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[YTCracker:] |
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they call me arthur ruler of camelot |
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i'm a demigod got a team of knights |
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got a sword name excalibur legendary damager |
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everyone knows i'm the round table manager |
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lordship had a courtship with a broad named guenviere |
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she's a little cute but i fear |
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my chief knight lance he's got the hots |
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for my fair maiden a crush of sorts |
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don't want to rush to conclusions |
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but when he's around it's a little confusing |
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cant tell if she's faithful but i'm getting a vibe |
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that she's cheating on me and sneaking behind |
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my back should i put lance on the rack? |
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interrogate him does she want to marry him? |
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i hope not hope it's my imagination |
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'Cause I'd be crushed if she really likes him |
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[Chorus:] |
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I love her |
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I love her too |
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I'm caught in between both of you |
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Arthur got played! |
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I feel betrayed |
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From Dark Ages to present day |
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[K.Flay:] |
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Arthur, yeah I met him at school |
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He seemed real cool but he wasn't |
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Said he'd treat me like a queen, give me everything I needed |
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But he gave me nothing |
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You may have a fancy sword, but up in the sack |
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I'm feeling hella bored |
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So I hit up my PC, online, to find a new boy toy to be mine |
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[Lars:] |
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The name's Lancelot I break dance a lot |
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Rolled up in my Caddy to Camelot |
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Homegirl hit me up, click, send |
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Want a royal DL girlfriend? |
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[Lars:] |
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So hey Gwuinevere come and dance with me |
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The smarted thing you ever did was take a chance with me |
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Whatever tickles your fancy |
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I punked that punani like Sid and Nancy... oh! |
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[Repeat chorus] |
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[K.Flay:] |
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Facebook posts from Lancelot |
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Took one look at me, I made them pants all drop |
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We did things you couldn't watch on cable |
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Even got down on the damn Round Table |
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Playing to dudes like Monopoly |
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Then I kick them to the curb like purple properties |
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Though men may try they can not be the boss of me |
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No more Ms. Nice Girl, fistier than the spiciest Spice Girl |
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All day on my grind, boys try to hit keep money on my mind |
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Independent now I roll in a habit |
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Dollar, dollar bills, I grab it |
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Guinevere busts balls |
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Shout outs to my ladies at Seneca Falls |
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[YTCracker:] |
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times never change in the camelot lair |
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sent a squire to her room and she wasnt there |
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in the future, will people have the same problems? |
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how will they cope and how will they solve them? |
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put her face in my book i should post some signs |
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all around my kingdom then she'll be mine |
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again, yeah that's the ticket |
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i never thought dames could be so wicked |
