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This is going to be the best Christmas ever. |
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Everything this year's been a disaster |
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But I won't let it bother me at all |
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Nothing's going to bring me down, |
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It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch |
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I'm going to stand my happy ground. |
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I refuse to let my family make me crazy |
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I'll smile at their insults and their frowns |
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I'll ignore the shitty weather |
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Cuz what counts is we're together |
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Loving, safe and sound |
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Nothing's going to ruin my holiday |
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Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen) |
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And If you try to ruin my holiday- |
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I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. |
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The turkey might have made the children vomit |
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The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts |
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But I will grin and bear it |
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And this nightmare we will share it |
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Till I get my only wish- it's |
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Nothing's going to ruin my holiday |
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No act of God or family fight |
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Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday |
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I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life |
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You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh |
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This is going to be the best Christmas ever. |
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Soon this crappy Christmas will be over |
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And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self |
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But until that happens I'll just continue laughing |
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Like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves. |
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Nothing's going to ruin my holiday |
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Not this year I won't let that be the case |
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And If you try and ruin my holiday- |
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I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. |
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Understand me |
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This is going to be the best Christmas ever! |
