| Song | Hello Skinny |
| Artist | The Residents |
| Album | Live at The Fillmore |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Skinny was born in a bathtub | |
| And grew so incredibly thin | |
| That even the end of an eyedropper | |
| Sucked him in | |
| Skinny never knew any questions | |
| And Skinny never looked at lights | |
| But Skinny sold something | |
| Every single night | |
| Skinny sold a soldier to me | |
| Skinny sold a wife | |
| Skinny sold a suction cup | |
| And a knife | |
| Skinny found a 'Hello Dolly' | |
| Record in the hall | |
| He sold it to a truck driver | |
| In the fall |