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Johnny's in the basement |
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Mixing up the medicine |
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I'm on the pavement |
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Thinking about the government |
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The man in the trench coat |
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Badge out, laid off |
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Says he's got a bad cough |
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Wants to get it paid off |
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Look out kid |
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It's somethin' you did |
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God knows when |
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But you're doin' it again |
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You better duck down the alley way |
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Lookin' for a new friend |
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The man in the coon-skin cap |
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In the big pen |
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Wants eleven dollar bills |
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You only got ten |
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Maggie comes fleet foot |
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Face full of black soot |
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Talkin' that the heat put |
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Plants in the bed |
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But the phone's tapped anyway |
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Maggie says that many say |
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They must bust in early May |
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Orders from the D. A. |
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Look out kid |
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Don't matter what you did |
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Walk on your tip toes |
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Don't try 'No Doz' |
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Better stay away from those |
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That carry around a fire hose |
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Keep a clean nose |
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Watch the plain clothes |
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You don't need a weather man |
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To know which way the wind blows |
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Get sick, get well |
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Hang around a ink well |
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Ring bell, hard to tell |
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If anything is goin' to sell |
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Try hard, get barred |
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Get back, write braille |
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Get jailed, jump bail |
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Join the army, if you fail |
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Look out kid |
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You're gonna get hit |
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But users, cheaters |
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Six-time losers |
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Hang around the theaters |
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Girl by the whirlpool |
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Lookin' for a new fool |
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Don't follow leaders |
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Watch the parkin' meters |
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Ah get born, keep warm |
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Short pants, romance, learn to dance |
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Get dressed, get blessed |
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Try to be a success |
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Please her, please him, buy gifts |
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Don't steal, don't lift |
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Twenty years of schoolin' |
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And they put you on the day shift |
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Look out kid |
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They keep it all hid |
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Better jump down a manhole |
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Light yourself a candle |
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Don't wear sandals |
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Try to avoid the scandals |
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Don't wanna be a bum |
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You better chew gum |
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The pump don't work |
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'Cause the vandals took the handles |
