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Zappa Frank |
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Fillmore East June 1970 |
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What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? |
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What's a girl like you |
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Doin' in a place like this? |
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I left my place after midnight |
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And I came to this hall |
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Me and my girlfriend, wecame here |
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Lookin' to ball |
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You came to the right place |
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This is it |
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This is the swingin-est place |
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In New York City |
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(Chorus line) NO SHIT! |
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How true it is |
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Me and my girlfriend, we come here |
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Every night looking for that |
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Hot romance we need |
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We like to get it on -- |
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Do you like to get it on, too? |
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Well now, what did you have in mind? |
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Okay: well I get off bein' juked |
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With a baby octopus |
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An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH! |
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An' my girlfriend, she digs it |
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With a hot YOOHOO bottle |
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While somebody's screamin': |
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CORKS 'N' SAFETIES |
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PIGS 'N' DONKEYS |
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ALICE COOPER'S GONNA ... AAAAAAH! |
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Well, it gets me so hot |
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I could scream |
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(Chorus line) ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH! |
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ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH! |
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You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy |
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Ever been to a Holiday Inn? |
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Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa... |
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Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!) |
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Wall-mounted TV screen: |
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Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall |
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Formica's really keen! |
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(Chorus line) What kind of girl do you think we are? |
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What kind of girl do you think we are? |
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Don't call us groupies |
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That is going too far |
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We wouldn't ball you |
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Just because you're a star |
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These girls wouldn't let just anybody |
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Spew on their vital parts |
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They want a guy from a group with a |
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Big hit single in the charts |
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Funny you should mention it: |
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Our new single just made the charts this week |
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With a bullet! With a bullet! |
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Lust let me put a little more |
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Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, Baby |
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And you can show me how a young girl such as you |
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Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me... |
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What hotel did you say you are staying at? |
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Wanna split right away? |
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Not so fast, you sillt boy... there's one thing I gotta say: |
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(Chorus line) We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the |
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charts |
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We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts |
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And if his dick is a monster |
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If his dick is a monster |
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If his dick is a monster |
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We will give him our hearts... |
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Hold it! Please hold it! |
