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Song 新五元人民币
Artist 李萌
Album 中国说唱

Lyrics

[00:17.07] 没办法一掏兜兜就是比脸干净
[00:25.23] 我说青外青山我楼外有楼
[00:27.72] 你不爱我我根本就不会发愁
[00:30.13] 为了打好这场爱情寂寞的保铃球
[00:32.71] 这一刻我决定对爱放肆温柔
[00:35.31] 女追男现在来看很不多见
[00:37.68] 男追女目前看来是比较普遍
[00:40.12] 我花两糟钱也想整把潇洒与浪漫
[00:42.64] 但现在看来是鸡屁股栓绳纯熟扯啖
[00:45.30] 想当年我也算是个叱刹风云的情圣
[00:47.97] 人送外号爱情皇朝里的OP雍正
[00:50.48] 为爱情肯定是两肋插刀绝对认真
[00:53.06] 屎壳郎子蹦高了我奋不顾身
[00:55.42] 可是无情的现实总是把我伤害
[00:57.97] 使我无法再渴望那种童话中的依赖
[01:00.51] OH NO不要把我PK在外
[01:02.84] 你何曾知道这个时候
[01:04.29] 我是多么的寂寞难耐
[01:05.65] 现在女孩真是VERY槽糕
[01:07.87] 喝酒划拳那根本就不用你教
[01:10.39] 大吃大喝一整就是一个通宵
[01:12.79] 说话就是吹牛BUS给你赖上大彪
[01:15.60] 穿双鞋鞋跟也得七寸多高
[01:17.83] 一见陌生人就开始把小眉眼抛
[01:20.33] 撒起娇来好象是娇滴滴的羊羔
[01:22.79] 动起怒来哎呀妈呀跟你抡上菜刀
[01:26.15] 有钱人终成眷属没钱人总是痛苦
[01:31.05] 泡妞竟然如此辛苦
[01:33.59] 不如回家吃两红薯
[01:35.73] 我说南来那个北往
[01:36.98] 佳木斯的鹤岗的
[01:38.33] 我说着烂糟的一切
[01:39.23] 心里确实挺爽的
[01:40.61] 虽然有些人线条不美脂肪成堆
[01:43.10] 但依然是我心中美丽的杨贵妃
[01:45.64] 都说不看不知道我一看吓一跳
[01:47.97] 广阔天地啥人都有世界太奇妙
[01:50.54] 你是风儿我是沙
[01:51.78] 你是牙膏我是刷
[01:53.06] 你是木头我是胶
[01:54.24] 你是肉来我是刀
[01:55.50] 你是鼓我是锤
[01:56.72] 你去哪里我都陪
[01:57.99] 只要大家都很HAPPY
[01:59.34] 你我不分谁跟谁
[02:00.64] 放屁不叫做放屁那叫做排气
[02:03.05] 现在干点啥你也都得小心翼翼
[02:05.92] 没有你我也可以照样呆爽
[02:08.20] 打开电脑我直接跑来上网
[02:10.65] 可恨网速实在是有点太慢
[02:13.07] 找不到美女我坐在那里直流冷汗
[02:26.04] 捡破烂拾煤扎煮茶蛋烤地瓜
[02:31.09] 卖耗子药嘣包米花
[02:33.48] 主要经营羊肉串蒹营手拎兜
[02:38.39] 批发刷墙粉代销鲶鱼钩
[02:41.64] 咸菜条大馇子粥
[02:44.23] 抽贴算卦带针灸只要容易把钱搂
[02:49.28] 啤酒瓶子他都收
[02:56.42] 要想吃的饱饶饼豆腐脑

Pinyin

[00:17.07] méi bàn fǎ yī tāo dōu dōu jiù shì bǐ liǎn gān jìng
[00:25.23] wǒ shuō qīng wài qīng shān wǒ lóu wài yǒu lóu
[00:27.72] nǐ bù ài wǒ wǒ gēn běn jiù bú huì fā chóu
[00:30.13] wèi le dǎ hǎo zhè chǎng ài qíng jì mò de bǎo líng qiú
[00:32.71] zhè yī kè wǒ jué dìng duì ài fàng sì wēn róu
[00:35.31] nǚ zhuī nán xiàn zài lái kàn hěn bù duō jiàn
[00:37.68] nán zhuī nǚ mù qián kàn lái shì bǐ jiào pǔ biàn
[00:40.12] wǒ huā liǎng zāo qián yě xiǎng zhěng bǎ xiāo sǎ yǔ làng màn
[00:42.64] dàn xiàn zài kàn lái shì jī pì gǔ shuān shéng chún shú chě dàn
[00:45.30] xiǎng dāng nián wǒ yě suàn shì gè chì shā fēng yún de qíng shèng
[00:47.97] rén sòng wài hào ài qíng huáng cháo lǐ de OP yōng zhèng
[00:50.48] wèi ài qíng kěn dìng shì liǎng lèi chā dāo jué duì rèn zhēn
[00:53.06] shǐ ke làng zi bèng gāo le wǒ fèn bù gù shēn
[00:55.42] kě shì wú qíng de xiàn shí zǒng shì bǎ wǒ shāng hài
[00:57.97] shǐ wǒ wú fǎ zài kě wàng nà zhǒng tóng huà zhōng de yī lài
[01:00.51] OH NO bú yào bǎ wǒ PK zài wài
[01:02.84] nǐ hé zēng zhī dào zhè gè shí hòu
[01:04.29] wǒ shì duō me de jì mò nán nài
[01:05.65] xiàn zài nǚ hái zhēn shì VERY cáo gāo
[01:07.87] hē jiǔ huá quán nà gēn běn jiù bù yòng nǐ jiào
[01:10.39] dà chī dà hè yī zhěng jiù shì yí gè tōng xiāo
[01:12.79] shuō huà jiù shì chuī niú BUS gěi nǐ lài shàng dà biāo
[01:15.60] chuān shuāng xié xié gēn yě de qī cùn duō gāo
[01:17.83] yī jiàn mò shēng rén jiù kāi shǐ bǎ xiǎo méi yǎn pāo
[01:20.33] sā qǐ jiāo lái hǎo xiàng shì jiāo dī dī de yáng gāo
[01:22.79] dòng qǐ nù lái āi yā mā ya gēn nǐ lūn shàng cài dāo
[01:26.15] yǒu qián rén zhōng chéng juàn shǔ méi qián rén zǒng shì tòng kǔ
[01:31.05] pào niū jìng rán rú cǐ xīn kǔ
[01:33.59] bù rú huí jiā chī liǎng hóng shǔ
[01:35.73] wǒ shuō nán lái nà gè běi wǎng
[01:36.98] jiā mù sī de hè gǎng de
[01:38.33] wǒ shuō zhe làn zāo de yī qiè
[01:39.23] xīn lǐ què shí tǐng shuǎng de
[01:40.61] suī rán yǒu xiē rén xiàn tiáo bù měi zhī fáng chéng duī
[01:43.10] dàn yī rán shì wǒ xīn zhōng měi lì de yáng guì fēi
[01:45.64] dōu shuō bù kàn bù zhī dào wǒ yī kàn xià yī tiào
[01:47.97] guǎng kuò tiān dì shà rén dōu yǒu shì jiè tài qí miào
[01:50.54] nǐ shì fēng ér wǒ shì shā
[01:51.78] nǐ shì yá gāo wǒ shì shuā
[01:53.06] nǐ shì mù tou wǒ shì jiāo
[01:54.24] nǐ shì ròu lái wǒ shì dāo
[01:55.50] nǐ shì gǔ wǒ shì chuí
[01:56.72] nǐ qù nǎ lǐ wǒ dōu péi
[01:57.99] zhǐ yào dà jiā dōu hěn HAPPY
[01:59.34] nǐ wǒ bù fēn shuí gēn shuí
[02:00.64] fàng pì bù jiào zuò fàng pì nà jiào zuò pái qì
[02:03.05] xiàn zài gàn diǎn shà nǐ yě dōu dé xiǎo xīn yì yì
[02:05.92] méi yǒu nǐ wǒ yě kě yǐ zhào yàng dāi shuǎng
[02:08.20] dǎ kāi diàn nǎo wǒ zhí jiē pǎo lái shàng wǎng
[02:10.65] kě hèn wǎng sù shí zài shì yǒu diǎn tài màn
[02:13.07] zhǎo bu dào měi nǚ wǒ zuò zài nà li zhí liú lěng hàn
[02:26.04] jiǎn pò làn shí méi zhā zhǔ chá dàn kǎo dì guā
[02:31.09] mài hào zǐ yào bēng bāo mǐ huā
[02:33.48] zhǔ yào jīng yíng yáng ròu chuàn jiān yíng shǒu līn dōu
[02:38.39] pī fā shuā qiáng fěn dài xiāo nián yú gōu
[02:41.64] xián cài tiáo dà chā zi zhōu
[02:44.23] chōu tiē suàn guà dài zhēn jiǔ zhǐ yào róng yì bǎ qián lǒu
[02:49.28] pí jiǔ píng zi tā dōu shōu
[02:56.42] yào xiǎng chī de bǎo ráo bǐng dòu fǔ nǎo