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Stagger Lee |
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It was back in '32 when times were hard |
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He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards |
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Stagger Lee |
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He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat |
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Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that |
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Stagger Lee |
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His woman threw him out in the ice and snow |
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And told him, "Never ever come back no more" |
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Stagger Lee |
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So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud |
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Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood |
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Stagger Lee |
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He said "Mr Mother******, you know who I am" |
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The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn" |
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To Stagger Lee |
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He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see |
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I'm that bad mother****** called Stagger Lee" |
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Mr. Stagger Lee |
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Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way |
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And I kick mother******* asses like you every day" |
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Mr Stagger Lee |
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Well those were the last words that the barkeep said |
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'Cause Stag put four holes in his mother******* head |
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Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown |
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Was known to make more money than any ************* in town |
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She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt |
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Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt |
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With Stagger Lee |
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She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!" |
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Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the mother******'s head" |
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She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time. |
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Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime" |
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Mr. Stagger Lee |
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"But there's something I have to say before you begin |
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You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in, |
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Mr. Stagger Lee" |
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"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass |
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And furthermore I'll ************* Billy in his mother******* ass" |
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Said Stagger Lee |
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"I'm a bad mother******, don't you know |
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And I'll crawl over fifty good *************es just to get one fat boy's asshole" |
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Said Stagger Lee |
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Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be |
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That bad mother****** called Stagger Lee" |
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Stagger Lee |
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"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees |
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And suck my *************, because If you don't you're gonna be dead" |
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Said Stagger Lee |
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Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head |
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And Stag filled him full of lead |
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Oh yeah. |