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Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen |
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He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha King |
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He cha-cha's when the band is playin' rock and roll |
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He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold |
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Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul |
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Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll |
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And every time his feet get to go in one way |
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Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray |
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Chicks told Casey, you better move man |
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This is only a one night stand |
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Casey wasn't in time but he was dancin' awhile |
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Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style |
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Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul |
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Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll |
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And every time his feet get to go in one way |
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Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray |
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Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul |
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Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll |
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And every time his feet get to go in one way |
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Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray |
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Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo |
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This might have been fine back in '22 |
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Now, I'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip |
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If you wanna keep your girl you'll better get hip |
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Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul |
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You hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll |
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And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way |
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Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray |