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I'm ankle deep in human waste |
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The toilet has been clogged |
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Marrowbone jelly all over the place |
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I don't even have a dog |
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The man upstairs he grabs my arm |
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Saying don't I know your dad |
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All I could hear were the fire alarms |
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The day my pad went mad |
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All I could hear were the fire alarms |
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The day my pad went mad |
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The kitchen has been ransacked |
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Ski trails in the hall |
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A chicken has been ransacked |
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And thrown against the wall |
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In walks this dumb waiter |
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With a fountain pen and pad |
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Saying how do you want this alligator |
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The day my pad went mad |
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Saying how do you want this alligator |
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The day my pad went mad |
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The hamster had been slaughtered |
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The parrot bound and gagged |
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The guard dog had been sorted out |
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And absolutely shagged |
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The goldfish drowned, the cat was found |
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Kicked around and stabbed |
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The radio did not make a sound |
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The day my pad went mad |
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The radio did not make a sound |
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The day my pad went mad |
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The pop-up toaster refused to pop |
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The chandelier was smashed |
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The starter motor would not stop |
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The tyres had been slashed |
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There was no way out of there |
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I was stuck with what I had |
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Out of order, beyond repair |
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The day my pad went mad |
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Out of order, beyond repair |
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The day my pad went mad |
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Yesterday I had the place rewired |
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And slung out all of my junk |
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A tumble dryer and a two bar fire |
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And a telephone now defunct |
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I peeped through the venetian blinds |
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And the rain fell down so sad |
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On the broken home I left behind |
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The day my pad went mad |
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On the broken home I left behind |
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The day my pad went mad |