| Song | (Thursday) Here's Why I Did Not Go To Work Today |
| Artist | Harry Nilsson |
| Album | The RCA Albums Collection |
| Here's why I did not go to work today. | |
| Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day | |
| Thursday has its own peculiar way of saying : ‘Hey’ | |
| Sometimes Thursday almost makes you want to run away | |
| Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day. | |
| Yeah, Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day, let's go have a picnic | |
| Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day, hope it doesn't rain | |
| When I'm feeling Thursday, I go and have a drink | |
| If Thursday was a boat, I bet it'd sink. | |
| I did on Monday, I tried on Tuesday | |
| Wednesday's simply not my cup of tea | |
| Thank Heaven, it's Friday, thank the Lord for the weekend | |
| Thursday now, that's such a crazy, lazy day. | |
| They say Monday's child is full of grace | |
| Tuesday's child is fair of face | |
| Thursday's child has far to go and it's no wonder | |
| When the week becomes a rat race | |
| You can bet, win, show or place | |
| But never bet on Thursday ‘cause God's not on its case. | |
| Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day, don't get me wrong | |
| It's just that Thursday's twice as long as it should be, it's twice as long | |
| Mondays, Tuesdays, weekends, Fridays don't get in my way | |
| But Thursday's just a crazy, lazy day. | |
| Monday is a blues day that goes for Tuesday | |
| Wednesday's just the middle of the week, yeah, mmm | |
| Friday is just another payday, the weekend's just another heyday | |
| But Thursday's surreptitiously unique. | |
| That's why I didn't go to work today | |
| Thursday's got its own peculiar way of saying : ‘Hey’ | |
| Sometimes Thursday makes you want to run away | |
| Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day | |
| Thursday's such a crazy, lazy day. |
| Here' s why I did not go to work today. | |
| Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day | |
| Thursday has its own peculiar way of saying : ' Hey' | |
| Sometimes Thursday almost makes you want to run away | |
| Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day. | |
| Yeah, Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day, let' s go have a picnic | |
| Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day, hope it doesn' t rain | |
| When I' m feeling Thursday, I go and have a drink | |
| If Thursday was a boat, I bet it' d sink. | |
| I did on Monday, I tried on Tuesday | |
| Wednesday' s simply not my cup of tea | |
| Thank Heaven, it' s Friday, thank the Lord for the weekend | |
| Thursday now, that' s such a crazy, lazy day. | |
| They say Monday' s child is full of grace | |
| Tuesday' s child is fair of face | |
| Thursday' s child has far to go and it' s no wonder | |
| When the week becomes a rat race | |
| You can bet, win, show or place | |
| But never bet on Thursday ' cause God' s not on its case. | |
| Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day, don' t get me wrong | |
| It' s just that Thursday' s twice as long as it should be, it' s twice as long | |
| Mondays, Tuesdays, weekends, Fridays don' t get in my way | |
| But Thursday' s just a crazy, lazy day. | |
| Monday is a blues day that goes for Tuesday | |
| Wednesday' s just the middle of the week, yeah, mmm | |
| Friday is just another payday, the weekend' s just another heyday | |
| But Thursday' s surreptitiously unique. | |
| That' s why I didn' t go to work today | |
| Thursday' s got its own peculiar way of saying : ' Hey' | |
| Sometimes Thursday makes you want to run away | |
| Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day | |
| Thursday' s such a crazy, lazy day. |