| Song | Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma |
| Artist | Ninja Sex Party |
| Album | Strawberries and Cream |
| [00:05.67] | Oh hey. |
| [00:06.82] | Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? |
| [00:11.28] | Yeah, that's a thing that happened. |
| [00:14.15] | So please, pay attention. |
| [00:16.60] | I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus. |
| [00:18.80] | |
| [00:19.29] | It's the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city |
| [00:21.61] | It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty |
| [00:23.91] | And on the other side of town something rages down the path |
| [00:26.30] | If you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' therious ath |
| [00:28.83] | Mortal enemies since the early days of yore |
| [00:31.30] | We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war |
| [00:33.60] | They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut |
| [00:36.27] | They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts |
| [00:38.66] | Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity |
| [00:40.86] | It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity |
| [00:43.13] | Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place |
| [00:45.80] | When we got a frantic call from the President of Space |
| [00:48.11] | Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives" |
| [00:50.44] | I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives |
| [00:52.85] | We can be there in an hour if we really, really try." |
| [00:55.39] | But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died |
| [00:57.50] | |
| [00:58.00] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [01:00.21] | Giants from the sky with no sense of humor |
| [01:02.65] | Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl |
| [01:05.06] | One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul |
| [01:07.45] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [01:09.75] | I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba |
| [01:12.18] | I would be lucky if we live to see dawn |
| [01:14.50] | They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn |
| [01:16.81] | |
| [01:17.14] | FUCK! I just had that re-sodded. |
| [01:20.98] | That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars, |
| [01:24.32] | at least. Damn it. |
| [01:25.85] | |
| [01:26.65] | A couple hours later NSP hit the scene |
| [01:28.87] | You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream |
| [01:31.23] | "Where have you been!?" screamed the president, "We're all under attack!" |
| [01:33.48] | "I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back." |
| [01:35.99] | Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass |
| [01:38.36] | Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face |
| [01:40.84] | Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude |
| [01:43.18] | We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood |
| [01:45.60] | We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance |
| [01:48.04] | And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance |
| [01:50.57] | I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants |
| [01:52.86] | Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced |
| [01:55.23] | When the sex was over they took off into the sky |
| [01:57.72] | All the world screamed "NSP you are super-awesome guys" |
| [02:00.08] | So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show |
| [02:02.60] | Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row |
| [02:04.70] | |
| [02:05.22] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [02:07.37] | Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up |
| [02:09.70] | Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!" |
| [02:12.01] | Doug you suck but that's a story for another day |
| [02:14.72] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [02:16.97] | I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal |
| [02:19.46] | Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars |
| [02:21.74] | Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car |
| [02:23.95] | |
| [02:25.30] | Son of a bitch! |
| [02:27.52] | I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. |
| [02:31.84] | Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch. |
| [00:05.67] | Oh hey. |
| [00:06.82] | Did I ever tell you about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? |
| [00:11.28] | Yeah, that' s a thing that happened. |
| [00:14.15] | So please, pay attention. |
| [00:16.60] | I' m talking to you, Doug. Jesus. |
| [00:18.80] | |
| [00:19.29] | It' s the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city |
| [00:21.61] | It' s the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty |
| [00:23.91] | And on the other side of town something rages down the path |
| [00:26.30] | If you had a lisp you' d know it' s kickin' therious ath |
| [00:28.83] | Mortal enemies since the early days of yore |
| [00:31.30] | We' re just collateral damage in their giantass war |
| [00:33.60] | They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut |
| [00:36.27] | They both know they' re kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts |
| [00:38.66] | Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity |
| [00:40.86] | It' s kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity |
| [00:43.13] | Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place |
| [00:45.80] | When we got a frantic call from the President of Space |
| [00:48.11] | Saying, " You' re the only hope to save billions of lives" |
| [00:50.44] | I said, " I' m making baked potatoes and I' m about to add the chives |
| [00:52.85] | We can be there in an hour if we really, really try." |
| [00:55.39] | But we didn' t, so they ate France, sorry if you died |
| [00:57.50] | |
| [00:58.00] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [01:00.21] | Giants from the sky with no sense of humor |
| [01:02.65] | Everyone' s in danger from their massiveass brawl |
| [01:05.06] | One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul |
| [01:07.45] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [01:09.75] | I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba |
| [01:12.18] | I would be lucky if we live to see dawn |
| [01:14.50] | They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn |
| [01:16.81] | |
| [01:17.14] | FUCK! I just had that resodded. |
| [01:20.98] | That' s gonna be like twentyfive dollars, |
| [01:24.32] | at least. Damn it. |
| [01:25.85] | |
| [01:26.65] | A couple hours later NSP hit the scene |
| [01:28.87] | You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream |
| [01:31.23] | " Where have you been!?" screamed the president, " We' re all under attack!" |
| [01:33.48] | " I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back." |
| [01:35.99] | Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass |
| [01:38.36] | Some guy said " What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face |
| [01:40.84] | Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude |
| [01:43.18] | We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood |
| [01:45.60] | We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance |
| [01:48.04] | And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance |
| [01:50.57] | I was immediately sorry that they weren' t wearing pants |
| [01:52.86] | Now I can' t forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced |
| [01:55.23] | When the sex was over they took off into the sky |
| [01:57.72] | All the world screamed " NSP you are superawesome guys" |
| [02:00.08] | So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show |
| [02:02.60] | Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row |
| [02:04.70] | |
| [02:05.22] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [02:07.37] | Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up |
| [02:09.70] | Finally we' re safe, stupid Doug shouts " Hooray!" |
| [02:12.01] | Doug you suck but that' s a story for another day |
| [02:14.72] | Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma |
| [02:16.97] | I think there' s a lesson here that needs reviewal |
| [02:19.46] | Choose sex over murder even if you' re from the stars |
| [02:21.74] | Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car |
| [02:23.95] | |
| [02:25.30] | Son of a bitch! |
| [02:27.52] | I' m gonna have to lightly buff that out. |
| [02:31.84] | Also, that' s definitely space rhino jizz on my porch. |