| [00:28.47] | Did you fight the Roman wars |
| [00:31.16] | And end up naked on your horse |
| [00:35.26] | Did you earn your winner's strikes |
| [00:38.04] | And fall down drunk in your face last night |
| [00:41.85] | Is it true you lost your wealth |
| [00:44.96] | And then your health to breast-fed milk |
| [00:48.22] | |
| [00:49.80] | Happy birthday |
| [00:53.09] | To the worst friend in the world |
| [00:56.57] | Happy birthday |
| [00:58.53] | To you to you to you |
| [01:01.94] | It's true it's true |
| [01:05.23] | And we don't know what you're trying to prove |
| [01:08.95] | It's true it's true |
| [01:12.05] | And we don't know what you're trying to do |
| [01:16.53] | |
| [01:30.23] | Did you find Egyptian tombs |
| [01:32.98] | And sacred jewels when you read the news |
| [01:37.05] | Did you take her home last night |
| [01:39.66] | And fly first class It'd be fifteen flights |
| [01:43.92] | Is it true you grew up poor |
| [01:46.48] | But then found success at the video store |
| [01:50.20] | |
| [01:51.40] | Happy birthday |
| [01:54.81] | Can I poison your drink |
| [01:58.33] | Happy birthday |
| [02:00.17] | To you to you to you |
| [02:03.64] | It's true it's true |
| [02:06.94] | And we don't know what you're trying to prove |
| [02:10.77] | It's true it's true |
| [02:13.71] | And we don't know what you're trying to do |
| [02:18.35] | |
| [02:51.68] | It's true it's true |
| [02:54.90] | And we don't know what you're trying to prove |
| [02:57.76] | |
| [02:58.66] | It's true it's true |
| [03:01.73] | And we don't know what you're trying to do |
| [03:05.57] | It's true it's true |
| [03:08.66] | And we don't know what you're trying to prove |
| [03:12.43] | It's true it's true |
| [03:15.36] | And we don't know what you're trying to do |