| [00:00.09] | 郭：人来的不少 |
| [00:01.44] | 于：哎 |
| [00:02.26] | 郭：刚才是两位老先生 |
| [00:03.59] | 于：哎 |
| [00:04.10] | 郭：刘文步，王文林 |
| [00:05.03] | 于：是 |
| [00:05.68] | 郭：相声界的两位前辈，让他们下去休息一会儿，换上我们两个人给大伙这儿瞎说 |
| [00:11.75] | 于：瞎说啊 |
| [00:12.83] | 郭：今天是北京相声大会的封箱演出 |
| [00:15.57] | 于：最后一天 |
| [00:16.45] | 郭：哎，春节前的最后一天 |
| [00:18.00] | 于：嗯 |
| [00:18.73] | 郭：春节后再开，就是正月初三 |
| [00:21.64] | 于：唉 |
| [00:22.60] | 郭：希望大伙儿还来捧场，后台来说也算得上是人才济济，刚才王文林王先生 |
| [00:32.26] | 郭：他父亲是王长友 |
| [00:32.66] | 于：是 |
| [00:33.67] | 郭：师傅呢，是刘宝瑞 |
| [00:35.20] | 于：刘先生 |
| [00:36.01] | 郭：唉，这个刘文步先生呢，是杨少奎的弟子 |
| [00:39.10] | 于：您看看 |
| [00:39.66] | 郭：徐德亮，张文顺张先生的弟子 |
| [00:43.34] | 于：对 |
| [00:43.96] | 郭：他师爷是佟大方 |
| [00:46.08] | 于：有哥有们儿 |
| [00:46.95] | 郭：刘艺 |
| [00:47.97] | 于：嗯 |
| [00:48.53] | 郭：孟凡贵的弟子 |
| [00:49.72] | 于：哦 |
| [00:50.34] | 郭：他师爷是宝三儿 |
| [00:51.90] | 于：宝三儿啊，撂跤得啊 |
| [00:55.45] | 郭：他们.....他们不是撂跤这一门儿的吗 |
| [00:57.51] | 于：哪这一门儿呀 |
| [00:58.42] | 郭：不是啊..... |
| [00:59.30] | 孟：谁啊 谁啊 |
| [01:00.54] | 郭：在这啊 |
| [01:01.12] | 于：急了！找你来了！ |
| [01:03.23] | 郭：回去吧回去吧，对不起啊各位啊，没训好，告诉你们拴上你们不听 |
| [01:10.28] | 于：亮架子的啊 |
| [01:11.51] | 郭：还是摔跤的啊，还是摔跤的啊 |
| [01:15.25] | 郭：这是开玩笑，最近我们准备给凡贵师哥办一个舞台从艺三周年纪念演出 |
| [01:20.91] | 于：好嘛，我还以为您这就要说正经的了呢 |
| [01:23.28] | 郭：三年之前还是摔跤的。这位老师大伙有熟悉有不熟悉的 |
| [01:28.79] | 于：不熟悉 |
| [01:29.41] | 郭：于谦 |
| [01:30.14] | 于：对 |
| [01:30.65] | 郭：于谦呐 |
| [01:32.20] | 于：嗯~o(*￣▽￣*) |
| [01:33.11] | 郭：好啊 |
| [01:34.35] | 于：好什么啊 |
| [01:35.99] | 郭：在我心目当中来说 |
| [01:37.85] | 于：恩 |
| [01:38.39] | 郭：是个了不起的人 |
| [01:40.40] | 于：别这么捧我 |
| [01:41.84] | 郭：真的啊，这是北京市曲艺团的演员 |
| [01:44.78] | 于：嗯对 |
| [01:45.57] | 郭：从小学艺 |
| [01:47.72] | 于：嗯 |
| [01:48.14] | 郭：这么些年了 |
| [01:48.59] | 于：科班 |
| [01:49.13] | 郭：什么都学过 |
| [01:50.91] | 于：嗯 |
| [01:51.44] | 郭：快板也学过，还学过琴书 |
| [01:53.28] | 于：还唱过几句 |
| [01:55.28] | 郭：北京琴书 |
| [01:55.77] | 于：嗯 |
| [01:56.30] | 郭：关学曾关先生曾经想收他，没学，没学 |
| [01:58.93] | 于：没学？ |
| [01:59.72] | 郭：唉，后来改的这个相声 |
| [02:04.30] | 于：哦 |
| [02:05.43] | 郭：最近涉足影视业 |
| [02:07.85] | 于：哎呦拍过几个戏 |
| [02:09.52] | 郭：电影，电视剧，广告，都干过 |
| [02:10.77] | 于：对 |
| [02:11.61] | 郭：最近这两天，中央电视台实话实说栏目找他做嘉宾 |
| [02:15.00] | 于：实话实说 |
| [02:16.44] | 郭：今天中午又来电话说别去啦 |
| [02:18.14] | 于：怎么又不去了？ |
| [02:19.24] | 郭：听说你不说实话 |
| [02:21.78] | 于：我老说瞎话啊？ |
| [02:23.98] | 郭：不让去，于谦在我心目当中啊，就是一个完人 |
| [02:28.82] | 于：嗯~~骗子 |
| [02:29.89] | 郭：完人 |
| [02:30.88] | 于：没有 |
| [02:31.36] | 郭：完了，这人完了，完了 |
| [02:33.67] | 于：完了啊 |
| [02:35.03] | 郭：完人，说良心话啊 |
| [02:36.92] | 于：恩 |
| [02:37.35] | 郭：你要不说相声，你活在世上都难 |
| [02:40.31] | 于：怎么的 |
| [02:42.00] | 郭：没见过这么寒碜的人，真的啊 |
| [02:45.82] | 于：我啊 |
| [02:46.44] | 郭：寒碜的人咱们见过不少 |
| [02:50.14] | 于：嗯 |
| [02:50.57] | 郭：但是没有你这么寒碜的，真的 |
| [02:51.87] | 于：不至于吧我 |
| [02:52.46] | 郭：真的，说相声的里边，一般来说都顺点眼 |
| [02:54.75] | 于：嗯 |
| [02:55.20] | 郭：像我似的，你看看，精精神神儿的 |
| [02:57.92] | 于：恩恩 |
| [02:58.45] | 郭：你到他这，你...霍 |
| [03:00.09] | 于：怎么了 |
| [03:02.60] | 郭：不能多看 |
| [03:06.55] | 于：多看？ |
| [03:07.26] | 郭：多看心脏受不了 |
| [03:09.55] | 于：不....我自己感觉不错 |
| [03:11.95] | 郭：你看看你看看这个人啊 |
| [03:13.96] | 于：啊 |
| [03:14.35] | 郭：他不知道丑俊 |
| [03:14.98] | 于：丑？ |
| [03:16.39] | 郭：哟（转头要吐） |
| [03:18.00] | 于：您要...您就直接冲那边，没关系 |
| [03:20.20] | 郭：啊 |
| [03:20.74] | 于：怎么了 |
| [03:21.41] | 郭：你这人长得没这么寒碜 |
| [03:22.85] | 于：我怎么寒碜了？ |
| [03:24.15] | 郭：说良心话啊 |
| [03:25.26] | 于：嗯 |
| [03:25.82] | 郭：那年我们一块儿，一大帮说相声的，上顺义有个养猪场，我们参观去 |
| [03:30.12] | 于：嗯 |
| [03:31.04] | 郭：一进门儿人厂长很高兴，谢谢各位谢谢光临谢谢光临 |
| [03:35.03] | 于：人高兴嘛 |
| [03:36.05] | 郭：拿出一根红绳儿来，在他胳膊上拴上 |
| [03:38.28] | 于：拴我干嘛啊 |
| [03:39.72] | 郭：怕进去跟猪分不出来 |
| [03:41.32] | 于：没听说过！ |
| [03:46.47] | 郭：你看看 |
| [03:47.12] | 于：不至于！ |
| [03:47.77] | 郭：想得...想得周到 |
| [03:49.10] | 于：什么周到啊？ |
| [03:49.78] | 郭：1997年7月1号香港回归那天，我们大伙把他关在屋子里一天没让出来 |
| [03:55.34] | 于：出来呢？ |
| [03:56.13] | 郭：这出来英国人看见再反悔了，再不给了！ |
| [03:58.96] | 于：因为我？ |
| [04:01.24] | 郭：那哪说得准去 |
| [04:02.40] | 于：没听说过 |
| [04:03.53] | 郭：是不是，我们上商场玩去，一进商场 |
| [04:05.52] | 于：嗯 |
| [04:06.41] | 郭：六个小姐过来把他围上了 |
| [04:08.31] | 于：爱看我 |
| [04:09.61] | 郭：怕你偷东西，你看 |
| [04:11.70] | 于：我长得像小偷？ |
| [04:12.85] | 郭：啊，这一出去，追尾事件很多。duang！duang！，一车怼一车 |
| [04:16.81] | 于：嗯 |
| [04:17.57] | 郭：司机下来满脸血 |
| [04:18.56] | 于：哟 |
| [04:19.01] | 郭：都指着他 |
| [04:19.77] | 于：干嘛啊 |
| [04:20.20] | 郭：警察，逮他！逮他！ |
| [04:21.27] | 于：逮我干吗啊？ |
| [04:22.04] | 郭：逮他，不看他还撞不上呢 |
| [04:24.32] | 于：嗬，我就那么...那么高的回头率吗 |
| [04:27.63] | 郭：就到这地步 |
| [04:28.25] | 于：恩恩 |
| [04:28.79] | 郭：好好...好好说相声，离了这行就活不了了 |
| [04:32.37] | 于：怎么了......（小声） |
| [04:33.36] | 郭：有老师吗？ |
| [04:33.73] | 于：有啊 |
| [04:34.75] | 郭：哦，有老师谁啊？ |
| [04:35.71] | 于：石富宽，石先生 |
| [04:37.57] | 郭：石富宽石先生 |
| [04:39.01] | 于：唉我们先生石富宽 |
| [04:39.86] | 郭：哦，你们先生石富宽？你是他太太？ |
| [04:41.44] | 于：对.......什么叫我是他太太啊？ |
| [04:46.27] | 郭：我们出去听人介绍，这是我先生 |
| [04:47.94] | 于：啊 |
| [04:48.33] | 郭：这是我太太，这是...这是一对儿 |
| [04:51.47] | 于：我们..我们这行不这么解释，先生就是老师 |
| [04:54.29] | 郭：就是老师 |
| [04:54.72] | 于：对 |
| [04:55.14] | 郭：好好学，好好学 |
| [04:56.81] | 于：啊 |
| [04:57.29] | 郭：今天看见你我很欣慰 |
| [04:58.42] | 于：怎么欣... |
| [04:59.38] | 郭：我真的很欣慰啊 |
| [05:01.33] | 于：怎么了 |
| [05:02.04] | 郭：好，您今年..贵庚啊 |
| [05:03.89] | 于：您别客气，我我我我36 |
| [05:06.03] | 郭：让我感慨啊，36岁 |
| [05:08.29] | 于：啊 |
| [05:09.12] | 郭：想当初相声前辈小蘑菇 |
| [05:10.68] | 于：嗯 |
| [05:11.63] | 郭：29岁就死了，好人不长寿啊，是吧，祸害三十..三十几？ |
| [05:20.14] | 于：36啊 |
| [05:21.36] | 郭：祸害36年，啊 |
| [05:22.13] | 于：没这么说的 |
| [05:23.15] | 郭：这不.... |
| [05:24.64] | 于：祸害一千年 |
| [05:25.54] | 郭：祸害..你慢慢熬着，慢慢熬着 |
| [05:27.33] | 于：熬也熬不到一千 |
| [05:29.00] | 郭：有这么一天啊，我的目的是好的啊 |
| [05:31.94] | 于：啊 |
| [05:32.68] | 郭：希望你健康长寿，希望大伙儿都长寿，健康 |
| [05:36.03] | 于：对啊 |
| [05:36.78] | 郭：像你这个演员多活些年，给大伙带来多大的乐趣 |
| [05:40.21] | 于：我说的好嘛 |
| [05:41.17] | 郭：我....说的倒是次要的，模样长得好知道吗，我们门口好几个上夜班的，都要他相片 |
| [05:44.67] | 于：干嘛啊 |
| [05:49.22] | 郭：带着辟邪 |
| [05:49.87] | 于：拿我当判官了 |
| [05:51.64] | 郭：昂，家里孩子一闹，拿相片跟前儿一晃，当时孩子就睡觉，你说这玩意儿多灵啊，这得...这得感谢父母，啊 |
| [06:01.52] | 于：不是我找你惹你了我 |
| [06:02.50] | 郭：不是我就是高兴 |
| [06:04.08] | 于：不是你高兴你你拿我撒什么法子 |
| [06:06.22] | 郭：我..我一般跟亲近的人都这样 |
| [06:07.89] | 于：我呀 |
| [06:08.66] | 郭：昂 |
| [06:09.38] | 于：你少跟我亲近 |
| [06:09.84] | 郭：我见着自己人我心里痛快 |
| [06:11.05] | 于：不是.... |
| [06:11.82] | 郭：我跟外人不这样啊，跟外人见面一点头，你好，再见，走了 |
| [06:16.99] | 于：怎么样啊 |
| [06:19.78] | 郭：唯独瞧自个人，我打心里我痛快 |
| [06:20.80] | 于：这么说您拿我当自己人？ |
| [06:21.92] | 郭：没拿你当外人呐 |
| [06:23.49] | 于：噢... |
| [06:24.27] | 郭：你....别着急啊 |
| [06:25.34] | 于：啊 |
| [06:26.10] | 郭：大伙不了解于谦啊，有脾气 |
| [06:27.48] | 于：谁一人儿有个土性儿的..... |
| [06:29.26] | 郭：那是，是龙就有性啊 |
| [06:30.67] | 于：嗯 |
| [06:31.51] | 郭：这人，臭嘴不臭心，真的啊 |
| [06:34.48] | 于：怎么那么别扭这.. |
| [06:35.97] | 郭：臭嘴不臭心，你看，心眼儿好，嘴臭那是胃口的事儿，是吧 |
| [06:39.37] | 于：什么乱七八糟的 |
| [06:41.42] | 郭：心干净，心干净，你跟他说话你挡着点儿，没事儿，没事儿，臭嘴不臭心 |
| [06:46.24] | 于：您瞧我这模样这样，嘴再臭，我还要得要不得了 |
| [06:50.42] | 郭：好啊，好啊 |
| [06:51.76] | 于：啊？ |
| [06:52.56] | 郭：打小学相声，曲艺团那一科一大帮，什么廷凯啊你们这都一法儿的，是不是 |
| [06:57.02] | 于：恩 |
| [06:57.68] | 郭：早先他也逗哏啊，也站外面 |
| [07:00.45] | 于：也站这边 |
| [07:01.39] | 郭：站外面，后来实在没办法了 |
| [07:02.99] | 于：怎么了 |
| [07:04.11] | 郭：他脑子稍微的欠缺一点，因为我跟他不见外，我实话实说啊 |
| [07:09.20] | 于：今儿我倒霉就倒霉您这实话实说上了你知道吗，怎么了你..怎么了.. |
| [07:11.32] | 郭：我准备，我明天实话实说做嘉宾，你知道吗，不让你去换的我 |
| [07:14.69] | 于：不是，你怎么....我脑子怎么了你说 |
| [07:18.29] | 郭：脑子.....不是我说啊，这儿大夫给您拿X光什么玩意儿乱七八给他照过，脑仁儿跟松子儿这么大，一脑.... |
| [07:24.14] | 于：有这么大脑仁儿..... |
| [07:26.56] | 郭：一脑袋豆汁儿你知道嘛，没办法，这都打弱智那边克隆过来的，实话实说，我这人... |
| [07:30.21] | 于：什么 |
| [07:31.33] | 郭：我这人不会褒贬人知道嘛 |
| [07:34.73] | 于：您还不会褒贬人呐？ |
| [07:37.05] | 郭：我是真心实意的交朋友，是吧 |
| [07:39.59] | 于：我都让您褒贬的没人了 |
| [07:40.89] | 郭：真..真心实意，发自内心，像疼自己儿子似的交朋友知道嘛 |
| [07:46.81] | 于：那..哪儿上来半天一句人话没有。我招你惹你了？ |
| [07:51.20] | 郭：哪句不是人话？ |
| [07:52.10] | 于：怎么..上来以后你说过好的吗？ |
| [07:53.87] | 郭：我高兴啊 |
| [07:54.70] | 于：你高兴就说我啊 |
| [07:55.72] | 郭：我看见你们这些年轻人我高兴，是嘛，你听我这普通话，你瞧，哼 |
| [07:59.53] | 于：行（瞪眼） |
| [08:01.21] | 郭：别瞪眼，别瞪眼 |
| [08:05.47] | 于：不是我瞪眼，您这没有这么说话的 |
| [08:06.87] | 郭：瞧见你我痛快 |
| [08:08.36] | 于：痛快您就说我...说我这个 |
| [08:09.60] | 郭：太痛快了，走，咱俩...走，外面，咱俩外面，走，出去，你敢吗？你敢吗？走外面儿 |
| [08:19.68] | 于：不是您说我半天您还要打我一顿是怎么着.... |
| [08:21.82] | 郭：你..你跟我出去你敢吗？你敢吗？咱..咱吃饭去？啊 |
| [08:28.04] | 于：吓我一跳 |
| [08:28.88] | 郭：也吓我一跳，昂 |
| [08:29.93] | 于：好...麻杆打狼两头害怕 |
| [08:33.16] | 郭：真怕你没听明白就给我一嘴巴 |
| [08:35.01] | 于：你也有害怕的时候 |
| [08:37.08] | 郭：不是害怕，就是防人之心不来可无 |
| [08:39.59] | 于：好嘛，这点心眼儿用的 |
| [08:41.73] | 郭：走，咱俩吃饭 |
| [08:42.93] | 于：吃饭.....干嘛啊 |
| [08:44.39] | 郭：我请你，年系了，你怎么也得来顿饱饭啊 |
| [08:47.45] | 于：我饿一年了我 |
| [08:50.61] | 郭：不是，今儿让你痛快，让你认识认识我，走，吃饭去吗？ |
| [08:54.92] | 于：我老听着这么瘆的慌，真吃饭假吃饭？ |
| [08:58.97] | 郭：你看，吃饭去，吃饭有什么瘆得慌，上我们家吃去，开诚布公 |
| [09:02.31] | 于：嗯 |
| [09:03.36] | 郭：一般人不敢让人上家去啊，我没事啊 |
| [09:06.41] | 于：您？ |
| [09:08.26] | 郭：走，上我们家去，弄不死你？ |
| [09:10.96] | 于：弄死我？ |
| [09:12.81] | 郭：不是..撑不死你？好吃的，都是好吃的 |
| [09:16.62] | 于：哼，您撂下架子再说话怎么样？您请客就请客，您这模样我不敢去 |
| [09:22.66] | 郭：你认便宜吧，你要是跟凡贵儿师哥说话比这还厉害 |
| [09:25.72] | 于：好嘛，上我家去？ |
| [09:26.94] | 郭：吃饭去？更厉害知道吗 |
| [09:31.05] | 于：行啦，真请客吗 |
| [09:32.59] | 郭：真请客 |
| [09:33.56] | 于：请客我就去 |
| [09:34.26] | 郭：吃点好的 |
| [09:34.91] | 于：可以 |
| [09:35.38] | 郭：我家....喝酒吗？ |
| [09:36.32] | 于：能喝两口 |
| [09:37.15] | 郭：你看，嗬 |
| [09:37.80] | 于：嗯 |
| [09:38.44] | 郭：我太痛快了 |
| [09:39.41] | 于：嗯 |
| [09:40.40] | 郭：我就找不着跟我一块儿喝酒的人啊 |
| [09:41.18] | 于：找酒友啊 |
| [09:41.92] | 郭：咱俩一块儿喝 |
| [09:42.75] | 于：我..可以！ |
| [09:43.49] | 郭：我家里还有一瓶茅牌...茅... |
| [09:44.29] | 于：茅什么？ |
| [09:46.43] | 郭：茅...茅台！ |
| [09:47.18] | 于：茅台？ |
| [09:48.05] | 郭：我家里还有一瓶儿茅台的....瓶儿，兑点开水，盖上盖一晃悠，打来盖儿一闻，嗬，喷儿香！ |
| [09:55.08] | 于：假酒啊？ |
| [09:57.24] | 郭：喷儿香！ |
| [09:58.23] | 于：您做过这个是怎么着？ |
| [09:59.54] | 郭：没有 |
| [10:00.37] | 于：那您弄这个干嘛啊 |
| [10:01.14] | 郭：就是让你先闻闻 |
| [10:02.04] | 于：我闻...我闻过 |
| [10:03.25] | 郭：别，别喝白酒，别喝白酒，酒要少吃事要多知，喝白酒喝多了不好，啤酒！ |
| [10:08.30] | 于：啤酒也行 |
| [10:12.53] | 郭：行吗？ |
| [10:13.28] | 于：行，可以 |
| [10:14.30] | 郭：能喝点吗 |
| [10:15.32] | 于：能能能 |
| [10:16.16] | 郭：你瞧，遇见知音了 |
| [10:16.74] | 于：唉 |
| [10:17.09] | 郭：咱俩人来四瓶..那个..三..来一瓶啤酒 |
| [10:18.70] | 于：这落的倒快啊这个 |
| [10:20.92] | 郭：来一瓶啤酒 |
| [10:22.88] | 于：一瓶够谁喝的啊？ |
| [10:23.96] | 郭：济着你啊 |
| [10:25.01] | 于：济着我？ |
| [10:26.37] | 郭：你喝剩下是我的，你喝剩....喝剩 |
| [10:28.98] | 于：就一瓶.. |
| [10:29.90] | 郭：剩不下拉到，剩不下就算了，剩不下就.. |
| [10:30.58] | 于：不够喝啊 |
| [10:33.16] | 郭：兑水，兑水 |
| [10:36.40] | 于：啤酒再兑水？ |
| [10:38.10] | 郭：爱喝热的兑热水，喝凉的兑凉白开，咱家有，敞开了喝 |
| [10:43.46] | 于：你干脆让我喝水不就完了嘛 |
| [10:44.58] | 郭：弄点茶喝吧，弄点茶 |
| [10:46.65] | 于：说改水就改水，你看看 |
| [10:48.50] | 郭：弄点茶....来点好菜 |
| [10:50.33] | 于：嗯，吃菜 |
| [10:51.45] | 郭：嗬！来点儿菜，来点什么菜呢 |
| [10:53.59] | 于：想想 |
| [10:54.61] | 郭：你去了可不能太简单了 |
| [10:56.10] | 于：还得丰盛点 |
| [10:57.95] | 郭：emmmm.....来一个..花生米，嗬！欸（拍桌） |
| [11:04.09] | 于：大菜？ |
| [11:04.77] | 郭：一个一个的！ |
| [11:05.41] | 于：恩恩，可不是嘛，带嘟噜（？）那是长虫子了 |
| [11:11.70] | 郭：咱是炸着呀是炒着呀？ |
| [11:14.60] | 于：这花生米就甭弄两样了，这这这.... |
| [11:16.84] | 郭：是煮？是碾碎了拿勺擓着吃？ |
| [11:18.60] | 于：行了，怎么吃都成就花生米... |
| [11:21.39] | 郭：喷儿香！ |
| [11:22.38] | 于：嗯 |
| [11:23.03] | 郭：嗬！你捎来，你带来 |
| [11:23.87] | 于：嗯？ |
| [11:25.17] | 郭：你带80斤花生米来 |
| [11:26.66] | 于：我带80斤花生米，（郭：对对对）你拿自由市场门口一卖？ |
| [11:31.76] | 郭：那像话吗，你看这是我说的吗，没好心眼子，脏心烂肺知道吗？ |
| [11:36.77] | 于：废话！你请我吃花生米让我带80斤去啊 |
| [11:39.85] | 郭：我们门口不好买，知道吗，不好买 |
| [11:43.46] | 于：不好买买个二三斤不就完了吗 |
| [11:44.48] | 郭：行行....有就办，没有就算了，唉，来一个，黄瓜拌粉皮儿，好不好？ |
| [11:51.55] | 于：这叫一个素啊 |
| [11:53.89] | 郭：小黄瓜顶花带刺儿，嗬这个嫩啊，看着就好! |
| [11:56.96] | 于：好，吃嘛 |
| [11:59.00] | 郭：啪啪啪拍碎了搁点蒜一吃多好 |
| [12:00.28] | 于：好好 |
| [12:01.70] | 郭：我买去，我买去 |
| [12:03.00] | 于：买去吧 |
| [12:03.89] | 郭：我买，我去..当然啦嫩黄瓜不好寻，只要买着了咱就拌 |
| [12:09.84] | 于：买不着？ |
| [12:10.40] | 郭：就算了 |
| [12:10.71] | 于：打这儿就憋着算了呢 |
| [12:13.37] | 郭：还有松花蛋呢，嘿，哎呀美死我了告诉你们，松花蛋... |
| [12:18.85] | 于：吃着什么了你就美死了 |
| [12:20.16] | 郭：松花蛋，哎呀，我都不等过生日了啊 |
| [12:23.71] | 于：嗯嗯 |
| [12:24.52] | 郭：咱..咱吃松花蛋 |
| [12:25.44] | 于：哎，您就自当您生日.... |
| [12:27.11] | 郭：你就是皇上了，你了的么，你吃.... |
| [12:28.13] | 于：我吃一松花蛋就皇上了我 |
| [12:29.75] | 郭：好啊....有皮儿，剥开了，切得了 |
| [12:34.55] | 于：嗯 |
| [12:35.42] | 郭：来点儿姜末来点儿香油 |
| [12:36.62] | 于：嗯 |
| [12:37.71] | 郭：噫...好，好吃，不过有人不爱吃啊 |
| [12:39.50] | 于：我爱吃！ |
| [12:40.40] | 郭：啊？不吃就算了 |
| [12:41.35] | 于：我这么嚷嚷都说晚了啊 |
| [12:44.40] | 郭：不吃算了 |
| [12:47.02] | 于：算了算了 |
| [12:48.42] | 郭：松花蛋.... |
| [12:50.52] | 于：算了那咱吃什么啊 |
| [12:52.66] | 郭：emmm...这是..这是小菜儿，这是小菜儿 |
| [12:54.91] | 于：嗯 |
| [12:55.72] | 郭：咱得，我给你准备点好的猪食，好吗 |
| [12:58.07] | 于：猪食啊？ |
| [13:00.21] | 郭：怎么着？ |
| [13:01.12] | 于：主食！ |
| [13:02.50] | 郭：主食！ |
| [13:03.89] | 于：没菜你得吃主食吧 |
| [13:05.41] | 郭：他这个舌头有问题啊，嗯？（小声） |
| [13:06.81] | 于：我啊？ |
| [13:08.02] | 郭：主食！对！ |
| [13:08.82] | 于：主食，你说错了 |
| [13:10.13] | 郭：咱们吃饺子 |
| [13:11.33] | 于：哎，饺子好 |
| [13:14.70] | 郭：唉，诶嘿！（拍手）饺子！啊？ |
| [13:16.25] | 于：没吃药这位出来了 |
| [13:19.12] | 郭：啊？ 怎么样？ |
| [13:21.11] | 于：你换了又是怎么讲的....你这像是没褶儿是怎么着（抱歉这段听不清），你仰过去你在？ |
| [13:26.46] | 郭：我兴奋呐 |
| [13:27.77] | 于：兴奋吃.... |
| [13:29.07] | 郭：饺子，哎呦饺子，嗬！（搓手）太好了！ |
| [13:32.23] | 于：也不知谁饿了一年了 |
| [13:33.56] | 郭：太好了，我一听我就，我就兴奋 |
| [13:40.99] | 于：嗯 |
| [13:42.35] | 郭：咱多来几种馅儿 |
| [13:43.31] | 于：哦？ |
| [13:44.48] | 郭：羊肉白菜（好）牛肉大葱（这不错）猪肉韭黄（行）鸡肉香菇，海三鲜，素三鲜！嘿~~~~（拍手）我忒喜欢吃这个，啊，剥两辫子蒜 |
| [14:01.49] | 于：您先等会儿您先等会儿 |
| [14:02.41] | 郭：咱两人.....怎么着？ |
| [14:03.93] | 于：两辫子蒜啊？ |
| [14:04.86] | 郭：就为了遮遮你嘴里那味儿 |
| [14:07.08] | 于：你愿意我就去，不愿意就算了啊 |
| [14:11.45] | 郭：说死了！说死.....吃饺子！ |
| [14:13.84] | 于：饺子不就完了吗 |
| [14:14.86] | 郭：行吗？ |
| [14:15.60] | 于：行 |
| [14:16.20] | 郭：怎么样？ |
| [14:16.72] | 于：可以 |
| [14:17.18] | 郭：明天 |
| [14:17.55] | 于：明天 |
| [14:18.86] | 郭：明天我接你嘛，你不认识，好吗？ |
| [14:20.24] | 于：可以啊 |
| [14:20.80] | 郭：明天早晨三点半 |
| [14:21.58] | 于：啊 |
| [14:22.23] | 郭：三点半.... |
| [14:23.04] | 于：早点啊 |
| [14:23.87] | 郭：香山鬼见愁那儿你等我啊，你多带点钱，别跟家里人说啊，别说啊 |
| [14:28.42] | 于：你要绑我票是怎么着 |
| [14:31.21] | 郭：脏心烂肺嘛，没好心眼子嘛 |
| [14:33.44] | 于：不是你三点半，夜里，我多带钱 |
| [14:35.76] | 郭：带....我，我怕你回家你打车没钱怎么办呢，对嘛，我好心啊，你看多少种馅儿，啊？鸡肉的猪肉的，就说实在包这五个饺子就够我受的你知道吗 |
| [14:47.31] | 于：七中馅儿包五个饺子啊？不是您这怎么包法儿啊 |
| [14:51.08] | 郭：大啊，咱这饺子打，这么大个了是嘛（比碗口）吃...玩儿命吃，就馒头就馒头，就馒头 |
| [14:55.85] | 于：您这穷日子过惯了大概 |
| [14:59.25] | 郭：馅儿弄咸点儿，嗬 |
| [15:00.47] | 于：啊啊啊 |
| [15:01.49] | 郭：哎呀，嗬，哎呀，太好了 |
| [15:02.17] | 于：好好好 |
| [15:03.34] | 郭：我恨不得现在就倒嘴里，好，太好了 |
| [15:05.85] | 于：咱说...等会儿吧 |
| [15:07.24] | 郭：啊？ |
| [15:08.36] | 于：是你请我啊还是我请你啊 |
| [15:09.28] | 郭：我请你啊 |
| [15:10.90] | 于：你请我是吗？ |
| [15:11.89] | 郭：我请你 |
| [15:12.72] | 于：你请我你解什么馋呢跟这儿 |
| [15:13.84] | 郭：我...没，我就是好客！好客 |
| [15:15.82] | 于：好客是好吃啊 |
| [15:17.82] | 郭：我这人忒好客你知道吗 |
| [15:20.09] | 于：好好好 |
| [15:21.30] | 郭：说死了 |
| [15:22.00] | 于：行 |
| [15:22.57] | 郭：那这样吧 |
| [15:23.15] | 于：嗯 |
| [15:23.96] | 郭：还这儿见吧 |
| [15:24.89] | 于：哎，这儿我认识 |
| [15:26.13] | 郭：明儿上午十点半 |
| [15:27.62] | 于：嗯 |
| [15:28.42] | 郭：就这儿 |
| [15:28.79] | 于：十点半？ |
| [15:29.44] | 郭：行吗 |
| [15:30.00] | 于：行 |
| [15:30.31] | 郭：说死了啊 |
| [15:30.65] | 于：没问题 |
| [15:30.95] | 郭：你忙你的，啊，忙你..我不搅和，我走了（走向后台） |
| [15:34.64] | 于：行 |
| [15:35.38] | 郭：忙你的 |
| [15:35.79] | 于：慢走 |
| [15:37.05] | 郭：我不搅和你啊 |
| [15:37.83] | 于：哎 |
| [15:38.72] | 郭：你忙你的，忙你的 |
| [15:40.03] | 于：行 |
| [15:41.18] | 郭：忙你的，哎 |
| [15:42.07] | 于：不是你走.... |
| [15:56.31] | 郭：我走，我回家，我回家，忙你的啊，忙你的xN |
| [15:56.93] | 于：这位，上来说话就没谱招人不爱听，您说 |
| [15:59.82] | 郭：哎，杨老师（上台）我觉这个事啊 |
| [16:03.25] | 于：不是不是，别往下说了别往下说了 |
| [16:04.74] | 郭：有点问题 |
| [16:06.04] | 于：杨老师？ |
| [16:06.90] | 郭：你就拿这白菜来说... |
| [16:07.90] | 于：不是..等等....甭白菜 |
| [16:09.57] | 郭：你就...羊肉白...你怎么着？ |
| [16:11.71] | 于：杨老师怎么回事? |
| [16:12.91] | 郭：你姓什么? |
| [16:14.21] | 于：姓于 |
| [16:15.14] | 郭：姓什么你不吃饭呐你 |
| [16:16.44] | 于：不是我知你请谁啊我就问你..... |
| [16:20.62] | 郭：就是请你，请你，你叫什么？ |
| [16:22.47] | 于：我姓于，我叫于谦 |
| [16:23.68] | 郭：于谦是吗 |
| [16:24.43] | 于：唉对了 |
| [16:24.73] | 郭：你放心，我回去.. |
| [16:25.35] | 于：你老盯着这羊肉白菜了，您叫错了知.... |
| [16:27.05] | 郭：知知知道x3，于谦，我留一相片二家里，留一相片儿 |
| [16:31.61] | 于：还有我相片？ |
| [16:33.56] | 郭：嗯拿针扎墙上呢，我认识，我认识，我有个小的想法 |
| [16:35.57] | 于：什么事吧什么事？ |
| [16:39.96] | 郭：不成熟的建议啊 |
| [16:40.58] | 于：您说 |
| [16:40.96] | 郭：咱们得合计合计这事儿，这饺子忒麻烦了 |
| [16:42.64] | 于：就包七个还麻烦呐？ |
| [16:44.21] | 郭：七个那是闹着玩儿 |
| [16:45.91] | 于：嗯 |
| [16:46.74] | 郭：这多少盆馅儿，一盆儿一盆儿弄，完事儿再煮，谁跟你说话，再一个，我跟厨房你跟屋里我也不放心啊是不是，是吧 |
| [16:51.64] | 于：我这刚说跟他客气客气啊 |
| [16:57.40] | 郭：不是，防人之心不可无，是不是 |
| [16:59.25] | 于：您老是这句，您.... |
| [17:00.27] | 郭：咱吃点别的呗 |
| [17:01.61] | 于：这麻烦倒是 |
| [17:02.51] | 郭：来点简单的 |
| [17:03.35] | 于：简单的 |
| [17:04.02] | 郭：炸酱面 |
| [17:06.26] | 于：哎，我爱吃面啊 |
| [17:08.30] | 郭：唉嗬，哎咳咳...好！炸酱面，怎么样 |
| [17:13.00] | 于：这酱估计要炸咸喽 |
| [17:14.70] | 郭：嗯哼...炸酱面...哎呀，太好了 |
| [17:17.96] | 于：好 |
| [17:19.42] | 郭：咱们来点好黄酱（嗯）泡点香菇（嗯）拿香菇水把这黄酱澥开了 |
| [17:25.45] | 于：真会做 |
| [17:26.22] | 郭：肉丁儿的肉酱的，炸两种 |
| [17:28.33] | 于：两种酱？ |
| [17:29.35] | 郭：自个家跟家擀面（好）手擀的（嗯）一根儿一根儿把它溜开了给您煮 |
| [17:33.37] | 于：恩恩 |
| [17:34.18] | 郭：十样菜码儿 |
| [17:35.11] | 于：好 |
| [17:35.88] | 郭：嘿，剥点蒜（嘿）来一大碗 |
| [17:37.45] | 于：讲究了 |
| [17:38.46] | 郭：煮得了，挑到里边，搁上两勺酱，搁上菜码儿（嗯）拌匀喽（对）给您端到厨房一过水，嗬~~~~~ |
| [17:46.85] | 于：您放着放着...不不不不...拌完了面过水啊?什么吃法你们家这是 |
| [17:53.44] | 郭： 说错了说错了 |
| [17:58.79] | 于：先过水 |
| [17:59.81] | 先过水先过水（二人重复） |
| [18:01.30] | 郭：这怎么样 |
| [18:02.32] | 于：好！ |
| [18:03.62] | 郭：好不好？ |
| [18:04.27] | 于：好吃 |
| [18:04.85] | 郭：嗬~~~~~~（拍手）好! |
| [18:05.58] | 于：甭自己...甭自己叫好了 |
| [18:08.38] | 郭:好，太好了，就这么说了啊 |
| [18:09.84] | 于：行 |
| [18:10.71] | 郭：明儿上午十点啊 |
| [18:11.51] | 于：哎 |
| [18:12.26] | 郭：别忘了 |
| [18:13.00] | 于：忘不了（郭做手势）还比划什么啊，真是我告诉你，（面对观众）不是你这，没说两句话呢，改炸酱面了，炸酱面也不错 |
| [18:25.48] | 郭：我有一个不成熟的建议 |
| [18:26.19] | 于：说 |
| [18:28.18] | 郭：炸酱面不过水不好吃（过水呢）过完水，这日子拽着心里凉啊，再一个你就蒜不就蒜（嗯）吃面不就蒜等于白干，必须吃蒜 |
| [18:37.37] | 于：吃蒜 |
| [18:39.01] | 郭：可作为演员的来说啊（啊），吃蒜毁嗓子，您是一个很有声誉的演员，吃瓣蒜打着起毁了，你以后不生育了，是吧 |
| [18:46.94] | 于：还有这功能呐这个（不合适） |
| [18:49.88] | 郭：我琢磨不合适，咱有什么说什么 |
| [18:55.08] | 于：不合适换 |
| [18:55.92] | 郭：我本身也是养着养女的人，是吧 |
| [18:56.67] | 于：没有，没有这么说话的，不吃就.....吃不吃？ |
| [19:00.56] | 郭：来点别的 |
| [19:01.12] | 于：换点儿 |
| [19:02.14] | 郭：嗬，来点儿..炖肉怎么样？ |
| [19:02.89] | 于：那当然好啦...炖肉行...... |
| [19:05.89] | （郭做擦口水状） |
| [19:06.63] | 郭：哎呀..哎呀嗬...哎呀...炖肉，太美妙的事情了 |
| [19:16.45] | 于：呵呵呵 |
| [19:18.67] | 郭：烙点饼（好）炖点五花肉（嗯）再炖点牛肉（两种）嘿...三种！ |
| [19:19.89] | 于：还有？ |
| [19:27.41] | 郭：再来只鸡 |
| [19:28.05] | 于：还有鸡呐？ |
| [19:29.17] | 郭：那那那....那是（嗯）砂锅炖牛肉，黄焖栗子鸡 |
| [19:32.88] | 于：太好了 |
| [19:33.75] | 郭：好不好？这边吃这，那边枪毙你爸爸你都不心疼 |
| [19:37.90] | 于：我缺心眼儿是怎么的 |
| [19:40.87] | 郭：就这么好吃 |
| [19:42.54] | 于：好吃也没有这样的 |
| [19:43.88] | 郭：咱买四个栗子..啊，炖着鸡 |
| [19:48.31] | 于：四个栗子？ |
| [19:49.23] | 郭：五个，五个，你饭量不大，不大 |
| [19:52.67] | 于：我也没有广吃栗子的啊 |
| [19:53.78] | 郭：还是的，以那鸡为主（啊）我这就走，这就走 |
| [19:58.64] | 于：干嘛去 |
| [19:59.45] | 郭：回家炖鸡去，我估计到明儿中午十二点，估计能..能嚼的动..能嚼的动 |
| [20:02.74] | 于：您这只鸡什么鸡啊，怎么肉这么老啊 |
| [20:06.88] | 郭：老倒不好说，反正你师傅小的时候管它叫二舅，论着是亲戚啊（甭亲戚辣），为了你，嗬，我回去宰了他去 |
| [20:10.68] | 于：哎不不不行了，得了 |
| [20:17.78] | 郭：不吃？ |
| [20:18.67] | 于：多残忍呐这东西 |
| [20:19.36] | 郭：这好不好？ |
| [20:20.01] | 于：老鸡，你养着吧 |
| [20:20.74] | 郭：不吃这个？ |
| [20:21.46] | 于：不吃 |
| [20:22.05] | 郭：不吃咱米饭汆丸子也行啊 |
| [20:23.22] | 于：那也行啊 |
| [20:24.16] | 郭：嗬，米饭汆丸子（啊）好稻米啊天津小站稻米啊，一揭锅一层油亮（好米）啪嚓啪嚓，嗬，亮啊，嗬，好啊，甭就菜，磅磅磅，三盆跟玩似的，啊 |
| [20:39.67] | 于：那也没有不就菜的啊 |
| [20:41.16] | 郭：有，丸子汤嘛，羊肉丸子，好羊肉啊，（嗯）正经儿羊身上下来的肉啊 |
| [20:47.56] | 于：多新鲜呐，牛身上那是牛肉 |
| [20:50.25] | 郭：嗯~~好啊，七分瘦三分肥（啊），剁点葱，啊（手做刀拍桌子）剁点姜， |
| [21:00.84] | 剁得了，搁里边一和，搁盐搁味精（嗯）搁香油，打鼻子一闻清香，啊，这边吃，那边枪毙你父亲你都不往心里去 |
| [21:07.52] | 于：这么会儿我枪毙俩爸爸了 |
| [21:09.58] | 郭：不不不不对，刚才那是爸爸，这会是父亲 |
| [21:12.95] | 于：一样！一样！ |
| [21:15.28] | 郭：不是俩人啊 |
| [21:16.57] | 于：不是俩人 |
| [21:17.37] | 郭：嗬，吃吧，大碗吃吧，那个...这么大个丸子，（嗯）跟马粪一遍儿大 |
| [21:23.88] | 于：嗬，甭形容啦这这这.... |
| [21:27.06] | 郭：来吧，招呼着吧哇呀呀呀呀呀呀呀...吃，吃，玩命吃（我瞧我这有点挤）这好不好？多好，我都替你高兴，知道吗，啊，白.白米饭，羊肉丸子汤，一泡，哎，嗬~你偷着乐去吧你就 |
| [21:43.94] | 于：干嘛偷着乐，过完瘾就回去了 |
| [21:46.84] | 郭：你哪...你那见过这，说实在的，说好了啊，我弄去啦，你去..去不去？ |
| [21:52.40] | 于：赶紧 |
| [21:53.05] | 郭：明儿上午十点半（去），就这啊（赶紧去）好不好？不搅和你啊 |
| [21:55.20] | 于：甭搅和 |
| [21:56.39] | 郭：白米饭 |
| [21:57.59] | 于：好，嗯 |
| [21:58.25] | 郭：羊肉丸子汤 |
| [21:58.93] | 于：定下啦 |
| [21:59.64] | 郭：就是它 |
| [22:00.38] | 于：就.走走走走走吧 |
| [22:03.38] | （郭小跳退场，可参考点兔第一季第四集5:10秒—5:25秒处） |
| [22:04.96] | 于：哎呀，就冲这两股蹦啊，他这估计丸子汤做的也够呛 |
| [22:09.61] | （郭入场） |
| [22:10.45] | 郭：我有一个不成熟的建议 |
| [22:12.56] | 于：您回来够快的啊，什么意思啊 |
| [22:14.50] | 郭：我想起来了，这玩意儿不行，丸子汤不能吃，汤泡饭水哗哗的，当时吃挺饱，咣叽咣叽弄三盆你饱了，一会儿上厕所，哗~~~~~~连丸子都尿出去了 |
| [22:25.36] | 于：我至于吗我 |
| [22:27.87] | 郭：你站在厕所就得喊饿啊你 |
| [22:30.01] | 于：我这不至于那么大 |
| [22:31.40] | 郭：啊 |
| [22:32.18] | 于：干嘛呀我 |
| [22:32.99] | 郭：咱们....咱们外边吃吧，外边吃 |
| [22:37.20] | 于：不家吃啦，家里麻烦，没人照顾你（哦） |
| [22:40.81] | 郭：哎，麻小你吃吗？（什么）麻辣小龙虾，嗬~~~~ |
| [22:46.84] | 于：麻小？ |
| [22:48.40] | 郭：这算海鲜啦 |
| [22:49.08] | 于：没听说过，麻小算海鲜啊，南方地沟里有的是 |
| [22:54.84] | 郭：瞎说，我捞过，没有 |
| [22:55.83] | 于：嗨呦..您还捞过啊 |
| [22:57.78] | 郭：麻辣小龙虾，又麻又辣，来一瓶凉啤酒，咱俩人来一小龙虾，嗬，剥吧 |
| [23:04.00] | 于：甭剥了，来一个龙虾还剥呢还 |
| [23:10.07] | 郭：就..抓啊，把它抓烂了，手都是， |
| [23:12.64] | 喝口啤酒，嘬拉一个，喝口啤酒，嘬拉一个，享受啊！ |
| [23:16.64] | 于：俩人这吃佐料来了，嗦手指头？ |
| [23:18.49] | 郭：这好不好这个？ |
| [23:21.77] | 于：不好 |
| [23:22.67] | 郭：忒辣要不 |
| [23:23.88] | 于：什么忒辣啊 |
| [23:24.46] | 郭：嗬，这人事太多了啊，这不吃那不吃你吃什么啊 |
| [23:26.76] | 于：这...我不挑嘴，您请我吃什么我吃什么 |
| [23:30.57] | 郭：真吃假吃 |
| [23:31.25] | 于：您真请假请啊 |
| [23:32.42] | 郭：咱们换一大地儿 |
| [23:34.19] | 于：多大个地儿啊 |
| [23:36.13] | 郭：老那么大的地儿 |
| [23:37.35] | 于：听这口风没什么好地方，哪儿？ |
| [23:42.45] | 郭：北京饭店 |
| [23:44.31] | 于：你倒是乐了 |
| [23:49.32] | 郭：谁啊 |
| [23:50.84] | 于：别人都乐了 |
| [23:52.40] | 郭：谁乐算谁一份儿啊 |
| [23:56.01] | 于：是跟您拿钱那个还是算请吃饭那个啊您先说清楚喽 |
| [23:59.36] | 郭：请吃饭的，请吃饭的 |
| [24:01.68] | 于：哎，您先甭说算人一份儿，您啊，也甭说北京饭店（啊），您知道北京饭店门儿门往哪开吗 |
| [24:07.44] | 郭：我...说良心话，你不许这样啊 |
| [24:09.52] | 于：不是不许这样，刚才提一麻小您还蹦起老高来呐，这要北京饭店您不得上房啊 |
| [24:15.24] | 郭：我一腔子热血倒在这请你吃饭啊（没见着）你瞧不起人不应该...我每次走到回龙观我都进北京饭店吃一口去知道吗 |
| [24:21.68] | 于：哎不不不... |
| [24:23.16] | 郭：我...我做城铁，你算吧 |
| [24:25.27] | 于：不，行啦，做什么也...到..回龙观 |
| [24:27.59] | 郭：回回买票，回回买票 |
| [24:29.29] | 于：看来还有不买票的时候 |
| [24:31.15] | 郭：啊...你吃不吃（等会儿），别废话（不是）你不信我啊 |
| [24:34.83] | 于：不是不信您（嗬）我在回龙观那边没找着过北京饭店 |
| [24:37.91] | 郭：你..你不认识，你不认识 |
| [24:39.48] | 于：啊 |
| [24:40.26] | 郭：北京饭店啊，我请客 |
| [24:41.83] | 于：您请客 |
| [24:42.92] | 郭：我...你怎么了你 |
| [24:44.96] | 于：不是不信您啊，这么着，您也甭请我吃，您就说说几样菜来 |
| [24:49.04] | 郭：我请....我请你父亲吃过 |
| [24:51.83] | 于：您？ |
| [24:53.14] | 郭：你不知道啊 |
| [24:54.29] | 于：不知道啊 |
| [24:55.31] | 郭：哎呀，你父亲，我，哦呦，一块儿...就是 |
| [24:57.03] | 于：我父亲是我父亲，你是你 |
| [25:01.96] | 郭：对呀，你干嘛非当一个人说啊 |
| [25:04.37] | 于：谁当一个人说啊，你说连上了 |
| [25:07.25] | 郭：那糟践我不行知道吗 |
| [25:09.20] | 于：谁糟践你 |
| [25:10.07] | 郭：糟践人，我最讨厌的就占人便宜的知道吗，有事儿说事儿对吗，你爸爸是你爸爸，我是我 |
| [25:17.28] | 于：没..没掺和一块儿 |
| [25:18.12] | 郭：唉...那还好，那还好啊，我请你爸爸吃过 |
| [25:20.72] | 于：是吗 |
| [25:21.31] | 郭：你不知道啊 |
| [25:21.74] | 于：不知道 |
| [25:22.79] | 郭：你看，你爸爸这人也是，他没回去说这个去啊，他不说？ |
| [25:25.64] | 于：一般人请他吃顿饭他说什么啊 |
| [25:27.31] | 郭：那年嘛，我刚接他出来嘛，也受罪，我说里面也吃不上好东西是吧，来吧，咱们接风啊，咱们讲究这个 |
| [25:34.10] | 于：我爸爸进去了是怎么着 |
| [25:35.02] | 郭；没进去，出来那天啊 |
| [25:36.51] | 于：还是进去啦 |
| [25:38.46] | 郭：出来那天啊 |
| [25:39.98] | 于：是...没进去怎么出来的啊 |
| [25:40.97] | 郭：哦对，那我不知道，反正出来是我接的他，他出门了是怎么着 |
| [25:44.53] | 于：出哪门啦 |
| [25:45.52] | 郭：就...监狱是哪里来着 |
| [25:47.00] | 于：还是，还是进去了 |
| [25:48.86] | 郭：不是，反正我们爷俩儿吃过一回饭 |
| [25:50.63] | 于：吃过一回饭吗 |
| [25:51.37] | 郭：南北全席，满汉榨菜 |
| [25:54.47] | 于：全是榨菜啊，满汉榨菜啊 |
| [25:58.34] | 郭：把你爸爸乐的，啃吧嚼吧吃吧，好啊，怎么了？怎..怎么了？ |
| [26:04.22] | 于：不是，我真不信您 |
| [26:05.49] | 郭：你不信我？啊，你不信我？ |
| [26:07.07] | 于：我当然不信啦 |
| [26:08.49] | 郭：北京这个最讲究的就是满汉全席南北大菜啦 |
| [26:12.86] | 于：您说出几样菜来，就当您请我啦 |
| [26:14.80] | 郭：嗬 |
| [26:15.80] | （以下于老师的附和我就不写了） |
| [26:16.36] | 郭：未曾吃饭之前上几个压桌碟啊 |
| [26:16.66] | 四干四鲜四蜜饯四冷荤三个甜碗四点心 |
| [26:21.53] | 于：您先说说这四干 |
| [26:22.32] | 郭：黑瓜子、白瓜子、核桃蛋子、糖杏仁 |
| [26:24.33] | 于：四鲜 |
| [26:24.97] | 郭：北山苹果、深州蜜桃、广东荔枝、桂林马蹄 |
| [26:27.46] | 于：四蜜饯 |
| [26:27.99] | 郭：青梅、桔饼、圆肉、瓜条 |
| [26:29.43] | 郭：四冷荤，全羊肝、熘蟹腿、白斩鸡、炸排骨 |
| [26:32.01] | 郭：三甜碗，莲子粥、杏仁儿茶、糖蒸宝饭 |
| [26:34.58] | 郭：四点心，芙蓉糕、喇叭糕、油炸会子、炸元宵 |
| [26:37.79] | 郭：这咱们吃过这个，这咱们吃过 |
| [26:40.50] | 于：你瞧说的倒是一套一套的啊 |
| [26:43.36] | 郭：这些不吃撤去打包给我搁边儿搁着 |
| [26:45.27] | 于：干嘛啊 |
| [26:45.75] | 郭：上 满汉全席 |
| [26:48.69] | 于：这还没上正式菜呐 |
| [26:50.73] | 郭：没有，还没有，头一个菜 |
| [26:52.94] | 于：什么 |
| [26:53.38] | 郭：蒸羊羔、蒸熊掌、蒸鹿尾儿、烧花鸭、烧雏鸡、烧子鹅 |
| [27:02.12] | 卤煮卤鸭、酱鸡、腊肉、松花、小肚儿 、晾肉、香肠、什锦苏盘、熏鸡、白肚儿、清蒸八宝猪、江米酿鸭子 |
| [27:09.39] | 罐儿野鸡、罐儿鹌鹑、卤什锦、卤子鹅、山鸡、兔脯、菜蟒、银鱼、清蒸哈什蚂、烩鸭丝、烩鸭腰、烩鸭条、清拌鸭丝、黄心管儿 |
| [27:12.97] | 焖白鳝、焖黄鳝、豆鼓鲇鱼、锅烧鲤鱼、锅烧鲇鱼、清拌甲鱼、抓炒鲤鱼、抓炒对虾、软炸里脊、软炸鸡、什锦套肠、麻酥油卷儿 |
| [27:22.49] | 熘鲜蘑、熘鱼脯儿、熘鱼肚儿、熘鱼片儿、醋熘肉片儿、烩三鲜、烩白蘑、烩蒸蛋、炒银丝、烩鳗鱼、炒白虾、炝青蛤、炒面鱼、炝芦笋、芙蓉燕菜 |
| [27:26.67] | 炒虾仁儿、烩虾仁儿、烩腰花儿、烩海参儿、锅烧海参、锅烧白菜、炸片儿、炒田鸡、桂花翅子、清蒸翅子、清蒸江瑶柱、糖熘芡实米、拌鸡丝儿、拌肚丝儿、什锦豆腐、什锦丁儿 |
| [27:35.70] | 糟虾、糟蟹、糟鱼、糟熘鱼片儿、 |
| [27:39.77] | 熘蟹肉、炒蟹肉、蒸南瓜、酿倭瓜、炒丝瓜、焖冬瓜、焖鸡掌、焖笋、熘茭白、茄干儿晒卤肉、鸭羹、蟹肉羹、三鲜木樨汤 |
| [27:47.52] | 红丸子、白丸子、熘丸子、炸丸子、南煎丸子、木樨丸子、三鲜丸子、四喜丸子、饹炸丸子、豆腐丸子、鲜虾丸子、鱼腹丸子、汆丸子 |
| [27:53.00] | 一品肉、樱桃肉、马牙肉、红炖肉、黄炖肉、坛子肉、福禄肉、松肉、扣肉、烤肉、大炒白肉、酱豆腐肉 |
| [27:58.02] | 红肘子、白肘子、水晶肘子、蜜蜡肘子、酱豆腐肘子 |
| [28:00.44] | 汆羊肉、酱羊肉.烧羊肉、烤羊肉、五香羊肉、爆羊肉.氽三样儿、爆三样儿、烩银丝、烩馓子、三鲜鱼翅、栗子鸡、尖氽活鲤鱼、是板鸭、筒子鸡. |
| [28:09.18] | 郭：你爸爸吃完一抹胸脯是蛤蛤一笑 |
| [28:11.69] | 于：饱了？ |
| [28:12.43] | 郭：撑死了？ |
| [28:13.11] | 于：撑死了？ |
| [28:13.95] | （完）OwO |
| [28:15.08] |
| [00:00.09] | guo: ren lai de bu shao |
| [00:01.44] | yu: ai |
| [00:02.26] | guo: gang cai shi liang wei lao xian sheng |
| [00:03.59] | yu: ai |
| [00:04.10] | guo: liu wen bu, wang wen lin |
| [00:05.03] | yu: shi |
| [00:05.68] | guo: xiang sheng jie de liang wei qian bei, rang ta men xia qu xiu xi yi hui er, huan shang wo men liang ge ren gei da huo zhe er xia shuo |
| [00:11.75] | yu: xia shuo a |
| [00:12.83] | guo: jin tian shi bei jing xiang sheng da hui de feng xiang yan chu |
| [00:15.57] | yu: zui hou yi tian |
| [00:16.45] | guo: ai, chun jie qian de zui hou yi tian |
| [00:18.00] | yu: |
| [00:18.73] | guo: chun jie hou zai kai, jiu shi zheng yue chu san |
| [00:21.64] | yu: ai |
| [00:22.60] | guo: xi wang da huo er hai lai peng chang, hou tai lai shuo ye suan de shang shi ren cai ji ji, gang cai wang wen lin wang xian sheng |
| [00:32.26] | guo: ta fu qin shi wang chang you |
| [00:32.66] | yu: shi |
| [00:33.67] | guo: shi fu ne, shi liu bao rui |
| [00:35.20] | yu: liu xian sheng |
| [00:36.01] | guo: ai, zhe ge liu wen bu xian sheng ne, shi yang shao kui de di zi |
| [00:39.10] | yu: nin kan kan |
| [00:39.66] | guo: xu de liang, zhang wen shun zhang xian sheng de di zi |
| [00:43.34] | yu: dui |
| [00:43.96] | guo: ta shi ye shi tong da fang |
| [00:46.08] | yu: you ge you men er |
| [00:46.95] | guo: liu yi |
| [00:47.97] | yu: |
| [00:48.53] | guo: meng fan gui de di zi |
| [00:49.72] | yu: o |
| [00:50.34] | guo: ta shi ye shi bao san er |
| [00:51.90] | yu: bao san er a, liao jiao de a |
| [00:55.45] | guo: ta men..... ta men bu shi liao jiao zhe yi men er de ma |
| [00:57.51] | yu: na zhe yi men er ya |
| [00:58.42] | guo: bu shi a..... |
| [00:59.30] | meng: shui a shui a |
| [01:00.54] | guo: zai zhe a |
| [01:01.12] | yu: ji le! zhao ni lai le! |
| [01:03.23] | guo: hui qu ba hui qu ba, dui bu qi a ge wei a, mei xun hao, gao su ni men shuan shang ni men bu ting |
| [01:10.28] | yu: liang jia zi de a |
| [01:11.51] | guo: hai shi shuai jiao de a, hai shi shuai jiao de a |
| [01:15.25] | guo: zhe shi kai wan xiao, zui jin wo men zhun bei gei fan gui shi ge ban yi ge wu tai cong yi san zhou nian ji nian yan chu |
| [01:20.91] | yu: hao ma, wo hai yi wei nin zhe jiu yao shuo zheng jing de le ne |
| [01:23.28] | guo: san nian zhi qian hai shi shuai jiao de. zhe wei lao shi da huo you shu xi you bu shu xi de |
| [01:28.79] | yu: bu shu xi |
| [01:29.41] | guo: yu qian |
| [01:30.14] | yu: dui |
| [01:30.65] | guo: yu qian na |
| [01:32.20] | yu: o |
| [01:33.11] | guo: hao a |
| [01:34.35] | yu: hao shen me a |
| [01:35.99] | guo: zai wo xin mu dang zhong lai shuo |
| [01:37.85] | yu: en |
| [01:38.39] | guo: shi ge liao bu qi de ren |
| [01:40.40] | yu: bie zhe me peng wo |
| [01:41.84] | guo: zhen de a, zhe shi bei jing shi qu yi tuan de yan yuan |
| [01:44.78] | yu: dui |
| [01:45.57] | guo: cong xiao xue yi |
| [01:47.72] | yu: |
| [01:48.14] | guo: zhe me xie nian le |
| [01:48.59] | yu: ke ban |
| [01:49.13] | guo: shen me dou xue guo |
| [01:50.91] | yu: |
| [01:51.44] | guo: kuai ban ye xue guo, hai xue guo qin shu |
| [01:53.28] | yu: hai chang guo ji ju |
| [01:55.28] | guo: bei jing qin shu |
| [01:55.77] | yu: |
| [01:56.30] | guo: guan xue ceng guan xian sheng ceng jing xiang shou ta, mei xue, mei xue |
| [01:58.93] | yu: mei xue? |
| [01:59.72] | guo: ai, hou lai gai de zhe ge xiang sheng |
| [02:04.30] | yu: o |
| [02:05.43] | guo: zui jin she zu ying shi ye |
| [02:07.85] | yu: ai you pai guo ji ge xi |
| [02:09.52] | guo: dian ying, dian shi ju, guang gao, dou gan guo |
| [02:10.77] | yu: dui |
| [02:11.61] | guo: zui jin zhe liang tian, zhong yang dian shi tai shi hua shi shuo lan mu zhao ta zuo jia bin |
| [02:15.00] | yu: shi hua shi shuo |
| [02:16.44] | guo: jin tian zhong wu you lai dian hua shuo bie qu la |
| [02:18.14] | yu: zen me you bu qu le? |
| [02:19.24] | guo: ting shuo ni bu shuo shi hua |
| [02:21.78] | yu: wo lao shuo xia hua a? |
| [02:23.98] | guo: bu rang qu, yu qian zai wo xin mu dang zhong a, jiu shi yi ge wan ren |
| [02:28.82] | yu: pian zi |
| [02:29.89] | guo: wan ren |
| [02:30.88] | yu: mei you |
| [02:31.36] | guo: wan le, zhe ren wan le, wan le |
| [02:33.67] | yu: wan le a |
| [02:35.03] | guo: wan ren, shuo liang xin hua a |
| [02:36.92] | yu: en |
| [02:37.35] | guo: ni yao bu shuo xiang sheng, ni huo zai shi shang dou nan |
| [02:40.31] | yu: zen me de |
| [02:42.00] | guo: mei jian guo zhe me han chen de ren, zhen de a |
| [02:45.82] | yu: wo a |
| [02:46.44] | guo: han chen de ren zan men jian guo bu shao |
| [02:50.14] | yu: |
| [02:50.57] | guo: dan shi mei you ni zhe me han chen de, zhen de |
| [02:51.87] | yu: bu zhi yu ba wo |
| [02:52.46] | guo: zhen de, shuo xiang sheng de li bian, yi ban lai shuo dou shun dian yan |
| [02:54.75] | yu: |
| [02:55.20] | guo: xiang wo shi de, ni kan kan, jing jing shen shen er de |
| [02:57.92] | yu: en en |
| [02:58.45] | guo: ni dao ta zhe, ni... huo |
| [03:00.09] | yu: zen me le |
| [03:02.60] | guo: bu neng duo kan |
| [03:06.55] | yu: duo kan? |
| [03:07.26] | guo: duo kan xin zang shou bu liao |
| [03:09.55] | yu: bu.... wo zi ji gan jue bu cuo |
| [03:11.95] | guo: ni kan kan ni kan kan zhe ge ren a |
| [03:13.96] | yu: a |
| [03:14.35] | guo: ta bu zhi dao chou jun |
| [03:14.98] | yu: chou? |
| [03:16.39] | guo: yo zhuan tou yao tu |
| [03:18.00] | yu: nin yao... nin jiu zhi jie chong na bian, mei guan xi |
| [03:20.20] | guo: a |
| [03:20.74] | yu: zen me le |
| [03:21.41] | guo: ni zhe ren zhang de mei zhe me han chen |
| [03:22.85] | yu: wo zen me han chen le? |
| [03:24.15] | guo: shuo liang xin hua a |
| [03:25.26] | yu: |
| [03:25.82] | guo: na nian wo men yi kuai er, yi da bang shuo xiang sheng de, shang shun yi you ge yang zhu chang, wo men can guan qu |
| [03:30.12] | yu: |
| [03:31.04] | guo: yi jin men er ren chang zhang hen gao xing, xie xie ge wei xie xie guang lin xie xie guang lin |
| [03:35.03] | yu: ren gao xing ma |
| [03:36.05] | guo: na chu yi gen hong sheng er lai, zai ta ge bo shang shuan shang |
| [03:38.28] | yu: shuan wo gan ma a |
| [03:39.72] | guo: pa jin qu gen zhu fen bu chu lai |
| [03:41.32] | yu: mei ting shuo guo! |
| [03:46.47] | guo: ni kan kan |
| [03:47.12] | yu: bu zhi yu! |
| [03:47.77] | guo: xiang de... xiang de zhou dao |
| [03:49.10] | yu: shen me zhou dao a? |
| [03:49.78] | guo: 1997 nian 7 yue 1 hao xiang gang hui gui na tian, wo men da huo ba ta guan zai wu zi li yi tian mei rang chu lai |
| [03:55.34] | yu: chu lai ne? |
| [03:56.13] | guo: zhe chu lai ying guo ren kan jian zai fan hui le, zai bu gei le! |
| [03:58.96] | yu: yin wei wo? |
| [04:01.24] | guo: na na shuo de zhun qu |
| [04:02.40] | yu: mei ting shuo guo |
| [04:03.53] | guo: shi bu shi, wo men shang shang chang wan qu, yi jin shang chang |
| [04:05.52] | yu: |
| [04:06.41] | guo: liu ge xiao jie guo lai ba ta wei shang le |
| [04:08.31] | yu: ai kan wo |
| [04:09.61] | guo: pa ni tou dong xi, ni kan |
| [04:11.70] | yu: wo zhang de xiang xiao tou? |
| [04:12.85] | guo: a, zhe yi chu qu, zhui wei shi jian hen duo. duang! duang!, yi che dui yi che |
| [04:16.81] | yu: |
| [04:17.57] | guo: si ji xia lai man lian xue |
| [04:18.56] | yu: yo |
| [04:19.01] | guo: dou zhi zhe ta |
| [04:19.77] | yu: gan ma a |
| [04:20.20] | guo: jing cha, dai ta! dai ta! |
| [04:21.27] | yu: dai wo gan ma a? |
| [04:22.04] | guo: dai ta, bu kan ta hai zhuang bu shang ne |
| [04:24.32] | yu: he, wo jiu na me... na me gao de hui tou lv ma |
| [04:27.63] | guo: jiu dao zhe di bu |
| [04:28.25] | yu: en en |
| [04:28.79] | guo: hao hao... hao hao shuo xiang sheng, li le zhe xing jiu huo bu liao le |
| [04:32.37] | yu: zen me le...... xiao sheng |
| [04:33.36] | guo: you lao shi ma? |
| [04:33.73] | yu: you a |
| [04:34.75] | guo: o, you lao shi shui a? |
| [04:35.71] | yu: shi fu kuan, shi xian sheng |
| [04:37.57] | guo: shi fu kuan shi xian sheng |
| [04:39.01] | yu: ai wo men xian sheng shi fu kuan |
| [04:39.86] | guo: o, ni men xian sheng shi fu kuan? ni shi ta tai tai? |
| [04:41.44] | yu: dui....... shen me jiao wo shi ta tai tai a? |
| [04:46.27] | guo: wo men chu qu ting ren jie shao, zhe shi wo xian sheng |
| [04:47.94] | yu: a |
| [04:48.33] | guo: zhe shi wo tai tai, zhe shi... zhe shi yi dui r |
| [04:51.47] | yu: wo men.. wo men zhe xing bu zhe me jie shi, xian sheng jiu shi lao shi |
| [04:54.29] | guo: jiu shi lao shi |
| [04:54.72] | yu: dui |
| [04:55.14] | guo: hao hao xue, hao hao xue |
| [04:56.81] | yu: a |
| [04:57.29] | guo: jin tian kan jian ni wo hen xin wei |
| [04:58.42] | yu: zen me xin... |
| [04:59.38] | guo: wo zhen de hen xin wei a |
| [05:01.33] | yu: zen me le |
| [05:02.04] | guo: hao, nin jin nian.. gui geng a |
| [05:03.89] | yu: nin bie ke qi, wo wo wo wo 36 |
| [05:06.03] | guo: rang wo gan kai a, 36 sui |
| [05:08.29] | yu: a |
| [05:09.12] | guo: xiang dang chu xiang sheng qian bei xiao mo gu |
| [05:10.68] | yu: |
| [05:11.63] | guo: 29 sui jiu si le, hao ren bu chang shou a, shi ba, huo hai san shi.. san shi ji? |
| [05:20.14] | yu: 36 a |
| [05:21.36] | guo: huo hai 36 nian, a |
| [05:22.13] | yu: mei zhe me shuo de |
| [05:23.15] | guo: zhe bu.... |
| [05:24.64] | yu: huo hai yi qian nian |
| [05:25.54] | guo: huo hai.. ni man man ao zhe, man man ao zhe |
| [05:27.33] | yu: ao ye ao bu dao yi qian |
| [05:29.00] | guo: you zhe me yi tian a, wo de mu di shi hao de a |
| [05:31.94] | yu: a |
| [05:32.68] | guo: xi wang ni jian kang chang shou, xi wang da huo er dou chang shou, jian kang |
| [05:36.03] | yu: dui a |
| [05:36.78] | guo: xiang ni zhe ge yan yuan duo huo xie nian, gei da huo dai lai duo da de le qu |
| [05:40.21] | yu: wo shuo de hao ma |
| [05:41.17] | guo: wo.... shuo de dao shi ci yao de, mu yang zhang de hao zhi dao ma, wo men men kou hao ji ge shang ye ban de, dou yao ta xiang pian |
| [05:44.67] | yu: gan ma a |
| [05:49.22] | guo: dai zhe bi xie |
| [05:49.87] | yu: na wo dang pan guan le |
| [05:51.64] | guo: ang, jia li hai zi yi nao, na xiang pian gen qian er yi huang, dang shi hai zi jiu shui jiao, ni shuo zhe wan yi er duo ling a, zhe de... zhe de gan xie fu mu, a |
| [06:01.52] | yu: bu shi wo zhao ni re ni le wo |
| [06:02.50] | guo: bu shi wo jiu shi gao xing |
| [06:04.08] | yu: bu shi ni gao xing ni ni na wo sa shen me fa zi |
| [06:06.22] | guo: wo.. wo yi ban gen qin jin de ren dou zhe yang |
| [06:07.89] | yu: wo ya |
| [06:08.66] | guo: ang |
| [06:09.38] | yu: ni shao gen wo qin jin |
| [06:09.84] | guo: wo jian zhe zi ji ren wo xin li tong kuai |
| [06:11.05] | yu: bu shi.... |
| [06:11.82] | guo: wo gen wai ren bu zhe yang a, gen wai ren jian mian yi dian tou, ni hao, zai jian, zou le |
| [06:16.99] | yu: zen me yang a |
| [06:19.78] | guo: wei du qiao zi ge ren, wo da xin li wo tong kuai |
| [06:20.80] | yu: zhe me shuo nin na wo dang zi ji ren? |
| [06:21.92] | guo: mei na ni dang wai ren na |
| [06:23.49] | yu: o... |
| [06:24.27] | guo: ni.... bie zhao ji a |
| [06:25.34] | yu: a |
| [06:26.10] | guo: da huo bu liao jie yu qian a, you pi qi |
| [06:27.48] | yu: shui yi ren er you ge tu xing er de..... |
| [06:29.26] | guo: na shi, shi long jiu you xing a |
| [06:30.67] | yu: |
| [06:31.51] | guo: zhe ren, chou zui bu chou xin, zhen de a |
| [06:34.48] | yu: zen me na me bie niu zhe.. |
| [06:35.97] | guo: chou zui bu chou xin, ni kan, xin yan er hao, zui chou na shi wei kou de shi er, shi ba |
| [06:39.37] | yu: shen me luan qi ba zao de |
| [06:41.42] | guo: xin gan jing, xin gan jing, ni gen ta shuo hua ni dang zhe dian er, mei shi er, mei shi er, chou zui bu chou xin |
| [06:46.24] | yu: nin qiao wo zhe mu yang zhe yang, zui zai chou, wo hai yao de yao bu de le |
| [06:50.42] | guo: hao a, hao a |
| [06:51.76] | yu: a? |
| [06:52.56] | guo: da xiao xue xiang sheng, qu yi tuan na yi ke yi da bang, shen me ting kai a ni men zhe dou yi fa er de, shi bu shi |
| [06:57.02] | yu: en |
| [06:57.68] | guo: zao xian ta ye dou gen a, ye zhan wai mian |
| [07:00.45] | yu: ye zhan zhe bian |
| [07:01.39] | guo: zhan wai mian, hou lai shi zai mei ban fa le |
| [07:02.99] | yu: zen me le |
| [07:04.11] | guo: ta nao zi shao wei de qian que yi dian, yin wei wo gen ta bu jian wai, wo shi hua shi shuo a |
| [07:09.20] | yu: jin er wo dao mei jiu dao mei nin zhe shi hua shi shuo shang le ni zhi dao ma, zen me le ni.. zen me le.. |
| [07:11.32] | guo: wo zhun bei, wo ming tian shi hua shi shuo zuo jia bin, ni zhi dao ma, bu rang ni qu huan de wo |
| [07:14.69] | yu: bu shi, ni zen me.... wo nao zi zen me le ni shuo |
| [07:18.29] | guo: nao zi..... bu shi wo shuo a, zhe er dai fu gei nin na X guang shen me wan yi er luan qi ba gei ta zhao guo, nao ren er gen song zi er zhe me da, yi nao.... |
| [07:24.14] | yu: you zhe me da nao ren er..... |
| [07:26.56] | guo: yi nao dai dou zhi er ni zhi dao ma, mei ban fa, zhe dou da ruo zhi na bian ke long guo lai de, shi hua shi shuo, wo zhe ren... |
| [07:30.21] | yu: shen me |
| [07:31.33] | guo: wo zhe ren bu hui bao bian ren zhi dao ma |
| [07:34.73] | yu: nin hai bu hui bao bian ren na? |
| [07:37.05] | guo: wo shi zhen xin shi yi de jiao peng you, shi ba |
| [07:39.59] | yu: wo dou rang nin bao bian de mei ren le |
| [07:40.89] | guo: zhen.. zhen xin shi yi, fa zi nei xin, xiang teng zi ji er zi shi de jiao peng you zhi dao ma |
| [07:46.81] | yu: na.. na er shang lai ban tian yi ju ren hua mei you. wo zhao ni re ni le? |
| [07:51.20] | guo: na ju bu shi ren hua? |
| [07:52.10] | yu: zen me.. shang lai yi hou ni shuo guo hao de ma? |
| [07:53.87] | guo: wo gao xing a |
| [07:54.70] | yu: ni gao xing jiu shuo wo a |
| [07:55.72] | guo: wo kan jian ni men zhei xie nian qing ren wo gao xing, shi ma, ni ting wo zhe pu tong hua, ni qiao, heng |
| [07:59.53] | yu: xing deng yan |
| [08:01.21] | guo: bie deng yan, bie deng yan |
| [08:05.47] | yu: bu shi wo deng yan, nin zhe mei you zhe me shuo hua de |
| [08:06.87] | guo: qiao jian ni wo tong kuai |
| [08:08.36] | yu: tong kuai nin jiu shuo wo... shuo wo zhe ge |
| [08:09.60] | guo: tai tong kuai le, zou, zan lia... zou, wai mian, zan lia wai mian, zou, chu qu, ni gan ma? ni gan ma? zou wai mian r |
| [08:19.68] | yu: bu shi nin shuo wo ban tian nin hai yao da wo yi dun shi zen me zhao.... |
| [08:21.82] | guo: ni.. ni gen wo chu qu ni gan ma? ni gan ma? zan.. zan chi fan qu? a |
| [08:28.04] | yu: xia wo yi tiao |
| [08:28.88] | guo: ye xia wo yi tiao, ang |
| [08:29.93] | yu: hao... ma gan da lang liang tou hai pa |
| [08:33.16] | guo: zhen pa ni mei ting ming bai jiu gei wo yi zui ba |
| [08:35.01] | yu: ni ye you hai pa de shi hou |
| [08:37.08] | guo: bu shi hai pa, jiu shi fang ren zhi xin bu lai ke wu |
| [08:39.59] | yu: hao ma, zhe dian xin yan er yong de |
| [08:41.73] | guo: zou, zan lia chi fan |
| [08:42.93] | yu: chi fan..... gan ma a |
| [08:44.39] | guo: wo qing ni, nian xi le, ni zen me ye de lai dun bao fan a |
| [08:47.45] | yu: wo e yi nian le wo |
| [08:50.61] | guo: bu shi, jin er rang ni tong kuai, rang ni ren shi ren shi wo, zou, chi fan qu ma? |
| [08:54.92] | yu: wo lao ting zhe zhe me shen de huang, zhen chi fan jia chi fan? |
| [08:58.97] | guo: ni kan, chi fan qu, chi fan you shen me shen de huang, shang wo men jia chi qu, kai cheng bu gong |
| [09:02.31] | yu: |
| [09:03.36] | guo: yi ban ren bu gan rang ren shang jia qu a, wo mei shi a |
| [09:06.41] | yu: nin? |
| [09:08.26] | guo: zou, shang wo men jia qu, nong bu si ni? |
| [09:10.96] | yu: nong si wo? |
| [09:12.81] | guo: bu shi.. cheng bu si ni? hao chi de, dou shi hao chi de |
| [09:16.62] | yu: heng, nin liao xia jia zi zai shuo hua zen me yang? nin qing ke jiu qing ke, nin zhe mu yang wo bu gan qu |
| [09:22.66] | guo: ni ren pian yi ba, ni yao shi gen fan gui er shi ge shuo hua bi zhe hai li hai |
| [09:25.72] | yu: hao ma, shang wo jia qu? |
| [09:26.94] | guo: chi fan qu? geng li hai zhi dao ma |
| [09:31.05] | yu: xing la, zhen qing ke ma |
| [09:32.59] | guo: zhen qing ke |
| [09:33.56] | yu: qing ke wo jiu qu |
| [09:34.26] | guo: chi dian hao de |
| [09:34.91] | yu: ke yi |
| [09:35.38] | guo: wo jia.... he jiu ma? |
| [09:36.32] | yu: neng he liang kou |
| [09:37.15] | guo: ni kan, he |
| [09:37.80] | yu: |
| [09:38.44] | guo: wo tai tong kuai le |
| [09:39.41] | yu: |
| [09:40.40] | guo: wo jiu zhao bu zhao gen wo yi kuai er he jiu de ren a |
| [09:41.18] | yu: zhao jiu you a |
| [09:41.92] | guo: zan lia yi kuai er he |
| [09:42.75] | yu: wo.. ke yi! |
| [09:43.49] | guo: wo jia li hai you yi ping mao pai... mao... |
| [09:44.29] | yu: mao shen me? |
| [09:46.43] | guo: mao... mao tai! |
| [09:47.18] | yu: mao tai? |
| [09:48.05] | guo: wo jia li hai you yi ping er mao tai de.... ping er, dui dian kai shui, gai shang gai yi huang you, da lai gai r yi wen, he, pen er xiang! |
| [09:55.08] | yu: jia jiu a? |
| [09:57.24] | guo: pen er xiang! |
| [09:58.23] | yu: nin zuo guo zhe ge shi zen me zhao? |
| [09:59.54] | guo: mei you |
| [10:00.37] | yu: na nin nong zhe ge gan ma a |
| [10:01.14] | guo: jiu shi rang ni xian wen wen |
| [10:02.04] | yu: wo wen... wo wen guo |
| [10:03.25] | guo: bie, bie he bai jiu, bie he bai jiu, jiu yao shao chi shi yao duo zhi, he bai jiu he duo liao bu hao, pi jiu! |
| [10:08.30] | yu: pi jiu ye xing |
| [10:12.53] | guo: xing ma? |
| [10:13.28] | yu: xing, ke yi |
| [10:14.30] | guo: neng he dian ma |
| [10:15.32] | yu: neng neng neng |
| [10:16.16] | guo: ni qiao, yu jian zhi yin le |
| [10:16.74] | yu: ai |
| [10:17.09] | guo: zan lia ren lai si ping.. na ge.. san.. lai yi ping pi jiu |
| [10:18.70] | yu: zhe luo de dao kuai a zhe ge |
| [10:20.92] | guo: lai yi ping pi jiu |
| [10:22.88] | yu: yi ping gou shui he de a? |
| [10:23.96] | guo: ji zhe ni a |
| [10:25.01] | yu: ji zhe wo? |
| [10:26.37] | guo: ni he sheng xia shi wo de, ni he sheng.... he sheng |
| [10:28.98] | yu: jiu yi ping.. |
| [10:29.90] | guo: sheng bu xia la dao, sheng bu xia jiu suan le, sheng bu xia jiu.. |
| [10:30.58] | yu: bu gou he a |
| [10:33.16] | guo: dui shui, dui shui |
| [10:36.40] | yu: pi jiu zai dui shui? |
| [10:38.10] | guo: ai he re de dui re shui, he liang de dui liang bai kai, za jia you, chang kai le he |
| [10:43.46] | yu: ni gan cui rang wo he shui bu jiu wan le ma |
| [10:44.58] | guo: nong dian cha he ba, nong dian cha |
| [10:46.65] | yu: shuo gai shui jiu gai shui, ni kan kan |
| [10:48.50] | guo: nong dian cha.... lai dian hao cai |
| [10:50.33] | yu: , chi cai |
| [10:51.45] | guo: he! lai dian er cai, lai dian shen me cai ne |
| [10:53.59] | yu: xiang xiang |
| [10:54.61] | guo: ni qu le ke bu neng tai jian dan le |
| [10:56.10] | yu: hai de feng sheng dian |
| [10:57.95] | guo: emmmm..... lai yi ge.. hua sheng mi, he! ai pai zhuo |
| [11:04.09] | yu: da cai? |
| [11:04.77] | guo: yi ge yi ge de! |
| [11:05.41] | yu: en en, ke bu shi ma, dai du lu? na shi chang chong zi le |
| [11:11.70] | guo: zan shi zha zhe ya shi chao zhe ya? |
| [11:14.60] | yu: zhe hua sheng mi jiu beng nong liang yang le, zhe zhe zhe.... |
| [11:16.84] | guo: shi zhu? shi nian sui le na shao kuai zhe chi? |
| [11:18.60] | yu: xing le, zen me chi dou cheng jiu hua sheng mi... |
| [11:21.39] | guo: pen er xiang! |
| [11:22.38] | yu: |
| [11:23.03] | guo: he! ni shao lai, ni dai lai |
| [11:23.87] | yu: ? |
| [11:25.17] | guo: ni dai 80 jin hua sheng mi lai |
| [11:26.66] | yu: wo dai 80 jin hua sheng mi, guo: dui dui dui ni na zi you shi chang men kou yi mai? |
| [11:31.76] | guo: na xiang hua ma, ni kan zhe shi wo shuo de ma, mei hao xin yan zi, zang xin lan fei zhi dao ma? |
| [11:36.77] | yu: fei hua! ni qing wo chi hua sheng mi rang wo dai 80 jin qu a |
| [11:39.85] | guo: wo men men kou bu hao mai, zhi dao ma, bu hao mai |
| [11:43.46] | yu: bu hao mai mai ge er san jin bu jiu wan le ma |
| [11:44.48] | guo: xing xing.... you jiu ban, mei you jiu suan le, ai, lai yi ge, huang gua ban fen pi r, hao bu hao? |
| [11:51.55] | yu: zhe jiao yi ge su a |
| [11:53.89] | guo: xiao huang gua ding hua dai ci er, he zhe ge nen a, kan zhe jiu hao! |
| [11:56.96] | yu: hao, chi ma |
| [11:59.00] | guo: pa pa pa pai sui le ge dian suan yi chi duo hao |
| [12:00.28] | yu: hao hao |
| [12:01.70] | guo: wo mai qu, wo mai qu |
| [12:03.00] | yu: mai qu ba |
| [12:03.89] | guo: wo mai, wo qu.. dang ran la nen huang gua bu hao xun, zhi yao mai zhe le zan jiu ban |
| [12:09.84] | yu: mai bu zhao? |
| [12:10.40] | guo: jiu suan le |
| [12:10.71] | yu: da zhe er jiu bie zhe suan le ne |
| [12:13.37] | guo: hai you song hua dan ne, hei, ai ya mei si wo le gao su ni men, song hua dan... |
| [12:18.85] | yu: chi zhe shen me le ni jiu mei si le |
| [12:20.16] | guo: song hua dan, ai ya, wo dou bu deng guo sheng ri le a |
| [12:23.71] | yu: |
| [12:24.52] | guo: zan.. zan chi song hua dan |
| [12:25.44] | yu: ai, nin jiu zi dang nin sheng ri.... |
| [12:27.11] | guo: ni jiu shi huang shang le, ni le de me, ni chi.... |
| [12:28.13] | yu: wo chi yi song hua dan jiu huang shang le wo |
| [12:29.75] | guo: hao a.... you pi r, bo kai le, qie de le |
| [12:34.55] | yu: |
| [12:35.42] | guo: lai dian er jiang mo lai dian er xiang you |
| [12:36.62] | yu: |
| [12:37.71] | guo: yi... hao, hao chi, bu guo you ren bu ai chi a |
| [12:39.50] | yu: wo ai chi! |
| [12:40.40] | guo: a? bu chi jiu suan le |
| [12:41.35] | yu: wo zhe me rang rng dou shuo wan le a |
| [12:44.40] | guo: bu chi suan le |
| [12:47.02] | yu: suan le suan le |
| [12:48.42] | guo: song hua dan.... |
| [12:50.52] | yu: suan le na zan chi shen me a |
| [12:52.66] | guo: emmm... zhe shi.. zhe shi xiao cai r, zhe shi xiao cai r |
| [12:54.91] | yu: |
| [12:55.72] | guo: zan de, wo gei ni zhun bei dian hao de zhu shi, hao ma |
| [12:58.07] | yu: zhu shi a? |
| [13:00.21] | guo: zen me zhao? |
| [13:01.12] | yu: zhu shi! |
| [13:02.50] | guo: zhu shi! |
| [13:03.89] | yu: mei cai ni de chi zhu shi ba |
| [13:05.41] | guo: ta zhe ge she tou you wen ti a, ? xiao sheng |
| [13:06.81] | yu: wo a? |
| [13:08.02] | guo: zhu shi! dui! |
| [13:08.82] | yu: zhu shi, ni shuo cuo le |
| [13:10.13] | guo: zan men chi jiao zi |
| [13:11.33] | yu: ai, jiao zi hao |
| [13:14.70] | guo: ai, ei hei! pai shou jiao zi! a? |
| [13:16.25] | yu: mei chi yao zhe wei chu lai le |
| [13:19.12] | guo: a? zen me yang? |
| [13:21.11] | yu: ni huan le you shi zen me jiang de.... ni zhe xiang shi mei zhe er shi zen me zhao bao qian zhe duan ting bu qing, ni yang guo qu ni zai? |
| [13:26.46] | guo: wo xing fen na |
| [13:27.77] | yu: xing fen chi.... |
| [13:29.07] | guo: jiao zi, ai you jiao zi, he! cuo shou tai hao le! |
| [13:32.23] | yu: ye bu zhi shui e le yi nian le |
| [13:33.56] | guo: tai hao le, wo yi ting wo jiu, wo jiu xing fen |
| [13:40.99] | yu: |
| [13:42.35] | guo: zan duo lai ji zhong xian er |
| [13:43.31] | yu: o? |
| [13:44.48] | guo: yang rou bai cai hao niu rou da cong zhe bu cuo zhu rou jiu huang xing ji rou xiang gu, hai san xian, su san xian! hei pai shou wo te xi huan chi zhe ge, a, bo liang bian zi suan |
| [14:01.49] | yu: nin xian deng hui er nin xian deng hui er |
| [14:02.41] | guo: zan liang ren..... zen me zhao? |
| [14:03.93] | yu: liang bian zi suan a? |
| [14:04.86] | guo: jiu wei le zhe zhe ni zui li na wei r |
| [14:07.08] | yu: ni yuan yi wo jiu qu, bu yuan yi jiu suan le a |
| [14:11.45] | guo: shuo si le! shuo si..... chi jiao zi! |
| [14:13.84] | yu: jiao zi bu jiu wan le ma |
| [14:14.86] | guo: xing ma? |
| [14:15.60] | yu: xing |
| [14:16.20] | guo: zen me yang? |
| [14:16.72] | yu: ke yi |
| [14:17.18] | guo: ming tian |
| [14:17.55] | yu: ming tian |
| [14:18.86] | guo: ming tian wo jie ni ma, ni bu ren shi, hao ma? |
| [14:20.24] | yu: ke yi a |
| [14:20.80] | guo: ming tian zao chen san dian ban |
| [14:21.58] | yu: a |
| [14:22.23] | guo: san dian ban.... |
| [14:23.04] | yu: zao dian a |
| [14:23.87] | guo: xiang shan gui jian chou na er ni deng wo a, ni duo dai dian qian, bie gen jia li ren shuo a, bie shuo a |
| [14:28.42] | yu: ni yao bang wo piao shi zen me zhao |
| [14:31.21] | guo: zang xin lan fei ma, mei hao xin yan zi ma |
| [14:33.44] | yu: bu shi ni san dian ban, ye li, wo duo dai qian |
| [14:35.76] | guo: dai.... wo, wo pa ni hui jia ni da che mei qian zen me ban ne, dui ma, wo hao xin a, ni kan duo shao zhong xian er, a? ji rou de zhu rou de, jiu shuo shi zai bao zhe wu ge jiao zi jiu gou wo shou de ni zhi dao ma |
| [14:47.31] | yu: qi zhong xian er bao wu ge jiao zi a? bu shi nin zhe zen me bao fa er a |
| [14:51.08] | guo: da a, zan zhe jiao zi da, zhe me da ge le shi ma bi wan kou chi... wan er ming chi, jiu man tou jiu man tou, jiu man tou |
| [14:55.85] | yu: nin zhe qiong ri zi guo guan le da gai |
| [14:59.25] | guo: xian er nong xian dian er, he |
| [15:00.47] | yu: a a a |
| [15:01.49] | guo: ai ya, he, ai ya, tai hao le |
| [15:02.17] | yu: hao hao hao |
| [15:03.34] | guo: wo hen bu de xian zai jiu dao zui li, hao, tai hao le |
| [15:05.85] | yu: zan shuo... deng hui er ba |
| [15:07.24] | guo: a? |
| [15:08.36] | yu: shi ni qing wo a hai shi wo qing ni a |
| [15:09.28] | guo: wo qing ni a |
| [15:10.90] | yu: ni qing wo shi ma? |
| [15:11.89] | guo: wo qing ni |
| [15:12.72] | yu: ni qing wo ni jie shen me chan ne gen zhe er |
| [15:13.84] | guo: wo... mei, wo jiu shi hao ke! hao ke |
| [15:15.82] | yu: hao ke shi hao chi a |
| [15:17.82] | guo: wo zhe ren te hao ke ni zhi dao ma |
| [15:20.09] | yu: hao hao hao |
| [15:21.30] | guo: shuo si le |
| [15:22.00] | yu: xing |
| [15:22.57] | guo: na zhe yang ba |
| [15:23.15] | yu: |
| [15:23.96] | guo: hai zhe er jian ba |
| [15:24.89] | yu: ai, zhe er wo ren shi |
| [15:26.13] | guo: ming er shang wu shi dian ban |
| [15:27.62] | yu: |
| [15:28.42] | guo: jiu zhe er |
| [15:28.79] | yu: shi dian ban? |
| [15:29.44] | guo: xing ma |
| [15:30.00] | yu: xing |
| [15:30.31] | guo: shuo si le a |
| [15:30.65] | yu: mei wen ti |
| [15:30.95] | guo: ni mang ni de, a, mang ni.. wo bu jiao huo, wo zou le zou xiang hou tai |
| [15:34.64] | yu: xing |
| [15:35.38] | guo: mang ni de |
| [15:35.79] | yu: man zou |
| [15:37.05] | guo: wo bu jiao huo ni a |
| [15:37.83] | yu: ai |
| [15:38.72] | guo: ni mang ni de, mang ni de |
| [15:40.03] | yu: xing |
| [15:41.18] | guo: mang ni de, ai |
| [15:42.07] | yu: bu shi ni zou.... |
| [15:56.31] | guo: wo zou, wo hui jia, wo hui jia, mang ni de a, mang ni de xN |
| [15:56.93] | yu: zhe wei, shang lai shuo hua jiu mei pu zhao ren bu ai ting, nin shuo |
| [15:59.82] | guo: ai, yang lao shi shang tai wo jue zhe ge shi a |
| [16:03.25] | yu: bu shi bu shi, bie wang xia shuo le bie wang xia shuo le |
| [16:04.74] | guo: you dian wen ti |
| [16:06.04] | yu: yang lao shi? |
| [16:06.90] | guo: ni jiu na zhe bai cai lai shuo... |
| [16:07.90] | yu: bu shi.. deng deng.... beng bai cai |
| [16:09.57] | guo: ni jiu... yang rou bai... ni zen me zhao? |
| [16:11.71] | yu: yang lao shi zen me hui shi? |
| [16:12.91] | guo: ni xing shen me? |
| [16:14.21] | yu: xing yu |
| [16:15.14] | guo: xing shen me ni bu chi fan na ni |
| [16:16.44] | yu: bu shi wo zhi ni qing shui a wo jiu wen ni..... |
| [16:20.62] | guo: jiu shi qing ni, qing ni, ni jiao shen me? |
| [16:22.47] | yu: wo xing yu, wo jiao yu qian |
| [16:23.68] | guo: yu qian shi ma |
| [16:24.43] | yu: ai dui le |
| [16:24.73] | guo: ni fang xin, wo hui qu.. |
| [16:25.35] | yu: ni lao ding zhe zhe yang rou bai cai le, nin jiao cuo le zhi.... |
| [16:27.05] | guo: zhi zhi zhi dao x3, yu qian, wo liu yi xiang pian er jia li, liu yi xiang pian er |
| [16:31.61] | yu: hai you wo xiang pian? |
| [16:33.56] | guo: na zhen zha qiang shang ne, wo ren shi, wo ren shi, wo you ge xiao de xiang fa |
| [16:35.57] | yu: shen me shi ba shen me shi? |
| [16:39.96] | guo: bu cheng shu de jian yi a |
| [16:40.58] | yu: nin shuo |
| [16:40.96] | guo: zan men de he ji he ji zhe shi er, zhe jiao zi te ma fan le |
| [16:42.64] | yu: jiu bao qi ge hai ma fan na? |
| [16:44.21] | guo: qi ge na shi nao zhe wan er |
| [16:45.91] | yu: |
| [16:46.74] | guo: zhe duo shao pen xian er, yi pen er yi pen er nong, wan shi er zai zhu, shui gen ni shuo hua, zai yi ge, wo gen chu fang ni gen wu li wo ye bu fang xin a shi bu shi, shi ba |
| [16:51.64] | yu: wo zhe gang shuo gen ta ke qi ke qi a |
| [16:57.40] | guo: bu shi, fang ren zhi xin bu ke wu, shi bu shi |
| [16:59.25] | yu: nin lao shi zhe ju, nin.... |
| [17:00.27] | guo: zan chi dian bie de bei |
| [17:01.61] | yu: zhe ma fan dao shi |
| [17:02.51] | guo: lai dian jian dan de |
| [17:03.35] | yu: jian dan de |
| [17:04.02] | guo: zha jiang mian |
| [17:06.26] | yu: ai, wo ai chi mian a |
| [17:08.30] | guo: ai he, ai hai hai... hao! zha jiang mian, zen me yang |
| [17:13.00] | yu: zhe jiang gu ji yao zha xian lou |
| [17:14.70] | guo: heng... zha jiang mian... ai ya, tai hao le |
| [17:17.96] | yu: hao |
| [17:19.42] | guo: zan men lai dian hao huang jiang pao dian xiang gu na xiang gu shui ba zhe huang jiang xie kai le |
| [17:25.45] | yu: zhen hui zuo |
| [17:26.22] | guo: rou ding er de rou jiang de, zha liang zhong |
| [17:28.33] | yu: liang zhong jiang? |
| [17:29.35] | guo: zi ge jia gen jia gan mian hao shou gan de yi gen er yi gen er ba ta liu kai le gei nin zhu |
| [17:33.37] | yu: en en |
| [17:34.18] | guo: shi yang cai ma er |
| [17:35.11] | yu: hao |
| [17:35.88] | guo: hei, bo dian suan hei lai yi da wan |
| [17:37.45] | yu: jiang jiu le |
| [17:38.46] | guo: zhu de le, tiao dao li bian, ge shang liang shao jiang, ge shang cai ma er ban yun lou dui gei nin duan dao chu fang yi guo shui, he |
| [17:46.85] | yu: nin fang zhe fang zhe... bu bu bu bu... ban wan le mian guo shui a? shen me chi fa ni men jia zhe shi |
| [17:53.44] | guo: shuo cuo le shuo cuo le |
| [17:58.79] | yu: xian guo shui |
| [17:59.81] | xian guo shui xian guo shui er ren chong fu |
| [18:01.30] | guo: zhe zen me yang |
| [18:02.32] | yu: hao! |
| [18:03.62] | guo: hao bu hao? |
| [18:04.27] | yu: hao chi |
| [18:04.85] | guo: he pai shou hao! |
| [18:05.58] | yu: beng zi ji... beng zi ji jiao hao le |
| [18:08.38] | guo: hao, tai hao le, jiu zhe me shuo le a |
| [18:09.84] | yu: xing |
| [18:10.71] | guo: ming er shang wu shi dian a |
| [18:11.51] | yu: ai |
| [18:12.26] | guo: bie wang le |
| [18:13.00] | yu: wang bu liao guo zuo shou shi hai bi hua shen me a, zhen shi wo gao su ni, mian dui guan zhong bu shi ni zhe, mei shuo liang ju hua ne, gai zha jiang mian le, zha jiang mian ye bu cuo |
| [18:25.48] | guo: wo you yi ge bu cheng shu de jian yi |
| [18:26.19] | yu: shuo |
| [18:28.18] | guo: zha jiang mian bu guo shui bu hao chi guo shui ne guo wan shui, zhe ri zi zhuai zhe xin li liang a, zai yi ge ni jiu suan bu jiu suan chi mian bu jiu suan deng yu bai gan, bi xu chi suan |
| [18:37.37] | yu: chi suan |
| [18:39.01] | guo: ke zuo wei yan yuan de lai shuo a a, chi suan hui sang zi, nin shi yi ge hen you sheng yu de yan yuan, chi ban suan da zhe qi hui le, ni yi hou bu sheng yu le, shi ba |
| [18:46.94] | yu: hai you zhe gong neng na zhe ge bu he shi |
| [18:49.88] | guo: wo zuo mo bu he shi, zan you shen me shuo shi mo |
| [18:55.08] | yu: bu he shi huan |
| [18:55.92] | guo: wo ben shen ye shi yang zhe yang nv de ren, shi ba |
| [18:56.67] | yu: mei you, mei you zhe me shuo hua de, bu chi jiu..... chi bu chi? |
| [19:00.56] | guo: lai dian bie de |
| [19:01.12] | yu: huan dian er |
| [19:02.14] | guo: he, lai dian er.. dun rou zen me yang? |
| [19:02.89] | yu: na dang ran hao la... dun rou xing...... |
| [19:05.89] | guo zuo ca kou shui zhuang |
| [19:06.63] | guo: ai ya.. ai ya he... ai ya... dun rou, tai mei miao de shi qing le |
| [19:16.45] | yu: he he a |
| [19:18.67] | guo: lao dian bing hao dun dian wu hua rou zai dun dian niu rou liang zhong hei... san zhong! |
| [19:19.89] | yu: hai you? |
| [19:27.41] | guo: zai lai zhi ji |
| [19:28.05] | yu: hai you ji na? |
| [19:29.17] | guo: na na na.... na shi sha guo dun niu rou, huang men li zi ji |
| [19:32.88] | yu: tai hao le |
| [19:33.75] | guo: hao bu hao? zhe bian chi zhe, na bian qiang bi ni ba ba ni dou bu xin teng |
| [19:37.90] | yu: wo que xin yan er shi zen me de |
| [19:40.87] | guo: jiu zhe me hao chi |
| [19:42.54] | yu: hao chi ye mei you zhe yang de |
| [19:43.88] | guo: zan mai si ge li zi.. a, dun zhe ji |
| [19:48.31] | yu: si ge li zi? |
| [19:49.23] | guo: wu ge, wu ge, ni fan liang bu da, bu da |
| [19:52.67] | yu: wo ye mei you guang chi li zi de a |
| [19:53.78] | guo: hai shi de, yi na ji wei zhu a wo zhe jiu zou, zhe jiu zou |
| [19:58.64] | yu: gan ma qu |
| [19:59.45] | guo: hui jia dun ji qu, wo gu ji dao ming er zhong wu shi er dian, gu ji neng.. neng jue de dong.. neng jue de dong |
| [20:02.74] | yu: nin zhe zhi ji shen me ji a, zen me rou zhe me lao a |
| [20:06.88] | guo: lao dao bu hao shuo, fan zheng ni shi fu xiao de shi hou guan ta jiao er jiu, lun zhe shi qin qi a beng qin qi la, wei le ni, he, wo hui qu zai le ta qu |
| [20:10.68] | yu: ai bu bu bu xing le, de le |
| [20:17.78] | guo: bu chi? |
| [20:18.67] | yu: duo can ren na zhe dong xi |
| [20:19.36] | guo: zhe hao bu hao? |
| [20:20.01] | yu: lao ji, ni yang zhe ba |
| [20:20.74] | guo: bu chi zhe ge? |
| [20:21.46] | yu: bu chi |
| [20:22.05] | guo: bu chi zan mi fan cuan wan zi ye xing a |
| [20:23.22] | yu: na ye xing a |
| [20:24.16] | guo: he, mi fan cuan wan zi a hao dao mi a tian jin xiao zhan dao mi a, yi jie guo yi ceng you liang hao mi pa cha pa cha, he, liang a, he, hao a, beng jiu cai, bang bang bang, san pen gen wan shi de, a |
| [20:39.67] | yu: na ye mei you bu jiu cai de a |
| [20:41.16] | guo: you, wan zi tang ma, yang rou wan zi, hao yang rou a, zheng jing er yang shen shang xia lai de rou a |
| [20:47.56] | yu: duo xin xian na, niu shen shang na shi niu rou |
| [20:50.25] | guo: hao a, qi fen shou san fen fei a, duo dian cong, a shou zuo dao pai zhuo zi duo dian jiang, |
| [21:00.84] | duo de le, ge li bian yi he, ge yan ge wei jing ge xiang you, da bi zi yi wen qing xiang, a, zhe bian chi, na bian qiang bi ni fu qin ni dou bu wang xin li qu |
| [21:07.52] | yu: zhe me hui er wo qiang bi lia ba ba le |
| [21:09.58] | guo: bu bu bu bu dui, gang cai na shi ba ba, zhe hui shi fu qin |
| [21:12.95] | yu: yi yang! yi yang! |
| [21:15.28] | guo: bu shi lia ren a |
| [21:16.57] | yu: bu shi lia ren |
| [21:17.37] | guo: he, chi ba, da wan chi ba, na ge... zhe me da ge wan zi, gen ma fen yi bian er da |
| [21:23.88] | yu: he, beng xing rong la zhe zhe zhe.... |
| [21:27.06] | guo: lai ba, zhao hu zhe ba wa ya ya ya ya ya ya ya... chi, chi, wan ming chi wo qiao wo zhe you dian ji zhe hao bu hao? duo hao, wo dou ti ni gao xing, zhi dao ma, a, bai. bai mi fan, yang rou wan zi tang, yi pao, ai, he ni tou zhe le qu ba ni jiu |
| [21:43.94] | yu: gan ma tou zhe le, guo wan yin jiu hui qu le |
| [21:46.84] | guo: ni na... ni na jian guo zhe, shuo shi zai de, shuo hao le a, wo nong qu la, ni qu.. qu bu qu? |
| [21:52.40] | yu: gan jin |
| [21:53.05] | guo: ming er shang wu shi dian ban qu, jiu zhe a gan jin qu hao bu hao? bu jiao huo ni a |
| [21:55.20] | yu: beng jiao huo |
| [21:56.39] | guo: bai mi fan |
| [21:57.59] | yu: hao, |
| [21:58.25] | guo: yang rou wan zi tang |
| [21:58.93] | yu: ding xia la |
| [21:59.64] | guo: jiu shi ta |
| [22:00.38] | yu: jiu. zou zou zou zou zou ba |
| [22:03.38] | guo xiao tiao tui chang, ke can kao dian tu di yi ji di si ji 5: 10 miao 5: 25 miao chu |
| [22:04.96] | yu: ai ya, jiu chong zhe liang gu beng a, ta zhe gu ji wan zi tang zuo de ye gou qiang |
| [22:09.61] | guo ru chang |
| [22:10.45] | guo: wo you yi ge bu cheng shu de jian yi |
| [22:12.56] | yu: nin hui lai gou kuai de a, shen me yi si a |
| [22:14.50] | guo: wo xiang qi lai le, zhe wan yi er bu xing, wan zi tang bu neng chi, tang pao fan shui hua hua de, dang shi chi ting bao, guang ji guang ji nong san pen ni bao le, yi hui er shang ce suo, hua lian wan zi dou niao chu qu le |
| [22:25.36] | yu: wo zhi yu ma wo |
| [22:27.87] | guo: ni zhan zai ce suo jiu de han e a ni |
| [22:30.01] | yu: wo zhe bu zhi yu na me da |
| [22:31.40] | guo: a |
| [22:32.18] | yu: gan ma ya wo |
| [22:32.99] | guo: zan men.... zan men wai bian chi ba, wai bian chi |
| [22:37.20] | yu: bu jia chi la, jia li ma fan, mei ren zhao gu ni o |
| [22:40.81] | guo: ai, ma xiao ni chi ma? shen me ma la xiao long xia, he |
| [22:46.84] | yu: ma xiao? |
| [22:48.40] | guo: zhe suan hai xian la |
| [22:49.08] | yu: mei ting shuo guo, ma xiao suan hai xian a, nan fang di gou li you de shi |
| [22:54.84] | guo: xia shuo, wo lao guo, mei you |
| [22:55.83] | yu: hai you.. nin hai lao guo a |
| [22:57.78] | guo: ma la xiao long xia, you ma you la, lai yi ping liang pi jiu, zan lia ren lai yi xiao long xia, he, bo ba |
| [23:04.00] | yu: beng bo le, lai yi ge long xia hai bo ne hai |
| [23:10.07] | guo: jiu.. zhua a, ba ta zhua lan le, shou dou shi, |
| [23:12.64] | he kou pi jiu, chuai la yi ge, he kou pi jiu, chuai la yi ge, xiang shou a! |
| [23:16.64] | yu: lia ren zhe chi zuo liao lai le, suo shou zhi tou? |
| [23:18.49] | guo: zhe hao bu hao zhe ge? |
| [23:21.77] | yu: bu hao |
| [23:22.67] | guo: te la yao bu |
| [23:23.88] | yu: shen me te la a |
| [23:24.46] | guo: he, zhe ren shi tai duo le a, zhe bu chi na bu chi ni chi shen me a |
| [23:26.76] | yu: zhe... wo bu tiao zui, nin qing wo chi shen me wo chi shen me |
| [23:30.57] | guo: zhen chi jia chi |
| [23:31.25] | yu: nin zhen qing jia qing a |
| [23:32.42] | guo: zan men huan yi da di r |
| [23:34.19] | yu: duo da ge di r a |
| [23:36.13] | guo: lao na me da de di r |
| [23:37.35] | yu: ting zhe kou feng mei shen me hao di fang, na er? |
| [23:42.45] | guo: bei jing fan dian |
| [23:44.31] | yu: ni dao shi le le |
| [23:49.32] | guo: shui a |
| [23:50.84] | yu: bie ren dou le le |
| [23:52.40] | guo: shui le suan shui yi fen er a |
| [23:56.01] | yu: shi gen nin na qian na ge hai shi suan qing chi fan na ge a nin xian shuo qing chu lou |
| [23:59.36] | guo: qing chi fan de, qing chi fan de |
| [24:01.68] | yu: ai, nin xian beng shuo suan ren yi fen er, nin a, ye beng shuo bei jing fan dian a, nin zhi dao bei jing fan dian men er men wang na kai ma |
| [24:07.44] | guo: wo... shuo liang xin hua, ni bu xu zhe yang a |
| [24:09.52] | yu: bu shi bu xu zhe yang, gang cai ti yi ma xiao nin hai beng qi lao gao lai na, zhe yao bei jing fan dian nin bu de shang fang a |
| [24:15.24] | guo: wo yi qiang zi re xue dao zai zhe qing ni chi fan a mei jian zhe ni qiao bu qi ren bu ying gai... wo mei ci zou dao hui long guan wo dou jin bei jing fan dian chi yi kou qu zhi dao ma |
| [24:21.68] | yu: ai bu bu bu... |
| [24:23.16] | guo: wo... wo zuo cheng tie, ni suan ba |
| [24:25.27] | yu: bu, xing la, zuo shi mo ye... dao.. hui long guan |
| [24:27.59] | guo: hui hui mai piao, hui hui mai piao |
| [24:29.29] | yu: kan lai huan you bu mai piao de shi hou |
| [24:31.15] | guo: a... ni chi bu chi deng hui er, bie fei hua bu shi ni bu xin wo a |
| [24:34.83] | yu: bu shi bu xin nin he wo zai hui long guan na bian mei zhao zhao guo bei jing fan dian |
| [24:37.91] | guo: ni.. ni bu ren shi, ni bu ren shi |
| [24:39.48] | yu: a |
| [24:40.26] | guo: bei jing fan dian a, wo qing ke |
| [24:41.83] | yu: nin qing ke |
| [24:42.92] | guo: wo... ni zen me le ni |
| [24:44.96] | yu: bu shi bu xin nin a, zhe me zhao, nin ye beng qing wo chi, nin jiu shuo shuo ji yang cai lai |
| [24:49.04] | guo: wo qing.... wo qing ni fu qin chi guo |
| [24:51.83] | yu: nin? |
| [24:53.14] | guo: ni bu zhi dao a |
| [24:54.29] | yu: bu zhi dao a |
| [24:55.31] | guo: ai ya, ni fu qin, wo, o you, yi kuai er... jiu shi |
| [24:57.03] | yu: wo fu qin shi wo fu qin, ni shi ni |
| [25:01.96] | guo: dui ya, ni gan ma fei dang yi ge ren shuo a |
| [25:04.37] | yu: shui dang yi ge ren shuo a, ni shuo lian shang le |
| [25:07.25] | guo: na zao jian wo bu xing zhi dao ma |
| [25:09.20] | yu: shui zao jian ni |
| [25:10.07] | guo: zao jian ren, wo zui tao yan de jiu zhan ren pian yi de zhi dao ma, you shi er shuo shi er dui ma, ni ba ba shi ni ba ba, wo shi wo |
| [25:17.28] | yu: mei.. mei chan huo yi kuai er |
| [25:18.12] | guo: ai... na hai hao, na hai hao a, wo qing ni ba ba chi guo |
| [25:20.72] | yu: shi ma |
| [25:21.31] | guo: ni bu zhi dao a |
| [25:21.74] | yu: bu zhi dao |
| [25:22.79] | guo: ni kan, ni ba ba zhe ren ye shi, ta mei hui qu shuo zhe ge qu a, ta bu shuo? |
| [25:25.64] | yu: yi ban ren qing ta chi dun fan ta shuo shi mo a |
| [25:27.31] | guo: na nian ma, wo gang jie ta chu lai ma, ye shou zui, wo shuo li mian ye chi bu shang hao dong xi shi ba, lai ba, zan men jie feng a, zan men jiang jiu zhe ge |
| [25:34.10] | yu: wo ba ba jin qu le shi zen me zhao |
| [25:35.02] | guo mei jin qu, chu lai na tian a |
| [25:36.51] | yu: hai shi jin qu la |
| [25:38.46] | guo: chu lai na tian a |
| [25:39.98] | yu: shi... mei jin qu zen me chu lai de a |
| [25:40.97] | guo: o dui, na wo bu zhi dao, fan zheng chu lai shi wo jie de ta, ta chu men le shi zen me zhao |
| [25:44.53] | yu: chu na men la |
| [25:45.52] | guo: jiu... jian yu shi na li lai zhe |
| [25:47.00] | yu: hai shi, hai shi jin qu le |
| [25:48.86] | guo: bu shi, fan zheng wo men ye lia er chi guo yi hui fan |
| [25:50.63] | yu: chi guo yi hui fan ma |
| [25:51.37] | guo: nan bei quan xi, man han zha cai |
| [25:54.47] | yu: quan shi zha cai a, man han zha cai a |
| [25:58.34] | guo: ba ni ba ba le de, ken ba jue ba chi ba, hao a, zen me le? zen.. zen me le? |
| [26:04.22] | yu: bu shi, wo zhen bu xin nin |
| [26:05.49] | guo: ni bu xin wo? a, ni bu xin wo? |
| [26:07.07] | yu: wo dang ran bu xin la |
| [26:08.49] | guo: bei jing zhe ge zui jiang jiu de jiu shi man han quan xi nan bei da cai la |
| [26:12.86] | yu: nin shuo chu ji yang cai lai, jiu dang nin qing wo la |
| [26:14.80] | guo: he |
| [26:15.80] | yi xia yu lao shi de fu he wo jiu bu xie le |
| [26:16.36] | guo: wei zeng chi fan zhi qian shang ji ge ya zhuo die a |
| [26:16.66] | si gan si xian si mi jian si leng hun san ge tian wan si dian xin |
| [26:21.53] | yu: nin xian shuo shuo zhe si gan |
| [26:22.32] | guo: hei gua zi bai gua zi he tao dan zi tang xing ren |
| [26:24.33] | yu: si xian |
| [26:24.97] | guo: bei shan ping guo shen zhou mi tao guang dong li zhi gui lin ma ti |
| [26:27.46] | yu: si mi jian |
| [26:27.99] | guo: qing mei ju bing yuan rou gua tiao |
| [26:29.43] | guo: si leng hun, quan yang gan liu xie tui bai zhan ji zha pai gu |
| [26:32.01] | guo: san tian wan, lian zi zhou xing ren er cha tang zheng bao fan |
| [26:34.58] | guo: si dian xin, fu rong gao la ba gao you zha hui zi zha yuan xiao |
| [26:37.79] | guo: zhe zan men chi guo zhe ge, zhe zan men chi guo |
| [26:40.50] | yu: ni qiao shuo de dao shi yi tao yi tao de a |
| [26:43.36] | guo: zhei xie bu chi che qu da bao gei wo ge bian er ge zhe |
| [26:45.27] | yu: gan ma a |
| [26:45.75] | guo: shang man han quan xi |
| [26:48.69] | yu: zhe hai mei shang zheng shi cai na |
| [26:50.73] | guo: mei you, hai mei you, tou yi ge cai |
| [26:52.94] | yu: shen me |
| [26:53.38] | guo: zheng yang gao zheng xiong zhang zheng lu wei er shao hua ya shao chu ji shao zi e |
| [27:02.12] | lu zhu lu ya jiang ji la rou song hua xiao du r liang rou xiang chang shi jin su pan xun ji bai du r qing zheng ba bao zhu jiang mi niang ya zi |
| [27:09.39] | guan er ye ji guan er an chun lu shi jin lu zi e shan ji tu pu cai mang yin yu qing zheng ha shi ma hui ya si hui ya yao hui ya tiao qing ban ya si huang xin guan er |
| [27:12.97] | men bai shan men huang shan dou gu nian yu guo shao li yu guo shao nian yu qing ban jia yu zhua chao li yu zhua chao dui xia ruan zha li ji ruan zha ji shi jin tao chang ma su you juan er |
| [27:22.49] | liu xian mo liu yu pu er liu yu du er liu yu pian er cu liu rou pian er hui san xian hui bai mo hui zheng dan chao yin si hui man yu chao bai xia qiang qing ha chao mian yu qiang lu sun fu rong yan cai |
| [27:26.67] | chao xia ren er hui xia ren er hui yao hua er hui hai shen er guo shao hai shen guo shao bai cai zha pian er chao tian ji gui hua chi zi qing zheng chi zi qing zheng jiang yao zhu tang liu qian shi mi ban ji si er ban du si er shi jin dou fu shi jin ding er |
| [27:35.70] | zao xia zao xie zao yu zao liu yu pian er |
| [27:39.77] | liu xie rou chao xie rou zheng nan gua niang wo gua chao si gua men dong gua men ji zhang men sun liu jiao bai jia gan er shai lu rou ya geng xie rou geng san xian mu xi tang |
| [27:47.52] | hong wan zi bai wan zi liu wan zi zha wan zi nan jian wan zi mu xi wan zi san xian wan zi si xi wan zi le zha wan zi dou fu wan zi xian xia wan zi yu fu wan zi cuan wan zi |
| [27:53.00] | yi pin rou ying tao rou ma ya rou hong dun rou huang dun rou tan zi rou fu lu rou song rou kou rou kao rou da chao bai rou jiang dou fu rou |
| [27:58.02] | hong zhou zi bai zhou zi shui jing zhou zi mi la zhou zi jiang dou fu zhou zi |
| [28:00.44] | cuan yang rou jiang yang rou. shao yang rou kao yang rou wu xiang yang rou bao yang rou. tun san yang er bao san yang er hui yin si hui san zi san xian yu chi li zi ji jian tun huo li yu shi ban ya tong zi ji. |
| [28:09.18] | guo: ni ba ba chi wan yi mo xiong pu shi ha ha yi xiao |
| [28:11.69] | yu: bao le? |
| [28:12.43] | guo: cheng si le? |
| [28:13.11] | yu: cheng si le? |
| [28:13.95] | wan OwO |
| [28:15.08] |
| [00:00.09] | guō: rén lái de bù shǎo |
| [00:01.44] | yú: āi |
| [00:02.26] | guō: gāng cái shì liǎng wèi lǎo xiān shēng |
| [00:03.59] | yú: āi |
| [00:04.10] | guō: liú wén bù, wáng wén lín |
| [00:05.03] | yú: shì |
| [00:05.68] | guō: xiàng sheng jiè de liǎng wèi qián bèi, ràng tā men xià qù xiū xī yī huì ér, huàn shàng wǒ men liǎng gè rén gěi dà huǒ zhè ér xiā shuō |
| [00:11.75] | yú: xiā shuō a |
| [00:12.83] | guō: jīn tiān shì běi jīng xiàng sheng dà huì de fēng xiāng yǎn chū |
| [00:15.57] | yú: zuì hòu yì tiān |
| [00:16.45] | guō: āi, chūn jié qián de zuì hòu yì tiān |
| [00:18.00] | yú: |
| [00:18.73] | guō: chūn jié hòu zài kāi, jiù shì zhēng yuè chū sān |
| [00:21.64] | yú: āi |
| [00:22.60] | guō: xī wàng dà huǒ ér hái lái pěng chǎng, hòu tái lái shuō yě suàn de shàng shì rén cái jǐ jǐ, gāng cái wáng wén lín wáng xiān shēng |
| [00:32.26] | guō: tā fù qīn shì wáng cháng yǒu |
| [00:32.66] | yú: shì |
| [00:33.67] | guō: shī fū ne, shì liú bǎo ruì |
| [00:35.20] | yú: liú xiān shēng |
| [00:36.01] | guō: āi, zhè gè liú wén bù xiān shēng ne, shì yáng shǎo kuí de dì zǐ |
| [00:39.10] | yú: nín kàn kàn |
| [00:39.66] | guō: xú dé liàng, zhāng wén shùn zhāng xiān shēng de dì zǐ |
| [00:43.34] | yú: duì |
| [00:43.96] | guō: tā shī yé shì tóng dà fāng |
| [00:46.08] | yú: yǒu gē yǒu men ér |
| [00:46.95] | guō: liú yì |
| [00:47.97] | yú: |
| [00:48.53] | guō: mèng fán guì de dì zǐ |
| [00:49.72] | yú: ó |
| [00:50.34] | guō: tā shī yé shì bǎo sān ér |
| [00:51.90] | yú: bǎo sān ér a, liào jiāo dé a |
| [00:55.45] | guō: tā men..... tā men bú shì liào jiāo zhè yī mén ér de ma |
| [00:57.51] | yú: nǎ zhè yī mén ér ya |
| [00:58.42] | guō: bú shì a..... |
| [00:59.30] | mèng: shuí a shuí a |
| [01:00.54] | guō: zài zhè a |
| [01:01.12] | yú: jí le! zhǎo nǐ lái le! |
| [01:03.23] | guō: huí qù ba huí qù ba, duì bù qǐ a gè wèi a, méi xùn hǎo, gào sù nǐ men shuān shàng nǐ men bù tīng |
| [01:10.28] | yú: liàng jià zi de a |
| [01:11.51] | guō: hái shì shuāi jiāo de a, hái shì shuāi jiāo de a |
| [01:15.25] | guō: zhè shì kāi wán xiào, zuì jìn wǒ men zhǔn bèi gěi fán guì shī gē bàn yí gè wǔ tái cóng yì sān zhōu nián jì niàn yǎn chū |
| [01:20.91] | yú: hǎo ma, wǒ hái yǐ wéi nín zhè jiù yào shuō zhèng jīng de le ne |
| [01:23.28] | guō: sān nián zhī qián hái shì shuāi jiāo de. zhè wèi lǎo shī dà huǒ yǒu shú xī yǒu bù shú xī de |
| [01:28.79] | yú: bù shú xī |
| [01:29.41] | guō: yú qiān |
| [01:30.14] | yú: duì |
| [01:30.65] | guō: yú qiān nà |
| [01:32.20] | yú: o |
| [01:33.11] | guō: hǎo a |
| [01:34.35] | yú: hǎo shén me a |
| [01:35.99] | guō: zài wǒ xīn mù dāng zhōng lái shuō |
| [01:37.85] | yú: ēn |
| [01:38.39] | guō: shì gè liǎo bù qǐ de rén |
| [01:40.40] | yú: bié zhè me pěng wǒ |
| [01:41.84] | guō: zhēn de a, zhè shì běi jīng shì qǔ yì tuán de yǎn yuán |
| [01:44.78] | yú: duì |
| [01:45.57] | guō: cóng xiǎo xué yì |
| [01:47.72] | yú: |
| [01:48.14] | guō: zhè me xiē nián le |
| [01:48.59] | yú: kē bān |
| [01:49.13] | guō: shén me dōu xué guò |
| [01:50.91] | yú: |
| [01:51.44] | guō: kuài bǎn yě xué guò, hái xué guò qín shū |
| [01:53.28] | yú: hái chàng guò jǐ jù |
| [01:55.28] | guō: běi jīng qín shū |
| [01:55.77] | yú: |
| [01:56.30] | guō: guān xué céng guān xiān shēng céng jīng xiǎng shōu tā, méi xué, méi xué |
| [01:58.93] | yú: méi xué? |
| [01:59.72] | guō: āi, hòu lái gǎi de zhè gè xiàng sheng |
| [02:04.30] | yú: ó |
| [02:05.43] | guō: zuì jìn shè zú yǐng shì yè |
| [02:07.85] | yú: āi yōu pāi guò jǐ gè xì |
| [02:09.52] | guō: diàn yǐng, diàn shì jù, guǎng gào, dōu gàn guò |
| [02:10.77] | yú: duì |
| [02:11.61] | guō: zuì jìn zhè liǎng tiān, zhōng yāng diàn shì tái shí huà shí shuō lán mù zhǎo tā zuò jiā bīn |
| [02:15.00] | yú: shí huà shí shuō |
| [02:16.44] | guō: jīn tiān zhōng wǔ yòu lái diàn huà shuō bié qù la |
| [02:18.14] | yú: zěn me yòu bù qù le? |
| [02:19.24] | guō: tīng shuō nǐ bù shuō shí huà |
| [02:21.78] | yú: wǒ lǎo shuō xiā huà a? |
| [02:23.98] | guō: bù ràng qù, yú qiān zài wǒ xīn mù dāng zhōng a, jiù shì yí gè wán rén |
| [02:28.82] | yú: piàn zi |
| [02:29.89] | guō: wán rén |
| [02:30.88] | yú: méi yǒu |
| [02:31.36] | guō: wán le, zhè rén wán le, wán le |
| [02:33.67] | yú: wán le a |
| [02:35.03] | guō: wán rén, shuō liáng xīn huà a |
| [02:36.92] | yú: ēn |
| [02:37.35] | guō: nǐ yào bù shuō xiàng sheng, nǐ huó zài shì shàng dōu nán |
| [02:40.31] | yú: zěn me de |
| [02:42.00] | guō: méi jiàn guò zhè me hán chěn de rén, zhēn de a |
| [02:45.82] | yú: wǒ a |
| [02:46.44] | guō: hán chěn de rén zán men jiàn guò bù shǎo |
| [02:50.14] | yú: |
| [02:50.57] | guō: dàn shì méi yǒu nǐ zhè me hán chěn de, zhēn de |
| [02:51.87] | yú: bù zhì yú ba wǒ |
| [02:52.46] | guō: zhēn de, shuō xiàng sheng de lǐ biān, yì bān lái shuō dōu shùn diǎn yǎn |
| [02:54.75] | yú: |
| [02:55.20] | guō: xiàng wǒ shì de, nǐ kàn kàn, jīng jīng shén shén ér de |
| [02:57.92] | yú: ēn ēn |
| [02:58.45] | guō: nǐ dào tā zhè, nǐ... huò |
| [03:00.09] | yú: zěn me le |
| [03:02.60] | guō: bù néng duō kàn |
| [03:06.55] | yú: duō kàn? |
| [03:07.26] | guō: duō kàn xīn zàng shòu bù liǎo |
| [03:09.55] | yú: bù.... wǒ zì jǐ gǎn jué bù cuò |
| [03:11.95] | guō: nǐ kàn kàn nǐ kàn kàn zhè gè rén a |
| [03:13.96] | yú: a |
| [03:14.35] | guō: tā bù zhī dào chǒu jùn |
| [03:14.98] | yú: chǒu? |
| [03:16.39] | guō: yō zhuǎn tóu yào tǔ |
| [03:18.00] | yú: nín yào... nín jiù zhí jiē chōng nà biān, méi guān xì |
| [03:20.20] | guō: a |
| [03:20.74] | yú: zěn me le |
| [03:21.41] | guō: nǐ zhè rén zhǎng de méi zhè me hán chěn |
| [03:22.85] | yú: wǒ zěn me hán chěn le? |
| [03:24.15] | guō: shuō liáng xīn huà a |
| [03:25.26] | yú: |
| [03:25.82] | guō: nà nián wǒ men yí kuài ér, yī dà bāng shuō xiàng sheng de, shàng shùn yì yǒu gè yǎng zhū chǎng, wǒ men cān guān qù |
| [03:30.12] | yú: |
| [03:31.04] | guō: yī jìn mén ér rén chǎng zhǎng hěn gāo xìng, xiè xiè gè wèi xiè xiè guāng lín xiè xiè guāng lín |
| [03:35.03] | yú: rén gāo xìng ma |
| [03:36.05] | guō: ná chū yī gēn hóng shéng ér lái, zài tā gē bó shàng shuān shàng |
| [03:38.28] | yú: shuān wǒ gàn ma a |
| [03:39.72] | guō: pà jìn qù gēn zhū fēn bù chū lái |
| [03:41.32] | yú: méi tīng shuō guò! |
| [03:46.47] | guō: nǐ kàn kàn |
| [03:47.12] | yú: bù zhì yú! |
| [03:47.77] | guō: xiǎng dé... xiǎng dé zhōu dào |
| [03:49.10] | yú: shén me zhōu dào a? |
| [03:49.78] | guō: 1997 nián 7 yuè 1 hào xiāng gǎng huí guī nà tiān, wǒ men dà huǒ bǎ tā guān zài wū zi lǐ yì tiān méi ràng chū lái |
| [03:55.34] | yú: chū lái ne? |
| [03:56.13] | guō: zhè chū lái yīng guó rén kàn jiàn zài fǎn huǐ le, zài bù gěi le! |
| [03:58.96] | yú: yīn wèi wǒ? |
| [04:01.24] | guō: nà nǎ shuō de zhǔn qù |
| [04:02.40] | yú: méi tīng shuō guò |
| [04:03.53] | guō: shì bú shì, wǒ men shàng shāng chǎng wán qù, yī jìn shāng chǎng |
| [04:05.52] | yú: |
| [04:06.41] | guō: liù ge xiǎo jiě guò lái bǎ tā wéi shàng le |
| [04:08.31] | yú: ài kàn wǒ |
| [04:09.61] | guō: pà nǐ tōu dōng xī, nǐ kàn |
| [04:11.70] | yú: wǒ zhǎng de xiàng xiǎo tōu? |
| [04:12.85] | guō: a, zhè yī chū qù, zhuī wěi shì jiàn hěn duō. duang! duang!, yī chē duì yī chē |
| [04:16.81] | yú: |
| [04:17.57] | guō: sī jī xià lái mǎn liǎn xuè |
| [04:18.56] | yú: yō |
| [04:19.01] | guō: dōu zhǐ zhe tā |
| [04:19.77] | yú: gàn ma a |
| [04:20.20] | guō: jǐng chá, dǎi tā! dǎi tā! |
| [04:21.27] | yú: dǎi wǒ gàn má a? |
| [04:22.04] | guō: dǎi tā, bù kàn tā hái zhuàng bù shàng ne |
| [04:24.32] | yú: hē, wǒ jiù nà me... nà me gāo de huí tóu lǜ ma |
| [04:27.63] | guō: jiù dào zhè dì bù |
| [04:28.25] | yú: ēn ēn |
| [04:28.79] | guō: hǎo hǎo... hǎo hǎo shuō xiàng sheng, lí le zhè xíng jiù huó bù liǎo le |
| [04:32.37] | yú: zěn me le...... xiǎo shēng |
| [04:33.36] | guō: yǒu lǎo shī ma? |
| [04:33.73] | yú: yǒu a |
| [04:34.75] | guō: ó, yǒu lǎo shī shuí a? |
| [04:35.71] | yú: shí fù kuān, shí xiān shēng |
| [04:37.57] | guō: shí fù kuān shí xiān shēng |
| [04:39.01] | yú: āi wǒ men xiān shēng shí fù kuān |
| [04:39.86] | guō: ó, nǐ men xiān shēng shí fù kuān? nǐ shì tā tài tài? |
| [04:41.44] | yú: duì....... shén me jiào wǒ shì tā tài tài a? |
| [04:46.27] | guō: wǒ men chū qù tīng rén jiè shào, zhè shì wǒ xiān shēng |
| [04:47.94] | yú: a |
| [04:48.33] | guō: zhè shì wǒ tài tài, zhè shì... zhè shì yī duì r |
| [04:51.47] | yú: wǒ men.. wǒ men zhè xíng bù zhè me jiě shì, xiān shēng jiù shì lǎo shī |
| [04:54.29] | guō: jiù shì lǎo shī |
| [04:54.72] | yú: duì |
| [04:55.14] | guō: hǎo hào xué, hǎo hào xué |
| [04:56.81] | yú: a |
| [04:57.29] | guō: jīn tiān kàn jiàn nǐ wǒ hěn xīn wèi |
| [04:58.42] | yú: zěn me xīn... |
| [04:59.38] | guō: wǒ zhēn de hěn xīn wèi a |
| [05:01.33] | yú: zěn me le |
| [05:02.04] | guō: hǎo, nín jīn nián.. guì gēng a |
| [05:03.89] | yú: nín bié kè qi, wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ 36 |
| [05:06.03] | guō: ràng wǒ gǎn kǎi a, 36 suì |
| [05:08.29] | yú: a |
| [05:09.12] | guō: xiǎng dāng chū xiàng sheng qián bèi xiǎo mó gū |
| [05:10.68] | yú: |
| [05:11.63] | guō: 29 suì jiù sǐ le, hǎo rén bù cháng shòu a, shì ba, huò hài sān shí.. sān shí jǐ? |
| [05:20.14] | yú: 36 a |
| [05:21.36] | guō: huò hài 36 nián, a |
| [05:22.13] | yú: méi zhè me shuō de |
| [05:23.15] | guō: zhè bù.... |
| [05:24.64] | yú: huò hài yī qiān nián |
| [05:25.54] | guō: huò hài.. nǐ màn màn áo zhe, màn màn áo zhe |
| [05:27.33] | yú: áo yě áo bú dào yī qiān |
| [05:29.00] | guō: yǒu zhè me yì tiān a, wǒ de mù dì shì hǎo de a |
| [05:31.94] | yú: a |
| [05:32.68] | guō: xī wàng nǐ jiàn kāng cháng shòu, xī wàng dà huǒ ér dōu cháng shòu, jiàn kāng |
| [05:36.03] | yú: duì a |
| [05:36.78] | guō: xiàng nǐ zhè gè yǎn yuán duō huó xiē nián, gěi dà huǒ dài lái duō dà de lè qù |
| [05:40.21] | yú: wǒ shuō de hǎo ma |
| [05:41.17] | guō: wǒ.... shuō de dǎo shì cì yào de, mú yàng zhǎng de hǎo zhī dào ma, wǒ men mén kǒu hǎo jǐ gè shàng yè bān de, dōu yào tā xiàng piān |
| [05:44.67] | yú: gàn ma a |
| [05:49.22] | guō: dài zhe bì xié |
| [05:49.87] | yú: ná wǒ dāng pàn guān le |
| [05:51.64] | guō: áng, jiā lǐ hái zi yī nào, ná xiàng piān gēn qián ér yī huǎng, dāng shí hái zi jiù shuì jiào, nǐ shuō zhè wán yì ér duō líng a, zhè dé... zhè dé gǎn xiè fù mǔ, a |
| [06:01.52] | yú: bú shì wǒ zhǎo nǐ rě nǐ le wǒ |
| [06:02.50] | guō: bú shì wǒ jiù shì gāo xìng |
| [06:04.08] | yú: bú shì nǐ gāo xìng nǐ nǐ ná wǒ sā shén me fǎ zǐ |
| [06:06.22] | guō: wǒ.. wǒ yì bān gēn qīn jìn de rén dōu zhè yàng |
| [06:07.89] | yú: wǒ ya |
| [06:08.66] | guō: áng |
| [06:09.38] | yú: nǐ shǎo gēn wǒ qīn jìn |
| [06:09.84] | guō: wǒ jiàn zhe zì jǐ rén wǒ xīn lǐ tòng kuài |
| [06:11.05] | yú: bú shì.... |
| [06:11.82] | guō: wǒ gēn wài rén bù zhè yàng a, gēn wài rén jiàn miàn yì diǎn tóu, nǐ hǎo, zài jiàn, zǒu le |
| [06:16.99] | yú: zěn me yàng a |
| [06:19.78] | guō: wéi dú qiáo zì gě rén, wǒ dǎ xīn lǐ wǒ tòng kuài |
| [06:20.80] | yú: zhè me shuō nín ná wǒ dāng zì jǐ rén? |
| [06:21.92] | guō: méi ná nǐ dāng wài rén nà |
| [06:23.49] | yú: ō... |
| [06:24.27] | guō: nǐ.... bié zháo jí a |
| [06:25.34] | yú: a |
| [06:26.10] | guō: dà huǒ bù liǎo jiě yú qiān a, yǒu pí qì |
| [06:27.48] | yú: shuí yī rén ér yǒu gè tǔ xìng ér de..... |
| [06:29.26] | guō: nà shi, shì lóng jiù yǒu xìng a |
| [06:30.67] | yú: |
| [06:31.51] | guō: zhè rén, chòu zuǐ bù chòu xīn, zhēn de a |
| [06:34.48] | yú: zěn me nà me biè niǔ zhè.. |
| [06:35.97] | guō: chòu zuǐ bù chòu xīn, nǐ kàn, xīn yǎn ér hǎo, zuǐ chòu nà shi wèi kǒu de shì ér, shì ba |
| [06:39.37] | yú: shén me luàn qī bā zāo de |
| [06:41.42] | guō: xīn gān jìng, xīn gān jìng, nǐ gēn tā shuō huà nǐ dǎng zhe diǎn ér, méi shì ér, méi shì ér, chòu zuǐ bù chòu xīn |
| [06:46.24] | yú: nín qiáo wǒ zhè mú yàng zhè yàng, zuǐ zài chòu, wǒ hái yào de yào bù dé le |
| [06:50.42] | guō: hǎo a, hǎo a |
| [06:51.76] | yú: a? |
| [06:52.56] | guō: dǎ xiǎo xué xiàng sheng, qǔ yì tuán nà yī kē yī dà bāng, shén me tíng kǎi a nǐ men zhè dōu yī fǎ ér de, shì bú shì |
| [06:57.02] | yú: ēn |
| [06:57.68] | guō: zǎo xiān tā yě dòu gén a, yě zhàn wài miàn |
| [07:00.45] | yú: yě zhàn zhè biān |
| [07:01.39] | guō: zhàn wài miàn, hòu lái shí zài méi bàn fǎ le |
| [07:02.99] | yú: zěn me le |
| [07:04.11] | guō: tā nǎo zi shāo wēi de qiàn quē yì diǎn, yīn wèi wǒ gēn tā bú jiàn wài, wǒ shí huà shí shuō a |
| [07:09.20] | yú: jīn ér wǒ dǎo méi jiù dǎo méi nín zhè shí huà shí shuō shàng le nǐ zhī dào ma, zěn me le nǐ.. zěn me le.. |
| [07:11.32] | guō: wǒ zhǔn bèi, wǒ míng tiān shí huà shí shuō zuò jiā bīn, nǐ zhī dào ma, bù ràng nǐ qù huàn de wǒ |
| [07:14.69] | yú: bú shì, nǐ zěn me.... wǒ nǎo zi zěn me le nǐ shuō |
| [07:18.29] | guō: nǎo zi..... bú shì wǒ shuō a, zhè ér dài fū gěi nín ná X guāng shén me wán yì ér luàn qī bā gěi tā zhào guò, nǎo rén ér gēn sōng zǐ ér zhè me dà, yī nǎo.... |
| [07:24.14] | yú: yǒu zhè me dà nǎo rén ér..... |
| [07:26.56] | guō: yī nǎo dài dòu zhī ér nǐ zhī dào ma, méi bàn fǎ, zhè dōu dǎ ruò zhì nà biān kè lóng guò lái de, shí huà shí shuō, wǒ zhè rén... |
| [07:30.21] | yú: shén me |
| [07:31.33] | guō: wǒ zhè rén bú huì bāo biǎn rén zhī dào ma |
| [07:34.73] | yú: nín hái bú huì bāo biǎn rén nà? |
| [07:37.05] | guō: wǒ shì zhēn xīn shí yì de jiāo péng yǒu, shì ba |
| [07:39.59] | yú: wǒ dōu ràng nín bāo biǎn de méi rén le |
| [07:40.89] | guō: zhēn.. zhēn xīn shí yì, fā zì nèi xīn, xiàng téng zì jǐ ér zi shì de jiāo péng yǒu zhī dào ma |
| [07:46.81] | yú: nà.. nǎ ér shàng lái bàn tiān yī jù rén huà méi yǒu. wǒ zhāo nǐ rě nǐ le? |
| [07:51.20] | guō: nǎ jù bú shì rén huà? |
| [07:52.10] | yú: zěn me.. shàng lái yǐ hòu nǐ shuō guò hǎo de ma? |
| [07:53.87] | guō: wǒ gāo xìng a |
| [07:54.70] | yú: nǐ gāo xìng jiù shuō wǒ a |
| [07:55.72] | guō: wǒ kàn jiàn nǐ men zhèi xiē nián qīng rén wǒ gāo xìng, shì ma, nǐ tīng wǒ zhè pǔ tōng huà, nǐ qiáo, hēng |
| [07:59.53] | yú: xíng dèng yǎn |
| [08:01.21] | guō: bié dèng yǎn, bié dèng yǎn |
| [08:05.47] | yú: bú shì wǒ dèng yǎn, nín zhè méi yǒu zhè me shuō huà de |
| [08:06.87] | guō: qiáo jiàn nǐ wǒ tòng kuài |
| [08:08.36] | yú: tòng kuài nín jiù shuō wǒ... shuō wǒ zhè gè |
| [08:09.60] | guō: tài tòng kuài le, zǒu, zán liǎ... zǒu, wài miàn, zán liǎ wài miàn, zǒu, chū qù, nǐ gǎn ma? nǐ gǎn ma? zǒu wài miàn r |
| [08:19.68] | yú: bú shì nín shuō wǒ bàn tiān nín hái yào dǎ wǒ yī dùn shì zěn me zhāo.... |
| [08:21.82] | guō: nǐ.. nǐ gēn wǒ chū qù nǐ gǎn ma? nǐ gǎn ma? zán.. zán chī fàn qù? a |
| [08:28.04] | yú: xià wǒ yī tiào |
| [08:28.88] | guō: yě xià wǒ yī tiào, áng |
| [08:29.93] | yú: hǎo... má gǎn dǎ láng liǎng tóu hài pà |
| [08:33.16] | guō: zhēn pà nǐ méi tīng míng bái jiù gěi wǒ yī zuǐ bā |
| [08:35.01] | yú: nǐ yě yǒu hài pà de shí hòu |
| [08:37.08] | guō: bú shì hài pà, jiù shì fáng rén zhī xīn bù lái kě wú |
| [08:39.59] | yú: hǎo ma, zhè diǎn xīn yǎn ér yòng de |
| [08:41.73] | guō: zǒu, zán liǎ chī fàn |
| [08:42.93] | yú: chī fàn..... gàn ma a |
| [08:44.39] | guō: wǒ qǐng nǐ, nián xì le, nǐ zěn me yě de lái dùn bǎo fàn a |
| [08:47.45] | yú: wǒ è yī nián le wǒ |
| [08:50.61] | guō: bú shì, jīn ér ràng nǐ tòng kuài, ràng nǐ rèn shi rèn shi wǒ, zǒu, chī fàn qù ma? |
| [08:54.92] | yú: wǒ lǎo tīng zhe zhè me shèn de huāng, zhēn chī fàn jiǎ chī fàn? |
| [08:58.97] | guō: nǐ kàn, chī fàn qù, chī fàn yǒu shén me shèn dé huāng, shàng wǒ men jiā chī qù, kāi chéng bù gōng |
| [09:02.31] | yú: |
| [09:03.36] | guō: yì bān rén bù gǎn ràng rén shàng jiā qù a, wǒ méi shì a |
| [09:06.41] | yú: nín? |
| [09:08.26] | guō: zǒu, shàng wǒ men jiā qù, nòng bù sǐ nǐ? |
| [09:10.96] | yú: nòng sǐ wǒ? |
| [09:12.81] | guō: bú shì.. chēng bù sǐ nǐ? hǎo chī de, dōu shì hǎo chī de |
| [09:16.62] | yú: hēng, nín liào xià jià zi zài shuō huà zěn me yàng? nín qǐng kè jiù qǐng kè, nín zhè mú yàng wǒ bù gǎn qù |
| [09:22.66] | guō: nǐ rèn pián yí ba, nǐ yào shì gēn fán guì ér shī gē shuō huà bǐ zhè hái lì hài |
| [09:25.72] | yú: hǎo ma, shàng wǒ jiā qù? |
| [09:26.94] | guō: chī fàn qù? gèng lì hài zhī dào ma |
| [09:31.05] | yú: xíng la, zhēn qǐng kè ma |
| [09:32.59] | guō: zhēn qǐng kè |
| [09:33.56] | yú: qǐng kè wǒ jiù qù |
| [09:34.26] | guō: chī diǎn hǎo de |
| [09:34.91] | yú: kě yǐ |
| [09:35.38] | guō: wǒ jiā.... hē jiǔ ma? |
| [09:36.32] | yú: néng hē liǎng kǒu |
| [09:37.15] | guō: nǐ kàn, hē |
| [09:37.80] | yú: |
| [09:38.44] | guō: wǒ tài tòng kuài le |
| [09:39.41] | yú: |
| [09:40.40] | guō: wǒ jiù zhǎo bu zháo gēn wǒ yí kuài ér hē jiǔ de rén a |
| [09:41.18] | yú: zhǎo jiǔ yǒu a |
| [09:41.92] | guō: zán liǎ yí kuài ér hē |
| [09:42.75] | yú: wǒ.. kě yǐ! |
| [09:43.49] | guō: wǒ jiā lǐ hái yǒu yī píng máo pái... máo... |
| [09:44.29] | yú: máo shén me? |
| [09:46.43] | guō: máo... máo tái! |
| [09:47.18] | yú: máo tái? |
| [09:48.05] | guō: wǒ jiā lǐ hái yǒu yī píng ér máo tái de.... píng ér, duì diǎn kāi shuǐ, gài shang gài yī huàng yōu, dǎ lái gài r yī wén, hē, pēn ér xiāng! |
| [09:55.08] | yú: jiǎ jiǔ a? |
| [09:57.24] | guō: pēn ér xiāng! |
| [09:58.23] | yú: nín zuò guò zhè gè shì zěn me zhāo? |
| [09:59.54] | guō: méi yǒu |
| [10:00.37] | yú: nà nín nòng zhè gè gàn ma a |
| [10:01.14] | guō: jiù shì ràng nǐ xiān wén wén |
| [10:02.04] | yú: wǒ wén... wǒ wén guò |
| [10:03.25] | guō: bié, bié hē bái jiǔ, bié hē bái jiǔ, jiǔ yào shǎo chī shì yào duō zhī, hē bái jiǔ hē duō liǎo bù hǎo, pí jiǔ! |
| [10:08.30] | yú: pí jiǔ yě xíng |
| [10:12.53] | guō: xíng ma? |
| [10:13.28] | yú: xíng, kě yǐ |
| [10:14.30] | guō: néng hē diǎn ma |
| [10:15.32] | yú: néng néng néng |
| [10:16.16] | guō: nǐ qiáo, yù jiàn zhī yīn le |
| [10:16.74] | yú: āi |
| [10:17.09] | guō: zán liǎ rén lái sì píng.. nà gè.. sān.. lái yī píng pí jiǔ |
| [10:18.70] | yú: zhè luò de dào kuài a zhè gè |
| [10:20.92] | guō: lái yī píng pí jiǔ |
| [10:22.88] | yú: yī píng gòu shuí hē de a? |
| [10:23.96] | guō: jì zhe nǐ a |
| [10:25.01] | yú: jì zhe wǒ? |
| [10:26.37] | guō: nǐ hē shèng xià shì wǒ de, nǐ hē shèng.... hē shèng |
| [10:28.98] | yú: jiù yī píng.. |
| [10:29.90] | guō: shèng bù xià lā dào, shèng bù xià jiù suàn le, shèng bù xià jiù.. |
| [10:30.58] | yú: bù gòu hē a |
| [10:33.16] | guō: duì shuǐ, duì shuǐ |
| [10:36.40] | yú: pí jiǔ zài duì shuǐ? |
| [10:38.10] | guō: ài hē rè de duì rè shuǐ, hē liáng de duì liáng bái kāi, zá jiā yǒu, chǎng kāi le hē |
| [10:43.46] | yú: nǐ gān cuì ràng wǒ hē shuǐ bù jiù wán le ma |
| [10:44.58] | guō: nòng diǎn chá hē ba, nòng diǎn chá |
| [10:46.65] | yú: shuō gǎi shuǐ jiù gǎi shuǐ, nǐ kàn kàn |
| [10:48.50] | guō: nòng diǎn chá.... lái diǎn hǎo cài |
| [10:50.33] | yú: , chī cài |
| [10:51.45] | guō: hē! lái diǎn ér cài, lái diǎn shén me cài ne |
| [10:53.59] | yú: xiǎng xiǎng |
| [10:54.61] | guō: nǐ qù le kě bù néng tài jiǎn dān le |
| [10:56.10] | yú: hái dé fēng shèng diǎn |
| [10:57.95] | guō: emmmm..... lái yí gè.. huā shēng mǐ, hē! āi pāi zhuō |
| [11:04.09] | yú: dà cài? |
| [11:04.77] | guō: yí gè yí gè de! |
| [11:05.41] | yú: ēn ēn, kě bú shì ma, dài dū lū? nà shi cháng chóng zi le |
| [11:11.70] | guō: zán shì zhà zhe ya shì chǎo zhe ya? |
| [11:14.60] | yú: zhè huā shēng mǐ jiù béng nòng liǎng yàng le, zhè zhè zhè.... |
| [11:16.84] | guō: shì zhǔ? shì niǎn suì le ná sháo kuǎi zhe chī? |
| [11:18.60] | yú: xíng le, zěn me chī dōu chéng jiù huā shēng mǐ... |
| [11:21.39] | guō: pēn ér xiāng! |
| [11:22.38] | yú: |
| [11:23.03] | guō: hē! nǐ shāo lái, nǐ dài lái |
| [11:23.87] | yú: ? |
| [11:25.17] | guō: nǐ dài 80 jīn huā shēng mǐ lái |
| [11:26.66] | yú: wǒ dài 80 jīn huā shēng mǐ, guō: duì duì duì nǐ ná zì yóu shì chǎng mén kǒu yī mài? |
| [11:31.76] | guō: nà xiàng huà ma, nǐ kàn zhè shì wǒ shuō de ma, méi hǎo xīn yǎn zǐ, zàng xīn làn fèi zhī dào ma? |
| [11:36.77] | yú: fèi huà! nǐ qǐng wǒ chī huā shēng mǐ ràng wǒ dài 80 jīn qù a |
| [11:39.85] | guō: wǒ men mén kǒu bù hǎo mǎi, zhī dào ma, bù hǎo mǎi |
| [11:43.46] | yú: bù hǎo mǎi mǎi gè èr sān jīn bù jiù wán le ma |
| [11:44.48] | guō: xíng xíng.... yǒu jiù bàn, méi yǒu jiù suàn le, āi, lái yí gè, huáng guā bàn fěn pí r, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [11:51.55] | yú: zhè jiào yí gè sù a |
| [11:53.89] | guō: xiǎo huáng guā dǐng huā dài cì ér, hē zhè gè nèn a, kàn zhe jiù hǎo! |
| [11:56.96] | yú: hǎo, chī ma |
| [11:59.00] | guō: pā pā pā pāi suì le gē diǎn suàn yī chī duō hǎo |
| [12:00.28] | yú: hǎo hǎo |
| [12:01.70] | guō: wǒ mǎi qù, wǒ mǎi qù |
| [12:03.00] | yú: mǎi qù ba |
| [12:03.89] | guō: wǒ mǎi, wǒ qù.. dāng rán la nèn huáng guā bù hǎo xún, zhǐ yào mǎi zhe le zán jiù bàn |
| [12:09.84] | yú: mǎi bù zháo? |
| [12:10.40] | guō: jiù suàn le |
| [12:10.71] | yú: dǎ zhè ér jiù biē zhe suàn le ne |
| [12:13.37] | guō: hái yǒu sōng huā dàn ne, hēi, āi yā měi sǐ wǒ le gào sù nǐ men, sōng huā dàn... |
| [12:18.85] | yú: chī zhe shén me le nǐ jiù měi sǐ le |
| [12:20.16] | guō: sōng huā dàn, āi yā, wǒ dōu bù děng guò shēng rì le a |
| [12:23.71] | yú: |
| [12:24.52] | guō: zán.. zán chī sōng huā dàn |
| [12:25.44] | yú: āi, nín jiù zì dāng nín shēng rì.... |
| [12:27.11] | guō: nǐ jiù shì huáng shàng le, nǐ le de me, nǐ chī.... |
| [12:28.13] | yú: wǒ chī yī sōng huā dàn jiù huáng shàng le wǒ |
| [12:29.75] | guō: hǎo a.... yǒu pí r, bō kāi le, qiè dé le |
| [12:34.55] | yú: |
| [12:35.42] | guō: lái diǎn ér jiāng mò lái diǎn ér xiāng yóu |
| [12:36.62] | yú: |
| [12:37.71] | guō: yī... hǎo, hǎo chī, bù guò yǒu rén bù ài chī a |
| [12:39.50] | yú: wǒ ài chī! |
| [12:40.40] | guō: a? bù chī jiù suàn le |
| [12:41.35] | yú: wǒ zhè me rāng rng dōu shuō wǎn le a |
| [12:44.40] | guō: bù chī suàn le |
| [12:47.02] | yú: suàn le suàn le |
| [12:48.42] | guō: sōng huā dàn.... |
| [12:50.52] | yú: suàn le nà zán chī shén me a |
| [12:52.66] | guō: emmm... zhè shì.. zhè shì xiǎo cài r, zhè shì xiǎo cài r |
| [12:54.91] | yú: |
| [12:55.72] | guō: zán dé, wǒ gěi nǐ zhǔn bèi diǎn hǎo de zhū shí, hǎo ma |
| [12:58.07] | yú: zhū shí a? |
| [13:00.21] | guō: zěn me zhāo? |
| [13:01.12] | yú: zhǔ shí! |
| [13:02.50] | guō: zhǔ shí! |
| [13:03.89] | yú: méi cài nǐ dé chī zhǔ shí ba |
| [13:05.41] | guō: tā zhè gè shé tou yǒu wèn tí a, ? xiǎo shēng |
| [13:06.81] | yú: wǒ a? |
| [13:08.02] | guō: zhǔ shí! duì! |
| [13:08.82] | yú: zhǔ shí, nǐ shuō cuò le |
| [13:10.13] | guō: zán men chī jiǎo zi |
| [13:11.33] | yú: āi, jiǎo zi hǎo |
| [13:14.70] | guō: āi, éi hēi! pāi shǒu jiǎo zi! a? |
| [13:16.25] | yú: méi chī yào zhè wèi chū lái le |
| [13:19.12] | guō: a? zěn me yàng? |
| [13:21.11] | yú: nǐ huàn le yòu shì zěn me jiǎng de.... nǐ zhè xiàng shì méi zhě ér shì zěn me zhāo bào qiàn zhè duàn tīng bù qīng, nǐ yǎng guò qù nǐ zài? |
| [13:26.46] | guō: wǒ xīng fèn nà |
| [13:27.77] | yú: xīng fèn chī.... |
| [13:29.07] | guō: jiǎo zi, āi yōu jiǎo zi, hē! cuō shǒu tài hǎo le! |
| [13:32.23] | yú: yě bù zhī shuí è le yī nián le |
| [13:33.56] | guō: tài hǎo le, wǒ yī tīng wǒ jiù, wǒ jiù xīng fèn |
| [13:40.99] | yú: |
| [13:42.35] | guō: zán duō lái jǐ zhǒng xiàn ér |
| [13:43.31] | yú: ó? |
| [13:44.48] | guō: yáng ròu bái cài hǎo niú ròu dà cōng zhè bù cuò zhū ròu jiǔ huáng xíng jī ròu xiāng gū, hǎi sān xiān, sù sān xiān! hēi pāi shǒu wǒ tè xǐ huān chī zhè gè, a, bō liǎng biàn zi suàn |
| [14:01.49] | yú: nín xiān děng huì ér nín xiān děng huì ér |
| [14:02.41] | guō: zán liǎng rén..... zěn me zhāo? |
| [14:03.93] | yú: liǎng biàn zi suàn a? |
| [14:04.86] | guō: jiù wèi le zhē zhē nǐ zuǐ lǐ nà wèi r |
| [14:07.08] | yú: nǐ yuàn yì wǒ jiù qù, bù yuàn yì jiù suàn le a |
| [14:11.45] | guō: shuō sǐ le! shuō sǐ..... chī jiǎo zi! |
| [14:13.84] | yú: jiǎo zi bù jiù wán le ma |
| [14:14.86] | guō: xíng ma? |
| [14:15.60] | yú: xíng |
| [14:16.20] | guō: zěn me yàng? |
| [14:16.72] | yú: kě yǐ |
| [14:17.18] | guō: míng tiān |
| [14:17.55] | yú: míng tiān |
| [14:18.86] | guō: míng tiān wǒ jiē nǐ ma, nǐ bù rèn shi, hǎo ma? |
| [14:20.24] | yú: kě yǐ a |
| [14:20.80] | guō: míng tiān zǎo chén sān diǎn bàn |
| [14:21.58] | yú: a |
| [14:22.23] | guō: sān diǎn bàn.... |
| [14:23.04] | yú: zǎo diǎn a |
| [14:23.87] | guō: xiāng shān guǐ jiàn chóu nà ér nǐ děng wǒ a, nǐ duō dài diǎn qián, bié gēn jiā lǐ rén shuō a, bié shuō a |
| [14:28.42] | yú: nǐ yào bǎng wǒ piào shì zěn me zhāo |
| [14:31.21] | guō: zàng xīn làn fèi ma, méi hǎo xīn yǎn zǐ ma |
| [14:33.44] | yú: bú shì nǐ sān diǎn bàn, yè lǐ, wǒ duō dài qián |
| [14:35.76] | guō: dài.... wǒ, wǒ pà nǐ huí jiā nǐ dǎ chē méi qián zěn me bàn ne, duì ma, wǒ hǎo xīn a, nǐ kàn duō shǎo zhǒng xiàn ér, a? jī ròu de zhū ròu de, jiù shuō shí zài bāo zhè wǔ gè jiǎo zi jiù gòu wǒ shòu de nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [14:47.31] | yú: qī zhōng xiàn ér bāo wǔ gè jiǎo zi a? bú shì nín zhè zěn me bāo fǎ ér a |
| [14:51.08] | guō: dà a, zán zhè jiǎo zi dǎ, zhè me dà gè le shì ma bǐ wǎn kǒu chī... wán ér mìng chī, jiù mán tou jiù mán tou, jiù mán tou |
| [14:55.85] | yú: nín zhè qióng rì zi guò guàn le dà gài |
| [14:59.25] | guō: xiàn ér nòng xián diǎn ér, hē |
| [15:00.47] | yú: a a a |
| [15:01.49] | guō: āi yā, hē, āi yā, tài hǎo le |
| [15:02.17] | yú: hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [15:03.34] | guō: wǒ hèn bù dé xiàn zài jiù dào zuǐ lǐ, hǎo, tài hǎo le |
| [15:05.85] | yú: zán shuō... děng huì ér ba |
| [15:07.24] | guō: a? |
| [15:08.36] | yú: shì nǐ qǐng wǒ a hái shì wǒ qǐng nǐ a |
| [15:09.28] | guō: wǒ qǐng nǐ a |
| [15:10.90] | yú: nǐ qǐng wǒ shì ma? |
| [15:11.89] | guō: wǒ qǐng nǐ |
| [15:12.72] | yú: nǐ qǐng wǒ nǐ jiě shén me chán ne gēn zhè ér |
| [15:13.84] | guō: wǒ... méi, wǒ jiù shì hào kè! hào kè |
| [15:15.82] | yú: hào kè shì hǎo chī a |
| [15:17.82] | guō: wǒ zhè rén tè hào kè nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [15:20.09] | yú: hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [15:21.30] | guō: shuō sǐ le |
| [15:22.00] | yú: xíng |
| [15:22.57] | guō: nà zhè yàng ba |
| [15:23.15] | yú: |
| [15:23.96] | guō: hái zhè ér jiàn ba |
| [15:24.89] | yú: āi, zhè ér wǒ rèn shi |
| [15:26.13] | guō: míng ér shàng wǔ shí diǎn bàn |
| [15:27.62] | yú: |
| [15:28.42] | guō: jiù zhè ér |
| [15:28.79] | yú: shí diǎn bàn? |
| [15:29.44] | guō: xíng ma |
| [15:30.00] | yú: xíng |
| [15:30.31] | guō: shuō sǐ le a |
| [15:30.65] | yú: méi wèn tí |
| [15:30.95] | guō: nǐ máng nǐ de, a, máng nǐ.. wǒ bù jiǎo huo, wǒ zǒu le zǒu xiàng hòu tái |
| [15:34.64] | yú: xíng |
| [15:35.38] | guō: máng nǐ de |
| [15:35.79] | yú: màn zǒu |
| [15:37.05] | guō: wǒ bù jiǎo huo nǐ a |
| [15:37.83] | yú: āi |
| [15:38.72] | guō: nǐ máng nǐ de, máng nǐ de |
| [15:40.03] | yú: xíng |
| [15:41.18] | guō: máng nǐ de, āi |
| [15:42.07] | yú: bú shì nǐ zǒu.... |
| [15:56.31] | guō: wǒ zǒu, wǒ huí jiā, wǒ huí jiā, máng nǐ de a, máng nǐ de xN |
| [15:56.93] | yú: zhè wèi, shàng lái shuō huà jiù méi pǔ zhāo rén bù ài tīng, nín shuō |
| [15:59.82] | guō: āi, yáng lǎo shī shàng tái wǒ jué zhè gè shì a |
| [16:03.25] | yú: bù shì bú shì, bié wǎng xià shuō le bié wǎng xià shuō le |
| [16:04.74] | guō: yǒu diǎn wèn tí |
| [16:06.04] | yú: yáng lǎo shī? |
| [16:06.90] | guō: nǐ jiù ná zhè bái cài lái shuō... |
| [16:07.90] | yú: bú shì.. děng děng.... béng bái cài |
| [16:09.57] | guō: nǐ jiù... yáng ròu bái... nǐ zěn me zhāo? |
| [16:11.71] | yú: yáng lǎo shī zěn me huí shì? |
| [16:12.91] | guō: nǐ xìng shén me? |
| [16:14.21] | yú: xìng yú |
| [16:15.14] | guō: xìng shén me nǐ bù chī fàn nà nǐ |
| [16:16.44] | yú: bú shì wǒ zhī nǐ qǐng shuí a wǒ jiù wèn nǐ..... |
| [16:20.62] | guō: jiù shì qǐng nǐ, qǐng nǐ, nǐ jiào shén me? |
| [16:22.47] | yú: wǒ xìng yú, wǒ jiào yú qiān |
| [16:23.68] | guō: yú qiān shì ma |
| [16:24.43] | yú: āi duì le |
| [16:24.73] | guō: nǐ fàng xīn, wǒ huí qù.. |
| [16:25.35] | yú: nǐ lǎo dīng zhe zhè yáng ròu bái cài le, nín jiào cuò le zhī.... |
| [16:27.05] | guō: zhī zhī zhī dào x3, yú qiān, wǒ liú yī xiàng piān èr jiā lǐ, liú yī xiàng piān er |
| [16:31.61] | yú: hái yǒu wǒ xiàng piān? |
| [16:33.56] | guō: ná zhēn zhā qiáng shàng ne, wǒ rèn shi, wǒ rèn shi, wǒ yǒu gè xiǎo de xiǎng fǎ |
| [16:35.57] | yú: shén me shì ba shén me shì? |
| [16:39.96] | guō: bù chéng shú de jiàn yì a |
| [16:40.58] | yú: nín shuō |
| [16:40.96] | guō: zán men dé hé jì hé jì zhè shì ér, zhè jiǎo zi tè má fán le |
| [16:42.64] | yú: jiù bāo qī ge hái má fán nà? |
| [16:44.21] | guō: qī ge nà shi nào zhe wán ér |
| [16:45.91] | yú: |
| [16:46.74] | guō: zhè duō shǎo pén xiàn ér, yī pén ér yī pén ér nòng, wán shì ér zài zhǔ, shuí gēn nǐ shuō huà, zài yí gè, wǒ gēn chú fáng nǐ gēn wū lǐ wǒ yě bù fàng xīn a shì bú shì, shì ba |
| [16:51.64] | yú: wǒ zhè gāng shuō gēn tā kè qì kè qì a |
| [16:57.40] | guō: bú shì, fáng rén zhī xīn bù kě wú, shì bú shì |
| [16:59.25] | yú: nín lǎo shì zhè jù, nín.... |
| [17:00.27] | guō: zán chī diǎn bié de bei |
| [17:01.61] | yú: zhè má fán dǎo shì |
| [17:02.51] | guō: lái diǎn jiǎn dān de |
| [17:03.35] | yú: jiǎn dān de |
| [17:04.02] | guō: zhá jiàng miàn |
| [17:06.26] | yú: āi, wǒ ài chī miàn a |
| [17:08.30] | guō: āi hē, āi hāi hāi... hǎo! zhá jiàng miàn, zěn me yàng |
| [17:13.00] | yú: zhè jiàng gū jì yào zhà xián lóu |
| [17:14.70] | guō: hēng... zhá jiàng miàn... āi yā, tài hǎo le |
| [17:17.96] | yú: hǎo |
| [17:19.42] | guō: zán men lái diǎn hǎo huáng jiàng pào diǎn xiāng gū ná xiāng gū shuǐ bǎ zhè huáng jiàng xiè kāi le |
| [17:25.45] | yú: zhēn huì zuò |
| [17:26.22] | guō: ròu dīng ér de ròu jiàng de, zhá liǎng zhǒng |
| [17:28.33] | yú: liǎng zhǒng jiàng? |
| [17:29.35] | guō: zì gě jiā gēn jiā gǎn miàn hǎo shǒu gǎn de yī gēn ér yī gēn ér bǎ tā liū kāi le gěi nín zhǔ |
| [17:33.37] | yú: ēn ēn |
| [17:34.18] | guō: shí yàng cài mǎ ér |
| [17:35.11] | yú: hǎo |
| [17:35.88] | guō: hēi, bō diǎn suàn hēi lái yī dà wǎn |
| [17:37.45] | yú: jiǎng jiū le |
| [17:38.46] | guō: zhǔ dé le, tiāo dào lǐ biān, gē shàng liǎng sháo jiàng, gē shàng cài mǎ ér bàn yún lóu duì gěi nín duān dào chú fáng yī guò shuǐ, hē |
| [17:46.85] | yú: nín fàng zhe fàng zhe... bù bù bù bù... bàn wán le miàn guò shuǐ a? shén me chī fǎ nǐ men jiā zhè shì |
| [17:53.44] | guō: shuō cuò le shuō cuò le |
| [17:58.79] | yú: xiān guò shuǐ |
| [17:59.81] | xiān guò shuǐ xiān guò shuǐ èr rén chóng fù |
| [18:01.30] | guō: zhè zěn me yàng |
| [18:02.32] | yú: hǎo! |
| [18:03.62] | guō: hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [18:04.27] | yú: hǎo chī |
| [18:04.85] | guō: hē pāi shǒu hǎo! |
| [18:05.58] | yú: béng zì jǐ... béng zì jǐ jiào hǎo le |
| [18:08.38] | guō: hǎo, tài hǎo le, jiù zhè me shuō le a |
| [18:09.84] | yú: xíng |
| [18:10.71] | guō: míng ér shàng wǔ shí diǎn a |
| [18:11.51] | yú: āi |
| [18:12.26] | guō: bié wàng le |
| [18:13.00] | yú: wàng bù liǎo guō zuò shǒu shì hái bǐ huà shén me a, zhēn shì wǒ gào sù nǐ, miàn duì guān zhòng bú shì nǐ zhè, méi shuō liǎng jù huà ne, gǎi zhá jiàng miàn le, zhá jiàng miàn yě bù cuò |
| [18:25.48] | guō: wǒ yǒu yí gè bù chéng shú de jiàn yì |
| [18:26.19] | yú: shuō |
| [18:28.18] | guō: zhá jiàng miàn bù guò shuǐ bù hǎo chī guò shuǐ ne guò wán shuǐ, zhè rì zi zhuāi zhe xīn lǐ liáng a, zài yí gè nǐ jiù suàn bù jiù suàn chī miàn bù jiù suàn děng yú bái gàn, bì xū chī suàn |
| [18:37.37] | yú: chī suàn |
| [18:39.01] | guō: kě zuò wéi yǎn yuán de lái shuō a a, chī suàn huǐ sǎng zi, nín shì yí gè hěn yǒu shēng yù de yǎn yuán, chī bàn suàn dǎ zhe qǐ huǐ le, nǐ yǐ hòu bù shēng yù le, shì ba |
| [18:46.94] | yú: hái yǒu zhè gōng néng nà zhè gè bù hé shì |
| [18:49.88] | guō: wǒ zuó mo bù hé shì, zán yǒu shén me shuō shí mǒ |
| [18:55.08] | yú: bù hé shì huàn |
| [18:55.92] | guō: wǒ běn shēn yě shì yǎng zhe yǎng nǚ de rén, shì ba |
| [18:56.67] | yú: méi yǒu, méi yǒu zhè me shuō huà de, bù chī jiù..... chī bù chī? |
| [19:00.56] | guō: lái diǎn bié de |
| [19:01.12] | yú: huàn diǎn ér |
| [19:02.14] | guō: hē, lái diǎn ér.. dùn ròu zěn me yàng? |
| [19:02.89] | yú: nà dāng rán hǎo la... dùn ròu xíng...... |
| [19:05.89] | guō zuò cā kǒu shuǐ zhuàng |
| [19:06.63] | guō: āi yā.. āi yā hē... āi yā... dùn ròu, tài měi miào de shì qíng le |
| [19:16.45] | yú: hē hē ā |
| [19:18.67] | guō: lào diǎn bǐng hǎo dùn diǎn wǔ huā ròu zài dùn diǎn niú ròu liǎng zhǒng hēi... sān zhǒng! |
| [19:19.89] | yú: hái yǒu? |
| [19:27.41] | guō: zài lái zhī jī |
| [19:28.05] | yú: hái yǒu jī nà? |
| [19:29.17] | guō: nà nà nà.... nà shi shā guō dùn niú ròu, huáng mèn lì zǐ jī |
| [19:32.88] | yú: tài hǎo le |
| [19:33.75] | guō: hǎo bù hǎo? zhè biān chī zhè, nà biān qiāng bì nǐ bà bà nǐ dōu bù xīn téng |
| [19:37.90] | yú: wǒ quē xīn yǎn ér shì zěn me de |
| [19:40.87] | guō: jiù zhè me hǎo chī |
| [19:42.54] | yú: hǎo chī yě méi yǒu zhè yàng de |
| [19:43.88] | guō: zán mǎi sì gè lì zi.. a, dùn zhe jī |
| [19:48.31] | yú: sì gè lì zi? |
| [19:49.23] | guō: wǔ gè, wǔ gè, nǐ fàn liàng bù dà, bù dà |
| [19:52.67] | yú: wǒ yě méi yǒu guǎng chī lì zi de a |
| [19:53.78] | guō: hái shì de, yǐ nà jī wéi zhǔ a wǒ zhè jiù zǒu, zhè jiù zǒu |
| [19:58.64] | yú: gàn ma qù |
| [19:59.45] | guō: huí jiā dùn jī qù, wǒ gū jì dào míng ér zhōng wǔ shí èr diǎn, gū jì néng.. néng jué de dòng.. néng jué de dòng |
| [20:02.74] | yú: nín zhè zhī jī shén me jī a, zěn me ròu zhè me lǎo a |
| [20:06.88] | guō: lǎo dào bù hǎo shuō, fǎn zhèng nǐ shī fū xiǎo de shí hòu guǎn tā jiào èr jiù, lùn zhe shì qīn qī a béng qīn qī là, wèi le nǐ, hē, wǒ huí qù zǎi le tā qù |
| [20:10.68] | yú: āi bù bù bù xíng le, dé le |
| [20:17.78] | guō: bù chī? |
| [20:18.67] | yú: duō cán rěn nà zhè dōng xī |
| [20:19.36] | guō: zhè hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [20:20.01] | yú: lǎo jī, nǐ yǎng zhe ba |
| [20:20.74] | guō: bù chī zhè gè? |
| [20:21.46] | yú: bù chī |
| [20:22.05] | guō: bù chī zán mǐ fàn cuān wán zǐ yě xíng a |
| [20:23.22] | yú: nà yě xíng a |
| [20:24.16] | guō: hē, mǐ fàn cuān wán zǐ a hǎo dào mǐ a tiān jīn xiǎo zhàn dào mǐ a, yī jiē guō yī céng yóu liàng hǎo mǐ pā chā pā chā, hē, liàng a, hē, hǎo a, béng jiù cài, bàng bàng bàng, sān pén gēn wán shì de, a |
| [20:39.67] | yú: nà yě méi yǒu bù jiù cài de a |
| [20:41.16] | guō: yǒu, wán zǐ tāng ma, yáng ròu wán zǐ, hǎo yáng ròu a, zhèng jīng ér yáng shēn shàng xià lái de ròu a |
| [20:47.56] | yú: duō xīn xiān nà, niú shēn shàng nà shi niú ròu |
| [20:50.25] | guō: hǎo a, qī fēn shòu sān fēn féi a, duò diǎn cōng, a shǒu zuò dāo pāi zhuō zi duò diǎn jiāng, |
| [21:00.84] | duò dé le, gē lǐ biān yī hé, gē yán gē wèi jīng gē xiāng yóu, dǎ bí zi yī wén qīng xiāng, a, zhè biān chī, nà biān qiāng bì nǐ fù qīn nǐ dōu bù wǎng xīn li qù |
| [21:07.52] | yú: zhè me huì ér wǒ qiāng bì liǎ bà bà le |
| [21:09.58] | guō: bù bù bù bú duì, gāng cái nà shi bà bà, zhè huì shì fù qīn |
| [21:12.95] | yú: yí yàng! yí yàng! |
| [21:15.28] | guō: bú shì liǎ rén a |
| [21:16.57] | yú: bú shì liǎ rén |
| [21:17.37] | guō: hē, chī ba, dà wǎn chī ba, nà gè... zhè me dà gè wán zǐ, gēn mǎ fèn yī biàn ér dà |
| [21:23.88] | yú: hē, béng xíng róng la zhè zhè zhè.... |
| [21:27.06] | guō: lái ba, zhāo hū zhe ba wa yā yā yā yā yā yā ya... chī, chī, wán mìng chī wǒ qiáo wǒ zhè yǒu diǎn jǐ zhè hǎo bù hǎo? duō hǎo, wǒ dōu tì nǐ gāo xìng, zhī dào ma, a, bái. bái mǐ fàn, yáng ròu wán zǐ tāng, yī pào, āi, hē nǐ tōu zhe lè qù ba nǐ jiù |
| [21:43.94] | yú: gàn ma tōu zhe lè, guò wán yǐn jiù huí qù le |
| [21:46.84] | guō: nǐ nǎ... nǐ nà jiàn guò zhè, shuō shí zài de, shuō hǎo le a, wǒ nòng qù la, nǐ qù.. qù bù qù? |
| [21:52.40] | yú: gǎn jǐn |
| [21:53.05] | guō: míng ér shàng wǔ shí diǎn bàn qù, jiù zhè a gǎn jǐn qù hǎo bù hǎo? bù jiǎo huo nǐ a |
| [21:55.20] | yú: béng jiǎo huo |
| [21:56.39] | guō: bái mǐ fàn |
| [21:57.59] | yú: hǎo, |
| [21:58.25] | guō: yáng ròu wán zǐ tāng |
| [21:58.93] | yú: dìng xià la |
| [21:59.64] | guō: jiù shì tā |
| [22:00.38] | yú: jiù. zǒu zǒu zǒu zǒu zǒu ba |
| [22:03.38] | guō xiǎo tiào tuì chǎng, kě cān kǎo diǎn tù dì yī jì dì sì jí 5: 10 miǎo 5: 25 miǎo chù |
| [22:04.96] | yú: āi yā, jiù chōng zhè liǎng gǔ bèng a, tā zhè gū jì wán zǐ tāng zuò de yě gòu qiāng |
| [22:09.61] | guō rù chǎng |
| [22:10.45] | guō: wǒ yǒu yí gè bù chéng shú de jiàn yì |
| [22:12.56] | yú: nín huí lái gòu kuài de a, shén me yì sī a |
| [22:14.50] | guō: wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, zhè wán yì ér bù xíng, wán zǐ tāng bù néng chī, tāng pào fàn shuǐ huā huā de, dāng shí chī tǐng bǎo, guāng jī guāng jī nòng sān pén nǐ bǎo le, yī huì ér shàng cè suǒ, huā lián wán zǐ dōu niào chū qù le |
| [22:25.36] | yú: wǒ zhì yú ma wǒ |
| [22:27.87] | guō: nǐ zhàn zài cè suǒ jiù dé hǎn è a nǐ |
| [22:30.01] | yú: wǒ zhè bù zhì yú nà me dà |
| [22:31.40] | guō: a |
| [22:32.18] | yú: gàn ma ya wǒ |
| [22:32.99] | guō: zán men.... zán men wài biān chī ba, wài biān chī |
| [22:37.20] | yú: bù jiā chī la, jiā lǐ má fán, méi rén zhào gù nǐ ó |
| [22:40.81] | guō: āi, má xiǎo nǐ chī ma? shén me má là xiǎo lóng xiā, hē |
| [22:46.84] | yú: má xiǎo? |
| [22:48.40] | guō: zhè suàn hǎi xiān la |
| [22:49.08] | yú: méi tīng shuō guò, má xiǎo suàn hǎi xiān a, nán fāng dì gōu lǐ yǒu de shì |
| [22:54.84] | guō: xiā shuō, wǒ lāo guò, méi yǒu |
| [22:55.83] | yú: hāi yōu.. nín hái lāo guò a |
| [22:57.78] | guō: má là xiǎo lóng xiā, yòu má yòu là, lái yī píng liáng pí jiǔ, zán liǎ rén lái yī xiǎo lóng xiā, hē, bō ba |
| [23:04.00] | yú: béng bō le, lái yí gè lóng xiā hái bō ne hái |
| [23:10.07] | guō: jiù.. zhuā a, bǎ tā zhuā làn le, shǒu dōu shì, |
| [23:12.64] | hē kǒu pí jiǔ, chuài lā yí gè, hē kǒu pí jiǔ, chuài lā yí gè, xiǎng shòu a! |
| [23:16.64] | yú: liǎ rén zhè chī zuǒ liào lái le, suo shǒu zhí tou? |
| [23:18.49] | guō: zhè hǎo bù hǎo zhè gè? |
| [23:21.77] | yú: bù hǎo |
| [23:22.67] | guō: tè là yào bù |
| [23:23.88] | yú: shén me tè là a |
| [23:24.46] | guō: hē, zhè rén shì tài duō le a, zhè bù chī nà bù chī nǐ chī shén me a |
| [23:26.76] | yú: zhè... wǒ bù tiǎo zuǐ, nín qǐng wǒ chī shén me wǒ chī shén me |
| [23:30.57] | guō: zhēn chī jiǎ chī |
| [23:31.25] | yú: nín zhēn qǐng jià qǐng a |
| [23:32.42] | guō: zán men huàn yī dà dì r |
| [23:34.19] | yú: duō dà gè dì r a |
| [23:36.13] | guō: lǎo nà me dà de dì r |
| [23:37.35] | yú: tīng zhè kǒu fēng méi shén me hǎo dì fāng, nǎ ér? |
| [23:42.45] | guō: běi jīng fàn diàn |
| [23:44.31] | yú: nǐ dǎo shì lè le |
| [23:49.32] | guō: shuí a |
| [23:50.84] | yú: bié rén dōu lè le |
| [23:52.40] | guō: shuí lè suàn shuí yī fèn ér a |
| [23:56.01] | yú: shì gēn nín ná qián nà gè hái shì suàn qǐng chī fàn nà gè a nín xiān shuō qīng chǔ lóu |
| [23:59.36] | guō: qǐng chī fàn de, qǐng chī fàn de |
| [24:01.68] | yú: āi, nín xiān béng shuō suàn rén yī fèn ér, nín a, yě béng shuō běi jīng fàn diàn a, nín zhī dào běi jīng fàn diàn mén ér mén wǎng nǎ kāi ma |
| [24:07.44] | guō: wǒ... shuō liáng xīn huà, nǐ bù xǔ zhè yàng a |
| [24:09.52] | yú: bú shì bù xǔ zhè yàng, gāng cái tí yī má xiǎo nín hái bèng qǐ lǎo gāo lái nà, zhè yào běi jīng fàn diàn nín bù dé shàng fáng a |
| [24:15.24] | guō: wǒ yī qiāng zǐ rè xuè dào zài zhè qǐng nǐ chī fàn a méi jiàn zhe nǐ qiáo bù qǐ rén bù yīng gāi... wǒ měi cì zǒu dào huí lóng guān wǒ dōu jìn běi jīng fàn diàn chī yī kǒu qù zhī dào ma |
| [24:21.68] | yú: āi bù bù bù... |
| [24:23.16] | guō: wǒ... wǒ zuò chéng tiě, nǐ suàn ba |
| [24:25.27] | yú: bù, xíng la, zuò shí mǒ yě... dào.. huí lóng guān |
| [24:27.59] | guō: huí huí mǎi piào, huí huí mǎi piào |
| [24:29.29] | yú: kàn lái huán yǒu bù mǎi piào de shí hòu |
| [24:31.15] | guō: a... nǐ chī bù chī děng huì ér, bié fèi huà bú shì nǐ bù xìn wǒ a |
| [24:34.83] | yú: bú shì bù xìn nín hē wǒ zài huí lóng guān nà biān méi zhǎo zháo guò běi jīng fàn diàn |
| [24:37.91] | guō: nǐ.. nǐ bù rèn shi, nǐ bù rèn shi |
| [24:39.48] | yú: a |
| [24:40.26] | guō: běi jīng fàn diàn a, wǒ qǐng kè |
| [24:41.83] | yú: nín qǐng kè |
| [24:42.92] | guō: wǒ... nǐ zěn me le nǐ |
| [24:44.96] | yú: bú shì bù xìn nín a, zhè me zhāo, nín yě béng qǐng wǒ chī, nín jiù shuō shuō jǐ yàng cài lái |
| [24:49.04] | guō: wǒ qǐng.... wǒ qǐng nǐ fù qīn chī guò |
| [24:51.83] | yú: nín? |
| [24:53.14] | guō: nǐ bù zhī dào a |
| [24:54.29] | yú: bù zhī dào a |
| [24:55.31] | guō: āi yā, nǐ fù qīn, wǒ, ó yōu, yí kuài ér... jiù shì |
| [24:57.03] | yú: wǒ fù qīn shì wǒ fù qīn, nǐ shì nǐ |
| [25:01.96] | guō: duì ya, nǐ gàn ma fēi dāng yí ge rén shuō a |
| [25:04.37] | yú: shuí dāng yí ge rén shuō a, nǐ shuō lián shàng le |
| [25:07.25] | guō: nà zāo jiàn wǒ bù xíng zhī dào ma |
| [25:09.20] | yú: shuí zāo jiàn nǐ |
| [25:10.07] | guō: zāo jiàn rén, wǒ zuì tǎo yàn de jiù zhàn rén pián yí de zhī dào ma, yǒu shì ér shuō shì ér duì ma, nǐ bà bà shì nǐ bà bà, wǒ shì wǒ |
| [25:17.28] | yú: méi.. méi chān huo yí kuài ér |
| [25:18.12] | guō: āi... nà hái hǎo, nà hái hǎo a, wǒ qǐng nǐ bà bà chī guò |
| [25:20.72] | yú: shì ma |
| [25:21.31] | guō: nǐ bù zhī dào a |
| [25:21.74] | yú: bù zhī dào |
| [25:22.79] | guō: nǐ kàn, nǐ bà bà zhè rén yě shì, tā méi huí qù shuō zhè gè qù a, tā bù shuō? |
| [25:25.64] | yú: yì bān rén qǐng tā chī dùn fàn tā shuō shí mǒ a |
| [25:27.31] | guō: nà nián ma, wǒ gāng jiē tā chū lái ma, yě shòu zuì, wǒ shuō lǐ miàn yě chī bù shàng hǎo dōng xī shì ba, lái ba, zán men jiē fēng a, zán men jiǎng jiū zhè gè |
| [25:34.10] | yú: wǒ bà bà jìn qù le shì zěn me zhāo |
| [25:35.02] | guō méi jìn qù, chū lái nà tiān a |
| [25:36.51] | yú: hái shì jìn qù la |
| [25:38.46] | guō: chū lái nà tiān a |
| [25:39.98] | yú: shì... méi jìn qù zěn me chū lái de a |
| [25:40.97] | guō: ó duì, nà wǒ bù zhī dào, fǎn zhèng chū lái shì wǒ jiē de tā, tā chū mén le shì zěn me zhāo |
| [25:44.53] | yú: chū nǎ mén la |
| [25:45.52] | guō: jiù... jiān yù shì nǎ lǐ lái zhe |
| [25:47.00] | yú: hái shì, hái shì jìn qù le |
| [25:48.86] | guō: bú shì, fǎn zhèng wǒ men yé liǎ ér chī guò yī huí fàn |
| [25:50.63] | yú: chī guò yī huí fàn ma |
| [25:51.37] | guō: nán běi quán xí, mǎn hàn zhà cài |
| [25:54.47] | yú: quán shì zhà cài a, mǎn hàn zhà cài a |
| [25:58.34] | guō: bǎ nǐ bà bà lè de, kěn ba jué ba chī ba, hǎo a, zěn me le? zěn.. zěn me le? |
| [26:04.22] | yú: bú shì, wǒ zhēn bù xìn nín |
| [26:05.49] | guō: nǐ bù xìn wǒ? a, nǐ bù xìn wǒ? |
| [26:07.07] | yú: wǒ dāng rán bù xìn la |
| [26:08.49] | guō: běi jīng zhè gè zuì jiǎng jiū de jiù shì mǎn hàn quán xí nán běi dà cài la |
| [26:12.86] | yú: nín shuō chū jǐ yàng cài lái, jiù dāng nín qǐng wǒ la |
| [26:14.80] | guō: hē |
| [26:15.80] | yǐ xià yú lǎo shī de fù hè wǒ jiù bù xiě le |
| [26:16.36] | guō: wèi zēng chī fàn zhī qián shàng jǐ gè yā zhuō dié a |
| [26:16.66] | sì gàn sì xiān sì mì jiàn sì lěng hūn sān ge tián wǎn sì diǎn xīn |
| [26:21.53] | yú: nín xiān shuō shuō zhè sì gàn |
| [26:22.32] | guō: hēi guā zǐ bái guā zǐ hé táo dàn zǐ táng xìng rén |
| [26:24.33] | yú: sì xiān |
| [26:24.97] | guō: běi shān píng guǒ shēn zhōu mì táo guǎng dōng lì zhī guì lín mǎ tí |
| [26:27.46] | yú: sì mì jiàn |
| [26:27.99] | guō: qīng méi jú bǐng yuán ròu guā tiáo |
| [26:29.43] | guō: sì lěng hūn, quán yáng gān liū xiè tuǐ bái zhǎn jī zhà pái gǔ |
| [26:32.01] | guō: sān tián wǎn, lián zǐ zhōu xìng rén ér chá táng zhēng bǎo fàn |
| [26:34.58] | guō: sì diǎn xīn, fú róng gāo lǎ bā gāo yóu zhá huì zǐ zhà yuán xiāo |
| [26:37.79] | guō: zhè zán men chī guò zhè gè, zhè zán men chī guò |
| [26:40.50] | yú: nǐ qiáo shuō de dǎo shì yī tào yī tào de a |
| [26:43.36] | guō: zhèi xiē bù chī chè qù dǎ bāo gěi wǒ gē biān ér gē zhe |
| [26:45.27] | yú: gàn ma a |
| [26:45.75] | guō: shàng mǎn hàn quán xí |
| [26:48.69] | yú: zhè hái méi shàng zhèng shì cài nà |
| [26:50.73] | guō: méi yǒu, hái méi yǒu, tóu yí gè cài |
| [26:52.94] | yú: shén me |
| [26:53.38] | guō: zhēng yáng gāo zhēng xióng zhǎng zhēng lù wěi ér shāo huā yā shāo chú jī shāo zi é |
| [27:02.12] | lǔ zhǔ lǔ yā jiàng jī là ròu sōng huā xiǎo dǔ r liàng ròu xiāng cháng shí jǐn sū pán xūn jī bái dǔ r qīng zhēng bā bǎo zhū jiāng mǐ niàng yā zǐ |
| [27:09.39] | guàn ér yě jī guàn ér ān chún lǔ shí jǐn lǔ zǐ é shān jī tù pú cài mǎng yín yú qīng zhēng ha shi mà huì yā sī huì yā yāo huì yā tiáo qīng bàn yā sī huáng xīn guǎn ér |
| [27:12.97] | mèn bái shàn mèn huáng shàn dòu gǔ nián yú guō shāo lǐ yú guō shāo nián yú qīng bàn jiǎ yú zhuā chǎo lǐ yú zhuā chǎo duì xiā ruǎn zhà lǐ jǐ ruǎn zhá jī shí jǐn tào cháng má sū yóu juǎn ér |
| [27:22.49] | liū xiān mó liū yú pú ér liū yú dǔ ér liū yú piān er cù liū ròu piān er huì sān xiān huì bái mó huì zhēng dàn chǎo yín sī huì mán yú chǎo bái xiā qiàng qīng há chǎo miàn yú qiàng lú sǔn fú róng yàn cài |
| [27:26.67] | chǎo xiā rén ér huì xiā rén ér huì yāo huā ér huì hǎi shēn ér guō shāo hǎi shēn guō shāo bái cài zhà piān er chǎo tián jī guì huā chì zǐ qīng zhēng chì zǐ qīng zhēng jiāng yáo zhù táng liū qiàn shí mǐ bàn jī sī ér bàn dù sī ér shí jǐn dòu fǔ shí jǐn dīng ér |
| [27:35.70] | zāo xiā zāo xiè zāo yú zāo liū yú piān er |
| [27:39.77] | liū xiè ròu chǎo xiè ròu zhēng nán guā niàng wō guā chǎo sī guā mèn dōng guā mèn jī zhǎng mèn sǔn liū jiāo bái jiā gān ér shài lǔ ròu yā gēng xiè ròu gēng sān xiān mù xī tāng |
| [27:47.52] | hóng wán zǐ bái wán zǐ liū wán zǐ zhá wán zǐ nán jiān wán zǐ mù xī wán zǐ sān xiān wán zǐ sì xǐ wán zǐ le zhá wán zǐ dòu fǔ wán zǐ xiān xiā wán zǐ yú fù wán zǐ cuān wán zǐ |
| [27:53.00] | yī pǐn ròu yīng táo ròu mǎ yá ròu hóng dùn ròu huáng dùn ròu tán zi ròu fú lù ròu sōng ròu kòu ròu kǎo ròu dà chǎo bái ròu jiàng dòu fǔ ròu |
| [27:58.02] | hóng zhǒu zǐ bái zhǒu zǐ shuǐ jīng zhǒu zǐ mì là zhǒu zǐ jiàng dòu fǔ zhǒu zǐ |
| [28:00.44] | cuān yáng ròu jiàng yáng ròu. shāo yáng ròu kǎo yáng ròu wǔ xiāng yáng ròu bào yáng ròu. tǔn sān yàng ér bào sān yàng ér huì yín sī huì sǎn zǐ sān xiān yú chì lì zǐ jī jiān tǔn huó lǐ yú shì bǎn yā tǒng zǐ jī. |
| [28:09.18] | guō: nǐ bà bà chī wán yī mò xiōng pú shì há há yī xiào |
| [28:11.69] | yú: bǎo le? |
| [28:12.43] | guō: chēng sǐ le? |
| [28:13.11] | yú: chēng sǐ le? |
| [28:13.95] | wán OwO |
| [28:15.08] |
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