè gè ér zi wǒ yí dìng bǎ zhè gè hái zi dà dài dà...... diē tā bú shì wǒ mā ba? nǐ bù shuō wǒ mā méi le ma? |
| [13:41.62] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shà qián yòu shēng chū gè hái zi nǐ a |
| [13:44.88] | lǐ lín: wǒ shà shí shēng hái zi le? |
| [13:46.54] | zhào běn shān: zhè bù méi yǒu nǐ jiù méi yǒu zhè gè hái zi, nǐ ràng wǒ guò nián bù a? |
| [13:50.56] | xiǎo shěn yáng: nǐ bù shuō wǒ mā méi le ma? |
| [13:51.41] | lǐ lín: shuō shà ne nǐ a? |
| [13:52.34] | zhào běn shān: shén me shì a? shàng yī biān qù |
| [13:54.64] | lǐ lín: dà chéng zi zǎ huí shì nǐ néng shuō qīng chǔ a |
| [13:56.95] | zhào běn shān: shuí de rén nǎ zhè shì? |
| [13:58.50] | lǐ lín: zhè zǎ huí shì zhěng chū gè hái zi a |
| [14:00.33] | xiǎo shěn yáng: bú shì wǒ mā méi le ma dà yé zán liǎ zǎ zhè mìng ne? |
| [14:09.30] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shuō zhè shì shén me shì a |
| [14:11.14] | xiǎo shěn yáng: dà yé nǐ shuō zhè hái zi shì wǒ bù? |
| [14:13.62] | zhào běn shān: nǐ cāi ne? |
| [14:14.61] | xiǎo shěn yáng: shì |
| [14:15.29] | zhào běn shān: cāi duì le |
| [14:21.14] | xiǎo shěn yáng: dà yé a |
| [14:22.41] | zhào běn shān: bié guǎn wǒ jiào dà yé le jiào shū ba nǐ diē xià shǒu bǐ wǒ zǎo |
| [14:31.13] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē |
| [14:32.35] | zhào běn shān: shà yě bié shuō la nǐ men zài zhè ér guò ba wǒ gěi nǐ dǎo dì fāng hǎo bù hǎo? guì qín |
| [14:37.99] | lǐ lín nǐ yào gàn hā nǐ a? |
| [14:39.10] | zhào běn shān: wǒ zǒu |
| [14:39.71] | lǐ lín: nǐ guò liǎng tiān hǎo rì zi nǐ zuò shà ya nǐ a? |
| [14:41.41] | xiǎo shěn yáng: hēng |
| [14:43.11] | wáng xiǎo lì: ér zi nǐ huí lái |
| [14:45.76] | zhào běn shān: nǐ guǎn shuí jiào ér zi ne? shàng zhè zhàn shén me pián yí ne |
| [14:51.22] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē dà yé nǐ tīng wǒ shuō dà yé |
| [14:54.71] | zhào běn shān: shuí shì nǐ dà yé a? |
| [14:56.65] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē dà gē wǒ jiào tā ne |
| [14:59.85] | zhào běn shān: nǐ nǐ gěi wǒ jiě shì míng bái |
| [15:02.15] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē nǐ tīng wǒ shuō tīng wǒ jiě shì xíng bù |
| [15:05.00] | zhào běn shān: lái nǐ bǎ zhè jù huà jiě shì kāi" méi yǒu nǐ jiù méi yǒu zhè gè ér zi, wǒ yí dìng bǎ zhè hái zi yǎng hǎo nǐ fàng xīn" zhè shà yì sī? |
| [15:12.30] | lǐ lín: zhè hái zi dào dǐ zǎ huí shì? |
| [15:14.09] | xiǎo shěn yáng: gěi wǒ gè jiāo dài |
| [15:15.46] | wáng xiǎo lì: dà gē nǐ liǎ guò lái nǐ tīng wǒ shuō a dà gē wǒ xiǎo qián ba shì gè gū ér duō kuī le guì qín gěi wǒ hěn dà de bāng zhù zài tā de yǐng xiǎng xià ba, wǒ xún sī wǒ yīng gāi huí bào shè huì jiù zhè me dé wǒ shōu yǎng le yí gè hái zi zhè hái zi shì gè gū ér nǐ qiān wàn bié gào sù tā, wǒ qiú nǐ le xíng bù? wǒ qiú nǐ le |
| [15:36.22] | lǐ lín: zhēn de bù? |
| [15:36.80] | wáng xiǎo lì: zhēn de |
| [15:38.32] | zhào běn shān: hēng nǐ diē shuō nǐ shì gū ér nǐ shuō āi yōu tā yě shì gū ér bào gào! wǒ yě shì gū ér shuí xìn ne? |
| [15:49.50] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē nǐ shuō shà nǎ a? shuí shì gū ér a? |
| [15:53.09] | wáng xiǎo lì: hái zi diē méi piàn nǐ, nǐ què shí shì gè gū ér shì wǒ cóng gū ér yuàn bào huí lái de ér zi zhè gè lǐng yǎng zhèng zài diē shēn shàng fèng le shí bā nián le, nǐ kàn kàn shì bú shì? |
| [16:10.72] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ wǒ shì gū ér dà yé zhè shì wǒ ma? |
| [16:19.14] | zhào běn shān: xiǎo shěn yáng? |
| [16:22.73] | wáng xiǎo lì: zài shěn yáng gū ér yuàn bào huí lái de xiàn zài jiào yú shěn yáng |
| [16:26.97] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ shì duō yú de wǒ shì duō yú de āi yā |
| [16:33.52] | zhào běn shān: zhè shì zhēn de |
| [16:35.42] | wáng xiǎo lì nǐ gàn shà a nǐ? bié kū le, dà guò nián de nǐ gē rén jiā kū shà ya nǐ? wǒ gēn nǐ shuō nǐ 18 tiān de shí hòu wǒ bǎ nǐ bào huí lái de wǒ yǎng le nǐ 18 nián, zhè 18 nián wǒ bù gǎn shuō duì de qǐ nǐ, dàn shì wǒ duì de qǐ wǒ de liáng xīn, nǐ xiàn zài nǐ yě zhǎng dà le, nǐ yào xiǎng zhǎo nǐ gōu tōng qīn shēng fù mǔ diē bù lán nǐ nǐ qù zhǎo qù ba wǒ zhī dào gē nǎ ér, zǎo wǎn yě shì zhè me gè shì ér |
| [17:10.87] | zhào běn shān: duì bù qǐ a hái zi nǐ qǐ lái qǐ lái qǐ lái, nǐ biē qū shà a? zán dà huǒ wú huǐ nǐ diē le nǐ diē yǎng nǐ 18 nián shǐ yī bǎ niào yī bǎ de zhè 18 nián yòu dāng diē yòu dāng mā, wèi le nǐ lián lǎo bàn dōu méi zhǎo bù jiù pà nǐ shòu wěi qu ma? shì bú shì? hái zi nǐ yào bào dá tā, nǐ bú yào zhǎo mā me? guì qín ā yí jiù shì nǐ qīn mā, jīn hòu zhè gè jiā jiù shì nǐ de jiā, shì bù? nǐ dé hǎo hào xué xí zhǎng dà chéng rén bào dá nǐ diē huí bào shè huì cái duì, hǎo hǎo niàn shū shì bù? niàn duō shào nián le a? |
| [17:52.41] | wáng xiǎo lì: bù niàn le |
| [17:54.09] | zhào běn shān: wǒ yī kàn jiù shì, qíng dòu chū kāi de dòu nǎ shì dòu dì zhǔ de dòu a? duō ràng rén xiào huà |
| [18:00.33] | wáng xiǎo lì: bú shì ma? |
| [18:01.92] | zhào běn shān: nà shi tǔ dòu de dòu |
| [18:03.49] | lǐ lín: āi yā lā dǎo ba bié xiā jiào rén jiā nǐ shuō de nà gèng bú duì |
| [18:08.85] | zhào běn shān: nǐ kàn zhè méi wén huà duō kě pà a niàn shū bào dá shè huì bào dá nǐ diē tīng dào méi? gǎn jǐn gěi nǐ diē shuō |
| [18:16.37] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē duì bù qǐ |
| [18:18.92] | wáng xiǎo lì: ér zi bié kū a bié kū bié kū |
| [18:24.82] | xiǎo shěn yáng: diē wǒ bù zhǎo tā men le tā men dōu bú yào wǒ le wǒ zhǎo tā men gàn shà a? nǐ jiù shì wǒ qīn diē, nǐ jiù shì wǒ qīn mā wǒ huǎn guò lái le wǒ yě zhǎng dà le jīn tiān dà guò nián de bù tí nèi xiē bù kāi xīn de shì, hǎo bù hǎo? wǒ gěi nǐ men bài nián nǐ men dōu zuò lái zuò |
| [18:46.33] | lǐ lín: lǎo zhào lái hái zi gěi zán men bài nián |
| [18:47.46] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ gěi nǐ men bài nián a |
| [18:49.39] | wáng xiǎo lì xiǎo shěn yáng: diē āi |
| [18:50.57] | lǐ lín xiǎo shěn yáng: mā āi |
| [18:51.41] | xiǎo shěn yáng: bà |
| [18:54.41] | lǐ lín: jiào nǐ ne |
| [18:54.90] | zhào běn shān: hái yǒu wǒ shì ne? |
| [18:56.42] | xiǎo shěn yáng: wǒ gěi nǐ men kē tóu guò nián hǎo |
| [18:58.41] | wáng xiǎo lì: hǎo ér zi lǐ lín: hǎo hái zi |
| [19:00.58] | zhào běn shān: xíng la hái zi bài nián la yǒu hóng bāo méi |
| [19:04.91] | wáng xiǎo lì: méi zhǔn bèi a |
| [19:07.26] | zhào běn shān: wǒ gěi zhǔn bèi la ǎn sān ge yī rén yī wàn gěi nǐ |
| [19:12.12] | wáng xiǎo lì: bú shì dà gē zhè shì gěi guì qín de |
| [19:14.13] | zhào běn shān: gěi tā gàn shà a zán dōu yī jiā rén le hái zi wǒ men liǎ yě méi hái zi ná zhe |
| [19:19.13] | lǐ lín: gěi hái zi |
| [19:19.86] | zhào běn shān: hái zi hǎo hǎo dú shū qù a bù néng bù shàng xué bù shàng xué méi chū xī |
| [19:23.82] | lǐ lín: ná zhe ba hái zi |
| [19:25.19] | xiǎo shěn yáng: xiè xiè dà bà |
| [19:26.07] | zhào běn shān: hái dà bà ne nǐ xiè xiè sān xiá ba nǐ |
| [19:30.04] | zhào běn shān: jìng shuō méi yòng de |
| [19:32.62] | xiǎo shěn yáng: jīn nián nǐ men tóng xué jù huì wǒ xiǎng qǐ yī shǒu gē lái, wǒ chàng gěi nǐ men tīng a |
| [19:37.59] | zhào běn shān: xíng a tài hǎo le a |
| [19:39.47] | wáng xiǎo lì: zhè hái zi gē chàng dé hǎo |
| [19:40.54] | zhào běn shān: kǎ lā ok huì tǒng gū bù? |
| [19:41.35] | xiǎo shěn yáng: huì |
| [19:41.97] | zhào běn shān: nà nǐ tǒng gū qù nǐ xiān zhěng liǎ cài qù zán liǎ hē diǎn jiǔ |
| [19:44.86] | lǐ lín: hǎo lei |
| [19:45.69] | zhào běn shān: āi yā hē hē hē hē |
| [19:53.13] | wáng xiǎo lì: āi nà gè yī huì ér kàn zhào běn shān de xiǎo pǐn a |
| [19:55.82] | zhào běn shān: āi yā lā dǎo bié tí tā le, wǒ zuì bù ài kàn tā nián nián chū lái tǐng dà gè liǎn |
| [20:01.65] | zhào běn shān: wǒ bù xǐ huān tā, zán men hē jiǔ hǎo bù? |
| [20:05.13] | wáng xiǎo lì: wǒ men dōu xǐ huān |
| [20:06.13] | zhào běn shān: nǐ xǐ huān a, nǐ xiàng wǒ men zhè gè gāo yǎ de rén kàn tā nà wán yì ér tài sú shòu bù liǎo |
| [20:15.78] | lǐ lín: lái le |
| [20:16.47] | zhào běn shān: guì qín a, lái zuò xià, nǐ men láo huì ér, wǒ qù zhǔ jiǎo zi |
| [20:25.31] | |
| [21:12.07] | lǐ lín: lǎo tóu zi nǐ ná zhǐ hé bǐ gàn shà a? |
| [21:14.79] | zhào běn shān: wǒ yě gěi wǒ nà tóng zhuō nǚ tóng xué xiě fēng xìn |
| [21:17.59] | lǐ lín: nǐ kě lā dǎo ba, nǐ bù pà xiě chū shà shì lái a? |
| [21:19.95] | zhào běn shān: wǒ jiù xiě gè míng r cǐ chù lüè qù yī wàn zì ràng tā xiǎng ba |
| [21:23.34] |
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