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My good buddy asked me, "Buddy, why don't you drink" |
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And I said, "It's probably better I don't" |
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He said, "There's a lot of girls in this here bar that we could chase" |
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I said, "Trust me, it's probably better I don't" |
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'Cause I used to be an all nighter |
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I'm a hell of a back slider |
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I've been around the block more than a time or two |
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And I can promise you I've drank my weight in booze |
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And I've been known to get on stage in nothin' but my boots |
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So it's better I don't 'cause believe me I will |
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I get looser than a line on a fishing reel |
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Dare me don't do, don't think I won't |
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Take it all off, turn it all on |
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Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned |
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It's better I don't |
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Well, I was wearing the cuffs when the warden said, "Just tell me the truth" |
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And I said, "Sir, it's probably better I don't" |
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And I was up on the stand, and the judge said, "Just tell me what happened, man" |
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And I said, "Buddy, it's probably better I don't" |
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But since you asked, I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five |
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I was county road cruisin' out runnin' the blue lights |
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I was on the home stretch, I was roundin' that last curve |
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Well, I ran out of gas, and that's when I learned |
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So it's better I don't 'cause believe me I will |
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I get looser than a line on a fishing reel |
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Dare me don't do, don't think I won't |
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Take it all off, turn it all on |
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Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned |
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It's better I don't |
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Now, there's things I don't remember, there's things that I do |
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But I don't know the half of what I got into |
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And it's better I don't 'cause believe me I will |
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Yeah, I get looser than a line on your fishing reel |
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Dare me don't do, don't think I won't |
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Take it all off, turn it all on |
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Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned |
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Drunk dial somebody on the phone |
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Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home |
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It's better I don't |
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Yeah, it's better I don't |
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Yeah, it's better I don't |
