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Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction |
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Forgive our sins |
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Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues |
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Selling faux sermons |
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'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp |
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And you'll be thy witness |
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So gentlemen, if you are gonna preach |
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For God sakes preach with conviction |
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Strike up the band |
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Whoa, the conductor is beckoning |
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it |
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No, don't you get it, don't you get it? Now, don't you move |
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Strike up the band |
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Whoa, the conductor is beckoning |
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it |
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No, don't you get it, don't you get it? Now, don't you move |
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Just stay where I can see you |
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Douse the lights |
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We sure are in for a show tonight |
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In this little number we are graced |
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By two displays of character |
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We've got the gunslinger extraordinaire |
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Walking contradictions |
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And I for one can see no blood |
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From the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit |
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And I for one won't stand for this |
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If the scene were a parish you'd all be condemned |
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Strike up the band |
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Whoa, the conductor is beckoning |
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it |
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No, don't you get it, don't you get it? Now, don't you move |
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Strike up the band |
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Whoa, the conductor is beckoning |
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it |
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No, don't you get it, don't you get it? Now, don't you, don't you move |
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Just stay where I can see you |
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Douse the lights |
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We sure are in for a show tonight |
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Just stay where I can see you |
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Douse the lights |
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We sure are in for a show tonight |
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Stay where I can see you |
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Douse the lights |
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Strike up the band |
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Whoa, the conductor is beckoning |
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it |
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No, don't you get it, don't you get it? Now, don't you move |
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Strike up the band |
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Whoa, the conductor is beckoning |
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it |
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No, don't you get it, don't you get it? Now, don't you move |
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Don't you move |
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Don't you move |
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Strike up the band |
