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[MC Lars:] |
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With so much drama at my detective agency |
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It's kind of hard to be an A.C.M.E. agent like me |
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Because Carmen Sandiego, well she keeps evading me |
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She's freaking hard to find! Rockapella agrees |
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She's elusive, not conducive to a crime-free planet |
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Robbed the banks of the Nile, and I can't understand |
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She stole the Mason-Dixie line, so I'm searching for clues |
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How much damage can an educational computer game villain do? |
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She stole the Grand Canyon and the Sydney Opera House |
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The Golden Gate Bridge, tell me what's that all about? |
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Now she's even going back in time, she's messing with my mind |
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She stole the Magna Carta and the Maginot Line |
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She's single-handedly and in charge like Scott Baio |
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I'm chasing her around like a bull in rodeo |
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She needs should be locked up just like Galileo |
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This girl stole my breakfast, please lego my Eggo |
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[YTCracker:] |
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She's a - kleptomaniac, but she must refrain from that |
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Crime record shows every heinous deed's insanely whack |
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She's up to no good with her zany hijinx |
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She took a trip to Egypt, stole the pyramid and Sphynx |
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She stole Stone Henge and she stole the Eiffel Tower |
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How do you freaking steal the freaking Eiffel Tower? |
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I'm learning a lot with every single spot |
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I think she might be at but it turns out that she's not |
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The chief is on the phone, dude leave me alone |
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Carmen's surreptitious, as the evidence has shown |
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She might even steal your heart, so I must warn ya |
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She's so damn hot when she rocks her Red Fedora |
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I've chased her to Berlin, Trinidad and Tobago |
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Where the ---- is Carmen Sandiego? |
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[Lars & YT:] |
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Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals |
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Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals |
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Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals |
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Carmen Sandiego got really bad morals |
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I never knew gaming could be so educational... is it recreational? (Is it recreational). |