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The satellite's tracking Santa |
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We'll text our Christmas list |
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And leave our mobile numbers |
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To help out old Saint Nick |
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Sometimes we stop and wonder |
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Has that old bubble burst? |
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Or will this Christmas morning |
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Be like the first? |
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But tonight we'll still thank Santa Claus |
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And raise a glass to friends of ours |
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Peace on earth, goodwill to all |
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The future is the past |
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Let's have a slow light, snowball fight |
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Silent night, dynamite |
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21st century Christmas |
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Magic morn, tree adorned |
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All at home, safe from harm |
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21st century Christmas |
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We'll microwave some popcorn |
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And put on a DVD |
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Thanks Uncle Jimmy Saville |
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For fixing you and me |
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These days we watch and wonder |
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Has Christmas lost it's touch? |
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And will our chocolate money |
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Be worth that much? |