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[Intro:] |
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The government is lying! |
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Don't believe everything you hear! |
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In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything |
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Let's trace it back to the genesis |
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Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories) |
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It's MC Lars and the Rondo Brothers tearing it up!! |
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[Verse 1:] |
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I'm dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories |
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Do you hear me? |
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It's evident the government is lying monthly, yearly |
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Because JFK's death was the direct result |
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Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat |
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The Titantic, don't panic, it was sunk by this beast |
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Then the Loch Ness Monster had a yummy icy feast |
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OJ Simpson? Innocent, it was Big Foot on crack |
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Who had a jealous rage and snapped Ron Goldman's back |
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In fact the facts explain everything you might deny |
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Big Foot crashed in Roswell, let me tell you why |
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He was chilling with some aliens who couldn't really fly |
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So they landed in New Mexico that's why reports imply |
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The Manson Family and Timothy McVey |
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Were evil demon robots built by the CIA |
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That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot |
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I read it on the Internet, the facts say a lot! |
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[chorus:] |
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aliens and magic bullets masonic rites are the coolest |
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illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti |
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doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly |
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just another mystical conspiracy theory |
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[Verse 2:] |
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"Paul is dead," that's what the record said |
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So I played it backwards every time I went to bed |
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When I woke up Judas Priest were dancing naked on my dresser |
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More annoying than an hour of Fran Dresher |
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The Jersey Devil and the Jackalope |
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The Yetti and the Unicorn couldn't really cope |
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So they froze Walt Disney with the Free Masons' Union |
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While Anton La Vey had a Satanic communion |
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With Pope John Paul and Pee Wee Herman |
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While General Sherman helped the Germans |
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Invade Poland with Dividians enlisted |
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I determined these facts though they were once restricted |
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I guess you're wondering how I figured out |
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What all these conspiracies are really all about? |
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On TV Ice T once denigrated cops |
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Now he plays a cop on TV, when will it stop?? |
