| [00:23.00] | 夜深两点半 我还在敲键盘 F5差点被我按烂 |
| [00:26.80] | 这个变量为空 那个while for 进入死循环 没完没了的BUG真的好烦 |
| [00:31.40] | 这个项目没做完 那个项目又开始干 没日没夜的干 |
| [00:34.80] | 写代码写到脖子都快断 做程序员真的好难 |
| [00:37.80] | 工资又快花完 干 我加班 |
| [00:39.20] | 我很昏 我很闷 生活似乎就成了代码加干饭 |
| [00:42.60] | 技术在不停的创新 为了生活 学习要拼命 |
| [00:45.80] | 刚学完jsp asp .net 又来了 javascript 还不够用 还得精通DIV+CSS |
| [00:52.20] | 在IE上能运行 还要兼容firefox |
| [00:54.80] | 学了C# 还有java c c++ 没学完 |
| [00:57.20] | 我青春就架在这些编程语言上燃烧 激情壮烈的烧干 |
| [01:01.20] | 每天晚上回家都已经灯火阑珊 |
| [01:03.80] | 别人搂着老婆在逛街 我却搂着笔记本想没实现的功能 该怎么办 |
| [01:08.00] | 坐在办公室一天 几小时一动不动 简直可以赶上释迦摩尼 |
| [01:12.80] | 可能出现的异常 要单元测试不停的模拟 |
| [01:15.20] | 每天的生活就是一个for 循环 |
| [01:17.20] | for(时间=0;时间<=24;时间++){ |
| [01:23.00] | 编写代码； |
| [01:24.60] | if 遇到问题<=1{ |
| [01:26.60] | if 查到资料==true{ |
| [01:28.60] | 解决问题 ； |
| [01:29.00] | continue； |
| [01:29.40] | else if 查不到资料==true{ |
| [01:32.20] | } |
| [01:32.20] | return "寝室不安，无心睡眠，加班。"; |
| [01:35.60] | } |
| [01:35.40] | }else if(遇到问题>1){ |
| [01:37.00] | 内存不够；蓝屏死机； |
| [01:39.40] | } |
| [01:39.80] | } |
| [01:39.40] | 工资太低 时间太长 想跳槽 |
| [01:41.40] | 这是一个没有返回值的递归 |
| [01:43.40] | public 跳槽(参数是自己){ |
| [01:46.40] | if（更好的待遇==false|| 更好的环境==false） |
| [01:50.00] | public 跳槽（参数是自己）; |
| [01:52.20] | 人生就这么跳不见了 这就是一个永远无法中止的错误 |
| [01:52.00] | } |
| [01:55.80] | 除非关机重启 不然 程序会一直执行到你崩溃为止 |
| [01:59.20] | 人生是有限的数组 但欲望总会让这个数组溢出 |
| [02:02.80] | 跳出致命的异常 亲手给自己送葬 |
| [02:05.00] | 每天都在重复着繁忙 身体消瘦肚子却在发胖 |
| [02:08.00] | 为了找一个错 要一步步调试几百行代码 |
| [02:10.80] | 解决了一个难题 就像搞了一个一样刺激 |
| [02:13.00] | windows下版权太多 换到linux下去用开源 |
| [02:17.80] | 好像又回到了dos时代 黑白的命令行 |
| [02:20.00] | 编译跳动的白色字母 像飘落的雪花 |
| [02:22.00] | 甚至让我忘了时间 |
| [02:24.00] | 早晨 中午 晚上 我似乎因为代码之美沉醉了 |
| [02:27.80] | 屁 其实是因为我太困 趴着睡着了 |
| [02:30.80] | 快乐就像一个私有变量 我却无法访问 |
| [02:33.20] | 痛苦就像一个全局公有常量 到处有它的引用 |
| [02:36.40] | 赚不到钱 就像你写了一个很笨拙的算法 浪费了时间还得不到结果 |
| [02:41.60] | 曾经的同学都已经开花结果 做程序员的我 还是含苞待放 其实是营养不良 |
| [02:47.00] | 每天对着电脑写代码 都忘了该怎么和人说话 |
| [02:50.60] | 睁开双眼就开始baidu google 害怕自己落后 |
| [02:53.80] | 莫名的压力让自己开始盲目 怎么找到属于我自己的道路 |
| [02:58.00] | 人生就像在写代码 及时编译及时执行 |
| [03:00.00] | 没有DEBUG 没有捕获的异常 只会让你return到起点 |
| [03:06.20] | 人生就像在写代码 正确的方法 也会隐藏着许多看不见的BUG |
| [03:11.60] | 谨慎的敲出每一行代码 别让一个小变量改变了你的一生 |
| [03:17.00] | 泡杯咖啡 哇靠 没水 闭着眼睛居然敲出两个汉字瞌睡 |
| [03:21.20] | QQ上在线的人挺堕落 同志们都很活跃 群里面的人不知道在乱扯什么 没人打字全都在发图 |
| [03:27.00] | 消息提示的频率 赶上我眨眼的速度 |
| [03:30.60] | 错按了F5我追悔莫及 这个窗口又卡在那里 |
| [03:33.40] | 等着半天没动静 我真想炸机 |
| [03:35.40] | 打开窗户想来一个深呼吸 哇靠 天上有飞机 |
| [03:39.20] | 我突然哼起了一首老歌 红莓花儿开 朵朵放光彩 |
| [03:44.40] | 就像我在c#中写函数 突然写了一个func* |
| [03:48.60] | 很纳闷怎么会有语法错误 这是脑子突然短路 |
| [03:51.60] | 误入迷糊深处 呕吐 呕吐 引发BUG无数 |
| [03:54.60] | 突然想唱首RAP来提神 我刚一开口 隔壁那两口子 恨不得把我解剖 |
| [03:59.40] | 老妈让我半夜别乱吼 妈 你别大半夜起来乱偷菜 |
| [04:03.20] | 我又一次登录人人网 每次都心情激动 |
| [04:06.80] | 除了系统消息 就是提醒我办理VIP升级 说我会得到惊喜 |
| [04:10.40] | 如果你们送一个美女 那么我会考虑 |
| [04:13.00] | 泡了一包面 康师傅绿茶面 我也不知道怎么超市会有这个面 |
| [04:18.00] | 广告上从来没见过面 还真是绿茶 汤都是绿的 绿的很精神 很让人胆颤心惊 |
| [04:23.60] | 吃完之后我 久久不能平静 因为按包装上的日期 这包面应该已经死了很多年 |
| [04:28.80] | 我很淡然 很淡定 望着夜空的星星 想到电视上每次有伟大的人物死之前 都会有一颗流行划过 |
| [04:35.80] | 可是我看了半天没有任何动静 我终于放心 我这个伟大的人物还没到死的时候 |
| [04:40.60] | array了一堆糟糕的可能 随意取了array中的一个值 可能只是明天拉肚子 |
| [04:45.80] | 最近熬夜上火 嘴角长了一个豆豆 我想写个拖动函数 把它移到屁股上 |
| [04:52.40] | 有人说我脸上的器官 坐标不对 当然我的五官是int型定位 比不上double型的精度 |
| [04:59.40] | 也许可以用java脚本 控制DIV加点修饰 可这就像化了妆的女主播 |
| [05:06.40] | 万一弹出一个脚本错误 就像MJ的鼻子突然掉了一样残酷 |
| [05:12.60] | 我在思考为什么有程序员跳楼 是不是自己在脑子写了一个病毒 |
| [05:16.00] | 在还没发送出去之前 自己错误的点击 以至于精神崩溃 把硬件都摧毁 |
| [05:22.80] | 每一个功能都要记得退出 突然半路卡起了 还可以及时挽救不至于死机 重启 |
| [05:28.40] | 每个人的生命都有一个结束 在此之前 要努力让自己有所谓作为 |
| [05:32.60] | 如果你还在使用某个软件 你要想到编写它的这个谁 他还没有睡 |
| [00:23.00] | ye shen liang dian ban wo hai zai qiao jian pan F5 cha dian bei wo an lan |
| [00:26.80] | zhe ge bian liang wei kong na ge while for jin ru si xun huan mei wan mei liao de BUG zhen de hao fan |
| [00:31.40] | zhe ge xiang mu mei zuo wan na ge xiang mu you kai shi gan mei ri mo ye de gan |
| [00:34.80] | xie dai ma xie dao bo zi dou kuai duan zuo cheng xu yuan zhen de hao nan |
| [00:37.80] | gong zi you kuai hua wan gan wo jia ban |
| [00:39.20] | wo hen hun wo hen men sheng huo si hu jiu cheng le dai ma jia gan fan |
| [00:42.60] | ji shu zai bu ting de chuang xin wei le sheng huo xue xi yao pin ming |
| [00:45.80] | gang xue wan jsp asp . net you lai le javascript hai bu gou yong hai de jing tong DIV CSS |
| [00:52.20] | zai IE shang neng yun xing hai yao jian rong firefox |
| [00:54.80] | xue le C hai you java c c mei xue wan |
| [00:57.20] | wo qing chun jiu jia zai zhei xie bian cheng yu yan shang ran shao ji qing zhuang lie de shao gan |
| [01:01.20] | mei tian wan shang hui jia dou yi jing deng huo lan shan |
| [01:03.80] | bie ren lou zhe lao po zai guang jie wo que lou zhuo bi ji ben xiang mei shi xian de gong neng gai zen me ban |
| [01:08.00] | zuo zai ban gong shi yi tian ji xiao shi yi dong bu dong jian zhi ke yi gan shang shi jia mo ni |
| [01:12.80] | ke neng chu xian de yi chang yao dan yuan ce shi bu ting de mo ni |
| [01:15.20] | mei tian de sheng huo jiu shi yi ge for xun huan |
| [01:17.20] | for shi jian 0 shi jian 24 shi jian |
| [01:23.00] | bian xie dai ma |
| [01:24.60] | if yu dao wen ti 1 |
| [01:26.60] | if cha dao zi liao true |
| [01:28.60] | jie jue wen ti |
| [01:29.00] | continue |
| [01:29.40] | else if cha bu dao zi liao true |
| [01:32.20] | |
| [01:32.20] | return " qin shi bu an, wu xin shui mian, jia ban." |
| [01:35.60] | |
| [01:35.40] | else if yu dao wen ti 1 |
| [01:37.00] | nei cun bu gou lan ping si ji |
| [01:39.40] | |
| [01:39.80] | |
| [01:39.40] | gong zi tai di shi jian tai zhang xiang tiao cao |
| [01:41.40] | zhe shi yi ge mei you fan hui zhi de di gui |
| [01:43.40] | public tiao cao can shu shi zi ji |
| [01:46.40] | if geng hao de dai yu false geng hao de huan jing false |
| [01:50.00] | public tiao cao can shu shi zi ji |
| [01:52.20] | ren sheng jiu zhe me tiao bu jian le zhe jiu shi yi ge yong yuan wu fa zhong zhi de cuo wu |
| [01:52.00] | |
| [01:55.80] | chu fei guan ji chong qi bu ran cheng xu hui yi zhi zhi xing dao ni beng kui wei zhi |
| [01:59.20] | ren sheng shi you xian de shu zu dan yu wang zong hui rang zhe ge shu zu yi chu |
| [02:02.80] | tiao chu zhi ming de yi chang qin shou gei zi ji song zang |
| [02:05.00] | mei tian du zai chong fu zhe fan mang shen ti xiao shou du zi que zai fa pang |
| [02:08.00] | wei le zhao yi ge cuo yao yi bu bu tiao shi ji bai xing dai ma |
| [02:10.80] | jie jue le yi ge nan ti jiu xiang gao le yi ge yi yang ci ji |
| [02:13.00] | windows xia ban quan tai duo huan dao linux xia qu yong kai yuan |
| [02:17.80] | hao xiang you hui dao le dos shi dai hei bai de ming ling hang |
| [02:20.00] | bian yi tiao dong de bai se zi mu xiang piao luo de xue hua |
| [02:22.00] | shen zhi rang wo wang le shi jian |
| [02:24.00] | zao chen zhong wu wan shang wo si hu yin wei dai ma zhi mei chen zui le |
| [02:27.80] | pi qi shi shi yin wei wo tai kun pa zhe shui zhao le |
| [02:30.80] | kuai le jiu xiang yi ge si you bian liang wo que wu fa fang wen |
| [02:33.20] | tong ku jiu xiang yi ge quan ju gong you chang liang dao chu you ta de yin yong |
| [02:36.40] | zhuan bu dao qian jiu xiang ni xie le yi ge hen ben zhuo de suan fa lang fei le shi jian hai de bu dao jie guo |
| [02:41.60] | ceng jing de tong xue dou yi jing kai hua jie guo zuo cheng xu yuan de wo hai shi han bao dai fang qi shi shi ying yang bu liang |
| [02:47.00] | mei tian dui zhe dian nao xie dai ma dou wang le gai zen me he ren shuo hua |
| [02:50.60] | zheng kai shuang yan jiu kai shi baidu google hai pa zi ji luo hou |
| [02:53.80] | mo ming de ya li rang zi ji kai shi mang mu zen me zhao dao shu yu wo zi ji de dao lu |
| [02:58.00] | ren sheng jiu xiang zai xie dai ma ji shi bian yi ji shi zhi xing |
| [03:00.00] | mei you DEBUG mei you bu huo de yi chang zhi hui rang ni return dao qi dian |
| [03:06.20] | ren sheng jiu xiang zai xie dai ma zheng que de fang fa ye hui yin cang zhe xu duo kan bu jian de BUG |
| [03:11.60] | jin shen de qiao chu mei yi xing dai ma bie rang yi ge xiao bian liang gai bian le ni de yi sheng |
| [03:17.00] | pao bei ka fei wa kao mei shui bi zhuo yan jing ju ran qiao chu liang ge han zi ke shui |
| [03:21.20] | QQ shang zai xian de ren ting duo luo tong zhi men dou hen huo yue qun li mian di ren bu zhi dao zai luan che shen me mei ren da zi quan dou zai fa tu |
| [03:27.00] | xiao xi ti shi de pin lv gan shang wo zha yan de su du |
| [03:30.60] | cuo an le F5 wo zhui hui mo ji zhe ge chuang kou you ka zai na li |
| [03:33.40] | deng zhe ban tian mei dong jing wo zhen xiang zha ji |
| [03:35.40] | da kai chuang hu xiang lai yi ge shen hu xi wa kao tian shang you fei ji |
| [03:39.20] | wo tu ran heng qi le yi shou lao ge hong mei hua er kai duo duo fang guang cai |
| [03:44.40] | jiu xiang wo zai c zhong xie han shu tu ran xie le yi ge func |
| [03:48.60] | hen na men zen me hui you yu fa cuo wu zhe shi nao zi tu ran duan lu |
| [03:51.60] | wu ru mi hu shen chu ou tu ou tu yin fa BUG wu shu |
| [03:54.60] | tu ran xiang chang shou RAP lai ti shen wo gang yi kai kou ge bi na liang kou zi hen bu de ba wo jie pou |
| [03:59.40] | lao ma rang wo ban ye bie luan hou ma ni bie da ban ye qi lai luan tou cai |
| [04:03.20] | wo you yi ci deng lu ren ren wang mei ci dou xin qing ji dong |
| [04:06.80] | chu le xi tong xiao xi jiu shi ti xing wo ban li VIP sheng ji shuo wo hui de dao jing xi |
| [04:10.40] | ru guo ni men song yi ge mei nv na me wo hui kao lv |
| [04:13.00] | pao le yi bao mian kang shi fu lv cha mian wo ye bu zhi dao zen me chao shi hui you zhe ge mian |
| [04:18.00] | guang gao shang cong lai mei jian guo mian hai zhen shi lv cha tang dou shi lv de lv de hen jing shen hen rang ren dan chan xin jing |
| [04:23.60] | chi wan zhi hou wo jiu jiu bu neng ping jing yin wei an bao zhuang shang de ri qi zhe bao mian ying gai yi jing si le hen duo nian |
| [04:28.80] | wo hen dan ran hen dan ding wang zhe ye kong de xing xing xiang dao dian shi shang mei ci you wei da de ren wu si zhi qian dou hui you yi ke liu xing hua guo |
| [04:35.80] | ke shi wo kan le ban tian mei you ren he dong jing wo zhong yu fang xin wo zhe ge wei da de ren wu hai mei dao si de shi hou |
| [04:40.60] | array le yi dui zao gao de ke neng sui yi qu le array zhong de yi ge zhi ke neng zhi shi ming tian la du zi |
| [04:45.80] | zui jin ao ye shang huo zui jiao zhang le yi ge dou dou wo xiang xie ge tuo dong han shu ba ta yi dao pi gu shang |
| [04:52.40] | you ren shuo wo lian shang de qi guan zuo biao bu dui dang ran wo de wu guan shi int xing ding wei bi bu shang double xing de jing du |
| [04:59.40] | ye xu ke yi yong java jue ben kong zhi DIV jia dian xiu shi ke zhe jiu xiang hua le zhuang de nv zhu bo |
| [05:06.40] | wan yi tan chu yi ge jue ben cuo wu jiu xiang MJ de bi zi tu ran diao le yi yang can ku |
| [05:12.60] | wo zai si kao wei shi me you cheng xu yuan tiao lou shi bu shi zi ji zai nao zi xie le yi ge bing du |
| [05:16.00] | zai hai mei fa song chu qu zhi qian zi ji cuo wu de dian ji yi zhi yu jing shen beng kui ba ying jian dou cui hui |
| [05:22.80] | mei yi ge gong neng dou yao ji de tui chu tu ran ban lu qia qi le hai ke yi ji shi wan jiu bu zhi yu si ji chong qi |
| [05:28.40] | mei ge ren de sheng ming dou you yi ge jie shu zai ci zhi qian yao nu li rang zi ji you suo wei zuo wei |
| [05:32.60] | ru guo ni hai zai shi yong mou ge ruan jian ni yao xiang dao bian xie ta de zhe ge shui ta hai mei you shui |
| [00:23.00] | yè shēn liǎng diǎn bàn wǒ hái zài qiāo jiàn pán F5 chà diǎn bèi wǒ àn làn |
| [00:26.80] | zhè gè biàn liàng wèi kōng nà gè while for jìn rù sǐ xún huán méi wán méi liǎo de BUG zhēn de hǎo fán |
| [00:31.40] | zhè gè xiàng mù méi zuò wán nà gè xiàng mù yòu kāi shǐ gàn méi rì mò yè de gàn |
| [00:34.80] | xiě dài mǎ xiě dào bó zǐ dōu kuài duàn zuò chéng xù yuán zhēn de hǎo nán |
| [00:37.80] | gōng zī yòu kuài huā wán gàn wǒ jiā bān |
| [00:39.20] | wǒ hěn hūn wǒ hěn mèn shēng huó sì hū jiù chéng le dài mǎ jiā gān fàn |
| [00:42.60] | jì shù zài bù tíng de chuàng xīn wèi le shēng huó xué xí yào pīn mìng |
| [00:45.80] | gāng xué wán jsp asp . net yòu lái le javascript hái bù gòu yòng hái dé jīng tōng DIV CSS |
| [00:52.20] | zài IE shàng néng yùn xíng hái yào jiān róng firefox |
| [00:54.80] | xué le C hái yǒu java c c méi xué wán |
| [00:57.20] | wǒ qīng chūn jiù jià zài zhèi xiē biān chéng yǔ yán shàng rán shāo jī qíng zhuàng liè de shāo gàn |
| [01:01.20] | měi tiān wǎn shàng huí jiā dōu yǐ jīng dēng huǒ lán shān |
| [01:03.80] | bié rén lǒu zhe lǎo pó zài guàng jiē wǒ què lǒu zhuó bǐ jì běn xiǎng méi shí xiàn de gōng néng gāi zěn me bàn |
| [01:08.00] | zuò zài bàn gōng shì yì tiān jǐ xiǎo shí yī dòng bù dòng jiǎn zhí kě yǐ gǎn shàng shì jiā mó ní |
| [01:12.80] | kě néng chū xiàn de yì cháng yào dān yuán cè shì bù tíng de mó nǐ |
| [01:15.20] | měi tiān de shēng huó jiù shì yí gè for xún huán |
| [01:17.20] | for shí jiān 0 shí jiān 24 shí jiān |
| [01:23.00] | biān xiě dài mǎ |
| [01:24.60] | if yù dào wèn tí 1 |
| [01:26.60] | if chá dào zī liào true |
| [01:28.60] | jiě jué wèn tí |
| [01:29.00] | continue |
| [01:29.40] | else if chá bú dào zī liào true |
| [01:32.20] | |
| [01:32.20] | return " qǐn shì bù ān, wú xīn shuì mián, jiā bān." |
| [01:35.60] | |
| [01:35.40] | else if yù dào wèn tí 1 |
| [01:37.00] | nèi cún bù gòu lán píng sǐ jī |
| [01:39.40] | |
| [01:39.80] | |
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| [01:41.40] | zhè shì yí gè méi yǒu fǎn huí zhí de dì guī |
| [01:43.40] | public tiào cáo cān shù shì zì jǐ |
| [01:46.40] | if gèng hǎo de dài yù false gèng hǎo de huán jìng false |
| [01:50.00] | public tiào cáo cān shù shì zì jǐ |
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| [01:52.00] | |
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