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Well, when I was young |
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My momma read me nursery rhymes beside my bed |
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And though they sounded mighty fine |
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They made no sense to me |
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And now that I am all grown up |
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It seems my nights have changed as such |
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So I went out and made me up |
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A nursery rhyme for me |
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It goes barlight, bar bright |
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First bar that I see tonight |
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Wish I may, wish I might |
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Find someone to hold me tight |
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Hey diddle diddle, a man with a fiddle |
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And the girls sing along with the tunes |
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Just a one more dance 'til you turn off the lights |
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And you can shut down this saloon |
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You know, I never understood |
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How a big ole gal can raise no kids in a shoe |
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And any old Jack goes jumping a candle |
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Needs to find something better to do |
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And a rub a dub dub, three men in a tub |
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Sure sounds kinda funny to me |
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So I made up a honky tonk nursery rhyme |
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And it's the only one I'll sing |
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It goes barlight, bar bright |
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First bar that I see tonight |
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Wish I may, wish I might |
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Find someone to hold me tight |
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Hey diddle diddle, a man with a fiddle |
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And the girls sing along with the tunes |
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Just a one more dance 'til you turn off the lights |
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And you can shut down this saloon |
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I said, "I never understood |
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How a big ole gal could raise no kids in a shoe |
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And any old Jack goes jumpin' a candle |
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Needs to find something better to do" |
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And a rub a dub dub, three men in a tub |
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Sure sounds kinda funny to me |
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So I made up a honky tonk nursery rhyme |
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And it's the only one I'll sing |
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It goes barlight, bar bright |
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First bar that I see tonight |
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Wish I may, wish I might |
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Find someone to hold me tight |
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Hey diddle diddle, a man with a fiddle |
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And the girls sing along with the tunes |
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Just a one more dance 'til you turn off the lights |
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And you can shut down this saloon |
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I said, "Just a one more dance 'til you turn off the lights |
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And you can shut down this saloon" |