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Hey all you kids out there! Welcome to Three |
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Feet High and Rising. Now, here's what we do. The following |
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contestants... how are you doing, contestants? |
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(General babble, inc. 'Okay', 'Alright', 'Yo Mama') |
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So fellas, tell us a little bit about yourselves. |
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Contestant number one! |
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How ya doin', Al. Just came all the way |
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down from Wichita just to be on this show. You know it's |
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gonna be swell and I'm gonna win all the money. Gonna win all |
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the money. See ya. |
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Okay, contestant number 2. |
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Excuse me, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase, |
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I'm from Australia, and I'm just glad to be here. |
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Okay, contestant number 3. |
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Hello, my name is, uh, Plug One, and uh, |
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let me tell you a little bit about myself, I like Twizzlers, |
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and I like the Alligator Bob, and my favorite movie |
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is um, Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your mama. |
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Okay, contestant number 4. |
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Hello, my name is Prince Paul, |
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and I'm just... glad to be on the show. Thank you. |
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Okay. Now we've met the contestants, let's get to |
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the game! I'm going to ask an amount of four questions, and |
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the contestants will try to answer them correctly. Now, you |
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out there in the audience can answer along with them. |
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How many feathers are on a Perdue chicken? |
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How many fibres are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit? |
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What does "touche et lele pu" mean? |
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How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat? |
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Now that we know the questions, we'll let the contestants |
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think them over, and we'll return right after these messages. |
