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Song 老婆就像武则天
Artist 张吉
Album 老婆就像武则天

Lyrics

[00:05.030] 老婆就像武则天
[00:11.550] 发行：欧乐文化
[00:13.350]
[00:28.590] 自从认识老婆那天起
[00:32.460] 就给我定下了这些规矩
[00:36.460] 兜里的零钱不能超过一
[00:40.380] 对别的女孩也不能笑嘻嘻
[00:44.440] 老婆经常说
[00:46.440] 天是蓝的海是深的
[00:50.430] 男人说的话没有一句是真的
[00:54.510] 爱是永恒的血是鲜红的
[00:58.440] 对男人不打是不行的
[01:02.430] 对白男：嗯 太放肆了 你敢再说一遍吗
[01:09.040] 对白女：哎呦 说一遍 怎么了
[01:12.660] 对白男：又生气了 我不就问问嘛
[01:16.840]
[01:18.590] 老婆就像是武则天
[01:22.580] 独揽着家里的行政大权
[01:26.520] 可恨他问我是否情愿
[01:30.450] 回答不正确就不让我吃饭
[01:34.440] 老婆就像是武则天
[01:38.500] 我就象伺候您的小太监
[01:42.560] 每天高呼着老婆万岁
[01:46.550] 老婆说话就是圣旨一切都对
[01:50.290]
[02:26.670] 自从认识老婆那天起
[02:30.670] 就给我定下了这些规矩
[02:34.470] 兜里的零钱不能超过一
[02:37.530] 对别的女孩也不能笑嘻嘻
[02:42.520] 老婆经常说
[02:44.460] 天是蓝的海是深的
[02:48.990] 男人说的话没有一句是真的
[02:53.050] 爱是永恒的血是鲜红的
[02:56.980] 对男人不打是不行的
[03:01.360] 对白男：嘿嘿 老婆以后你能不能别这样啊
[03:08.010] 对白女：怎么了 这样不好吗
[03:10.910] 对白男：这样 嗯 那个~
[03:13.590] 对白女：嗯
[03:14.460] 对白男：这样挺好 挺好
[03:15.850]
[03:17.460] 老婆就像是武则天
[03:21.330] 独揽着家里的行政大权
[03:25.330] 可恨他问我是否情愿
[03:29.320] 回答不正确就不让我吃饭
[03:33.310] 老婆就像是武则天
[03:37.430] 我就象伺候您的小太监
[03:41.360] 每天高呼着老婆万岁
[03:45.360] 老婆说话就是圣旨一切都对
[03:48.670] 对白女：还不做饭去
[03:51.350] 哎 老婆说话就是圣旨一切都对

Pinyin

[00:05.030] lǎo pó jiù xiàng wǔ zé tiān
[00:11.550] fā xíng: ōu lè wén huà
[00:13.350]
[00:28.590] zì cóng rèn shi lǎo pó nà tiān qǐ
[00:32.460] jiù gěi wǒ dìng xià le zhèi xiē guī jǔ
[00:36.460] dōu lǐ de líng qián bù néng chāo guò yī
[00:40.380] duì bié de nǚ hái yě bù néng xiào xī xī
[00:44.440] lǎo pó jīng cháng shuō
[00:46.440] tiān shì lán de hǎi shì shēn de
[00:50.430] nán rén shuō de huà méi yǒu yī jù shì zhēn de
[00:54.510] ài shì yǒng héng de xuè shì xiān hóng de
[00:58.440] duì nán rén bù dǎ shì bù xíng de
[01:02.430] duì bái nán: tài fàng sì le nǐ gǎn zài shuō yī biàn ma
[01:09.040] duì bái nǚ: āi yōu shuō yī biàn zěn me le
[01:12.660] duì bái nán: yòu shēng qì le wǒ bù jiù wèn wèn ma
[01:16.840]
[01:18.590] lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān
[01:22.580] dú lǎn zhe jiā lǐ de xíng zhèng dà quán
[01:26.520] kě hèn tā wèn wǒ shì fǒu qíng yuàn
[01:30.450] huí dá bù zhèng què jiù bù ràng wǒ chī fàn
[01:34.440] lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān
[01:38.500] wǒ jiù xiàng cì hou nín de xiǎo tài jiàn
[01:42.560] měi tiān gāo hū zhe lǎo pó wàn suì
[01:46.550] lǎo pó shuō huà jiù shì shèng zhǐ yī qiè dōu duì
[01:50.290]
[02:26.670] zì cóng rèn shi lǎo pó nà tiān qǐ
[02:30.670] jiù gěi wǒ dìng xià le zhèi xiē guī jǔ
[02:34.470] dōu lǐ de líng qián bù néng chāo guò yī
[02:37.530] duì bié de nǚ hái yě bù néng xiào xī xī
[02:42.520] lǎo pó jīng cháng shuō
[02:44.460] tiān shì lán de hǎi shì shēn de
[02:48.990] nán rén shuō de huà méi yǒu yī jù shì zhēn de
[02:53.050] ài shì yǒng héng de xuè shì xiān hóng de
[02:56.980] duì nán rén bù dǎ shì bù xíng de
[03:01.360] duì bái nán: hēi hēi lǎo pó yǐ hòu nǐ néng bù néng bié zhè yàng a
[03:08.010] duì bái nǚ: zěn me le zhè yàng bù hǎo ma
[03:10.910] duì bái nán: zhè yàng nà gè
[03:13.590] duì bái nǚ:
[03:14.460] duì bái nán: zhè yàng tǐng hǎo tǐng hǎo
[03:15.850]
[03:17.460] lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān
[03:21.330] dú lǎn zhe jiā lǐ de xíng zhèng dà quán
[03:25.330] kě hèn tā wèn wǒ shì fǒu qíng yuàn
[03:29.320] huí dá bù zhèng què jiù bù ràng wǒ chī fàn
[03:33.310] lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān
[03:37.430] wǒ jiù xiàng cì hou nín de xiǎo tài jiàn
[03:41.360] měi tiān gāo hū zhe lǎo pó wàn suì
[03:45.360] lǎo pó shuō huà jiù shì shèng zhǐ yī qiè dōu duì
[03:48.670] duì bái nǚ: hái bù zuò fàn qù
[03:51.350] āi lǎo pó shuō huà jiù shì shèng zhǐ yī qiè dōu duì