| Song | Satan's Ice Cream Truck |
| Artist | Strapping Young Lad |
| Album | 1994-2006 Chaos Years |
| C'mon little kiddies | |
| Have I got a treat for you. | |
| At first it tastes all yummy, | |
| Then you start to turn blue | |
| [chorus:] | |
| I'll be back again next week. | |
| Bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat | |
| Mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck | |
| Kids come running for satan's ice cream truck | |
| Come on, and ask you mommy | |
| Your pennies are in hand | |
| If you need more than your tummy, | |
| You can get inside my van | |
| [repeat chorus] |