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If you save yourself for marriage |
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You're a bore |
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If you don't save yourself for marriage |
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You're a whore-able person |
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If you won't have a drink |
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Then you're a prude |
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But they'll call you a drunk |
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As soon as you down the first one |
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If you can't lose the weight |
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Then you're just fat |
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But if you lose too much |
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Then you're on crack |
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You're damned if you do |
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And you're damned if you don't |
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So you might as well just do |
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Whatever you want |
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So |
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Make lots of noise |
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Kiss lots of boys |
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Or kiss lots of girls |
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If that's something you're into |
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When the straight and narrow |
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Gets a little too straight |
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Roll up a joint, or don't |
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Just follow your arrow |
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Wherever it points, yeah |
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Follow your arrow |
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Wherever it points |
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If you don't go to church |
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You'll go to hell |
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If you're the first one |
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On the front row |
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You're self-righteous |
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Son of a- |
| [01:34.550] |
Can't win for losing |
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You'll just disappoint 'em |
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Just 'cause you can't beat 'em |
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Don't mean you should join 'em |
| [01:44.350] |
So make lots of noise |
| [01:46.470] |
Kiss lots of boys |
| [01:48.840] |
Or kiss lots of girls |
| [01:51.270] |
If that's something you're into |
| [01:52.900] |
When the straight and narrow |
| [01:56.200] |
Gets a little too straight |
| [01:58.200] |
Roll up a joint, or don't |
| [02:01.010] |
Just follow your arrow |
| [02:03.820] |
Wherever it points, yeah |
| [02:06.500] |
Follow your arrow |
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Wherever it points |
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Say what you think |
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Love who you love |
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'Cause you just get |
| [02:19.170] |
So many trips 'round the sun |
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Yeah, you only |
| [02:25.040] |
Only live once |
| [02:37.140] |
So make lots of noise |
| [02:39.760] |
Kiss lots of boys |
| [02:41.690] |
Or kiss lots of girls |
| [02:43.940] |
If that's what you're into |
| [02:46.250] |
When the straight and narrow |
| [02:48.750] |
Gets a little too straight |
| [02:50.930] |
Roll up a joint, I would |
| [02:52.930] |
And follow your arrow |
| [02:56.420] |
Wherever it points, yeah |
| [02:59.540] |
Follow your arrow |
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Wherever it points |