| Dad, I think I'm gay | |
| These guys are beautiful all day | |
| Mom, I'm your new daughter | |
| God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed | |
| Oh, ohh | |
| Oh yeah | |
| Oh | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you | |
| Dad, I'm still on drugs | |
| And I'm more popular than ever before | |
| Mom, I'm so depressed | |
| I'm popping so much prozac | |
| Doctors are impressed | |
| Oh, oh | |
| Oh, yeah | |
| Oh | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| Oh yeah | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you | |
| I'm super hyper spastic, yeah | |
| I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you |