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Stop pickin on me, |
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because I'm a geek. |
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I'm strange to you, |
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you're strange to me. |
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Well, one of these days |
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I'm gonna pack heat, |
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your brains on the wall, |
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my face, my face on tv. |
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They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder. |
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Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar. |
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They're gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder. |
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If this was D&D, you'd see me jump into a portal. |
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I'm a geek, |
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spelled G double E K. |
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I meet my boys in the ba*************t about every day. |
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A card table, comic books and cans of coke |
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that we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke. |
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We got style: |
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tape on our glasses, zits on our faces, and hair on our asses. |
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*************ny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors, |
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tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman's. |
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We got problems, namely the jocks: |
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the SUV suckers with class rings on their *************s. |
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Otherwise known as the mother******s touchin the tit. |
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If I was Wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go, snikt. |
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I'm not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker, |
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always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles. |
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I got brains, ************* B's and C's, |
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I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve. |
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Stop pickin on me, |
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because I'm a geek. |
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I'm strange to you, |
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you're strange to me. |
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Well, one of these days |
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I'm gonna pack heat, |
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your brains on the wall, |
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my face, my face on tv. |
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Don't ************* with a geek, just cuz he got a gift. |
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You get in my way ************* you get a Vulcan neck pinch. |
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One night I didn't go to sleep, up playin' risk. |
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At dawn, I won, got global dominance, |
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but it in the hallway it's completely different *************t. |
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Can't get my locker open and my pants are always split. |
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Can't seem to catch a ride, |
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can't ever get a date, |
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but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I'm great. |
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Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail. |
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I'm at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail. |
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Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands. |
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Never been kissed, never been holding hands, |
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just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath. |
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Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse. |
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The dragon died from heart attack, you may advance, |
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and yo, I upped your armor class. |
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Being a geek it aint so bad, |
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I can't get laid, I got japanime stashed, |
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and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts. |
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Dreadnoughts rock, dinobots kick ass! |
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Stop pickin on me, |
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because I'm a geek. |
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I'm strange to you, |
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you're strange to me. |
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Well, one of these days |
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I'm gonna pack heat, |
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your brains on the wall, |
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my face, my face on tv. |
