| [00:17.07] | 没办法一掏兜兜就是比脸干净 |
| [00:25.23] | 我说青外青山我楼外有楼 |
| [00:27.72] | 你不爱我我根本就不会发愁 |
| [00:30.13] | 为了打好这场爱情寂寞的保铃球 |
| [00:32.71] | 这一刻我决定对爱放肆温柔 |
| [00:35.31] | 女追男现在来看很不多见 |
| [00:37.68] | 男追女目前看来是比较普遍 |
| [00:40.12] | 我花两糟钱也想整把潇洒与浪漫 |
| [00:42.64] | 但现在看来是鸡屁股栓绳纯熟扯啖 |
| [00:45.30] | 想当年我也算是个叱刹风云的情圣 |
| [00:47.97] | 人送外号爱情皇朝里的OP雍正 |
| [00:50.48] | 为爱情肯定是两肋插刀绝对认真 |
| [00:53.06] | 屎壳郎子蹦高了我奋不顾身 |
| [00:55.42] | 可是无情的现实总是把我伤害 |
| [00:57.97] | 使我无法再渴望那种童话中的依赖 |
| [01:00.51] | OH NO不要把我PK在外 |
| [01:02.84] | 你何曾知道这个时候 |
| [01:04.29] | 我是多么的寂寞难耐 |
| [01:05.65] | 现在女孩真是VERY槽糕 |
| [01:07.87] | 喝酒划拳那根本就不用你教 |
| [01:10.39] | 大吃大喝一整就是一个通宵 |
| [01:12.79] | 说话就是吹牛BUS给你赖上大彪 |
| [01:15.60] | 穿双鞋鞋跟也得七寸多高 |
| [01:17.83] | 一见陌生人就开始把小眉眼抛 |
| [01:20.33] | 撒起娇来好象是娇滴滴的羊羔 |
| [01:22.79] | 动起怒来哎呀妈呀跟你抡上菜刀 |
| [01:26.15] | 有钱人终成眷属没钱人总是痛苦 |
| [01:31.05] | 泡妞竟然如此辛苦 |
| [01:33.59] | 不如回家吃两红薯 |
| [01:35.73] | 我说南来那个北往 |
| [01:36.98] | 佳木斯的鹤岗的 |
| [01:38.33] | 我说着烂糟的一切 |
| [01:39.23] | 心里确实挺爽的 |
| [01:40.61] | 虽然有些人线条不美脂肪成堆 |
| [01:43.10] | 但依然是我心中美丽的杨贵妃 |
| [01:45.64] | 都说不看不知道我一看吓一跳 |
| [01:47.97] | 广阔天地啥人都有世界太奇妙 |
| [01:50.54] | 你是风儿我是沙 |
| [01:51.78] | 你是牙膏我是刷 |
| [01:53.06] | 你是木头我是胶 |
| [01:54.24] | 你是肉来我是刀 |
| [01:55.50] | 你是鼓我是锤 |
| [01:56.72] | 你去哪里我都陪 |
| [01:57.99] | 只要大家都很HAPPY |
| [01:59.34] | 你我不分谁跟谁 |
| [02:00.64] | 放屁不叫做放屁那叫做排气 |
| [02:03.05] | 现在干点啥你也都得小心翼翼 |
| [02:05.92] | 没有你我也可以照样呆爽 |
| [02:08.20] | 打开电脑我直接跑来上网 |
| [02:10.65] | 可恨网速实在是有点太慢 |
| [02:13.07] | 找不到美女我坐在那里直流冷汗 |
| [02:26.04] | 捡破烂拾煤扎煮茶蛋烤地瓜 |
| [02:31.09] | 卖耗子药嘣包米花 |
| [02:33.48] | 主要经营羊肉串蒹营手拎兜 |
| [02:38.39] | 批发刷墙粉代销鲶鱼钩 |
| [02:41.64] | 咸菜条大馇子粥 |
| [02:44.23] | 抽贴算卦带针灸只要容易把钱搂 |
| [02:49.28] | 啤酒瓶子他都收 |
| [02:56.42] | 要想吃的饱饶饼豆腐脑 |
| [00:17.07] | mei ban fa yi tao dou dou jiu shi bi lian gan jing |
| [00:25.23] | wo shuo qing wai qing shan wo lou wai you lou |
| [00:27.72] | ni bu ai wo wo gen ben jiu bu hui fa chou |
| [00:30.13] | wei le da hao zhe chang ai qing ji mo de bao ling qiu |
| [00:32.71] | zhe yi ke wo jue ding dui ai fang si wen rou |
| [00:35.31] | nv zhui nan xian zai lai kan hen bu duo jian |
| [00:37.68] | nan zhui nv mu qian kan lai shi bi jiao pu bian |
| [00:40.12] | wo hua liang zao qian ye xiang zheng ba xiao sa yu lang man |
| [00:42.64] | dan xian zai kan lai shi ji pi gu shuan sheng chun shu che dan |
| [00:45.30] | xiang dang nian wo ye suan shi ge chi sha feng yun de qing sheng |
| [00:47.97] | ren song wai hao ai qing huang chao li de OP yong zheng |
| [00:50.48] | wei ai qing ken ding shi liang lei cha dao jue dui ren zhen |
| [00:53.06] | shi ke lang zi beng gao le wo fen bu gu shen |
| [00:55.42] | ke shi wu qing de xian shi zong shi ba wo shang hai |
| [00:57.97] | shi wo wu fa zai ke wang na zhong tong hua zhong de yi lai |
| [01:00.51] | OH NO bu yao ba wo PK zai wai |
| [01:02.84] | ni he zeng zhi dao zhe ge shi hou |
| [01:04.29] | wo shi duo me de ji mo nan nai |
| [01:05.65] | xian zai nv hai zhen shi VERY cao gao |
| [01:07.87] | he jiu hua quan na gen ben jiu bu yong ni jiao |
| [01:10.39] | da chi da he yi zheng jiu shi yi ge tong xiao |
| [01:12.79] | shuo hua jiu shi chui niu BUS gei ni lai shang da biao |
| [01:15.60] | chuan shuang xie xie gen ye de qi cun duo gao |
| [01:17.83] | yi jian mo sheng ren jiu kai shi ba xiao mei yan pao |
| [01:20.33] | sa qi jiao lai hao xiang shi jiao di di de yang gao |
| [01:22.79] | dong qi nu lai ai ya ma ya gen ni lun shang cai dao |
| [01:26.15] | you qian ren zhong cheng juan shu mei qian ren zong shi tong ku |
| [01:31.05] | pao niu jing ran ru ci xin ku |
| [01:33.59] | bu ru hui jia chi liang hong shu |
| [01:35.73] | wo shuo nan lai na ge bei wang |
| [01:36.98] | jia mu si de he gang de |
| [01:38.33] | wo shuo zhe lan zao de yi qie |
| [01:39.23] | xin li que shi ting shuang de |
| [01:40.61] | sui ran you xie ren xian tiao bu mei zhi fang cheng dui |
| [01:43.10] | dan yi ran shi wo xin zhong mei li de yang gui fei |
| [01:45.64] | dou shuo bu kan bu zhi dao wo yi kan xia yi tiao |
| [01:47.97] | guang kuo tian di sha ren dou you shi jie tai qi miao |
| [01:50.54] | ni shi feng er wo shi sha |
| [01:51.78] | ni shi ya gao wo shi shua |
| [01:53.06] | ni shi mu tou wo shi jiao |
| [01:54.24] | ni shi rou lai wo shi dao |
| [01:55.50] | ni shi gu wo shi chui |
| [01:56.72] | ni qu na li wo dou pei |
| [01:57.99] | zhi yao da jia dou hen HAPPY |
| [01:59.34] | ni wo bu fen shui gen shui |
| [02:00.64] | fang pi bu jiao zuo fang pi na jiao zuo pai qi |
| [02:03.05] | xian zai gan dian sha ni ye dou de xiao xin yi yi |
| [02:05.92] | mei you ni wo ye ke yi zhao yang dai shuang |
| [02:08.20] | da kai dian nao wo zhi jie pao lai shang wang |
| [02:10.65] | ke hen wang su shi zai shi you dian tai man |
| [02:13.07] | zhao bu dao mei nv wo zuo zai na li zhi liu leng han |
| [02:26.04] | jian po lan shi mei zha zhu cha dan kao di gua |
| [02:31.09] | mai hao zi yao beng bao mi hua |
| [02:33.48] | zhu yao jing ying yang rou chuan jian ying shou lin dou |
| [02:38.39] | pi fa shua qiang fen dai xiao nian yu gou |
| [02:41.64] | xian cai tiao da cha zi zhou |
| [02:44.23] | chou tie suan gua dai zhen jiu zhi yao rong yi ba qian lou |
| [02:49.28] | pi jiu ping zi ta dou shou |
| [02:56.42] | yao xiang chi de bao rao bing dou fu nao |
| [00:17.07] | méi bàn fǎ yī tāo dōu dōu jiù shì bǐ liǎn gān jìng |
| [00:25.23] | wǒ shuō qīng wài qīng shān wǒ lóu wài yǒu lóu |
| [00:27.72] | nǐ bù ài wǒ wǒ gēn běn jiù bú huì fā chóu |
| [00:30.13] | wèi le dǎ hǎo zhè chǎng ài qíng jì mò de bǎo líng qiú |
| [00:32.71] | zhè yī kè wǒ jué dìng duì ài fàng sì wēn róu |
| [00:35.31] | nǚ zhuī nán xiàn zài lái kàn hěn bù duō jiàn |
| [00:37.68] | nán zhuī nǚ mù qián kàn lái shì bǐ jiào pǔ biàn |
| [00:40.12] | wǒ huā liǎng zāo qián yě xiǎng zhěng bǎ xiāo sǎ yǔ làng màn |
| [00:42.64] | dàn xiàn zài kàn lái shì jī pì gǔ shuān shéng chún shú chě dàn |
| [00:45.30] | xiǎng dāng nián wǒ yě suàn shì gè chì shā fēng yún de qíng shèng |
| [00:47.97] | rén sòng wài hào ài qíng huáng cháo lǐ de OP yōng zhèng |
| [00:50.48] | wèi ài qíng kěn dìng shì liǎng lèi chā dāo jué duì rèn zhēn |
| [00:53.06] | shǐ ke làng zi bèng gāo le wǒ fèn bù gù shēn |
| [00:55.42] | kě shì wú qíng de xiàn shí zǒng shì bǎ wǒ shāng hài |
| [00:57.97] | shǐ wǒ wú fǎ zài kě wàng nà zhǒng tóng huà zhōng de yī lài |
| [01:00.51] | OH NO bú yào bǎ wǒ PK zài wài |
| [01:02.84] | nǐ hé zēng zhī dào zhè gè shí hòu |
| [01:04.29] | wǒ shì duō me de jì mò nán nài |
| [01:05.65] | xiàn zài nǚ hái zhēn shì VERY cáo gāo |
| [01:07.87] | hē jiǔ huá quán nà gēn běn jiù bù yòng nǐ jiào |
| [01:10.39] | dà chī dà hè yī zhěng jiù shì yí gè tōng xiāo |
| [01:12.79] | shuō huà jiù shì chuī niú BUS gěi nǐ lài shàng dà biāo |
| [01:15.60] | chuān shuāng xié xié gēn yě de qī cùn duō gāo |
| [01:17.83] | yī jiàn mò shēng rén jiù kāi shǐ bǎ xiǎo méi yǎn pāo |
| [01:20.33] | sā qǐ jiāo lái hǎo xiàng shì jiāo dī dī de yáng gāo |
| [01:22.79] | dòng qǐ nù lái āi yā mā ya gēn nǐ lūn shàng cài dāo |
| [01:26.15] | yǒu qián rén zhōng chéng juàn shǔ méi qián rén zǒng shì tòng kǔ |
| [01:31.05] | pào niū jìng rán rú cǐ xīn kǔ |
| [01:33.59] | bù rú huí jiā chī liǎng hóng shǔ |
| [01:35.73] | wǒ shuō nán lái nà gè běi wǎng |
| [01:36.98] | jiā mù sī de hè gǎng de |
| [01:38.33] | wǒ shuō zhe làn zāo de yī qiè |
| [01:39.23] | xīn lǐ què shí tǐng shuǎng de |
| [01:40.61] | suī rán yǒu xiē rén xiàn tiáo bù měi zhī fáng chéng duī |
| [01:43.10] | dàn yī rán shì wǒ xīn zhōng měi lì de yáng guì fēi |
| [01:45.64] | dōu shuō bù kàn bù zhī dào wǒ yī kàn xià yī tiào |
| [01:47.97] | guǎng kuò tiān dì shà rén dōu yǒu shì jiè tài qí miào |
| [01:50.54] | nǐ shì fēng ér wǒ shì shā |
| [01:51.78] | nǐ shì yá gāo wǒ shì shuā |
| [01:53.06] | nǐ shì mù tou wǒ shì jiāo |
| [01:54.24] | nǐ shì ròu lái wǒ shì dāo |
| [01:55.50] | nǐ shì gǔ wǒ shì chuí |
| [01:56.72] | nǐ qù nǎ lǐ wǒ dōu péi |
| [01:57.99] | zhǐ yào dà jiā dōu hěn HAPPY |
| [01:59.34] | nǐ wǒ bù fēn shuí gēn shuí |
| [02:00.64] | fàng pì bù jiào zuò fàng pì nà jiào zuò pái qì |
| [02:03.05] | xiàn zài gàn diǎn shà nǐ yě dōu dé xiǎo xīn yì yì |
| [02:05.92] | méi yǒu nǐ wǒ yě kě yǐ zhào yàng dāi shuǎng |
| [02:08.20] | dǎ kāi diàn nǎo wǒ zhí jiē pǎo lái shàng wǎng |
| [02:10.65] | kě hèn wǎng sù shí zài shì yǒu diǎn tài màn |
| [02:13.07] | zhǎo bu dào měi nǚ wǒ zuò zài nà li zhí liú lěng hàn |
| [02:26.04] | jiǎn pò làn shí méi zhā zhǔ chá dàn kǎo dì guā |
| [02:31.09] | mài hào zǐ yào bēng bāo mǐ huā |
| [02:33.48] | zhǔ yào jīng yíng yáng ròu chuàn jiān yíng shǒu līn dōu |
| [02:38.39] | pī fā shuā qiáng fěn dài xiāo nián yú gōu |
| [02:41.64] | xián cài tiáo dà chā zi zhōu |
| [02:44.23] | chōu tiē suàn guà dài zhēn jiǔ zhǐ yào róng yì bǎ qián lǒu |
| [02:49.28] | pí jiǔ píng zi tā dōu shōu |
| [02:56.42] | yào xiǎng chī de bǎo ráo bǐng dòu fǔ nǎo |
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